insane

Early in the morning, Yu Wanran woke Liu Mu up, Liu Mu turned over, saw Yu Wanran was wearing obscene clothes, her face flushed, and she hurriedly turned her face away.On weekdays, Liu Mu has never been a big girl who came out of the court to a married young woman. She has molested countless women and dealt with women in brothels with ease. Dare to mess around, sleep like a wooden stake, never turned over all night, and blushed at every turn.

After Liu Mu put on her clothes, Yu Wanran said, "How is Butou He doing in the yamen these few days?"

Liu Mu nodded, "It's pretty good, it looks like the injury should be healed, and it's thanks to Xingchi's magic medicine. What did you ask her for?"

Yu Wanran said, "Ever since He Tutou was injured, Ye'er has been worrying a lot, rushing to decoct the medicine for a while, and then feeding the medicine himself. These days, I am also thinking about He Tutou, and I go to the yamen to visit He Tutou from time to time." .”

Liu Mu smiled and said, "They don't know each other without fighting, and the more they fight, the closer they get. But it's hard for He Yi, the majestic chief arrester of Jinling, who has a good kung fu, was actually tortured by this little girl like Ye Er."

Yu Wanran said, "Fortunately, you are thoughtful in the courtroom, but you are dumbfounded when you are out of the yamen. Don't you think that the two of them are a little too close."

Liu Mu suddenly realized, "You mean my sister is interested in He Chatou?"

Yu Wanran nodded, and Liu Mu hurriedly said, "That's not okay, it's fine if He Tutou is a man, but Ye'er doesn't even know that she is a woman now, what if Ye'er finds out that the man she likes is not at all after falling into it?" Man, wouldn't that be painful."

Yu Wanran said, "I'm also worried about this. It's fine if Ye'er doesn't care about He Yi's identity, but if she gets too deep and finds He Yi's identity, then both of them will be very painful."

Liu Mu was in the yamen, all day long his mind was full of Yu Wanran wearing obscene clothes in the morning.From time to time, there were two giggles.

Everyone said, "Look, our adults have been like this not long since we came here in the morning. We just stood there in a daze and giggled from time to time."

"Could it be bewitched?"

"No way, I heard that those monsters are generally afraid of being an official. I think it's probably because I was scared by the tiger yesterday."

Bu San walked over and slapped a yellow talisman paper on Liu Mu's forehead with a bang, Liu Mu was startled, and tore off the talisman paper from his head. Look in the neck.Liu Mu said, "What are you doing!"

Bu San said, "Master, this is a magic talisman obtained from Ziwei. It is very useful. I heard that people have three souls and seven souls, but sometimes they will lose some souls when they are frightened. Yes, I think he must have lost his soul yesterday when he was killed by a tiger."

"Nonsense!" Liu Mu stood up and said, "How can these strange things be taken seriously. This officer is just thinking about something related to the case."

At this time, a yamen messenger came to report that an old man outside was looking for He Yi.

When He Yi went out, the old man hurriedly handed the child in his arms to He Yi, and said, "Xiaohu was crying and calling for you early in the morning, but he couldn't be coaxed, so he had to send it to you."

He Yi hugged the child in his arms and said, "Little Tiger, tell Dad, why are you crying?"

The child said vaguely, "Daddy won't leave..."

It turned out that He Yi was recuperating in the Liu Mansion a few days ago and fostered the child in a neighbor's house. The child couldn't see his father when he woke up early in the morning, so he thought that He Yi had abandoned him again.

He Yi said, "Xiaohu is obediently waiting for Dad at Uncle Wu's house. Dad will buy candy for Xiaohu when he comes back at night, okay?" After speaking, he kissed Xiaohu's forehead, "Don't worry, Xiaohu, Dad will never leave you again. .”

Xiaohu nodded with tears in his eyes. Seeing that Xiaohu stopped crying, Uncle Wu took Xiaohu back.

Just as He Yi entered the Yamen, he heard an angry voice calling out to him, "He Yi!"

"Miss."

Liu Ye came over and slapped He Yi on the face, "He Yi, why do you bastard even have a child?"

