Only tricks win people's hearts

Gu Jingbai wanted to end the chat as soon as possible, but Lu Zhi obviously hoped that the happiness could continue: "You don't need to knock, I can understand what you are saying, a little bit."

Gu Jingbai: ... What I'm afraid of is that you can understand! ! !

Gu Jingbai thought that he had thought of everything and planned everything before coming here, but in the end, the car overturned from the very beginning.There were so many zombies all over the street, but he chose a wolf who had regained his ability to think on his own.Think about it, Mr. Zombie's rare ability to control zombies, if he stays in Honghuang No. [-] Courtyard, he will definitely become a powerful general under the Zombie King, and it is inevitable that he has an IQ.

It's just that Mr. Zombie like this is not conducive to Gu Jingbai's next plan.

Using a zombie without self-awareness as a tool man and using a zombie that has learned to think as a tool man are two completely different concepts.

The former will not be touched no matter how many "affectionate past events" Gu Jingbai said, and he will not remember it afterwards, but the latter... the AI ​​assistant said before that when most zombies first have the ability to think, they will It has no memory of being a human being, and perhaps it will never be remembered in its entire life.He would believe what Gu Jingbai said was true, but that would be deceiving feelings.

Although in the regulations of the Space-Time Administration, deceitful feelings in this situation will not be suspected of violating the law, but there will be some moral flaws.But Gu Jingbai still couldn't accept it.

The little AI assistant went online in time, and broke heads with Gu Jingbai: [This is an accident that no one thought of, and your intention was not to lie to him. 】

Gu Jingbai: [At the beginning, when I didn't realize that he had the ability to think, it was certainly not cheating, but now I realize that if I continue, it's cheating and taking advantage. 】

The AI ​​assistant has opened up a new way of thinking: [Are you sure that Mr. Zombie has the ability to think like a human? 】

AI assistant: [Do you think zombies understand what is emotion and what is love? 】

AI Assistant: [According to my analysis of nearly [-] doomsday small worlds, in the social behavior patterns of zombies, the probability of animalism dominating is always greater.Even the Zombie King is still at the stage of eating blood and satisfying appetite as the first priority. 】

Not without exceptions, but with rare exceptions.

Lin Shu's so many paranoid theories are not all wrong. For example, zombies and humans are indeed two completely different species, and they even have a taste of mutual natural enemies.In the case of mutual restraint, there is a probability of peaceful coexistence, but most of them will not die in the end, because many zombies have no way to restrain themselves.

They are beasts, not men.

Gu Jingbai thought about it carefully, and it seems that this is indeed the case.

The little AI assistant continued to work hard: [Now the deal is done, you have already met Zhang Tian and Team Z, it is too difficult to temporarily change the route and force it. 】

AI Assistant: [Mr. Zombie's knowledge of Morse code doesn't mean anything, some animals can also add and subtract. 】

AI Assistant: [Or you can think of it this way, if Mr. Zombie has completely turned into an advanced intelligent creature, then after hearing what you have done, he will still cooperate like this?I do not believe. 】

Zombies have a very low sense of identification with humans, and they are not doing charity. Why does Mr. Zombie help Gu Jing lie?

Gu Jingbai fell into deep thought.On the last night of departure for Yongji, he whispered to Mr. Zombie in the coffin: "Do you know who you are?"

Have you regained your consciousness and memory as a human?

This time, it was the coffin's turn that there was no response.

Lu Zhi was also caught in a brainstorm, struggling hard on whether to confess to "Gu Bai".Compared to "Gu Bai"'s hesitation, Lu Zhi was much more decisive. He felt that the relationship between him and "Gu Bai" hadn't been cultivated enough. After all, he was not himself in another time and space, and confessing now was just playing dead, and it couldn't be done.

So, Lu Zhi quickly tapped and responded enthusiastically: "I like you, come and play with me."

Lu Zhi felt that what he was learning was from someone with an unsound IQ.

However, Gu Jingbai realized that he was indeed a erha who was full of energy and very selfish, and could easily reach a consensus with criminals.

Jiajia and Zhang Tian, ​​who had witnessed the whole process, also did some crazy brainstorming on the side. What they heard and saw was very limited, and the conclusions they drew were naturally completely different.

"Gu Bai" actually loves his boyfriend so deeply that he starts to imagine that zombies can have memories of humans.

It's a pity that love doesn't last long, and the reality is so cruel. If it was so easy for zombies to turn back into humans, Dr. An Qi wouldn't have to lead a research team for so many years.

