Showing love has to die

second post

150L (reply from the landlord):

The landlord is back, continue to eight.

On the second day after finishing the 15-person book, we went to play the 25-person book that we didn't make yesterday.This time S and B didn't act as demons, they had been waiting at the entrance of the dungeon early.

This game has designed some interactive actions for the characters, that is, your character can hug, kiss, hold hands, touch the face and so on with other people's characters.If you ask me, these movements are designed for these two gays.

When I arrived at the entrance of the dungeon, these two people were crouching under a peach blossom tree next to the dungeon. The two characters hugged each other, hugged each other for a while and kissed again. After hugging, continue to kiss...

Infinite loop.

The roles of other members of the troupe automatically felt that they were far away from them, because this Bon En Ai Xiu was too strangers not to get close.

There were still a few people who didn't arrive, so we all waited at the door of the copy.Unexpectedly, while waiting and waiting, S suddenly unloaded his weapons and equipment, and started punching and kicking the peach blossom tree shirtless.

In this game, all kinds of plants, decorations, etc. are set as neutral monsters from level 1 to level 10, which can be fought, but few people are free to fight those things. Although S has removed the equipment, the attack power of the 100-level character is still very high. After punching the Peach Blossom Tree for a few times, the blood tank was empty, and the whole tree disappeared, and then reappeared after a few seconds. S continued to attack Peach Blossom. Shu punched and kicked, B stood aside and watched.

After S knocked down the five peach blossom trees, a man couldn't bear it anymore, and asked S meanly, "Why are you hitting the trees?"

S replied with a very gentle voice: "B wants to see the falling flowers."

I:"……"

You are so sick! ! !

At this time B said: "Okay, enough watching."

S continued to say softly: "Okay."

Then he put the equipment and weapons back on.

The landlord was unable to complain anymore, and his whole body seemed to be hollowed out by the two of them.

Is gay amazing?Is there something amazing?Can you show your affection?

I bah-!

162L:

Hahaha I feel the resentment of the single landlord!

163L:

Upstairs, the last few words exude a strong breath of jealousy...

169L:

Hit the peach tree to watch the falling flowers hahaha, this Bo Enai show has ideas, I am convinced.

183L (reply from the landlord):

Back to 163L, no one is jealous of those two psychopaths, thank you.

If my partner is like B, I can kick him two miles away.

191L:

"I can kick him"?The landlord used "he" instead of "she"...it seems to have discovered something extraordinary.

205L (reply from the landlord):

Wrong type, don't think too much about 191L. [Smile]

Continue to eight.

After watching S and B go crazy, everyone is here, and then we will enter the capital.

This 25-player dungeon is currently the most difficult dungeon in the entire game, and it is also one of the few dungeons that can drop top-level orange weapon materials. In order to ensure smooth crushing, I will ask the team members to eat the elixir with buffs before playing this dungeon.For dps, you need to eat elixirs that increase attack power and crit, for T, you need elixir that increases defense and dodge, and for healing, you need elixir that increases healing.

Before starting the fight, I checked one by one, and found that the top of B's ​​character was empty, and there was no elixir buff.

I reminded tremblingly: "B, eat the elixir with buffs."

At that time, a voice in my heart said to me: This bastard is about to become the world again.

As it turns out, the voice was right.

Before B could speak, S hurriedly replied, "I'll let him eat right away."

At this time, the character of B immediately performed lightness kung fu and flew a few feet away, and said in the near chat channel: "I don't eat."

S also switched to the chat channel, and began to coax: "Hey, they've eaten all of them, and if they don't eat, the healing amount won't increase."

B said lightly: "This elixir is too bitter."

For a moment, the world was silent.

You can taste bitterness even if you eat an elixir in the game, you are really awesome!

I can't hold back my prehistoric power!

I'm on the mic!

I said in a mocking tone: "Can you taste bitterness after eating elixir in the game? Why are you so good?"

The calf-protecting mode of S was fully activated, and he immediately refuted me: "Don't talk about him, I just let him eat."

In the team mode, there were still a few girls who exploded.

"Oh, I'm so pampered!"

I:"……"

Doting a few times, I just wanted to drown this bastard in the moat.

B continued typing in the recent chat: "The root of my tongue was numb after eating this bitterness last time."

S: "I have sugar, you won't be bitter after eating the elixir."

B: "No."

S: "Then I feed you?"

At this time, B's character left the group and turned around to think of a dungeon, but S immediately started PK mode with him, and used a forced hatred skill to pull B to himself. The visual effect seemed to be that he was holding B. When B gets angry, he hits S, but the healing attack is similar to tickling, and S's dodge attribute is very high. B hits seven times, but S doesn't hit them all, and S dodges them all.

Lost X7.

I guess B's heart is broken.

Then S, who was unharmed, smashed B to the wall of the dungeon.

I was caught off guard and witnessed a wall-dong!

God, I just want to have a quiet book. Why do you want me to watch gay wall dong! ?

217L:

I'm sorry for the host, I know you're devastated, but I... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

228L:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the host continues to have fun!

231L:

I think B is a bit cute, am I out of my mind?Could he be an NPC who has become a spirit?

