My cat can't be this stupid

Title: My Cat Can't Be This Stupid

Author: Wogua is mine

Copywriter:

Upon waking up, Yan Su turned into a black cat with a muscular male master who loves to be mad at him.

Is Miaomiao trying to show off his cuteness, or tell him that he is actually a human?

Yan Su was still on the sidelines but found out, Meow?The muscular idiot is my classmate?Did I have a relationship with him?

Short text, sweet.

Originally titled "Cat Life Is Difficult"

Content tags: soul transformation, fantasy space, soft spot, sweet text

Search keywords: Protagonist: Yan Su, Lu Mo┃Supporting role: Yuan Zhengwu, Li Wei┃Others: cute, human becomes cat, sweet

☆, one

Prologue

In the late summer night, there is a cool breeze.

Without the heat of the day, more people came out for a walk in the community.Around the small playground, the aunts dancing in the square and the bear children chasing and fighting are their own. On the lawn, cats and dogs are the world. After work, the owners take their pets for a walk and shovel the shit.

Lu Mo came to the side of the road with a cat in his arms. The cat in his arms was completely black, with only a pair of eyes as blue as the sea, clear and moving.

The black cat was put on the ground and stretched out comfortably. Its fur was short and neat, smooth and smooth, making the muscles on its body smooth and graceful. Passers-by could not help but look sideways in admiration when they saw it. One sentence: There is what kind of owner there is what kind of pet.

Lu Mo walked in front of him unhurriedly, and the black cat followed behind him in a decent manner. It didn't look like an ordinary cat would pretend to be dead when he went out. It was just that his head was shaking from side to side, and his eyes were flickering. Around, it seems that the figure is not big, maybe it is still a curious little milk cat.

When meeting the dog walking on a narrow road, the black cat is neither afraid nor make a "hissing" sound, but calmly walks two steps aside to make way for the dog, only for the excited dog and the curious dog owner A calm pussy ass.And its owner didn't care the whole time, how normal it was for a black cat to do this.

"Da da da……"

There was a sound of footsteps. In fact, when walking cats in the community, the most important thing to watch out for is bear children.

They seem harmless to humans and animals, but they are very cruel when dealing with these soft and cute kittens and puppies. Lu Mo once saw a four or five-year-old boy throwing a toy train in his hand and throwing it in the trash. little milk dog.

When Lu Mo turned his head, he saw that his cat was attracted by something and fell to a distance of more than ten meters behind him, and several bear children were obviously attracted by the cat, and one of them was about to rush to catch the cat. Mo only had time to remind: "Be careful!"

A few parents not far from the bear child happily watched them catching the cat, but no one knew whether Lu Mo's words of caution were meant to the cat or the bear child.

No one reacted, the bear boy was about to be overwhelmed by the black cat, in a blink of an eye, as soon as the black shadow rose into the sky and flew straight to the bear boy's face, the bear boy screamed "ah" to the end In the next second, the black cat jumped onto the head of the bear boy B who had been throwing stones at it. At this moment, the parents came to their senses and screamed to save the child. Lu Mo also walked over and took the cat down.

"What's the matter with your cat? Don't let it out if you are so fierce! It scratched my baby." The parent looked at the child's face distressedly.

"Look at the one who scratched my child without even an apology." The parents were very dissatisfied with Lu Mo's behavior of checking his pet instead of apologizing.

Lu Mo said indifferently, "Auntie, it was your child who hit my cat first. My cat was far away from you, and if you look carefully, my cat didn't scratch anyone."

Parent A has actually checked, and there is indeed no scratch on the child's face, but the visual impact of the child being jumped by the cat is too great, and she has some doubts: "If you say there is no, then there is nothing? I will go to the hospital for examination."

Several parents gathered around to drown Lu Mo in their spittle. The black cat lay lazily in Lu Mo's arms, flicking its tail back and forth boredly.

