Slag Attack Evolution Manual
Chapter 26
Cao Anbang's expression was kind, but his intentions were sinister.It's a pity that Brigadier Lu is not a real elementary school student.
"You must do your homework when you study!" Lu Yikun said in surprise, just like how much he likes reading and doing homework.
"Uncle found it with great difficulty, don't you like it?" Cao Anbang played the bitterness card.
The art of negotiation is that when you are asked, you should immediately ask a new question, so as to turn the customer into the main and occupy the commanding heights.Lu Yikun knows this well.Instead of answering, he asked, "Uncle, did you buy it for my little brother?"
In order to show his good intentions, Cao Anbang deliberately said: "This is a limited edition, this is the only set I got, of course it is for you!"
In his opinion, a child who grew up in the countryside must be overwhelmed when he suddenly sees such an exquisite toy.
But he fell into Lu Yikun's language trap.
In front of everyone, Lu Yikun said to him seriously: "Our teacher said that we should learn from Kong Rong to make pears, and I will spend more time reading and writing in the future, so I will give such fun things to my little brothers!"
Ci Ruyu told him the allusion of Kong Rong making pears, and he has mastered it proficiently.During the month of waking up, when sharing things with the older children, he let the older children be Kong Rong; when sharing things with the younger children, he let the younger children be Kong Rong.He doesn't want to be Kong Rong, but he wants to be Kong Rong's brother.
But so far, Wu Yang's Lu family has not seen his ability to adapt to local conditions, so they are very surprised.It is rare for a 12-year-old kid who grew up in the countryside not to be frightened by a group of people watching, but it is really rare to be able to speak properly and politely.
After some words, the relatives nodded in approval.It wasn't until this time that Mr. Lu finally smiled sincerely.The aunts and sisters-in-law who were discussing privately just now were embarrassing.He praised how sensible the eldest grandson of the Lu family was, and he echoed louder than other relatives, as if trying to cover up something.
Cao Anbang couldn't hold on to his smile.
"Xiao Kun is really sensible. Then Uncle Cao will thank you on behalf of the little brothers!"
Lu Yikun waved his hands brazenly and said, "You're welcome, you're welcome! This is what I should do!"
Cao Anbang laughed until the corners of his mouth twitched.
You're welcome ass!That's what I bought, okay?Who borrowed flowers to offer Buddhas and offered them so wildly!
"Anbang." The old lady called softly.
Cao Anbang didn't dare to say any more, and hurried back to stand beside the old lady.
The old lady turned her face and scolded him softly: "Don't make up your own mind."
Cao Anbang lowered his head.
Cao Anbang admired his teacher and his wife since he was a child, and he always defended the two elders, sometimes even regardless of the situation.When he was young, he was a thorn in the class.Both old men knew this.
Grandpa Lu called his grandson back to his side, took off a string of Buddhist beads on his wrist, and wrapped them round and round around his grandson's wrist.
This jade bead is uniform in size and crystal clear in texture, it is definitely extraordinary at a glance.Although the old man didn't explain it, Lu Yikun could see the significance of this string of beads from the shocked eyes of relatives around him.
The old man took out the gift, and everyone subconsciously turned their attention to the old lady.
The old lady snorted coldly, excused herself from being unwell, and left the whole room behind, and went upstairs to rest.
Ci Ruyu looked at the back of her adoptive mother Xiao Suo, lowered her head sadly and guiltily.Lu Zongyao gently hugged her beside her.
Mr. Lu let out a long breath, and waved for everyone to go out, except Lu Zongyao and Ci Ruyu were left behind.
Lu Yikun got a carload of belongings from his grandfather, he was very excited, and felt that the future was bright.Parents were called by grandpa to talk, so he went out of the back room alone to wait for them at the place Ci Ruyu ordered.
Walking to the aisle, I saw a group of teenagers and girls walking towards the two children surrounded by them.
The two children, a boy and a girl, are both chubby.Because they are all of short stature, wearing a slim suspender suit made their belly bulge layer upon layer.Lu Yikun looked at them, wanting to take a breath for them.The forearms and calves exposed by the two fat children are also full of sensuality, a bit like they are pieced together from sections of lotus roots.When he walked a few steps away, his face was revealed, but it turned out to be two identical faces—the same chubby, facial features can't be said to be good or bad, because they were all squeezed out of shape by the flesh on their faces, and they almost disappeared when they saw it. got a foothold.
