Only tricks win people's hearts

Baiyujing in the sky, five cities on the twelfth floor.

Immortals caress my top and endure longevity.

……

96 The holy king, the floating clouds hang empty names.

The world gambled and never forgot the war.

—— "Li Taibai Collection"

In the cool air of early autumn, the trees in the garden are gone.

Buzhou Mountain is surrounded by spiritual energy all the year round, full of vitality, a heavy rain with faint spiritual pressure, quietly drenched the last heat of this summer, and the cool wind blew over the twilight hills, bringing another year of deep autumn.

On the edge of the southwest corner of the Buzhou Shiwanshen Mountain, there is a short mountain that straddles the two boundaries of Buzhou and the world, which corresponds to the phrase "a paradise on earth, a fairyland on earth".On the quiet north hillside, there is a small village named "Xunshannan".People in the village have lived here for generations and rarely communicate with the outside world. The farthest place they have been to is nothing more than a place called "Xunshan North" on the other side of the mountain.

Looking for the mountains and the southern rice paddies, the cocks crow and the dogs bark.Everyone works at sunrise and rests at sunset, living an ordinary life that doesn't know the emperor in the world, but only knows the immortals in the sky.

Seeing that the autumn harvest is about to be busy, the children in the village are seizing the last time to play wildly, frolicking all the way from one end of the village to the other. Jun".

"It's the Lord of Chaos." The little boy in Gebu corrected him.

"It doesn't matter, chaos and bastards are all the same. Why do you care so much about the name of a bad guy? You said you are not a devil! Hey, eat me with a sword! Today is either you die or I live!" The little girl held a dry fake tree branch. My sage's natal magic weapon, shouting to fight and kill, is to eliminate demons and defend the way, and behead the Chaos Demon Lord, who everyone has and punishes, to the top of Zhou.

"Wuwo Shengjun uses arrows, the arrows of bows and arrows, he is not a swordsman." The little boy corrected again.

"Did I say it was the sword of the sword? I only said jian, or it could be the arrow flying. Hey, don't talk about it, you are really spoiling the fun."

The textual research party will be very hurt when it encounters a bully.

Wuwo Shengjun is the founder of Zuowangxinzhai, the first avenue gate of Baiyujing. The Lingtai is clear and immortal.According to legend, he once led 80 disciples of the righteous way to fight against millions of demons headed by the Chaos Demon King on the banks of the Weishui River for 300 years.

The blood stained the earth red, layer after layer was piled up, and then encountered the vicissitudes of life, only then did the endless Weishui and Black Sea now appear.The souls of those who died under the knife formed the most famous ancient battlefield in Baiyujing. The Yin soldiers crossed the border once every hundred years, and the roar of thousands of troops and horses dying 3000 years ago can still be vaguely heard.

In the end, evil prevailed over good, and the demon king was pierced by thousands of arrows and nailed to death on the main peak of Buzhou Mountain.Although Wuwo Shengjun won, he was already at the end of his strength, and fell from the sky due to exhaustion. This fall lasted for three days and nights.

"and after?"

The children who were fighting had already stopped their movements without knowing it, and they were engrossed in surrounding a badly burned storyteller under the old locust tree at the east end of the village, begging him to tell another story about Wuwo Shengjun .

"No one will know after that." The storyteller spread his hands, indicating that there is no future for this story, and he can only give a general idea, "One thing, when Wuwo Shengjun fell, he realized the supreme way, and he was in harmony with mountains and rivers. The river, the sun, the moon and the stars are integrated into one; there is another saying that the old man was just dead at the time, and he will be reincarnated as a human one day, and Zao Wang Xin Zhai still sends disciples in rotation in the villages of different mountains to find The reincarnated saint child."

"Wow." The children were fascinated by what they heard, and looked at each other frequently, trying to find the Holy Child from among their friends, hoping that "one person can achieve the Tao, and the chicken and dog can ascend to heaven."

Those who grew up in Bai Yujing did not want to meet the fairy fate, and since then they have embarked on the road of becoming a saint.