Lu Mo looked at the excited parents in front of him blankly. It all started from the day his cat refused to eat cat food.

one,

When Yan Su woke up, he felt warm and comfortable. He stretched himself, still wondering why the alarm clock he set last night didn't go off, and he seemed to hear a cat meow vaguely.

Stretching and rolling on the bed a few times, Yan Su felt that something was wrong, so he decided to get up first to drink some water.

He stood up and looked at the floor.

Not right.

How high is my bed?

Moving down the line of sight, the Iron Man print on the bed sheet was gone, and turned into a frigid high-grade gray with a pair of furry paws.

I raised my hand to touch it, and the cat's paws also lifted up, frozen in mid-air.

Meow! ! !

A scream resounded through the entire building.

Yan Su sat in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, staring at himself in the mirror with a serious face.

The fluffy cat face conveys the seriousness perfectly.

In the mirror is a pure black dog, no breed or age can be seen, a pair of blue eyes are very deep, with different shades of blue mottled intertwined, as if it contains thousands of stars. Torture of the soul:

where is this?

who am I?

Why did I become like this?

Yan Su limped away from the mirror.

Why lame?

When he jumped out of the bed, he stretched his paws nervously and fell to his toes, which he didn't want to recall at all.Wandering around the house with its tail dragging, it can only be seen that this is a man's room, which is fairly tidy, but it can't provide him with any effective information.When Yan Su thought that he just fell asleep and woke up not only turned into a cat, but also didn't even know where he was, he felt particularly agitated.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, he felt thirsty even more, but seeing the drinking fountain used by the cat, he swore that he would not use this thing even if he killed him!

The black cat jumped on the stool and then onto the table, finally moved to the water dispenser, pressed the cold water faucet, licked the water column and drank it, and didn't care about the water overflowing from the table to the floor, shaking the water on his hair, he ran away Sit down on the sofa, tilt your head and stick out your tongue to lick your fur.

what am i doing?

Yan Su froze, human will stopped him.

I don't mean to lick my fur!

Yan Su frightened and turned his head stiffly, forcibly restraining his body's natural reaction. The only plan for now is to wait until the owner of the house comes home. As for how to convince the other party that there is a man living in his cat's body This kind of thing has long been forgotten by Yan Su.

Lying groggy on the sofa for a whole day, Yan Su restrained the urge to lick his fur several times, and only went to drink water a few times in between. As for the cat food in the bowl, he didn't even glance at it.

At dusk, the golden afterglow came in from the window, and the bedroom seemed to be covered with honey. The black cat's ears stood up sensitively. Hearing the familiar footsteps, the black cat sat up involuntarily and faced the direction of the door.

The door was opened, and the man was tall, with full muscles clearly visible under the thin clothes. He was tall, almost reaching the door frame. He was holding a bag of vegetables in his hand. While changing his shoes, he turned his head to look at the black cat. , calling out affectionately: "Baby, little sweet potato, why didn't you come to greet me today?"

Yan Su, who was sitting on the sofa, stared at the man carefully and was taken aback by the silly new name.

The man had already sat down on the sofa and picked up the sweet potato—that is, Yan Su. He lowered his head and rubbed the cat's head with his face, calling the sweet potato's name repeatedly.

Yan Su's limbs were stiff, his eyes were dull, the man's face was handsome, his brows were clean and his lines were tough and sharp, a face full of charm now stuck to Yan Su's face like an idiot.

Finally, Yan Su came back to his senses, screamed and wanted to run away, and was pinched by the waist and hugged to his chest. Seeing the water flooding the ground, the man did not suspect that the cat did it, and only thought it was a problem with the water dispenser. Called a mechanic to fix it.

The man was cooking in the kitchen wearing an apron, and Yan Su was anxiously walking around the bedroom. He didn't know this man at all, and he didn't seem to have any interaction with him, so why did he run to his cat?

No, you have to find a way to tell him that you are alone.

Obviously, this muscular man——Yan Su silently nicknamed the male owner of this house, and couldn't understand what he meant by howling just now. Yan Su stepped on something while turning around on the table, and the ground Look, yes, mobile phone!

