Only tricks win people's hearts

Zhang Jia, who thought he had the script of the prophet, frowned all the way, and escorted the steel helmet team into the Jiangzuo safety zone.

The safe zone here is orderly and methodical.Whether they are supernatural beings or ordinary people, they have a good mental outlook. They are the kind who can see life from the brows at a glance. They still have hope for the future.As a well-known granary in the country, Jiangzuo's life in the past two years has been slightly better than other safe areas, and it has not faced a special crisis of food shortage.Although the variety was a little monotonous, at least no one died of starvation.

Among the major safety zones established across the country, Jiangzuo ranks among the top five.

When the steel helmet team was sitting in the lounge of the mission building, waiting to deliver the mission, Tiezi asked Zhang Jia tentatively: "You seem a little troubled."

"Humans and zombies are not a long-term thing after all." Zhang Jia is a person who accepts death, and a zombie is a zombie, and it will never become a human.

He has now completely believed that "Gu Bai" actually doesn't like Zhang Tian, ​​but compared to "Gu Bai"'s current boyfriend, he actually hopes that "Gu Bai" can be with Zhang Tian.It just so happened that Zhang Tian was also coming to look for "Gu Bai", and he was considering whether to try to match them up.Or break up "Gu Bai" and his zombie boyfriend?

Alas, what is all this, he doesn't want to be the Queen Mother of the West at all!

Of course, now is not a good time to think about this. Zhang Jia just had a rough idea in his mind and didn't dare to go deeper.He was sitting in the place closest to the safe, and saw the mission issuer who pushed the door open.

"It's you!"

***

Gu Jingbai recalled the fully transparent flying camera after confirming that the gossip spirit of the steel helmet team was the mudslide that Tie Zi and Old K could not stop suppressing together.

This kind of camera is generally used for aerial photography of reality shows and outdoor programs in the ten-dimensional space. It comes with a privacy lock when it leaves the factory, and it will be screened by a semi-intelligent AI before it is transmitted to the live broadcast room, ensuring that everyone sees the same content. Screens that involve personal privacy.Ordinary people have no way to modify this type of camera privately, and try to limit its use in improper behavior as much as possible.

This flying camera is excellent in motion capture, but it is relatively energy-intensive, and the working time of a machine will not be very long.

But even so, after Gu Jingbai used the flying camera in the small world, he still needs to submit a usage report to the regulatory department afterwards, and make a comprehensive explanation including "purpose", "subject", "duration" and "content". .

The Space-Time Administration has many restrictions on the high-tech means that employees can use in the low-dimensional world, and they are very strict.

This is also the reason why Gu Jingbai chose to maintain the design of Gu Bai's lone werewolf, otherwise after a mission, only the relevant action reports would be enough for him to write forever.

Gu Jingbai's response to this is to seize all available time to write a report.

It is very similar to middle school students who are in school and do their homework between self-study nights, just to write less when they go home.

After parting with the steel helmet team, Gu Jingbai quickly found the pre-determined temporary residence with the coffin on his back - a Taoist temple near the Jiangzuo base, called Zuowang.

Zuowangguan is built on the cliff, surrounded by clouds and mist, it really has a taste of immortality.Unfortunately, no one has lived in this Taoist temple for a long time. Before the end, it was facing demolition, and after the end, the only Shiti mountain road was cut off. It has completely become an "isolated island" that is inaccessible to people and zombies.

After hiding the car, Gu Jingbai carried the coffin on his back, and with the help of a few small flying machines, he crossed the bottomless ravine and jumped onto the seat.

An explorer who came back from the Jiangzuo Safety Zone saw Gu Jingbai Jinghong's back from a distance, and rubbed his eyes in disbelief: "Team, Captain, I seem to see a fairy, and there is a big one on my back." The kind that can fly! Swish and sit and forget to watch. Even if it doesn't really fly, it's still a hermit who can do light work!"

The captain's answer was only six words: "Wake up, stop dreaming."

Ancient warriors and so on were confirmed as daydreams as early as the beginning of the end.If you want to become stronger, the only way out is to awaken the ability, otherwise you can only accept your fate and become an ordinary person doing basic work.

As the zombies became stronger and stronger, many expedition teams no longer recruited ordinary people as members.

The Helmets are an outlier.

Gu Jingbai went to sit and forget to watch, after a little cleaning, he took out his optical brain and started the day of social animals - the use of the flying camera was to control the progress of the task, and it did not mean to monitor the aborigines of the small world. In the future, balabala may be used at an appropriate time. Gu Jingbai is already very proficient in writing such content.

After writing these, Gu Jingbai's work was not over yet, he started to type up the draft of the second report in advance, because he might have to use the lie detector on individual aborigines in the future.

Strictly speaking, this kind of behavior is not for the mission, but out of Gu Jingbai's personal feelings, wanting to do a favor to his new aboriginal Tiezi.