There are also children who don't believe in fairy tales, and pointed out the flaws in the storyteller's words: "The saint has died, that is to say, he is completely gone, so how can he be reincarnated as a human?"

"No, no, the sage said that the number of Dayan is fifty, and its use is nine out of forty. The remaining one is the glimmer of life left for us by heaven and earth. Then, the problem comes, this story tells us What?" The storyteller's name is Su Lou, no one has seen his real appearance, only know that he is covered in burns, he is a man with a foreign surname, he has lived in the village for some years, and often tells stories to children, what gods and ghosts, listen It seems unreliable, and you have to stand at the end of the story, "This story tells us, don't give up lightly when things happen, otherwise God wants to help you turn around, and there will be no chance."

The children didn't have the patience to drink this kind of chicken soup with serious smuggling, and when they heard the story was gone, they scattered in groups and continued up the tree and down the river.

Someone ran too fast and hit the storyteller's little idiot.

This little fool was picked up by Mr. Su from the ravine after heavy snow closed the mountain one year. He was probably an orphan with no family, and he took a snow wolf as his mother.

Little fools can neither speak nor grow up.Seven or eight years have passed, and he is still as tall, short, fat and thin as when Mr. Su picked him up.Mr. Su took good care of the child, his clothes were always clean and tidy, and the child was born with red lips, white teeth and beautiful features, just like a golden boy under the empress's seat in the temple.Just looking at it from a distance, it is impossible to tell whether this is a fool or a little fool who seems to never grow up.

In Bai Yujing, such miraculous things happen from time to time, and everyone has long been familiar with them. They only talked about them a few times after dinner, and no one paid attention to them anymore.

Especially this little fool, apart from not growing up, has no other miracles.That's not right, there are still some, the little fool's body is like an iron wall, whoever bumps into him will only knock himself down.

This time, the one who "tried the law with his own body" was the eldest grandson of Li Butcher's family. The ball was generally bounced to the ground, and after a few laps, it rolled over and fell with stars and dust.

After the little fat man came to his senses, the first thing he did was to grin his mouth and start crying loudly: "Grandpa, Grandma, come quickly, that idiot bullied me, that idiot beat me, it hurts so much!"

The villain filed a complaint first, and the report was very slick, and the little fat man kept rolling and unwilling to get up.

But squatting under the tree at the entrance of the village, there are many idlers in the village who are holding their rice bowls. You talk about the length of things and see the situation clearly. No one wants to talk to the unreasonable Li Tuhu's family Fat grandson.

Only the storyteller Su Lou came forward...

Ignoring the little fat man, he hurriedly asked his own child if he had been bumped anywhere.

This child is none other than Gu Jingbai.When he landed in Baiyujing, he encountered an unknown cosmic storm, causing his mental body to separate from his artificial body, and he was never able to reconnect.Ten-Dimensional Space has been specially trained to deal with this kind of accident, and the solution is very simple - press the button to restart.

It's that simple, brutal and effective.But this time, when restarting, Gu Jingbai was unlucky enough to encounter a rare space-time turbulence, the positioning coordinates were extremely unstable, and there was a huge error in the time when his mental body returned to the artificial body.

In this big world that has never been able to be promoted, as the little AI assistant said, there are dangers hidden everywhere, and the phenomenon of xenophobia is extremely serious.

When Gu Jingbai opened his eyes again, it was already eight years later.

Fortunately, when Gu Jingbai applied to the bureau at the beginning, he asked for an innate Taoist body with a foundation built inside, even though he looked like a child on the outside. This gave his artificial body a chance to live according to instinct.

Gu Jingbai regained control of his body, and quickly absorbed the previous and subsequent memories.I understand that this body has met a snow wolf with strong maternal love, and a good Mr. Su Lou, and has survived to this day with no disease or disaster by luck.

