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When Chen Mo came home at night, Mu Yu was cooking dinner in the kitchen.

Chen Mo threw the script that Zhang Zongming gave him on the coffee table, and walked slowly into the kitchen.

Boss Mu, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, was wearing a gray apron. The belt of the apron was knotted behind him, which further outlined his lean waist.

Mu Yu turned around and asked with a smile, "Why don't you go change your clothes, we're going to eat soon."

"You said if I were a sissy man with a transvestite, would you still like me?"

Mu Yu's hands that sprinkled salt into the pot shook slightly, and a large spoonful of salt was poured into it.

"The food must be salty." Mu Yu said helplessly, "Why would you ask such a question when you're so good?"

"I accepted a cameo role today." When Chen Mo thought of this, he couldn't help complaining angrily and amusedly: "You said Zong Ming'er is really my good classmate, he reserved such a role for me."

"What character?" Mu Yu asked while trying to save the slightly salty dish.

This has to start with the specific content of the script.

The name of the movie is "Crazy Wedding".It is about the heroine Dandan being dumped by her boyfriend Wang Xiaoming who has been dating for eight years and is about to talk about marriage.The reason for the breakup was that Wang Xiaoming felt that Dandan was not as gentle as a girl, "I can't accept a guy who is stronger than me and can carry gas tanks upstairs to repair water pipes and sewers. Hua Hua's girlfriend. The most important thing is that every time there is a dispute, you will beat me half to death."

Dandan, who once won the provincial college women's Sanda championship, was dumped by her boyfriend just like that.What's even more exaggerated is that the second month after his ex-boyfriend Wang Xiaoming successfully dumped Dandan, he entered the wedding hall with someone else.And Ya actually dared to send Dandan a wedding invitation.And in the wedding invitation, he brazenly thought that he had found a lover who was a hundred times gentler and weaker than Dandan, and respectfully invited Dandan to his wedding, and also learned how to "treat my boyfriend gently and gently."

The poor heroine has not yet struggled out of the shadow of broken love, and has suffered another wave of knowing blows, and she is almost mad with anger.So she vowed to do everything possible to destroy the wedding ceremony of her ex-boyfriend Wang Xiaoming.Use practical actions to tell him what it means to "show affection and share quickly".

Mu Yu put the dishes on the plate, motioned Chen Mo to bring the plate to the dining table, and said with a smile, "It sounds like the plot of a Lunar New Year comedy. What is your cameo role?"

Chen Mo grinned and showed his white teeth. Holding the dining table in his hands, he leaned in front of Mu Yu, and said frustratingly, "It's the ex-boyfriend Wang Xiaoming who is gentle, kind, soft and delicate, who is a hundred times stronger than the female man Dandan... the marriage partner." !"

Mu Yu almost didn't spit out the soup in his mouth, and looked at Chen Mo in astonishment.

"That's right, I'm going to make a cameo this time with a sissy transvestite who's a hundred times more flirtatious than the heroine... the incumbent!"

Chen Mo said, showing a rather reserved smile to Mu Yu.

Mu Yu couldn't help laughing, stood up straight and looked at Chen Mo with his arms around his shoulders, raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile: "Then how are you going to show your charming, gentle and delicate?"

"I'm scratching my head too!" Chen Mo sat down at the dining table, and said with a little worry: "The most important thing is to show a sense of comedy while performing a variety of charms. I think this is the most important. "

Mu Yu served Chen Mo a bowl of rice, and suggested with a smile: "Why don't you try it in front of me tonight, and I can give you an idea?"

Chen Mo narrowed his eyes and looked at Mu Yu.It took a while to laugh out loud, describing it as a particularly ghostly beast.

At around ten o'clock the next morning, Chen Mo drove directly to the set of "Crazy Wedding".

The special crew set the shooting location at a well-known five-star hotel in Huajing. The banquet hall on the top floor has long been set up as a wedding scene, and the lighting and camera masters are also ready.