The person who knows the Morse code is not necessarily a person, it may be just the memory of the body.

Gu Jingbai looked at the strangely rising task bar, and became even more at a loss, not quite understanding what happened.He is worried when the task is not going well, and he is also worried when the task is too smooth.

Before leaving, the little AI assistant left the last sentence to Gu Jingbai: [I suggest you decide whether to buy a new house as soon as possible. The promotional activity on α Star is coming to an end. If you miss this time, you will regret it for the rest of your life.They are in the school district, and they are very popular. 】

Gu Jingbai: ...What kind of school district do zombies want!No, why should I bring zombies back to the ten-dimensional space!

Now that Gu Jingbai is riding a tiger, he has no choice but to bite the bullet and continue watching, taking every step counts.

Gu Jingbai just followed Team Z on the road.Tiezi’s district chief uncle originally wanted to give the RV to Gu Jingbai as a show of friendship. Although Gu Jingbai does not plan to stay in Jiangzuo now, after all, there are carrots like zombies turning into humans fishing in front, but it does not mean Gu Jingbai will not return to Jiangzuo in the future, it is always right to establish a good relationship in advance.

But Gu Jingbai still declined.He has no way to promise the future, so he is too embarrassed to take other people's things for nothing.

Gu Jingbai decided to tie the coffin to the roof of the car, and when driving on the road, Mr. Zombie was still sitting on the passenger seat wearing an Elizabethan collar and blowing the wind as before.

Most importantly, this way you can avoid "knock knock" with Mr. Zombie.

Gu Jingbai thought that there could only be him and Mr. Zombie in the car, but he never expected that both Jia Jia and Zhang Tian are so bold and talented, they happily got into the back seat of the car, chatting along the way. You laughed, recalling the past with Gu Jingbai, looking forward to the future, for fear that "Gu Bai" would be too caring because he would be crazy.

When Mr. Zombie turned his head 180 degrees from the co-pilot to scare people, Zhang Tian could still applaud and exclaim: "Wow, that's amazing!"

Lu Zhi: ...these two light bulbs are not conscious at all!

Gu Jingbai and the three of them took turns driving.But no matter who is free, he will not feel "lonely", and the car will always be chattering and lively.I don't know how Zhang Tian and Jia Jia made up their minds. Regardless of whether Gu Jingbai said he had something to do or that he was fine, they all felt that "Gu Bai" was trying to be brave, and that he needed company, care, and psychological counseling.

Gu Jingbai couldn't resist, and after a few times, he learned to lie down with salted fish.What's the matter with love?

Jia Jia and Zhang Tian can go one step further.I don't know where they learned the theory of quack doctors. They feel that just talking about it can't fully achieve the effect, and they should guide "Gu Bai" to speak freely.

Jiajia cupped her face: "How did you and Xueman know each other?"

"...What do you want to know about this?"

"I also want to fall in love a little bit. I plan to learn from you and learn from you." Jiajia, a staunch celibate, is willing to pretend to be a romantic brain for her friends.This friendship is so moving!

Gu Jingbai glanced at Jiajia inexplicably, wanting to remind the other party that when the game is over, you are always shouting that my mother should not get married in this life, and whoever introduces me will die.

But Zhang Tian also booed, looking like he really wanted to join this study.

Lu Zhi, who originally stood for "Gu Bai" and didn't want to have two other light bulbs in the car, quickly switched sides, his eyes stared like copper bells, his ears stood up like antennae, and he really wanted to hear their stories back then.

What a sin!

Under the three pairs of torch-like eyes, Gu Jingbai refused to say no.Fortunately, he had prepared a perfect plan, especially this kind of small interaction in the past, which was easy to come by.It was originally intended to be used to convince others that he and Mr. Zombie are a couple, so naturally it must be touching and touching, humorous and humorous, and the cookie will smile knowingly.

Gu Jingbai felt that he shouldn't even be in the car, he should be writing a romance novel in his head.

Jia Jia and Zhang Tian knew about it, and so did the entire Z team.Every road they walked, every city, was filled with this epic love.

Gu Jingbai talked too much, and occasionally wanted to respond negatively, but no, once he started to perfunctory, Mr. Zombie would flash up crying.

The grievance of "Do you not love me anymore" comes alive.

Gu Jingbai can only continue to be motivated to create passionately after a shock, making Jiajia really fall in love with the cookies.Obviously, she only looked at the career line before!

One mouth, more than a dozen days and nights, one thought, countless sweet miracles!

The literary master Gu Jingbai was born.

He is so happy. [Smile]