The bump by the little fat man was a mistake, and it helped Gu Jingbai fit his artificial body perfectly.He didn't rush to deal with the matter in front of him, but first confirmed the status of the AI ​​assistant who came with him: 【Are you still there? 】

[Zi La...Zi La...] After a while, the little assistant went online again, 【I...here. 】

Very concise and to the point, it seems that he has also been impacted by a large magnetic field, and his reaction speed is so slow that Gu Jingbai can't help but think of how he was when he first started doing the task, he could kill a person in a hurry.

[Start self-test. ] Gu Jingbai gave an order to the AI ​​assistant.

Then, Gu Jingbai waited for a long time before getting a good news and a bad news.The good news is that the slowness of the little assistant is only temporary, and it will soon be able to adapt to Bai Yujing's world where the magnetic field is too strong; the bad news is that they have lost contact with the ten-dimensional space.

Many of the machines that Gu Jingbai brought have lost their function, even the nano-lens installed in the artificial body.

The old viewers who waited enthusiastically in the live broadcast room, looking forward to seeing Gu Jingbai return to Baiyujing, to reproduce the Buddha's blocking and killing Buddha, and the gods blocking and killing gods, could only be disappointed.

The optical brain is completely dead.

Gu Jingbai has done many tasks, and this situation is not uncommon. He methodically said to the AI ​​assistant——

[Remark task priority.

【One, reduce all energy consumption, ensure that the host signal can be captured continuously, and try to send out a distress call.

[Second, find the mission target code-named "Lushan Yunwu". 】

Lushan Yunwu, the famous green tea, is the code name Gu Jingbai gave Lu Zhi.Bai Yujing is a big world, and the way of heaven has been formed for tens of millions of years, and a strong self-will has long been produced.If Gu Jingbai didn't hide it, and went looking for Lu Zhi as a foreign spiritual body with great fanfare, it is very likely that before he finds someone first, the way of heaven will have already rejected Lu Zhi.

I don't know when I will be able to contact the ten-dimensional space, and I'm not sure how long the AI ​​assistant's energy can last. So, after arranging the task priorities, Gu Jingbai asked the assistant to hang up.

The little assistant in this big world is actually just an extension that the little AI assistant left here in the past. It won't affect the main body, but this is one of the key means for Gu Jingbai to go back. He thinks it's better to be as cautious as possible. as well.

Su Lou seemed to have gotten used to the child in front of him not giving him any response, so he checked around the children skillfully to confirm that there were no wounds inside and out, and then patted the child's body for the non-existent dust again. Only then did I meet the Li Tuhu family who rushed over.Butcher Li's family lives at the entrance of the village. With a loud voice from his big fat grandson, he called out to his protector—his grandma, the butcher's wife.

The butcher's wife wanted to help her precious grandson up, but she failed several times because of her short stature. In the end, it was the eldest grandson who staggered to his feet with his own efforts.

When the butcher's wife put her hands on her hips and thought of going to argue with Su Lou, butcher Li also arrived.

Butcher Li has a big shoulder, a round waist, and a sultry face, but he is unexpectedly honest and reasonable. After hearing from the villagers that his grandson tripped him after hitting someone, he hurriedly stopped his unwilling old wife. Apologizing to Su Lou: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the children in the family are not sensible, is your Gugu all right?"

Gu Jingbai's nickname in this world is Gu Gu Gu, a name agreed upon by Su Lou and Xue Lang Niang, because he only makes strange Gu Gu Lu when he feels hungry.

Although the foundation of Gu Jingbai's body has been built, he is a child after all, and he often feels hungry and needs food with spiritual energy to supplement his nutrition.Snow wolves are spirit beasts, but it is difficult to hunt them in heavy snow, so they find a "trickster" for their son - Su Lou Laixi to be his father.Su Lou is a seriously injured monk, and he hides his name in Xun Shannan to heal his old wounds. There are a lot of spiritual rice and spiritual fruits in the mustard seed ring. There are not many tricks, but he is full.

Su Lou was already ready to fight back, taking it as his chance to become famous in the village.Unexpectedly, Li Tuhu's family gave in first, and his teacher was unknown, so he could only follow suit and say "it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter", and let it go.