He Yi covered his face and shouted, "Why did you hit me! I have a child and you have something to do with it!"

Liu Ye said, "But you never said you had children before."

He Yi didn't understand why Liu Ye got angry, so he just said, "Then I didn't say I didn't have a child. What's more, this child was not born by me at all. When I went to Qinghe County, I learned that Chunhong left behind a baby boy. I saw that the child was helpless, so I brought it back. Are you crazy, you came here and beat me all of a sudden!"

"I..." Liu Ye lowered her head and said, "I remember you saying that you were never married, and just now I heard that child call you father, so I thought this was the child you had with some big girl who hadn't left the court. The woman was not fair, so I hit you in a fit of anger!" But of course this is not Liu Ye's true thoughts, Liu Ye just saw the child, and thought that she was infatuated and fell in love with a married man.

He Yi was dumbfounded by Liu Ye's reasoning, half of his face was hot, and he covered his face and said, "Miss, can you ask clearly before you do it next time!"

Liu Ye smiled and touched her red and swollen face, "It's a big deal, I won't strike so hard next time."

He Yi shook his head helplessly, "Forget it, let's not do it next time." Then he said, "Let's look for Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu is in the back office."

Liu Ye said, "I didn't come to look for my elder brother. I came to look for you."

"Find me?"

"Yes." After speaking, he handed the sachet in his hand to He Yi, "For you. I embroidered it, looks good."

He Yi took the sachet from Liu Ye's hand, and said with a smile, "I never imagined that Missy can do such fine needlework."

Liu Ye said, "There are more things you can't think of."

At this moment, Liu Mu passed by and saw Liu Ye giving He Yi her embroidered sachet, and couldn't help but think of what Yu Wanran said to herself.

Liu Ye said, "Your injury is not serious."

He Yi said, "Thanks to the elixir left by Master Xingchi before he left, he has recovered."

Liu Ye said, "Heartless thing, why don't you say that it's thanks to me taking care of you at home and decocting medicine for you every day."

He Yi smiled and said, "Yes, yes, thanks to the eldest lady who decocts medicine for me every day, otherwise how could I recover so quickly."

Liu Mu came over and said, "Ye'er, why are you here?"

Liu Ye said, "Oh, I passed by the yamen, so I came in and took a look. If there is nothing else, I will leave first."

Liu Mu said to He Yi, "He Tutou, I just got some good tea here, come and taste it with me."

Liu Mu poured a cup of tea for He Yi, and said, "You've been recuperating in the mansion these days, Ye'er has troubled you a lot. This little girl has been like this since she was a child, always mischievous and spoiled by the people in the mansion."

He Yi said, "When I was recuperating in your mansion, the eldest lady decocted medicine for me every day, she was very careful."

"What do you think of my sister?" Willow asked tentatively.

He Yi said, "Missy is intelligent, so she is naturally a good woman who is unique in a million."

"Do you like willow leaves?"

He Yi just put the tea into his mouth, and was completely choked by this sudden question.He Yi coughed for a long time, and said, "This subordinate knows that his status is low, so how could he have any unreasonable thoughts about the eldest lady."

Liu Mu said, "Then if one day you become a high official, will you marry my sister?"

"My lord misunderstood. I don't have the slightest affection for young lady." He Yi looked around and said in a low voice, "My lord already knows my identity, so how could I like a girl."

"Oh..." Liu Mu nodded reassuringly.

He Yi now also understands Liu Mu's concerns, thinking that he is showing himself as a man after all, it seems that he should not have too much contact with Liu Ye, and Liu Ye is indeed too kind to him these days, He actually ignored his identity at this moment, and almost regarded Liu Ye as a friend in his boudoir.

In the afternoon, Xia Tong and others came to the yamen to look for Liu Mu again, saying that Liu Mu had become a tiger-fighting hero, and they were going to Chunfeng Pavilion to celebrate Liu Mu.

Liu Mu walked into the box, and unconsciously glanced in the direction of Ziyan's room. Of course, across a few corridors, what he saw was nothing but finely carved wall pillars.