However, the two sons are not in the shape of a balloon as described by their father, they are clearly footballs!
Moreover, one of the boys, Lu Yikun, still knew each other.This kid went to Hongfeng Mountain Village to play last month, and they have been friends for a while.
"Hey! Isn't this the Sleeping Beauty of Lu Shigong's family! Why don't you come over to see your Brother Cao!"
Cao Yuan laughed strangely.He looked at Lu Yikun in a strange way, with anger in panic, shame in resignation.It is really difficult for him to squint his small eyes to interpret such complex emotions in an instant.
He laughed for a while, but later realized that no one around him laughed with him.Staring around, it was the five or six young men who were staring at Lu Yikun.Looking at his younger sister Cao Xiaoxi, it was even more exaggerated, her eyes were rippling.
Cao Xiaoxi muttered to herself: "He's so handsome, let's stop bullying him, shall we..."
"Superficial! Stupid!" Cao Yuan cursed bitterly.
He also saw Lu Yikun's beauty as a painting at the beginning, and he was even more shocked when he first saw her.Because Lu Yikun has a thin body and is wearing loose clothes, sitting under a tree and playing the harmonica, at first glance he looks like a quiet and shy little girl.In order to get close to this beautiful and frail "little sister", he tried his best to please "her" with a lot of snacks and toys, and then confessed to "her" excitedly.And Lu Yikun ate his snacks, played with his toys, and then took off his pants to pee in front of him.
Cao Yuan will never forget the sound of inner collapse at that moment.
He hated Lu Yikun to death!
Ever since Lu Yikun "became" a boy, Cao Yuan didn't see anything attractive about Lu Yikun.He judged others by himself, and felt that Lu Yikun was too thin.Besides, so what if Lu Yikun is as beautiful as a flower, a man depends on his strength!With a small body like Lu Yikun, he can kill two with one punch!
Lu Yikun smiled shyly and innocently.
It turned out that this guy was Cao Anbang's son.It's very good, it can be repaid by father and son.
"Brother Cao's family is really nice. Brother Cao gave me so many small gifts before, and Uncle Cao also gave me a set of simulation toys of sea, land and air just now. This is the only set. I heard that even Brother Cao doesn't have one."
Cao Yuan was furious!
Dad also said that he loves him the most!Father the traitor!
Cao Yuan said evilly to the gallbladder: "Take it out and let me see!"
"It was given to me by my uncle..." Lu Yikun said timidly.
"What's yours and mine! Everything is mine!" Cao Yuanda strode up to Lu Yikun and shoved Lu Yikun staggeringly.Before Lu Yikun said anything, Cao Xiaoxi who was behind had already screamed with her face in her hands: "Cao Yuan, why are you beating someone! I want to tell my mother!"
Cao Yuan turned around and scolded the traitor who forgot his brother.Then he ordered Lu Yikun in a rough voice: "Every penny you find on the road must be handed over to the police, let alone my dad is a policeman among the policemen. You, lead the way! Don't even think about suing, be careful that my fists are not long. Eyes!" He said, lighting up his big fist.
Lu Yikun stared at the fleshy white fist, with a slight smile on his face.He nodded and said to himself, "Okay, you asked for it yourself, so come here."
This group of people engulfed Lu Yikun and headed for the small hall.
Yang Yingjie is the youngest of the old man's students.His parents are both lawyers, and he himself is a top student in law at Huaqing University. Currently, he is studying material and electricity with the old man and is temporarily staying at Lu's house.
22-year-old Yang Yingjie is a tall man with thick eyebrows and big eyes.He has a clear distinction between good and evil, and he hates evil like hatred. His clothes are always only black and white, and there is not even a gray transition in the middle, let alone colored.He is a straight-eyed young man.
A few sycamore trees separated Yang Yingjie from the balcony on the second floor when he saw Lu Yikun talking with the two little devil kings of the Cao family, and he had a vague premonition.He knew that Lu Yikun was the eldest grandson of the Lu family, and his status was very unusual, but anyway, it was just a fight between children. If an adult intervened, the matter would change, and if it didn't work out, it would get worse and become two children. Family conflicts.So after careful consideration, he chose to wait and see.
