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It is said that the height is one foot and the devil is ten feet tall. In order to gamble money without being discovered by Yu Wanran, Liu Mu and the four of them hid in the study and played Pai Gow.

Liu Mu picked up the Pai Gow in his hand, and laughed loudly, "Master, this time, I won't pay you even your wife's money!"

Suddenly there was a knock at the door, and Yu Wanran walked in unhurriedly holding the rattan whip, Liu Mu was frightened, and the Pai Gow in his hand fell to the ground.Liu Mu hastily kicked Bu Si's ass, "Bastard, didn't the young mistress say that you can't gamble anymore! Isn't Pai Gow considered gambling!"

"Master, this is..."

Liu Mu hurriedly said, "What are you talking about, why don't you take out these rags and throw them away!"

Seeing this, Jia vinegar hurriedly put away the Pai Gow on the table, and dragged everyone out.

Liu Mu courteously pulled Yu Wanran to sit down, and handed Yu Wanran the teacup on the side, "My lady, drink tea! Sister Xiangyun brewed it for me just now, and it's still hot." Then she pretended to be angry and said, "Oh, these four The bastard is getting more and more outrageous, and he came to my study with Pai Gow to gamble."

Yu Wanran put the rattan whip on the table, "My husband also said that we must learn to improve from now on, so there are some things that should be changed."

"It's all up to the lady."

"From now on, you can no longer gamble."

Liu Mu smiled and said, "Of course I don't need to talk about this. You killed General Hei last year, and General Tie was also killed by you some time ago. I smashed the dice with my own hands. Pai Gow... Pai Gow is just embellishment, and I just let them Throw it away, and now the whole family can’t find anything to gamble on. So of course I have to quit gambling.”

"You can't drink flower wine anymore."

"It's natural. Now that I'm married to my wife, I won't go to places like brothels again."

Yu Wanran smiled, "Also, from now on, you can no longer call yourself Lao Tzu. From now on, call yourself Lao Tzu, one cane whip at a time. Gamble money, five cane whips. Drink flower wine...Kneel all night!"

"What!" Liu Mu yelled and blurted out, "You bitch are trying to trick me!"

Yu Wanran said, "If Xianggong doesn't commit the crime, naturally I can't punish you. Could it be that what Xianggong promised me just now is just perfunctory?"

Liu Mu immediately smiled and said, "Of course not. I will definitely change what the lady tells you! Does the lady have any other requirements?"

"From now on, learn to write a poem every day."

Liu Mu smiled and said, "That's not easy to do, just draw a gourd in the same way."

"You must be able to write and read, and know the meaning of each word."

"This..." The corner of Liu Mu's mouth twitched.

"Why, does Mr. Xiang disagree?" Yu Wanran said while putting her hand on the table, very close to the rattan whip.

Liu Musheng was afraid that Yu Wanran would whip himself with a rattan whip, so he hurriedly held down Yu Wanran's hand in fright, "Of course I am willing. As long as the lady orders me, I am also very happy to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire!"

Yu Wanran smiled, and casually picked up a Three-Character Classic on the shelf, "Since my husband agrees, let's start studying from this Three-Character Classic from today."

Outside the latrine, Liu Mu stepped on his fueled back and wanted to climb over the wall to get out, Bu San pinched his nose and said, "Master, why do you have to jump out near the latrine, it stinks."

Add vinegar and said, "Does it need to be said, of course I am afraid that the young lady will find out."

Liu Mu had just reached the top of the wall with one foot, and was still stepping on Tianyou's back with the other, when he suddenly heard a voice behind him saying, "Where is Mr. Xiang going?"

Liu Muxin was startled, and fell to the ground unsteadily on all fours.Standing up, he patted the dust off his body, and said with a smile, "What a coincidence, my lady, this is the servant's hut, why did my lady come here?"

Yu Wanran smiled and said, "I heard from Qiushuang that there was a noise here, and I was afraid it might be a thief, so I came here to take a look. I don't know what the gentleman is doing here."

"Ah... I also heard voices outside the wall, so I wanted to climb up to see if there was really a thief, but don't worry, lady, I have already checked, and there is no one there."

"Have you memorized Xianggong's book today?"

"Ah, I'm planning to catch that thief and go back to endorse. Since there are no thieves here, then I'll go back and endorse!" After finishing speaking, he obediently went back to the other courtyard with Yu Wanran.

Liu Mu was really bored, so he finally resorted to a golden cicada to get out of his shell.Let Jiajiu pretend that he was staying in the room and pretending to be asleep, while he ran out wearing the servant's clothes.

Liu Mu found Zhang Fu and Xia Tong, and they first went to the gambling house, and then went to Chunfeng Pavilion to drink.

A woman was sitting in Liu Mu's arms, pouring wine into Liu Mu continuously, "Young Master Liu hasn't come to our Spring Breeze Pavilion for a long time. When he came before, he was looking for Zi Yan, and he never looked at us. You are looking for our sisters to drink with you today. Aren't you afraid that Miss Ziyan will be unhappy?"

Liu Mu was already a little drunk at this time, and said with a smile, "Zi Yan and I are not in the relationship you think, those are just rumors from outsiders!"

The woman smiled and asked, "Then what is the relationship between Mr. Liu and Zi Yan?"

"It's just ordinary friends who can't be more ordinary!"

The woman kissed Liu Mu's face, "I wonder if I can be that kind of friend with Mr. Liu..."

Liu Mu laughed, and took out a silver ticket from his bosom and stuffed it into the woman's collar, "I want to be a better friend with you!" Liu Mu's words were unintentional, but these drunken words became the taunts of other girls in Spring Breeze Pavilion in the future. Zi Yan's gossip.