Xia Tong said, "The boss used to be merciful, and he liked beautiful women the most. No matter which brothel we have in Jinling, as long as there are new beautiful girls, they can't escape my boss's eyes! But why are you not close to women now? There are two women next to Xia Tong and Zhang Fu, but Liu Mu is alone sitting there drinking.

Liu Mu said, "In the past, they were just young and frivolous and ignorant. Now that they have become a family, how can they linger in the place of fireworks. Wouldn't this be very sorry for the lady in the family." Liu Mu was afraid of Yu Wanran, so he came to drink flower wine now I'm already uneasy, how dare I get too close to other girls, if I accidentally get the smell of rouge, it will be my life!

Xia Tong whispered to Zhang Fu, "Look at my boss, there is still no shadow of my boss. It's a pity that he has all the skills in gambling, and now he dare not go to the gambling shop. With such a good skin, but I don’t even dare to drink flower wine. My sister-in-law must be controlling her too strictly, I can’t imagine that someone who is domineering outside is still afraid of his wife!”

After drinking for three rounds, everyone was about to leave Chunfeng Pavilion and go back home. Xia Tong and Zhang Fu were already a little drunk and walking staggeringly. Xia Tong said, "Let's compare who will run outside first, and the one who runs out last I have to cover other people's drinking money for a year!" As soon as the words fell, the three of them ran away, and Liu Mu was the only one here who was still sober, so he naturally ran much faster than those two.I didn't want to bump into a woman just after turning the corridor.

"Boss, you run really fast..." Xia Tong and Zhang Fu chased after him, saw Liu Mu holding Zi Yan in his arms, Zhang Fu said, "Let's wait for you outside first."

Xia Tong said, "If I go out first, then it will be counted as my victory!"

Afraid that Xia Tong would talk too much, Zhang Fu hastily pulled Xia Tong down the stairs.

"Zi Yan..." Liu Mu looked at the person bumping into his arms, and felt an indescribable feeling in his heart. Every time he saw Zi Yan, the feeling was completely different from the feeling when he saw Yu Wanran.When I see Yu Wanran, I feel very happy, a little nervous, a little excited, and sometimes a little scared.Before getting married, every time I came to Zi Yan, I would feel very happy, even if I came here when I was not happy, I would become happy.But since they got married, every time they saw Ziyan, they would feel an inexplicable sadness, and they didn't know where the source of this sadness was.

Zi Yan left Liu Mu's arms and made a blessing, "Master Liu."

"Zi Yan, stay safe..." Liu Mu thought for a long time, but couldn't think of a better opening line.

Zi Yan said calmly, "Thank you, Mr. Liu, for remembering."

"I've wanted to see you for a long time, and I don't know how you've been doing recently..."

Zi Yan said, "Your Excellency is now the parent official of the people in Jinling, so naturally you must put the overall situation first and don't have to worry about the little girl. Don't waste your time, the little girl will leave."

Liu Mu quickly took two steps and grabbed Zi Yan's hand, "Zi Yan, when did we become so different, aren't we best friends?"

Zi Yan withdrew her hand and said, "Your Excellency is just Zi Yan's benefactor in the past, and the word "friend" naturally dare not be high. Now that Your Excellency is the magistrate of Jinling, and there are mixed dragons and snakes in places like brothels, it is better for Your Excellency to come less often in the future."

Hearing the words 'former benefactor', Liu Mu felt a pain in his heart again. Could it be that I have always regarded you as my best friend, and to you, I am just a benefactor who has had enough fun?Liu Mu smiled wryly, "Okay, I've written down what Miss Ziyan said. Take care, Miss Ziyan, and leave."

When Liu Mu returned to the mansion, he bumped into Liu Ye, who said, "Brother, look at your smell of alcohol, let's go out to drink again, aren't you afraid that sister-in-law will punish you again?"

Liu Mu smiled and said, "Sister, what do you think of He Yi?"

Liu Ye folded her arms and said, "He... is arrogant, impolite, and cold to people. You can hate him as much as you want."

Liu Mu said, "Since you hate her so much, then I will drive her out of the government."

Liu Ye hurriedly asked, "Brother, you don't want him to be a headhunter?"