Dai Xiaorou, Huang Lixin, and other actors in the production team, regardless of whether they are in the show or not, have already found out that as long as they have time, they all ran over early to watch, making up their minds to see Chen Mo's cameo as soon as possible. Ex-boyfriend's current wedding photo.

The makeup artist who was in charge of making up Chen Mo's makeup was also sharpening his knives.The whole crew was full of vigor and liveliness.

Chen Mo was about to groan, he stretched out his hand and clicked Zhang Zongming, who was sitting on the director's chair and smiled and dared not come over—the other culprit slipped away through urine when Chen Mo came over, And I plan to continue to ask for leave after seeing Chen Mo's makeup photos later - anyway, whether the screenwriter is on the set or not doesn't have much impact on the shooting.

Chen Mo was very speechless and was surrounded by everyone and invited into the dressing room. The makeup artist whoosh appeared with a makeup box, and waved away the actors and staff who were watching.

"How can I put makeup on Mo Mo if I stay here? What if I don't perform well and affect the shooting effect? ​​Get out, get out!"

Everyone in the water was kicked out by the make-up artist sister with the attitude that one man should be one man and one man should not be opened.In an instant, only Chen Mo, the makeup artist, and the makeup assistant were left in the makeup area.

The makeup artist looked at Chen Mo's face with a happy face, and couldn't help but sighed: "I have put on makeup for so many celebrities. Men and women are counted, Momo, your skin is the best. It's really amazing." Smooth and tender."

Chen Mo's face was full of black lines, blocking the hands of the makeup artist sister who was about to move, reminding her to get back to work quickly.

The big sister of the make-up artist curled her lips, wishing she could pat her chest and said, "Don't worry, Momo, I will definitely turn you into a great beauty."

Chen Mo: "..." What should I do if I can't feel at ease when I hear such words?

The makeup artist sister didn't see through Chen Mo's worry, and suggested with a smile: "Let's change the dress first."

In order to better bring out the feminine temperament of the heroine Dandan, and the stark contrast of the former Wang Xiaoming, who was said to be "gentle and delicate" a hundred times more than the heroine in the invitation, the makeup props team prepared the costumes for Chen Mo. It is a set of bright red Fengguan Xiapei.

"Hongshangxia wears the crown and shakes the crown, and the jade necklace is full of beautiful flowers." If you want to highlight the tenderness and gentleness of women, the most suitable one is the Fengguan Xiapei, which has been in China since ancient times.

In the setting of the script, the "bride" that Chen Mo will play as a guest is a man with soft black hair, whose words and deeds are more charming than the heroine.

The emerald and emerald phoenix crowns specially invited by the master to imitate antiques are pressed heavily on the head, and a pair of emerald and burnt blue five phoenixes with pearls hanging from the mouth of the phoenix shake two strings of tassels, which are softly draped on the shoulders.

Chen Mo was wearing an auspicious suit with red silk tapestry embroidered with the pattern of two phoenixes spreading their wings. Under the wide sleeves, there were a pair of white hands hidden, which became more and more eye-catching.

With bright eyes, bright complexion and snowy complexion, Chen Mo, who swayed gently with a pair of lotus steps, became more and more graceful, just walked out of the dressing room lightly, smiled at the people waiting outside, and immediately lowered his head in shame. Forget to cover the red hijab.

Everyone on the set looked at each other in shock, and they didn't know what to say.

After a long time, Huang Lixin, who played the leading role, patted Dai Xiaorou on the shoulder, and said with a sigh of relief: "This is really more popular than people. You say you are a woman, how can you live such a rough life!"

A line in the script immediately brought everyone back to their senses, everyone burst into laughter, Zhang Zongming and Li Nian also jumped out and said with a smile: "As expected of the great actor who has won the Golden Globe Award, this figure and demeanor are so beautiful gone."

"Stop talking nonsense." Chen Mo pulled off the red hijab with a smile and shook it, "Let's take a photo of the makeup first."