However, when he walked down the stairs leisurely, and when he reached the entrance of the inner room, he saw Cao Yuan's chubby figure flying out from the other side of the garden, rushing towards him in a few steps, passing him and rushing into the inner room.Yang Yingjie took a closer look, and saw that the child randomly grabbed a fruit knife on the coffee table and ran back, the flesh on his face was distorted due to extreme anger.
Cao Yuan was eager for revenge, so he sneaked into the small hole in the flowers and entered the garden.
Yang Yingjie secretly thought it was bad, so he hurriedly ran after him.He couldn't drill into the flowers, so he could only go around the path and go through the main entrance.When he got to the garden, he saw Cao Yuan holding up the fruit knife and stabbing at Lu Yikun.The group of teenagers around were also petrified.
"stop!"
Yang Yingjie hurriedly wanted to stop, but at the same time as his voice flew up, Lu Yikun raised his leg.
Lu Yikun's leg sweep was like a gust of wind, and the toe of his shoe could hit Cao Yuan's hand holding the knife.Cao Yuan wailed in pain on the spot, the fruit knife flew out of his hand, and fell to the ground with a "bang" from a distance.
Cao Yuan sat on the ground, clutching his wrist, his face pale with pain.
"Bastard! Dare to hit me!"
He is used to being arrogant and rampant, he has no intention of killing, and he acts entirely in a moment of anger, regardless of the consequences.
Lu Yikun raised his eyebrows, walked over to pick up the fruit knife on the ground, and played with it in his hand.Yang Yingjie saw him, worried that he would hurt him, and wanted to remind him.But I saw him throwing the knife up, catching it, throwing it up again, and catching it again, his movements were smooth and skillful.It's hard to speak.
The matter should be over here, Yang Yingjie secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to go over to settle the matter, but the child who was lazily playing with the knife suddenly laughed in a low voice: "Brother Cao Yuan, did you throw the candy paper at me just now? ——Paper, how can you just throw it away, huh?"
"You must do your homework when you study!" Lu Yikun said in surprise, just like how much he likes reading and doing homework.
"Uncle found it with great difficulty, don't you like it?" Cao Anbang played the bitterness card.
The art of negotiation is that when you are asked, you should immediately ask a new question, so as to turn the customer into the main and occupy the commanding heights.Lu Yikun knows this well.Instead of answering, he asked, "Uncle, did you buy it for my little brother?"
In order to show his good intentions, Cao Anbang deliberately said: "This is a limited edition, this is the only set I got, of course it is for you!"
In his opinion, a child who grew up in the countryside must be overwhelmed when he suddenly sees such an exquisite toy.
But he fell into Lu Yikun's language trap.
In front of everyone, Lu Yikun said to him seriously: "Our teacher said that we should learn from Kong Rong to make pears, and I will spend more time reading and writing in the future, so I will give such fun things to my little brothers!"
Ci Ruyu told him the allusion of Kong Rong making pears, and he has mastered it proficiently.During the month of waking up, when sharing things with the older children, he let the older children be Kong Rong; when sharing things with the younger children, he let the younger children be Kong Rong.He doesn't want to be Kong Rong, but he wants to be Kong Rong's brother.
But so far, Wu Yang's Lu family has not seen his ability to adapt to local conditions, so they are very surprised.It is rare for a 12-year-old kid who grew up in the countryside not to be frightened by a group of people watching, but it is really rare to be able to speak properly and politely.
After some words, the relatives nodded in approval.It wasn't until this time that Mr. Lu finally smiled sincerely.The aunts and sisters-in-law who were discussing privately just now were embarrassing.He praised how sensible the eldest grandson of the Lu family was, and he echoed louder than other relatives, as if trying to cover up something.
Cao Anbang couldn't hold on to his smile.
"Xiao Kun is really sensible. Then Uncle Cao will thank you on behalf of the little brothers!"
Lu Yikun waved his hands brazenly and said, "You're welcome, you're welcome! This is what I should do!"