Yan Su stepped on the HOME button hard, and the screen displayed "Please enter the password."Yan Su rushed into the kitchen wagging his tail and looked at the muscular man's back, full of resentment.

But the muscular man only felt that the little sweet potato was very noisy today. He didn't know why he was crazy. Something was wrong since he got home, and he kept changing the tone of meowing. If he could understand it, maybe the sweet potato could sing two songs. up.He was putting the dishes on the table, and caught the sweet potato that was stealing at a glance. One paw was trying to pick up the vegetables, and the asparagus slices on the plate were all over the table. The muscular man frowned and walked quickly In the past, he held the sweet potato by the back of his neck with one hand and lifted it up, and shouted a lesson: "Sweet potato! What are you doing! Is this something you can eat!"

Yan Su was trying his best to put a piece of meat into his mouth, but the new body's thick and soft pad was not suitable for grasping things. He was concentrating on scratching and suddenly he was mentioned. For a moment, he felt a paralyzing feeling coming straight from the top of the sky. When he saw the chrysanthemum, he uncontrollably stretched his limbs and stopped moving.

Meow……

What the hell is this...

The muscular man shook his head and carried Yan Su to the side of the cat food bowl, emphasizing: "This is what you eat, eat quickly!"

After finishing speaking, he went back to clear the table and started to eat dinner. Yan Su had a very chaotic day. He was thirsty and hungry, but he was not in the mood to eat, nor did he want to eat cat food or lick water like a pet.He tried to touch the muscular man's phone several times but was blocked. Until late at night, the muscular man fell asleep, and Yan Su fell asleep beside the muscular man's pillow full of grief.

☆, two

two,

Except for a few times of waking up in the middle of the night, Yan Su's sleep quality is not bad, even better than when he was a human.

The muscular man has already left for work, and Yan Su doesn't know what day it is. If you count according to the time before you turned into a cat, it should be April 4th, Friday.He thought about it for a while and decided to explore the current house and get to know the muscular man first.

In order not to really think of a way to tell him that he is a person but be beaten to death as a monster.

Turn on the computer first, please enter the password...

Well, it appears Muscle Man is a very private individual.

Yan Su paced the desk with his tail upright. The desk was very clean, maybe the owner didn't stay here often, besides the water glasses and other sundries, there was only a photo frame and a trophy left beside the computer.

In the photo frame is a group photo of a couple and a little girl, like a family portrait, but there is no muscular man in it, Yan Su looked at it for a while, and felt that the middle-aged woman in the photo seemed familiar, even through the photo paper, he could feel this woman His face is very beautiful, maybe it is more like a certain star, Yan Su can't recall.

The trophy next to the photo frame looks very cheap. It looks like aluminum or stainless steel. The outside is plated with yellow metal, and the edges are faded. On the base, it says "No. 14 School Games Junior High School Division 100 Meter relay runner-up", Yan Su looked around the trophy and found no useful information, but what is the runner-up trophy of a junior high school relay that is worth picking up and looking at?Yan Su's head was full of question marks, he subconsciously put his nose close to smell it, and after smelling it for a second, he left as if nothing had happened.

But there is still something to be gained in the study room. The row of books at the bottom of the bookcase should be the textbooks for muscular men's college. Maozhuo opened the title page of the book and found the muscular man's name - Lu Mo.

Yan Su didn't eat all the time, but went to the water dispenser to drink some water according to the method yesterday, which naturally flooded the floor. In fact, he was already too hungry, not to mention that the smell of cat food went straight to his nose Li Zhuan, Yan Su even visited the cat toilet, and finally decided to go to the toilet to pee.

In order to store up his physical strength until Lu Mo came home from get off work, Yan Su stayed on the bed as quietly as a chicken to avoid exhaustion.

Lu Mo was still not greeted by Sweet Potato when he got home. He was a little surprised. After looking at the cat food, there was basically no shortage. The original sweet potato has already started eating the original sweet potato with his head bowed and snoring, but now Yan Su just turned his head indifferently.