Liu Mu said, "Yeah, I don't want to leave someone by my side to make my sister angry."

"no!"

Liu Mu said, "Don't you hate her very much?"

Liu Ye said, "Ah...he is really annoying. But I think he is good at kung fu and has done a lot of things for elder brother. I took a slap, and our Liu family owes him a favor. Big brother is now in the midst of employing people, so why not keep him."

Liu Mu smiled and said, "Yes, what you said is also reasonable. When the Yamen is employing people, I naturally need such a right-hand man."

Liu Mu returned to the other courtyard and said mysteriously, "Wanran, you guessed it right! I saw Ye Er go to the yamen today to deliver a sachet to He Yi. Ye Er is really interested in He Yi!"

"What are you going to do?"

"But I have tried He Yi, and I believe she should know how to get along with Ye'er in the future."

While talking, Qiushuang and Donglu came in with tea, and Qiushuang said, "Oh, why does my uncle smell so fragrant? Could it be that he secretly went to drink flower wine behind our lady's back?"

Liu Mu hurriedly said, "How could it be? Today Xia Tong came to the yamen to find me, saying that it was to celebrate my killing of a tiger. He insisted on inviting me and Zhang Fu to drink, but it was just to drink some wine with them in the restaurant."

Qiushuang tugged on Liu Mu's sleeve, and said to Dong Lu, "You smell it, it really smells like rouge. How can you smell rouge when you drink in a restaurant?"

Dong Lu also nodded, "Well, after you say that, I seem to smell it too."

Liu Mu said guiltily, "How is that possible? I stayed in the yamen for a day, surrounded by a group of old men, and the smell of sweat on my body was heavier than the other. Where did the smell of rouge come from?"

Qiu Shuang said, "If you want me to tell you, it must be that my uncle is drinking flower wine with another girl in his arms."

Yu Wanran said casually, "It's so close, how could it not smell like rouge?"

Liu Mu was irritated by what these people said, and he argued loudly, "Impossible, there is a fist between me and that girl, how could I smell of rouge, I just pulled her hand..."

Yu Wanran gave Liu Mu a cold look, "Tell me, what's going on?"

Liu Mu smiled guiltyly, "I went to the Spring Breeze Pavilion, but I just drank some wine, and I definitely didn't get close to those women."

Qiu Shuang said, "Ha, I've already held her hand, and said I'm not close."

Liu Mu said, "The woman put her hand on my shoulder. In order not to let her belittle me, I personally took her hand and shook her hand away."

Qiu Shuang snorted, "I really know how to make excuses. But I have never heard of a fly that bites seamless eggs."

Yu Wanran smiled and said, "Have you seen anyone else?"

Liu Mu hurriedly said, "No, I haven't seen anyone. If you don't believe me, you can ask Zhang Fu and Xia Tong, or you can ask the old bustard of Chunfeng Pavilion. Xia Tong and Zhang Fu asked two girls to accompany the wine, and I just drank it. It’s just some wine. Knowing that my wife doesn’t like me drinking flower wine, how dare I mess with those girls.” After speaking, she leaned into Yu Wanran’s ear and whispered, “My lady, you know that even if I really want to mess with them, I don’t want to mess with them.” I can't do it... just drank a few glasses of wine, lady, you won't be really angry, will you?"

Yu Wanran smiled, "Of course you know better than me what happened today. If there is a next time, remember the candles on the wedding night?"

Liu Mu shuddered, and said flatteringly, "I remember, of course I remember. Don't worry, lady, if there is another time, even if you peel me to pieces, I will never cry out that it hurts!"

Qiushuang didn't smell rouge on Liumu's body at first, but the smell of alcohol on her body was too strong. Qiushuang suspected that Liumu had gone to drink flower wine again, so she just said it casually.Dong Lu said that the smell of rouge was just because she felt guilty looking at Liu Mu, so she wanted to give Liu Mu a try.

And Yu Wanran did smell the faint fragrance of Liu Mu, which is not easy to be noticed by others, but Yu Wanran was born very sensitive to these scents, and she only smelled one. It's cloudy here at my house...