Cao Anbang laughed until the corners of his mouth twitched.
You're welcome ass!That's what I bought, okay?Who borrowed flowers to offer Buddhas and offered them so wildly!
"Anbang." The old lady called softly.
Cao Anbang didn't dare to say any more, and hurried back to stand beside the old lady.
The old lady turned her face and scolded him softly: "Don't make up your own mind."
Cao Anbang lowered his head.
Cao Anbang admired his teacher and his wife since he was a child, and he always defended the two elders, sometimes even regardless of the situation.When he was young, he was a thorn in the class.Both old men knew this.
Grandpa Lu called his grandson back to his side, took off a string of Buddhist beads on his wrist, and wrapped them round and round around his grandson's wrist.
This jade bead is uniform in size and crystal clear in texture, it is definitely extraordinary at a glance.Although the old man didn't explain it, Lu Yikun could see the significance of this string of beads from the shocked eyes of relatives around him.
The old man took out the gift, and everyone subconsciously turned their attention to the old lady.
The old lady snorted coldly, excused herself from being unwell, and left the whole room behind, and went upstairs to rest.
Ci Ruyu looked at the back of her adoptive mother Xiao Suo, lowered her head sadly and guiltily.Lu Zongyao gently hugged her beside her.
Mr. Lu let out a long breath, and waved for everyone to go out, except Lu Zongyao and Ci Ruyu were left behind.
Lu Yikun got a carload of belongings from his grandfather, he was very excited, and felt that the future was bright.Parents were called by grandpa to talk, so he went out of the back room alone to wait for them at the place Ci Ruyu ordered.
Walking to the aisle, I saw a group of teenagers and girls walking towards the two children surrounded by them.
The two children, a boy and a girl, are both chubby.Because they are all of short stature, wearing a slim suspender suit made their belly bulge layer upon layer.Lu Yikun looked at them, wanting to take a breath for them.The forearms and calves exposed by the two fat children are also full of sensuality, a bit like they are pieced together from sections of lotus roots.When he walked a few steps away, his face was revealed, but it turned out to be two identical faces—the same chubby, facial features can't be said to be good or bad, because they were all squeezed out of shape by the flesh on their faces, and they almost disappeared when they saw it. got a foothold.
However, the two sons are not in the shape of a balloon as described by their father, they are clearly footballs!
Moreover, one of the boys, Lu Yikun, still knew each other.This kid went to Hongfeng Mountain Village to play last month, and they have been friends for a while.
"Hey! Isn't this the Sleeping Beauty of Lu Shigong's family! Why don't you come over to see your Brother Cao!"
Cao Yuan laughed strangely.He looked at Lu Yikun in a strange way, with anger in panic, shame in resignation.It is really difficult for him to squint his small eyes to interpret such complex emotions in an instant.
He laughed for a while, but later realized that no one around him laughed with him.Staring around, it was the five or six young men who were staring at Lu Yikun.Looking at his younger sister Cao Xiaoxi, it was even more exaggerated, her eyes were rippling.
Cao Xiaoxi muttered to herself: "He's so handsome, let's stop bullying him, shall we..."
"Superficial! Stupid!" Cao Yuan cursed bitterly.
He also saw Lu Yikun's beauty as a painting at the beginning, and he was even more shocked when he first saw her.Because Lu Yikun has a thin body and is wearing loose clothes, sitting under a tree and playing the harmonica, at first glance he looks like a quiet and shy little girl.In order to get close to this beautiful and frail "little sister", he tried his best to please "her" with a lot of snacks and toys, and then confessed to "her" excitedly.And Lu Yikun ate his snacks, played with his toys, and then took off his pants to pee in front of him.
Cao Yuan will never forget the sound of inner collapse at that moment.
He hated Lu Yikun to death!
Ever since Lu Yikun "became" a boy, Cao Yuan didn't see anything attractive about Lu Yikun.He judged others by himself, and felt that Lu Yikun was too thin.Besides, so what if Lu Yikun is as beautiful as a flower, a man depends on his strength!With a small body like Lu Yikun, he can kill two with one punch!
Lu Yikun smiled shyly and innocently.
It turned out that this guy was Cao Anbang's son.It's very good, it can be repaid by father and son.