Lu Mo held Yan Su in his arms and looked around, but he couldn't see what was wrong with the cat. Why did he suddenly stop eating, and Yan Su who was being held up could only meow.

Put me down, idiot.

Lu Mo put him down as he said, and when the food was ready and put on the table, Yan Su finally couldn't resist the erosion of hunger and charged at the food on the table again. This time Lu Mo finally found out that something was wrong with his cat. He picked up a piece of meat and handed it to Yan Su, who was quickly snatched away and swallowed by Yan Su. Lu Mo seemed to understand something, the sweet potato was inexplicably changed to eat people's food.

"That's not what you're supposed to eat."

Lu Mo seriously blocked Yan Su's move to get closer, Yan Su angrily raised his paw and scratched it, Lu Mo was taken aback, but his fingers were not injured.

Although Yan Su was covered with cat skin, he hadn't learned how to flex his nails freely yet, so this trouble was like a gentle coquettish. Lu Mo's heart felt crisp after being scratched, and he couldn't help rubbing the black cat's face, saying To: "I've served you, I'll make it for you after I finish eating, do you know that you can't eat human things?"

Sure enough, Yan Su sat obediently at the table, as if waiting, Lu Mo was a little surprised, Sweet Potato looked like he could understand human speech...

When Lu Mo prepared the sweet potato cat dinner and wanted to put it into the cat food bowl, he encountered strong protests. Yan Su was unable to speak and had to howl at the top of his voice, and he had to circle the bowl to prevent Lu Mo from really putting the food in the bowl. Pour it in.

After a stalemate between one person and one cat for a long time, Lu Mo finally had a flash of inspiration and asked, "Do you want to use a new bowl?"

Yan Su meowed at him twice, and Lu Mo actually heard a hint of seriousness from these calls.Can't help but feel amused, took out a porcelain bowl of his own from the cupboard, put the rice in it, and put it on the ground waiting for it to eat.

Unexpectedly, under his gaze, the black cat moved the bowl to the living room with its head and paws.

Lu Mo could probably guess what it was trying to do, and directly brought the bowl to the coffee table. The sweet potato jumped slightly, almost jumping its head, and stuck its head on Lu Mo's rice bowl. Fortunately, Lu Mo quickly held the bowl with his eyes and hands, so that he could not escape. In the fate of being shattered.

Yan Su didn't care about this, after being hungry for so long, he finally had something to eat, and immediately buried himself in eating. Lu Mo sat at the table and stared at it, feeling very puzzled. The sweet potato has been so abnormal recently, he even suddenly understood a kind of sweet potato The illusion of human words.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help calling out, "Sweet potato?"

Not looking up.

"Can you understand me?"

Not looking up.

Lu Mo pinched the bridge of his nose and laughed at himself secretly, almost lost his head.

After eating enough, Yan Su felt that the whole cat was spread out on the sofa as if it had melted comfortably. Lu Mo looked at it thoughtfully and then at the cat food bowl, and took out his own bowl to fill some more with a wink. The water was placed on the dining table, Yan Su watched his every move, flicked his tail without moving, feeling a little relieved: he wasn't too stupid.

☆, three

three,

Ever since Yan Su became a cat, he has unconsciously acquired some attributes of a cat, lethargy being one of them.

He almost sleeps for more than half of the time every day, but he wakes up easily. For example, if he insists on sleeping in bed, he will be woken up by Lu Mo who goes to work every morning. However, today is Saturday, Yan Su still woke up early, because Someone rings the doorbell.

Because the water dispenser leaked for two consecutive days, the repairman hired by Lu Mo came to the door today, but after a quick inspection, the repairman was also very strange: "Your water dispenser is fine."

Lu Mo was a little surprised, Yan Su walked out of the bedroom slowly with his tail upright, and watched.