The surrounding villagers knew that Mr. Su was a good old man, and the quarrel could not be resolved. Seeing that the two families had left in harmony with their children, they started talking about other topics again.

Su Lou took Gu Jingbai's hand and walked on the narrow path home.He lives in the northernmost part of the village, which is a bit remote, living in isolation, and not very gregarious.Two mud houses, a row of fences, no neighbors on the left and right, only grass.Su Lou sighed, beat his chest and stomped his feet, lamenting that he had nothing to say, but he couldn't use it: "This is not at all the same as the time travel I want!"

Yes, Su Lou is the protagonist of that Jinjiang Tongrenwen.

Bai Yujing is a very special big world. It was originally derived from a fairy-tale movie with a big IP in the ten-dimensional space. The protagonist of the first generation is Gu Shi, but there are different protagonists in different ways.And because the audience is quite large, a special fan culture circle has been formed, and many fan creations that have been devoted to it with real feelings are also regarded as a part of the world.

According to Gu Jingbai's investigation before coming here, Bai Yujing's derived core has been transferred to an unknown number of generations, in a Jinjiang Tongrenwen called "The Correct Way to Take the Great Way".

The protagonist Su Lou is a time traveler, he was a nice guy before being time travel, but after being time travel...

It is a magical protagonist whose thinking is like a wild horse, which is really difficult to define.

As far as he himself said in the article, he is a bad guy who will take revenge, but he is bound to the Holy Mother system.It's not a real system, it's just a description. In this world, Su Lou has to practice hard work, otherwise he will die.

The so-called hard work is the set of "Heaven will send a great task to the people, and they must first work hard on their minds and wills, work their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies..." The set.To put it more simply, there will always be people who want to torture him to death, but even if the world insults him, scolds him, or misunderstands him, he still has to stick to a compassionate heart that does not fight, snatch, or justify, and forgive the world in order to be able to Proven Road.

"Where is this a great way of hard work, is this a motherly way of suffering?" Su Lou was full of grief and indignation, while angrily scolding the thief for being unfair, while gently feeding Gu Jingbai with his hands.

Although he knew that this little fool was an idiot, he couldn't ignore it. After all, it was the responsibility of his predecessor who picked it up.

"Gugu, your father and I are so pitiful." Su Lou has been here for a few days, but he has only figured out the tragic future he has to face. He really has no one to talk to, so he can only talk to him. The stupid son who didn't think he would reveal the secret was the tree hole, "This broken way is forcing me to be a father to everyone in the world."

Gu Jingbai: "???"

The small words in Su Lou's mouth are the same. Before he traveled, he resigned in anger because he didn't want to serve Party A anymore, but it was the same after time travel: "Think about it, don't I always have no complaints and no regrets for my son? Asking for money, asking for someone to give, and volunteering to help him save money to buy a house, marry a wife and bring grandchildren, and forcibly wear the filter of 'stupid is also cute'?"

Gu Jingbai puffed his face, chewing the delicious five-color spiritual rice in his mouth, thinking to himself, although I actually don't know much about the way of tempering, but I think God must not mean it.

"But I'm a bad person! I can't cultivate my body and my nature. I've been a bad guy since I was a child, do you understand?"

Just like the incident at the entrance of the village just now, all Su Lou thought about was fighting tough with the butcher's family, but the butcher was a reasonable butcher, which made him lose the opportunity to perform.But next time, if he encounters any injustice, he will definitely not let it go!He is destined to amaze the world because of his talk!

Gu Jingbai ate every single grain of Lingmi in the small wooden bowl, looked at the troubled Su Lou, and patted his hand, don't worry, sooner or later you will come up with a very rebellious way of walking.

"Why is Daddy's cuckoo so cute!" Su Lou, who was still yelling that I was the worst in the world, immediately turned into a silly father, feeling that his son's little hands soothed his wounded heart, and insisted on hugging Gu Jing with a white face. Face.Gu Jingbai had no love in his life, thinking that this guy must have been single before time travel, his understanding of children was seriously insufficient, and his understanding of fools was not very comprehensive.