252L (reply from the landlord):

Upstairs frantic haha ​​party, I will remember you.

After S pushed B to the wall, he remained still. The two characters were in a stalemate for about ten seconds, and then S separated from B and exited the PK mode.

At this time, I received B's application to join the group. After I let him in, I saw that there was already an elixir buff on his head.

S said in a recent chat: "I have to feed you mouth to mouth before eating, right?"

B seemed to become angry from embarrassment: "Get lost!"

S made a smiling face, and said: "Daughter-in-law, don't be angry, if you don't eat this, you won't be able to breastfeed me."

B was silent for a while, made a contemptuous expression, and did not speak again.

It's like saying "Although I don't like elixir and I'm very angry when you forcefully kiss me, but in order to be able to breastfeed you, I reluctantly endured it".

You play a lot.

What is the purpose of you coming to play the game?

Are you undercover agents sent by another game company?

261L:

I don't mean to scare the landlord...

But I really feel that B is like a virtual character living in the game world. Because of special events, he has self-awareness or something, that’s why he is like this. Otherwise, it’s really hard to explain why he did this. Bar……

267L:

Row 261L, has the landlord considered this possibility? [doge]

275L (reply from the landlord):

It's not that I haven't thought about the possibility you mentioned above. I actually checked this matter, but this is a later story. Wait for me to talk about it slowly.

In order not to make you worry too much, I can give a little spoiler first.

No!

B, this guy is definitely a living person!I dare to guarantee it with my orange weapon!

He is simply doing it!

Well, without discussing this topic, I will continue.

After B finished eating the elixir, we started to fight monsters, and the fight was relatively smooth all the way. After all, I, the team leader, commanded too perfectly, hehe.After fighting the last BOSS, a few good pieces of equipment were released, and we will divide the spirit stones after taking pictures of the equipment.

Here is an explanation for those who don’t play the game, the equipment is auctioned after our team has finished fighting.This is easy to understand. For example, when 25 people play a piece of equipment together, the team leader will set a reserve price for this equipment, and then the team members who want this equipment will bid, and the highest price will win.Then the group leader divided the spirit stones obtained from the auction of this equipment into 25 shares and distributed them to each group member. You can understand this, right?

Okay, understandable, the host spoke really well, and he is indeed the leader of the male god who is sharp, calm and witty.

Well, it's an award.

Having said that, I divided the Lingshi into 25 shares and planned to trade them to members of the group, but when it was traded to B, B really acted like a demon again.

Hehe, I knew it.

B turned on the microphone, and his voice was clear and cold, very noble: "You give S my spirit stone."

I didn't ask much, just click S to trade.

Because I was afraid that if I asked one more question, I would be made to have nothing to love by B.

But I don’t talk too much, others will talk too much. After B finished speaking, a heartless member of the group joked with B: "You let S take care of the money?"

B lightly wrote: "Well, the spirit stone is too heavy, I don't bother to carry it."

The group members laughed heartlessly: "Hahahahaha, buddy, you are so funny!"

A mouthful of old blood choked in my throat: "..."

Do something!Do something!Do something!

Let me reiterate that this is a keyboard online game, okay?Lingshi is virtual!Even with 10 billion yuan, it won't sink!

However, as if he thought that my death was not transparent enough, S added in a soft tone at this time: "His backpack is empty. He didn't take anything except a suit of equipment and weapons, and put them in my backpack."

B snorted indifferently and triumphantly.

S smiled sweetly and dotingly.

I was dead instantly.

Goodbye world.

284L:

What a generation of gods...

291L:

I can't figure out why S will be so devoted to him because of B's ​​behavior, and S is still a local tyrant, I guess many people in the game like it, B has made it like this, and he still doesn't change?Could it be that B is really good-looking?Did they stay together afterward?Ask the landlord for spoilers.

303L:

You don’t understand upstairs, this S may be an M.

The author has something to say: first explain...

The landlord's spoiler may not be right...[doge]

Because some friends said that they don’t play games and feel a little confused after reading this article, so here is an explanation of the words that often appear in the article for those who don’t play games at all~(づ￣3￣)づ~ Friends who play games can directly skip~

To put it simply, T is the person who bears monsters, DPS is the person who fights monsters, and treatment is to add blood to teammates.

T has a lot of blood and high defense. It can force monsters to attack itself and protect teammates.

High DPS attack, responsible for fighting monsters, killing monsters, fighting monsters.

The treatment is responsible for adding blood to teammates, adding blood, adding blood.

Pve refers to the player versus the computer, the player playing the copy in the game and the monster designed by the game.

The purpose of playing pve is to kill the boss and pick up the equipment and various treasures dropped by the boss.

Pvp refers to player-to-player, player-to-player battles, single-player PK, and two groups of hostile player team battles, all of which are pvp.

The purpose of playing pvp is to experience the joy of killing hostile players... (.

In a large online game, both pve and pvp players exist at the same time, some people play both, and some people focus on pve or pvp.

Buff refers to the buff state, such as "increase attack power by 100 points within one hour", "increase the upper limit of health by 10 points within three 1000 minutes".

debuff refers to the debuff state, which corresponds to buff.

That's basically it... there shouldn't be any more game language involved~