Showing love has to die

5951L (reply from the landlord):

I froze for a moment, then ended the call.

The deputy gang leader calmly opened the mobile app to unlock the game as if nothing happened.

Angrily, I poked my finger on his ribs and asked, "Why do you use my song as your cell phone ringtone?"

The deputy gang leader raised his eyebrows innocently, and asked me, "What's wrong?"

I couldn't come up with any particularly convincing reasons for a while, so I just stared at him silently.

The deputy gang leader shook his phone again and said, "Guess what my wake-up alarm is?"

I:"……"

Suddenly I don't really want to guess!

The deputy gang leader raised the corner of his mouth and showed a smirk, then lowered his head and tapped the screen a few times, and then, I heard my own panting!

"Ah~ah~ah~ah~yamei~yeah~ah~ah~ luring someone to pick the forbidden fruit..."

That's right, it's still the Chinese version, the Qiran version!

I didn't feel ashamed when I sang it, because I actually sang it with a spoof mentality. Describe in words!

"I don't want others to hear this." The deputy gang leader said, "so use it as an alarm."

I held it in for a long time, and said with a red face, "Fuck, you're a pervert."

The deputy gang leader seemed to be afraid that my shame points were not enough, and said: "I listen to your... singing at seven o'clock every morning."

I was on the verge of death: "It's fine if you say you are panting, you don't need to be so euphemistic."

He was kind and generous: "Okay, your Jiaopan."

I:"……"

Damn, really obedient.

Even the tips of my ears were burning, I plunged into the keyboard in a utter collapse, and pressed a string of adsghjk in the recent chat...

The deputy gang leader turned off the alarm and cared about me hypocritically: "Are you okay?"

I leaned on the keyboard and looked at him sideways, and said bitterly: "It's not good, I might be ashamed to death."

After hearing this, the deputy gang leader still had a smile on his face!

I emphasized my tone and emphasized: "I may soon become the first human being in history to be ashamed to death."

The deputy gang leader laughed until his shoulders were shaking!

I looked up from the keyboard, glared at him, and said, "Can you delete that song?"

The deputy gang leader frowned slightly, and confirmed to me: "Do you mean that you want me to delete the data in my phone and not use it as an alarm, or that you want me to delete all the backups in my phone, computer, two mobile hard drives and three cloud disks?" ?”

"How many copies have you saved!?" I grabbed my hair and yelled indistinctly, "Are you a pervert?"

The deputy leader calmly answered my questions one by one, in stark contrast to my mania: "Qifen, I am."

He admitted it so confidently that I couldn't finish the next sentence.

I took a deep breath and said, "Delete them all."

The deputy gang leader looked at me quietly, without saying a word, and there was no expression on that handsome face.

Suddenly, I feel like he sent me a full stop...

The deputy gang leader just looked at me like that for a while, then suddenly said, "Period."

I:"……"

You are sick, you still have to use your mouth to say the period!

I kept my face straight for a few seconds, but I didn't hold back, and laughed out loud with a poof!

I!good!hatred!ah!

5958L:

Feeling the deep shame through the screen, I blushed hahahaha I can't imagine the mood of the host at that time... Also, the deputy gang leader is so cute, so cute, so cute!He even said "period"!It's too foul for the handsome Bingshan to act cute all of a sudden, okay?

5973L:

Use "Majestic" as an alarm?Could it be that when you wake up every morning, you just listen to the alarm clock and masturbate?

5980L:

Yes.

6002L (reply from the landlord):

Fuck you, stop talking, I'm going to be too embarrassed to sleep later.

In short, I lost my momentum as soon as I laughed, so in the end I couldn't get the deputy gang leader to delete that song...

I'm already a useless boss.

Then when I started the game, I wanted to find B, S, and Wayin to play 5V5 in the arena, but B and S couldn't fight because of something, so I went to play 3V3 with the sub-guildmaster Wayin.

The three of us were hanging in the YY room dedicated to the arena. We were playing happily when B suddenly came in.

I asked: "You are here, do you want to play 5v5?"

B said: "No, I don't have time tonight. I'll use Taobao."

Me: "Oh, what are you doing here?"

B said in a triumphant tone: "I ate Chongqing hot pot at night."

Me: "So do we."

B seems to be nostalgic: "It's so delicious, I haven't eaten it for a long time."

I was a little surprised: "Eat it anytime you want, are there hot pot restaurants all over the street?"

B said: "I have less here, but I can eat it at any time in the future."

Me: "Oh."

Then B goes out.

I:"……"

So this trip is just to tell me that he ate Chongqing hot pot today... What kind of spirit is this.