The actor who played Wang Xiaoming came over wearing a red auspicious costume, and stood beside Chen Mo shyly with his face flushed.The couple just stood still, and everyone on the set burst into laughter——

Because the actor who plays Wang Xiaoming is only 178cm tall, but Chen Mo's height is 183cm. The two stand side by side in front of the camera, and then look at Wang Xiaoming's face flushed and squirming, and he can't let go. ah!

Especially thinking about the reason Wang Xiaoming broke up with his ex-girlfriend Dandan in the script, it makes people laugh out loud!

Zhang Zongming had no choice but to signal the props team to bring over a chair for Chen Mo to sit down.

Chen Mo felt that the contrast of standing was quite good. "It's not a comedy. I think this kind of conflict is more dramatic. What do you think?"

Zhang Zongming looked at each other in blank dismay, thought about it carefully, and felt that the effect was quite good.

That's the thing about setting makeup and taking pictures.

Immediately after the makeup photo was taken, there was a scene where the heroine made a big fuss about the wedding.

Chen Mo walked to his place wearing a phoenix coronet, and all the actors and staff also took their places.

Zhang Zongming yelled "a", and the actor who played the role of the priest walked to the stage holding the "Bible"-co-authoring this is a Chinese and Western wedding.

Not much gossip, the camera turned around, and the actor who played the foreign priest asked in Northeast dialect: "What the hell, the groom Wang Xiaominger (with the accent), are you willing to marry the bride Xiao Rourou as your wife, no matter what?" Whether he succeeds or loses, has money or has no money, is sick or not, dies early or cannot die, all are willing to be with him, regardless of the top of the kang or the bottom of the kang?"

The groom, Wang Xiaoming, looked at the bride affectionately (looking up), and said, "I am happy."

The camera turned to the audience, and all the guests attending the wedding applauded and blessed with praise. Instead of "Wedding March", there was a lively suona sound in the banquet hall.

Father Yang rolled his eyes impatiently when everyone was not paying attention, and continued to ask with a fake smile that made people laugh: "Bride Xiaorourou, are you willing to marry Wang Xiaominger for your sake?" Wife, no matter whether he is rich or not, rich or not, sick or not, dying early or not—even if he does not die, he may find a mistress outside to raise a mistress, and he will always be tired of him. , from the top of the kang to the top of the kang?"

Chen Mo lowered his head shyly, the head covered by the red hijab slightly nodded, and said softly, "Yes."

"Then is there any objection to their marriage now? If you want to say it quickly, if you don't, then—"

"Wait a minute! I don't agree!" The heroine Dai Xiaorou rushed into the wedding venue imposingly. Sometimes, there will be special effects of gunfire, and then a set of slow motion superimposition. The specific style can pay tribute to the gunfight movies more than 20 years ago.

Next is the Shura field of the heroine Dandan and the bride Xiaorourou.In the original script, this paragraph is to highlight the feminine temperament of the heroine and the white lotus aura of the bride.Using the heroine's tough guy style to collide with the bride's tenderness, using the image of men and women in the eyes of the world to change and Chen Mo's first "dress appearance" to create selling points and laughing points.

But when it came time to actually shoot, everyone felt that the original idea was not easy to realize—I didn’t know whether it was because Chen Mo’s female costume was too beautiful, or because Chen Mo’s acting skills were too good. People feel that Wang Xiaoming will get rid of the heroine and stay with the male supporting role, which is simply a matter of course.

"Crack!" Zhang Zongming No. 12 yelled click, reached out and scratched the hair that was like a bird's nest, frowned and said, "It's not right, it doesn't feel right."

"Is there no comedy effect?" Chen Mo staggered to the monitor with a heavy phoenix coronet, and said to Zhang Zongming, "Let me see for a while."

Zhang Zongming nodded, and showed Chen Mo the few photos he took this morning.

In the picture, Chen Mo's female costume is extremely beautiful, with long eyebrows and handsome eyes, tender and gentle. The red clothes set off the suet-like skin, and the visual effect is simply four big characters - "Peerless Fenghua".