Looking at the black cat next to him, Lu Mo suddenly thought of something. After paying the service fee, he asked someone out politely. As soon as the repairman left, Lu Mo picked up the black cat and asked, "Why are you here? Let me ask you, drink water." Did you make the machine leak?"

Yan Su looked at him and meowed innocently, his pair of blue eyes were watery.

Lu Mo didn't want to beat it, but secretly felt that it must be dried sweet potato, so he said harshly: "Next time there is a leak, I will beat you!"

Yan Su's heart broke, and he began to lift his legs to kick him, twisting his body to get down, but Lu Mo hugged himself in his arms, took out a big cloth bag from the cabinet, unzipped it and put Yan Su in it.

Yan Su leaned in front of the gauze in a daze: "Meow? Meow..."

"Hush, don't bark, sweet potato, dad will take you out to play~"

Yan Su stared at him through the screen window, not knowing whether to complain about the phrase "father" or to go out and play, so he stretched out his paws and started scratching the screen, but he hadn't learned how to stretch his nails yet, so he could only scratch with the pads of his flesh.

Just like that, one person, one cat, went out in protest while scratching the screen window while driving. The car stopped in front of a pet hospital. As soon as he saw the words on the signboard, Yan Su became furious. The voice of protest became louder. Lu Mo wanted to Holding him out, Yan Su spread his four paws against the inside of the bag and was unwilling to come out: "Damn you pervert, why did you bring me to the hospital? Pervert, pervert, let go!"

The doctor next to him looked at Lu Mo amusedly as he carried out Yan Su who kept meowing, and stroked Yan Su's head: "Little Sweet Potato, why are you so fierce, you are not good, you were fine last time. "

Yan Su didn't know what Lu Mo wanted to do when he brought him to the hospital, so he could only struggle desperately, but how could he possibly be able to match the strength of a grown man, so he was immediately carried to the table beside him to fix his limbs. When the syringe came over, Yan Su could only let out a weak "meow", it was extremely pitiful, Lu Mo felt distressed when he heard it, he kept stroking its head, and whispered comfort.

After finishing a series of tests such as blood drawing, Yan Su couldn't help cursing his mother when he was carried off the table. Lu Mo helplessly looked at the black cat in his arms that kept meowing: "Okay, okay, I know you're angry, Alright." As she spoke, she was about to reach out and kiss her, with a foolish smile on her face.

abnormal!

Yan Su hastily raised his claws to hold Lu Mo's face stretched out in front of him, and blocked it several times in a row. When the doctor came back, he couldn't help laughing when he saw this look: "Is the sweet potato rolling his eyes at you?"

Lu Mo stopped teasing it, and told the doctor about the recent abnormalities of the sweet potato one by one. He was very worried whether the sweet potato was sick. The doctor has been watching it regularly since he started raising sweet potatoes. He also loves sweet potatoes. I just comforted him: "Don't think too much, the cat will be like this for some time, as long as it eats and eats normally, there is no problem, and the results of the blood test will be confirmed in a while. At present, the sweet potato is still very healthy. Yes. Since it likes to eat the food you cook, if you have time, try to cook more food for it, but pay attention to less oil and salt, balanced nutrition..."

The two of them were chatting, when an adult golden retriever ran out from another room, rushed straight to Lu Mo, put its front paws on his waist and stood up to smell Yan Su with his nose, Yan Su, who was slowly recovering physically and mentally, suddenly Seeing a huge dog's face, the nails of the four paws stretched out at the same time in shock, almost flying out of Lu Mo's arms. After a while of jumping and jumping, the two separated, one cat and one dog, and Lu Mo's arm was already hanged. , was scratched by Yan Su frightened.

Now the doctor witnessed the evidence of sweet potato's drastic personality change, and wondered: "It's really strange, they used to have such a good relationship."

Lu Mo hugged the sweet potato tightly, and kept stroking its head with one hand to comfort him, but he couldn't figure out why, the golden retriever was still frantically flicking its tail in circles below, wanting to play with Yan Su, but Yan Su had already been caught by the people below. The big dog was terrified. Originally, he was not afraid of dogs, but the ratio changed after he became a cat. An adult golden retriever was a giant to him. The golden retriever could swallow his entire head with one mouth. It is an exaggeration to say that Yan Su suspects that he has been scared to pee.

