Liu's Pharmacist Hall

2,

After dealing with the ward, it was almost noon. Liu Xiyan drove the car home in a daze. When he opened the garage, he found that the car inside hadn't left. He had to close the garage door and park the car on the road. side.Yawning and entering the door, he saw Liu Xisheng squatting beside a flowerpot in the front yard, looking at something.

Liu Xiyan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and went straight up the stairs, intending to go upstairs to sleep.

"You have been haunted by little ghosts in the past few days." Liu Xisheng said to the flower pot without looking at him.

"Oh." Liu Xiyan yawned again and didn't stop walking upstairs.

"One talisman is three hundred, should I buy it or not?"

"Thank you, no need, save it for a big price."

"It can be credited, and Alipay can be transferred to me."

"Your business is not good recently?" Liu Xiyan stopped and turned to look at that ass.

"It's nothing, it's very good." Liu Xisheng stood up and said seriously, "I just care about you."

Liu Xiyan stared at the face that was the same as his own, and said with a bland smile, "Thank you for your concern. If there is a 0.1% discount, it will be more sincere."

"Oh, 0.3% discount, remember to transfer nine yuan to me from Alipay." Liu Xisheng took out a crumpled yellow paper from his pocket and handed it to him.

30-year-old Liu Xiyan has an identical twin brother named Liu Xisheng.His parents didn't know what was wrong, so they gave him this name. Since then, he has never been a normal person for a moment.He claims to be proficient in the three schools of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism. Sometimes he is called a layman, sometimes he is called an expert in Yi studies, and sometimes he claims to have supernatural powers, and he can stand and die—of course, after all these years, he is still alive and well.His parents had given up on admonishing and reforming him. He lived a free and unrestrained life. After graduating from university, he stayed at home and opened a so-called Yixue studio. The name can no longer be remembered, and he can also deceive some ignorant boys. Young girls or middle-aged and elderly men and women, occasionally make a fortune, and then spend money and spend nothing.

The only thing he and Liu Xiyan have in common other than their appearance is that they are so old and not yet married.Of course, Liu Xiyan thinks that his reason is much nobler than his: he saves the dying and heals the wounded, and is too busy to fall in love and go on a blind date, while this elder brother who sacrificed is because everyone in the world knows that there is something abnormal about him, and no one wants to find him. door to door.

Liu Xiyan paused, thinking of that dream, and of the abnormality of this abnormal elder brother, and said, "If you want to enter my dream next time, please don't appear in the mirror."

Liu Xisheng squatted down again, continued to look at the newly sprouted grass, and shook his head to read a poem: "The good wind is like a fan and the rain is like a curtain, and sometimes I see the shore flower swell, hey, swell, this artistic conception , tsk tsk."

Sleeping until [-]:[-] p.m., Liu Xiyan was gradually awakened by a strange sound. The sound was vague at first, and then gradually became louder. It was a regular and rhythmless sound, and finally woke him up completely.He opened his eyes to look for the source of the sound, and finally found that it was his mobile phone, which was continuously outputting a scripture chanted collectively by many monks.

Liu Xiyan took the phone and found that it was the director of the department.

"Boss, what's the matter?"

"You have been complained about. What happened last night?" Marven Ye asked directly.

He was considerate enough not to call until six o'clock.

Liu Xiyan unconsciously took out the pocket of his pajamas, took out a crumpled yellow paper talisman, and said casually, "What's the matter? I'm mentally ill, can I apply for work-related injury?"

"Write a report and submit it to the medical department. Most of your bonus this month will be gone. The woman said it was a reporter from a website, and she said she would report on our hospital."

"She can talk?"

"No, she can write."

"What disease do you think she looks like?"

Ye Wenxuan said: "Is there any disease, neuropathy."

"That's it, deduct my bonus because of my insanity, and write a testimonial? Don't write it."

"She demanded a face-to-face apology or write a report."

"No, love to report."

"What do you want?"

"Anyway, this month's bonus is gone. I have accrued 100 days of leave and haven't taken it. Why don't I take it all at once."

"...You have a good idea!"

"By the way, boss, in this class, I haven't had sex for a year and a half, no, I've had erectile dysfunction for a year and a half, do you think you should give me a vacation?"

"You have no sex/life/life for a year and a half because you fucking don't find a girlfriend, what does it have to do with going to work!" Ye Wenxuan yelled, "Who will work if you don't go to work? Let's have a couple of days every three days?"

"Recruit someone, boss, it's a trivial matter for me to ask for leave, just for a few days, if I keep doing this, I'll resign, don't you guys have to take it every three days forever?"

Ye Wenxuan suddenly became depressed: "How can the hospital recruit you so easily? It doesn't cost you money? Isn't this all counting your monthly bonus?"

"Okay, I'm not feeling well, I'm asking for a vacation, if it's really not possible, let me take turns, give me a week first."

"Three days at most."

"The last time my aunt's daughter, whom I had a crush on until my cousin got married, you all arranged for me to be on duty. This trauma is counted as a work-related injury. How can three days be enough?"

"Aren't we doing it for your own good? Are you afraid that you will be hurt? Stop talking nonsense. I will help you in your next shift. Give me three days to get back to work."

The unlucky Marven Ye hung up the phone.He is 37 years old this year. He was transferred from a big hospital to this hospital with great ambition five years ago, and he was appointed as the director of general internal medicine in name. This time and that time, every month if there is a small problem in the department, he will be deducted money, and he is always bullied by the administrative department, so that Liu Xiyan suspects that he has had erectile dysfunction for far longer than himself, and he has not been able to let his wife give birth smoothly offspring.

The one-month bonus is gone, and I have three days off... Liu Xiyan held the paper talisman, and the voice of chanting rang out again. He looked at his phone, and couldn't help but get angry: "Liu Xisheng, what phone did you change for me?" ring!"

"Oh, the rebirth mantra." Liu Xisheng said calmly, "Nanwu Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, it's time for you to come down to eat, child, 9 yuan, don't forget to transfer the money, the amulet cannot be activated without paying, and it will have no effect."