However, compared to Chen Mo, who was dressed as a man, Dai Xiaorou, who deliberately created a neutral dress, seemed... less prominent?

There are also problems with the performance of the lines of the two. The heroine Dan Dan played by Dai Xiaorou is sharp and aggressive, while the male partner played by Chen Mo stomps his feet and pouts his lips, which is completely beautiful. Even if Chen Mo has tried his best to spoof, but The overall atmosphere is not funny at all.

It also doesn't match the style of the previous episodes.

Chen Mo thought for a while and said, "The problem should be with me—"

"Little Mo, don't say that, I think your acting is pretty good." Zhang Zongming immediately interrupted Chen Mo's words.

Chen Mo waved his hand and said, "Let them rest for a while, and I'll think about it for a while."

After Chen Mo said this, regardless of Zhang Zongming's reaction, he returned to the set alone, behaving in a godly manner, and muttering words in his mouth.

After acting several times, I felt that the emotions were not in place. A small assistant on the set gave Chen Mo a bottle of mineral water. Chen Mo casually unscrewed it and drank it. After drinking, he subconsciously wiped his mouth with his hand and plugged the bottle of mineral water Return to the hands of the studio assistant.

The makeup artist elder sister came over with a makeup box to touch up Chen Mo's makeup.Looking up and seeing Chen Mo's face, he couldn't help but laugh out loud. "What did you do? The eyeliner is dizzy, the lipstick is all over, and it's all over my face."

Chen Mo's gaze casually swept across the makeup mirror, inside Chen Mo's skin was big white eyes, with two circles of panda marks smudged out of the eyeliner, and the red lipstick was also rubbed to the side of the cheeks, coupled with Chen Mo's affectionate, tender and timid face expression, especially happy.

Chen Mo was taken aback, and stood up abruptly.The make-up artist was taken aback. "what happened?"

"Sister Yao, come with me!" Chen Mo dragged the makeup artist sister all the way into the dressing room.

He rummaged through the makeup box to find the eyebrow pencil, and drew it for himself.

"Oh, Xiaomo, what are you doing?" The makeup artist sister couldn't help asking: "I painted it with great difficulty, so don't mess it up. Look at how ugly your painting is."

"That's what I want!" Chen Mo said as he drew two black and thick eyebrows that looked like caterpillars.Then there's the eyeliner... Chen Mo didn't know how to put on makeup, so he asked sister Yao, the makeup artist, to draw two dark circles under his eyes.

"...It's the kind of smoky makeup, but you should draw closer to panda eyes, and don't be too obvious."

"Is there that kind of red blush that draws two round circles?"

Then there are the lips, this Chen Mo can do it by himself.He picked out a bright red lipstick, touched it in front of the mirror, touched it four or five times, and didn't forget to touch it outside.

"Flaming Red Lips, this is it."

Chen Mo, who finished the new look for himself, was very satisfied and stood in front of the mirror, imitating the movements of a certain Hollywood porn star, and blew a kiss with his chest up and his butt out.

Sister Yao, the makeup artist, was already crying from laughter.

Chen Mo put the red hijab on his head, and walked out shyly.

After entering the set, Chen Mo didn't lift his hijab, and said directly to Zhang Zongming, "Let's shoot like this first."

Zhang Zongming waved his hands without hope, and everyone took their positions.The field recorder yelled "a".

Dai Xiaorou, who played the heroine, rushed into the wedding scene and formed a three-legged posture with Wang Xiaoming and Xiao Rourou.

Dai Xiaorou sneered, and said murderously: "Didn't you say that you dislike me for being like a woman? Then I would like to see what kind of perfect, gentle, delicate, and cutest wife you have found. You have to marry her in the second month after breaking up with me! And you dare to show off your power and send me a wedding invitation?"