Although Lu Mo held him high in his arms, Yan Su still kept an eye on the big dog below, and didn't hear what Lu Mo was saying to the veterinarian at all.

On the other side, Lu Mo asked the veterinarian worriedly: "Is it because it is in heat that its personality has changed so much?"

The veterinarian thought it was possible: "The sweet potato is almost reaching the age of estrus. If it is convenient for you, you can bring it here for sterilization."

Lu Mo couldn't help showing a narrow smile, looked at the sweet potato in his arms with a little pity and sighed: "Poor sweet potato, I haven't slept with the little female cat yet~"

Wretched smiles appeared on the faces of the two grown men at the same time...

☆, four

four,

Lu Mo stayed at home all day on Sunday, cleaning, busy with work, and stroking the cat.

Yan Su found out that Lu Mo was a real cat lover, a grown man who was nearly 1.9 meters tall, whenever he saw his cat, he would show a disgusting idiot face, smiled sweetly and called: "Sweet potato~"

At least from Yan Su's point of view.

It was very difficult for him to accept such a smile from a strong man.

So, this weekend, Lu Mo encountered a big crisis in his life: his cat is no longer clingy, not only is it not clingy, it is not willing to let him get close!

While forcibly fixing the sweet potato on his lower abdomen and slowly rubbing it, he turned on his mobile phone and searched for "what's wrong with my cat suddenly not clinging to me?".

Yan Su struggled to no avail and almost laughed angrily when he saw the question on the phone, let out a vicious "meow", stretched out his paw and pressed the phone.

Although poor Yan Su has been transformed into a cat for a few days, so far he can only meow, and he has not learned how to stretch his nails freely. In Lu Mo's view, the sweet potato gave a sweet "meow" and then stretched out his nails. With furry paws, he pressed the phone.

Lu Mo picked up the phone again.

Yan Su pressed down.

Lu Mo picked it up.

Yan Su pressed down.

"Idiot! I'm not your cat! What are you looking for? Let's find out how to turn me into a human first!" Yan Su groaned angrily, but his words turned into a series of cadenced meows.

It was the first time for Lu Mo to hear this kind of cry from Sweet Potato's mouth, and he burst into laughter immediately. He rubbed Sweet Potato's cat face while laughing and asked, "Little Sweet Potato, do you want to open your mouth to speak human words? Speak quickly! "

Yan Su screamed and scratched Lu Mo fiercely, maybe he was really angry, but this time he stretched his fingernails, and there were three bloodstains on Lu Mo's wheat-colored forearm, Yan Su took the opportunity to run away, He still didn't forget to mutter: "Fuck your pervert! What I'm talking about is human! Hasty!"

After offending Mr. Yan Su who was wearing a cat's skin, Lu Mo had to apologize for a long time, and cooked a fish for him at night, and finally invited Yan Su to sleep with him.

On weekdays, Lu Mo goes to work from nine to five every day, and Yan Su has a lot of time to study the house, but he often can't resist the cat's physical habits. Although his soul has changed to Yan Su, he I often can't help but lie lazily on the sofa and sleep soundly, so I don't know much about Lu Mo. The only thing that has improved is probably the discovery that Lu Mo and him are studying in the same middle school, which seems to be the same. However, for such a person, Yan Su racked his brains and never imagined that there would be someone who would grow up to look like Lu Mo when he was a student.

Getting used to the clingy little sweet potato before, and replaced it with Yansu's inner core, Lu Mo felt very troubled by the changed sweet potato's temperament.

The little sweet potato who used to meow and rub his legs begging to be petted is gone, and now the sweet potato has become a cat uncle. Not only is he not clingy, but his voice seems to be much rougher.