"Brother Cao's family is really nice. Brother Cao gave me so many small gifts before, and Uncle Cao also gave me a set of simulation toys of sea, land and air just now. This is the only set. I heard that even Brother Cao doesn't have one."
Cao Yuan was furious!
Dad also said that he loves him the most!Father the traitor!
Cao Yuan said evilly to the gallbladder: "Take it out and let me see!"
"It was given to me by my uncle..." Lu Yikun said timidly.
"What's yours and mine! Everything is mine!" Cao Yuanda strode up to Lu Yikun and shoved Lu Yikun staggeringly.Before Lu Yikun said anything, Cao Xiaoxi who was behind had already screamed with her face in her hands: "Cao Yuan, why are you beating someone! I want to tell my mother!"
Cao Yuan turned around and scolded the traitor who forgot his brother.Then he ordered Lu Yikun in a rough voice: "Every penny you find on the road must be handed over to the police, let alone my dad is a policeman among the policemen. You, lead the way! Don't even think about suing, be careful that my fists are not long. Eyes!" He said, lighting up his big fist.
Lu Yikun stared at the fleshy white fist, with a slight smile on his face.He nodded and said to himself, "Okay, you asked for it yourself, so come here."
This group of people engulfed Lu Yikun and headed for the small hall.
Yang Yingjie is the youngest of the old man's students.His parents are both lawyers, and he himself is a top student in law at Huaqing University. Currently, he is studying material and electricity with the old man and is temporarily staying at Lu's house.
22-year-old Yang Yingjie is a tall man with thick eyebrows and big eyes.He has a clear distinction between good and evil, and he hates evil like hatred. His clothes are always only black and white, and there is not even a gray transition in the middle, let alone colored.He is a straight-eyed young man.
A few sycamore trees separated Yang Yingjie from the balcony on the second floor when he saw Lu Yikun talking with the two little devil kings of the Cao family, and he had a vague premonition.He knew that Lu Yikun was the eldest grandson of the Lu family, and his status was very unusual, but anyway, it was just a fight between children. If an adult intervened, the matter would change, and if it didn't work out, it would get worse and become two children. Family conflicts.So after careful consideration, he chose to wait and see.
However, when he walked down the stairs leisurely, and when he reached the entrance of the inner room, he saw Cao Yuan's chubby figure flying out from the other side of the garden, rushing towards him in a few steps, passing him and rushing into the inner room.Yang Yingjie took a closer look, and saw that the child randomly grabbed a fruit knife on the coffee table and ran back, the flesh on his face was distorted due to extreme anger.
Cao Yuan was eager for revenge, so he sneaked into the small hole in the flowers and entered the garden.
Yang Yingjie secretly thought it was bad, so he hurriedly ran after him.He couldn't drill into the flowers, so he could only go around the path and go through the main entrance.When he got to the garden, he saw Cao Yuan holding up the fruit knife and stabbing at Lu Yikun.The group of teenagers around were also petrified.
"stop!"
Yang Yingjie hurriedly wanted to stop, but at the same time as his voice flew up, Lu Yikun raised his leg.
Lu Yikun's leg sweep was like a gust of wind, and the toe of his shoe could hit Cao Yuan's hand holding the knife.Cao Yuan wailed in pain on the spot, the fruit knife flew out of his hand, and fell to the ground with a "bang" from a distance.
Cao Yuan sat on the ground, clutching his wrist, his face pale with pain.
"Bastard! Dare to hit me!"
He is used to being arrogant and rampant, he has no intention of killing, and he acts entirely in a moment of anger, regardless of the consequences.
Lu Yikun raised his eyebrows, walked over to pick up the fruit knife on the ground, and played with it in his hand.Yang Yingjie saw him, worried that he would hurt him, and wanted to remind him.But I saw him throwing the knife up, catching it, throwing it up again, and catching it again, his movements were smooth and skillful.It's hard to speak.
The matter should be over here, Yang Yingjie secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and was about to go over to settle the matter, but the child who was lazily playing with the knife suddenly laughed in a low voice: "Brother Cao Yuan, did you throw the candy paper at me just now? ——Paper, how can you just throw it away, huh?"
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