"Student Ma Dan, don't think too much, okay?" Wang Xiaoming, who was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, raised his eyebrows, narrowing his eyes to find fault with Ma Dandan. "Since you think you are a female man, don't be so small-minded. Tell me about you. You don't know how to make up, dress up, or act like a baby. You only know how to bully people with your fists. How can you come from a middle-of-the-road family like us?" It's embarrassing to accept a daughter-in-law like you. And your name is also very uncivilized. Who would like their girlfriend to be called motherfucker? If you don't know it, you think it's a curse. I don't know your parents. What did you think when you named you—"

"Wang Xiaoming, you bastard!" Ma Dandan clenched his fists and looked at Wang Xiaoming with a ferocious face.

Wang Xiaoming was so frightened that he backed up again and again, opened his arms and shivered in front of the bride, and said stammeringly: "Ma Dandan, you, you, don't mess around, this, this is my, my, my wedding scene, Ying, Ying, hero A small mouth, a villain's hands, I, I, I..."

"My fart!" Ma Dandan pushed Wang Xiaoming away, and took a step forward to lift off the bride's red hijab.

Chen Mo, wearing a heavy phoenix crown, slowly raised his head, hooked the corners of his mouth coquettishly at the camera, pouted his lips with a wink, and waved his orchid fingers in front of the heroine, charmingly He said: "Hi, hello ex, I am Xiao Mingming's true love. I think, as a girl, you really can't be so rude, it will scare people!"

After Chen Mo finished speaking, all the actors and staff on the set looked at him in shock, and they were stunned for a long time before bursting out laughing.

Dai Xiaorou was already laughing so much that she squatted on the ground, clutching her stomach and crying.

Chen Mo had a sudden inspiration, stomped his feet coquettishly, rubbed the skirt of the big red auspicious suit with both hands, swayed his whole body and said, "You are all laughing at me, I am not following you anymore!"

This time even the director Zhang Zongming couldn't hold it anymore, he just lay down in front of the monitor laughing.

After a while, Chen Mo said with a smile: "What do you think this time? Is there a joke?"

"That's great, that's great," Zhang Zongming nodded repeatedly, wiping his tears and said, "It's just...you have dedicated yourself to art so much, I'm afraid your diehard fans won't be able to accept it after the movie is broadcast...you will Are you powdered?"

"Isn't this letting myself go!" Chen Mo thought about his behavior in front of the camera just now, and couldn't help being happy.

The atmosphere of the whole set suddenly rose.Li Nian, the screenwriter who had been secretly hiding behind Zhang Zongming, also jumped out and said, "I suddenly had an idea, I think this scene can be slightly changed..."

After Li Nian finished revising the script on the spot, everyone immediately started shooting according to the revised script.

This time the shooting went very smoothly. Zhang Zongming, who was sitting in front of the monitor, was pleasantly surprised to find that all the actors seemed to be possessed by the master of comedy in an instant. Even the extras who cooperated with the filming on the set occasionally had special expressions. There are jokes.

The whole shooting was done in one go, and at around four o'clock in the afternoon, everyone actually called it a day.

Chen Mo looked at the time, clapped his hands and smiled, "It's still early, so I'll treat everyone to dinner. It can be regarded as a reward for the time I'm not here. Everyone has worked so hard and diligently."

It's always rare for a boss to treat guests.What's more, my boss just filmed such a funny and funny plot.Because of this day's work, all the employees have eliminated the fear and restraint of the big boss. When they heard Chen Mo's words to treat them to dinner, everyone even cheered.

Seeing this, Chen Mo smiled and motioned everyone to finish work quickly, and he went back to the dressing room to remove makeup and change clothes.

However, before officially taking off his makeup, Chen Mo still took a photo of his new look, collected a set of nine squares, and sent it to Boss Mu.

Boss Mu, who was holding a high-level meeting in the company, heard the vibrating sound of his mobile phone, and subconsciously clicked on it——

"puff!"

So this afternoon, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Boss Mu couldn't hold back, not only ruined his iceberg-like aloof image, but also sprayed it in front of all his subordinates!water!La!