When Lu Mo came home from get off work to shovel feces, he found that the problem was much more serious. There was only a little cat feces in the cat toilet. Lu Mo picked up the sweet potato that was quietly lying on the sofa and watched TV, and checked it carefully. Yan Su was very dissatisfied, he struggled as usual and complained a little more.

Lu Mo called the veterinarian here. Yan Su had already lay down on the sofa and continued to watch TV. Now he has confirmed that he is still in the original city, but he is not sure which city. His soul resides in the body of Sweet Potato, but not Knowing what happened to the original body, it was obvious that it was just a sleep, and it became like this when I woke up. The worst result is probably that the original body is dead.After so many days, there should be a result, but unfortunately, as a cat now, I can't go to see how the situation is.

I have to find a way to go back and see how my body is doing.

After making the phone call, Lu Mo found that his cat was watching the people's livelihood news broadcast on TV with a serious face. He always felt that it would turn his head and say to himself in the next second: "I will tell you a secret. In fact, I am a people."

Lu Mo's face was full of black lines, he stopped thinking and went to take a bath, wondering if the weather is getting hotter, there seems to be a faint smell in the house all the time, especially in the toilet.After taking a shower, Lu Mo simply cleaned the toilet, looking for the source of the smell, and found out that there were lumps of cats spread out in the gap between the toilet and the trash can before the cleaning was done halfway. shit.

In the living room, Yan Su, who was seriously thinking about whether to tell Lu Mo the truth about himself as a human being and how to tell him so as not to scare him into the urine, was picked up by the back of the neck as usual, and Yan Su was caught off guard. to the toilet.

"Tell me, did you pull it!"

Lu Mo held Yan Su's neck with one hand and forced his nose to be only a few centimeters away from the cat feces. He was really angry this time. There were too many sweet potatoes suddenly, and Lu Mo almost doubted himself. Has the cat been swapped?

He snapped: "Didn't I teach you to go to the toilet? Why did you pull it outside!"

Yan Su felt that this moment should be regarded as the top 3 of the most embarrassing scenes in his life. He was so stinky that he didn't want to speak. He just kept stepping back. Suddenly, he slapped himself on the buttocks, not very hard. But his whole cat was blinded.

While spanking Yan Su's ass, Lu Mo asked sharply, "Don't do it here, do you know it's wrong! Do you dare in the future!"

Yan Su didn't realize that he was beaten at the first few times, but he shrunk in reflex, and when he realized it, he began to struggle desperately. The shrill cry actually startled Lu Mo, Lu Mo let go slightly, Yan Su The change retreated, and the smooth black hair was very messy. Yan Su hesitated for 0.1 second between the two options of scratching and running away, turned around and fled, and jumped on the top of the highest wardrobe in the bedroom. There was no response. After cleaning up the whole house, Lu Mo found that only the toilet had cat feces. It seemed that the cat feces of Sweet Potato had been pulled onto the bathroom floor in the past few days. After all, he was sure that the cat was fine. He didn't realize the seriousness of the matter until Yan Su called Yan Su for half an hour before going to bed.

☆, five

Fives,

Originally, it was just a sweet potato that didn't stick to people, but now it seems that he has a grudge against him.

After that, one person and one cat started a life of cold war. Every night, there was no more kissing little sweet potato to warm Lu Mo's bed. No more delicious meals that are carefully cooked and served in bowls every day.

Yan Su was very reluctant to recall the moment when he was beaten, which made him finally face the fact, what if he couldn't return to his body in the future?

Do you want to be a pet cat all your life?

In addition to sleeping, I eat every day, spend a long day in a daze, sleep, wait for the nominal owner to come back, accept a little teasing and then fall asleep again, and spend it like this day after day... How long is the lifespan of a cat?ten years? 15 years?

Yan Su shivered for no reason, he didn't want to live such a life at all.