The arena is not going very well today. Winning or losing is 5-5, but it doesn’t feel like anyone’s fault. We played at a normal level and cooperated well, but usually when we play [-]v[-] with B and S, we feel like we’re sitting in the ranks The rockets are rising like rockets, winning eight or nine out of ten games on average. Compared with today, it seems quite entangled. The three of us played until the arena was closed, and the rank was only raised by a level.

It may be that the opponent I met today happened to be too sharp, and the higher the rank, the harder it is to improve. In short, after the arena closed, I was exhausted physically and mentally. I didn't want to play anymore, so I quit the game.

After quitting the game, I told the deputy gang leader that I was going home, and I would get up early tomorrow to go shopping or something.

At this time, the deputy gang leader suggested: "Actually, you can live here, it will be more convenient."

Immediately my head shook like a rattle.

The deputy gang leader let out a laugh from his nostrils, and asked, "Afraid I'll eat you?"

I said frankly: "Yes." I was not afraid before I came here, but now I am really afraid!

The deputy gang leader looked at me with a smile in his eyes, and confirmed: "You really don't live here?"

I put on my coat and went out: "Let's go, see you tomorrow."

The deputy gang leader followed me closely in slippers and pajamas, and said, "Period."

I:"……"

Deputy Gang Leader: "Elipsis."

I held back my smile and forcibly looked back at him seriously: "Your trick doesn't work in the third dimension, it can't make me feel guilty, it can only be used as a joke."

"I know." The 1.8-meter-seven deputy gang leader looked down at me with downcast eyes, "Just to make you laugh."

So I laughed out loud.

The deputy gang leader took out the room card, took off the coat from the hanger, put it on the pajamas, and said, "Go, I will escort you to the elevator."

I looked at his pajamas and slippers, and refused: "No, I can do it myself, such a big man can still be abducted."

The deputy gang leader said softly, "You are a little baby."

"Also," I threatened coldly, "don't make me pee my pants."

Deputy gang leader: "..."

I waved my hand: "Let's go, rest early."

The deputy gang leader raised his hand and patted my head lightly, and said, "Okay, send a WeChat message when I get home."

I went home after that, and I was sitting in front of the computer to post at this moment, no sex scene, no anal, no forced imprisonment by the deputy gang leader in a five-star hotel as predicted on a certain floor Get up and toss and turn into a rag doll, sorry to disappoint everyone, ha ha.

6011L:

After chasing a post until midnight, you actually don't have any sex scenes at all, so angry, I reported it.

6017L:

Report any sex scenes.

6024L:

What's wrong with 6017L?Going against the masses will not end well, okay?By the way, everyone, don't hate the host, maybe the host just keeps silent and is more disappointed than us.

6033L (reply from the landlord):

Sex scenes won't exist in another 100 years.

What's more, even if it is true, can I post my own sex scenes on the Internet? How big is my heart...

It's getting late, let's all wash up and go to bed, and I'll report back tomorrow night.

Goodnight everybody.

6036L:

etc!Doesn't that mean we don't get to see the meat anyway?I'm going to make a fuss!

6038L:

good night baby.

6119L (reply from the landlord):

Good evening, friends, a new day has passed, and the host is here to report the situation again.

Today, eight of us went to visit two famous local attractions, and went to eat at a restaurant where I think the local dishes are very authentic. We all had a good time.

The deputy gang leader is still so good at taking care of people. Today's temperature is a few degrees lower than yesterday. As a result, I forgot to wear a scarf when I went out. When I was walking with them on the street, the wind happened to be very strong, which made me shrink my neck.

Then when I passed by the drink shop, I asked, "Are you cold, can you have some hot drinks?"

Everyone said yes well.

The deputy gang leader waved his hand: "Go and order, I'll ask."

I braved the cold wind and said to the waiter brother: "The pudding is hot cocoa, thank you."

The assistant gang leader ordered hot coffee, then walked up to me and stood on the steps of the drink shop, so close to me that his chest muscles almost poked my nose.

I took a step back and asked, "What?"

The deputy gang leader took off his scarf, took a step forward and went down the steps, saying, "Help you out of the wind."

After speaking, he wrapped the scarf around me. His scarf is very long. When he wears it, the excess part hangs down, but I am much shorter than him, so wearing it will make my legs appear abnormally short...so he So I wrapped all the growing parts around my neck, from the root of my neck to the tip of my nose, like a zongzi.

I tore off the scarf a bit, exposing my mouth: "Aren't you cold?"

He pulled the scarf on me again: "It's not cold, I wear a scarf to look good."

I:"……"

He pinched the tip of my nose and smiled nicely: "Your nose is red from the cold."