Gu Jingbai bluntly stated this point in the report.

The employees of the Time and Space Management Bureau are also human beings with their own feelings. The purpose of the Management Bureau is not to cultivate a group of indifferent and numb task machines. Reasons, then employees can use black technology reasonably, but the content of the report that needs to be explained is much longer than the work report.

Doing tasks is very exciting, but writing reports is very boring, and Gu Jingbai is no exception.

Fortunately, Gu Jingbai knew a master in report writing, although the other party's excitement was not in the rigor and seriousness of the writing norms, but in always trying to enjoy the fun of provoking authority and taking advantage of rules.

Celebrate when you succeed, and accept punishment when you fail.

This is Gu Jingbai's AI assistant.

The little assistant is already an intelligent creature recognized by the Ten-Dimensional Space Law. He works in the Space-Time Management Bureau and is also paid. He is Gu Jingbai's colleague.It's just that the birth of the little AI assistant is too special. While being protected by the administration, he was also supervised, which directly led to his now relatively rebellious adolescent secondary personality.

Just like his profile—a young genius who is good at legally spreading his wings on the edge of the rules.

When the little assistant connected with Gu Jingbai, they chose the method of text communication just in case.Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room can see it, only the people in the small world can't see it.

AI Assistant: 【You can just treat your matter of helping Tie Zi as a task report, why should it be considered as a personal request? 】

AI Assistant: [This is also part of the mission, how can we save Small World 156 without investigating? 】

AI Assistant: 【Even if the investigation ends and the Red Mansion really has nothing to do with the end of the world, how do you know now?It's reasonable, reasonable and legal, if you don't accept it, let the higher-ups beat me! [Provocation][Provocation][Provocation]]

The AI ​​assistant's way of chatting is to type a lot of paragraphs at once, and then send them all at once.

Gu Jingbai is more used to typing a sentence, and when the other party replies, he will reply again and again.The two have worked together for many years and have gotten used to each other very well.

Gu Jingbai: [The matter of Mr. Zombie, how do you think we should report it? 】

AI Assistant: [Family. 】

Gu Jingbai: [? ? ? 】

AI Assistant: [I will help you get his visa in advance, are you sure the name should be Xueman?The real Xueman probably won't be very happy. 】

AI assistant: [Seriously, I watched the live broadcast, he is quite handsome.You have good eyesight.After being single for so many years, it's time to find a partner.It is said that zombies can live for many years, so they match you very well.Do you need me to airdrop the sanity-recovering potion to you right now?Or wait until you finish the mission and come back? 】

AI Assistant: [Ah, in this way, do you want to change your apartment?There is a discount on α Star recently. [Real estate advertisement.jpg]]

Gu Jingbai: [I'm not in a relationship, it's just a mission requirement! 】

AI assistant: [Whatever you say, I have calculated your future. [Resistance is useless.jpg] Do I need to apply for an online course for him?When most zombies regain their sanity, it is said that they will lose their memory.You just got to know each other from scratch, but you still need a professional teacher to teach you the common sense of life, otherwise it will be very hard and not conducive to the cultivation of relationships. 】

AI Assistant: [Teaching people is the most prone to conflicts, you will be grateful to me, I have already placed an order for you, and you will get a [-]% discount. 】

AI Assistant: [You haven't renewed your membership for this year yet, do you want me to renew it for you? 】

Gu Jingbai: [...Continue, thank you.For online courses, remember to choose the one that can be withdrawn. 】

AI assistant: [Of course, if you don't get it, you can get a full refund.You never know which will come first, the future or the accident, but trust me, you will definitely bring him back. 】

Gu Jingbai: 【Impossible! 】

AI Assistant: [The screenshot has been saved.Don't blame me for not reminding you, I'll be laughing at you about this for the next 180 years. [High Energy Warning.jpg]]

AI assistant: [I have sent you the report template for the aborigines to become family members. 】

AI Assistant: [Personal suggestion, don't just write 'because of love' in the column of the reason for bringing it back, it's better to also write the question that your lover is suspected of being a zombie king.You took him away from 156 for the mission, for world peace!This is more convenient to pass the review. 】

After a conversation, both the Administration Bureau and Gu Jingbai were very tired.

Gu Jingbai decided to let Mr. Zombie out for a stroll, just like when he was exhausted from work, he always needed to suck his own gold-swallowing beast to refresh himself.

When opening the coffin, Mr. Zombie was still tilting his head, but he had already closed his eyes.With a stern face and a harmless demeanor to humans and animals, he looked like a little angel in an oil painting.

As if to say...

【He needs a prince to wake him up by kissing him 23333】

[Quick, take the opportunity to change clothes! 】

【Xueman: If I don't kiss and hug, I won't open my eyes! ! ! 】

Gu Jingbai: "..." Will the promised AI assistant filter out useless information?He felt that these barrages were particularly meaningless!Don't be too small to be an assistant!