The door of the living room was pushed open, and Lu Mo's tall figure appeared in the entrance. He put down the fruits and vegetables in his hand and bent over to change his shoes. Yan Su slowly walked over. Lu Mo looked at it with some surprise. It was the first time after arriving in Sweet Potato's body that he took the initiative to greet him after work. Lu Mo smiled and reached out to touch Sweet Potato's head. Unexpectedly, Yan Su turned around and closed his tail and his fingers as soon as they touched him, and left. .

Lu Mo smiled helplessly, and cursed "Stupid cat".

In the evening, Lu Mo still cooked a small fish for the sweet potato. After two days of starvation, Yan Su couldn't hold it anymore, so he ate the whole fish. After eating, Lu Mo carefully wiped it with a paper towel. With the fish sticking to his mouth, Yan Su decided to tell Lu Mo the fact that he is a human after thinking about it for the past two days. No matter how unbelievable it sounds, he really doesn't want to live the life of a pet like this up.

After eating and tidying up, Lu Mo took out his computer and leaned against the bedside to deal with work. Yan Su saw the opportunity to jump on the bed and put it into his arms. Lu Mo moved the computer forward as usual to make room for Yan Su. Get out of the prone position.

Yan Su had already planned it when Lu Mo took out his computer, how easy it is to forcefully type what he wanted to say on his computer in a while!

After watching for a while, while Lu Mo was thinking, Yan Su quickly stretched out his front paws and tapped on the keyboard. Lu Mo quickly raised Yan Su when he saw it: "Sweet potato! Lie quietly, don't make trouble for me." Then he stuffed it back arms.

Yan Su struggled to poke his head out from under Lu Mo's chest muscles, meowed a few words in protest, and continued to stretch his claws towards the keyboard unwillingly. The words "I am human" did not appear on the word document on the computer screen as expected, but Lu Mo Some inexplicable words were added to Mo Yuan's manuscript, and Lu Mo angrily tapped Yan Su's head lightly.

"Meow!"

Yan Su fought hard, his four paws scrambled on the keyboard, and let out an anxious meow. Lu Mo immediately had a big head, and quickly hugged Yan Su to open and close the computer, and turned to the black cat who was sitting on the bed. Seriously said: "What do you want to do? You messed up all my files and want to be beaten?"

Hearing the word "beaten", the body recalled the experience of being big butt before the brain, and began to shiver slightly, but a pair of blue eyes were still staring straight at Lu Mo's face and screamed innocently.

"Hit your sister! I let you watch the computer! I want to type!"

Although he knew that whatever he said would end up meowing, Yan Su couldn't help but speak often.

Here, Yan Su didn't listen to Lu Moyu's earnest teachings, and still wanted to grab the computer. Lu Mo held Yan Su's two furry front paws, and sighed: "I really can't do anything about you, do you have any grudge against the computer?" Why is Tiantian's temper getting bigger?" After finishing speaking, he got up to leave, Yan Su simply ignored most of the words of this idiot, cat lover, and demon, no matter what he said, he saw Lu Mo leave in a short stride He rushed to the side of the computer and tried hard to open the computer cover.

When Lu Mo came back after taking his things, he saw that Yan Su had already lifted the computer cover and was stepping on the keyboard carefully. He couldn't help laughing: "Sweet potato, what are you doing hahahahahaha." Yan Su embraced him, and in front of the blinking cursor on the blank space on the computer behind his back was the word "I am".

Yan Su was going crazy. He was about to finish typing the last word but was forced to leave. No matter how crazy he was, he couldn't shake Lu Mo's arm. Yes, sweet potato, look! What is this?"

When Yan Su was in a frenzy, he suddenly smelled a strange smell, which was not very pleasant, but before he could react, his body had automatically leaned over and sniffed vigorously, as if something flowed into his chest along with the smell. A fluttering comfort hit his limbs, and he couldn't control his claws to grab and bite the thing in Lu Mo's hand.

"Oh my god, Lu Mo actually drugged his cat, this pervert..."

This was Yan Su's last thought before losing consciousness.

Lu Mo couldn't help laughing while watching the sweet potato swaying around the catnip in his hand like a drunk man, muttering