The sun was setting in the west, the earth was shrouded in the night with few stars and the moon, and the whole village was extremely quiet. Su Lou hugged his silly son happily and lay down on the bed, ready to fall asleep.

The father and son "same bed and different dreams", one is thinking about how to face this bitter mother who doesn't leave or die, and the other is thinking about when to "recover" IQ, so as not to scare the silly father.Originally, it was the best opportunity to be hit by the fat grandson of the butcher's family today, but Gu Jingbai missed it. On the way back, Su Lou began to pour out his sadness to himself. Gu Jingbai always felt that if he showed his wisdom at this time, it would make people Su Lou was very embarrassed and had to wait a little longer.

This waited until the next day when the sun was shining brightly, and Su Lou had a solid late sleep.After he resigned, his daily schedule was very regular, and he always took other people's lunch as his own breakfast.

When he remembered that he was no longer in the state of "one person is full, the whole family is not hungry", and there is a silly son to take care of, he suddenly woke up, a carp sat up from the white jade bed, and found...

His silly son had already put steaming hot Lingmi on the table.Children are not as tall as the table, but they have learned to stand on tiptoes to arrange the table.

Gu Jingbai felt that Su Lou would definitely understand his hint, but Su Lou...was so moved that he was about to cry again, how could there be such a sensible and filial son?Is this the travel benefits?he can!

Gu Jingbai: "???" Mortal, you really don't know anything about raising children.

The reason why Gu Jingbai didn't speak directly was because he found that he couldn't speak at all now. His artificial body hadn't spoken for several years, and he needed to use his mental strength to cultivate his vocal cords a little bit, and then wait three to five days before he could do so.Gu Jingbai can't write either, because Su Lou doesn't know the characters of this world of cultivating immortals, and Gu Jingbai doesn't know the characters of the world before Su Lou traveled.There is no way to communicate by text.

But Gu Jingbai was still unwilling to admit defeat. After eating, he stubbornly decided to use pictures to try to connect to Su Lou's channel. He took a twig and drew a small person on the land in front of his house.

Su Lou bent down to watch his son's painting, and was startled every minute: "My son is a painting genius!" The signal reception failed, and he was seriously off track, "I'm afraid this is the one in the legend, what, uh, a scholar Syndrome? Although IQ is not enough, but one talent is very outstanding. I found a treasure!"

Gu Jingbai: "..."

After eating, Su Lou still didn't come up with the correct way to walk the road, but it didn't delay him at all to give Su out of the rice bag. While forcing Gu Jingbai to wear the rice bag, he went to the family he knew well in the village I don't know what I borrowed back.After a while, the chimney of Mr. Su's house was steaming again.

Like a chemical experiment, Su Lou began to boil his first bowl of medicine in this world according to a book of alchemy that no one could see but only he could see.

Gu Jingbai stood aside, looking at Su Lou worriedly.The protagonist is really courageous, his thinking is really wild, he doesn't have any foundation of cultivation, but after he found out that he has a golden finger called "Wu Ming Dan Shu", he excitedly experimented.Do you not know how to write the word "death"?

But soon, Gu Jingbai discovered that Su Lou didn't want to die for himself, but... he wanted him to die.Looking at the medicine that was enthusiastically pushed to his eyes, Gu Jingbai pressed his lips tightly, expressing his resistance to the fullest.

"Ah, don't be afraid, Gu Gu, this is not a medicine, it's a smart soup for invigorating Qi. Do you understand the smart soup? Take a sip to refresh your eyesight, and drink a bowl with an unforgettable memory!" Su Lou was very confident in what he made. , In fact, he has been thinking about this soup these days, hoping to create a brain for his son, "No, no, no, Dad doesn't mean that you are not smart enough, but who doesn't want to become smarter? Right? "

After finishing speaking, Su Lou took a sip himself first, and gave his son a sample.

The little AI assistant came back online, and became that chatty little system again: [Whether he dislikes you, I don't know, anyway, I despise him quite a bit. 】

The protagonist's halo is probably not traded for IQ.