The woman leaned against Liu Mu's arms coquettishly, thinking that Liu Mu was interested in her, and later she even wanted to pull Liu Mu into the room to go to bed together.Zhang Fu knew that these brothel women like to tell tales the most, if something happened between Liu Mu and this woman, it would definitely be spread across the city the next day.Zhang Fusheng was afraid that Yu Wanran would punish Liumu severely after knowing this, so he stopped the woman in time, and sent Liumu back to Liufu together with Xia Tong.

The two supported Liu Mu back to the courtyard, Xia Tong whispered, "Boss, keep your voice down, don't let my sister-in-law find out."

It was too late and then too soon, at this time Yu Wanran had already walked out.Xia Tong whispered, "Oops, I forgot to wipe off that lip mark on the boss's face."

Liu Mu smelled of alcohol, closed his eyes and said, "That shrew! She won't let me drink flower wine, so I insist on drinking flower wine! And I want to get all the girls in Chunfeng Pavilion! Don't think I'm afraid of that shrew, I will deal with her severely sooner or later!"

Xia Tong said, "Sister-in-law, don't be angry with the boss! It was the girl who secretly kissed my boss while he was drunk, not my boss who took the initiative to provoke those girls."

Zhang Fu looked at Liu Mu sympathetically, and said hastily, "Sister-in-law, I will leave Liu Mu to you. Let's go back first." Zhang Fu was afraid that Xia Tong would say anything else, so he hurriedly dragged Xia Tong away.

Liu Mu put one arm on Yu Wanran's shoulder, still shouting in his mouth, "Drink another pot, I don't believe that shrew can really eat me!"

Yu Wanran pinched Liu Mu's waist angrily, Liu Mu slightly opened his eyes and looked at Yu Wanran, "Girl, are you new here?" After speaking, he took out a handful of banknotes from his bosom, and wanted to stuff them in Yu Wanran's clothes. The collar said, "This is a hush money. Don't let that shrew know that I'm here to drink."

In a fit of anger, Yu Wanran asked Qiushuang and Donglu to throw Liumu into the stable.

After a long time, I felt uneasy again, and when I came outside the stable, I saw Liu Mu lying on the straw, sleeping on all fours, still moaning.Seeing Liu Mu's stupid drunken state, Yu Wanran couldn't help but smile.Dong Lu said, "Miss, don't you feel sorry for my uncle? Why don't I go and ask for more oil and vinegar to come over and carry the young master back to the room?"

Yu Wanran said, "I don't feel sorry for him. You go back and bring a pair of quilts. I'm afraid that he will have to pay to see a doctor if he catches a cold."

Dong Lu smiled and said, "Sister Xiangyun's medical skills are many times better than those doctors in the medical clinics outside. The young master doesn't need to spend money to see a doctor."

Yu Wanran smiled and reproached, "Talky."

Liu Mu opened his eyes dazedly in the stable early in the morning, thinking for a moment that he had been kidnapped by robbers and robbers, and yelled for help in fright.

Add fuel to the panting and ran over, "Shao Shao Shao...Master, you...you you...you..."

Before the refueling was finished, the vinegar also followed, "Master, you are awake!"

"Add fuel and vinegar! Why are you here? Could it be that you were also kidnapped by robbers!".

Add vinegar and say, "Master, this is the stable in our house."

"The stables?" Liu Mu rubbed his eyes, looked around and saw that it was indeed the stables of the Liu Mansion, and then he felt relieved and asked, "Why would I sleep in the stables?"

"Young Mistress ordered it."

Liu Mu said, "Can't you guys carry me back to the room while she's not paying attention!"

Adding jealousy, he said embarrassingly, "We wanted to carry the young master to Sister Xiangyun, but the young mistress ordered us not to intervene. You know how powerful the young mistress is. How dare we go against the wishes of the young mistress."

Liu Mu angrily walked towards Yu Wanran's room, wanting to argue with her, "This shrew is getting more and more outrageous! Now she's even afraid of her embellishment and nonsense, because she can't help but watch her say a word. I sleep in the stables, don't care about me!"

Liu Mu came outside Yu Wanran's room, and suddenly heard Dong Lu in the room say, "Miss, your letter."

Yu Wanran glanced at the envelope and said, "Take it and burn it."

Qiu Shuang asked curiously, "Miss, who is this letter writer? There are six or seven letters here, but you haven't read any of them, and you asked me to burn them. I'll keep them all for you."

Dong Lu said, "Could it be Master Biao?"

Qiu Shuang said, "No, this person's surname is Feng, Feng Langqu...why don't I remember that Miss has a friend named Feng."

Feng Langqu?Liu Mu stared, unexpectedly, this little white face is still haunting my wife!

Qiu Shuang said, "Since Miss doesn't care about these letters, why don't I help you see what is written in the letter."

Dong Lu said, "Qiu Shuang, you are getting more and more unruly."

Seeing that Yu Wanran was not angry, Qiu Shuang opened one, and then opened and read the rest.

Dong Lu said, "Our young lady is married, but this person still writes such a letter. This Mr. Feng is really out of control."

Qiu Shuang said, "I think this person is quite good. You can tell from the writing that this person has read a lot of poetry and books, and he is infatuated with our lady. I don't know how many times better than that scoundrel. Before the lady got married, didn't she always Do you want to find a well-educated person to be your husband?"

Liu Mu cursed inwardly, is it great to have read a few broken books? This little boy actually sent a letter all the way to my house to hook up with my wife!

Dong Lu put away all the letters on the table, "You, your words are getting more and more irrelevant." Dong Lu said as she walked out, intending to burn all those letters.

Liu Mu was in a daze, and didn't notice that Dong Lu was about to come out. Dong Lu opened the door and was startled by Liu Mu at the door. At this moment, Liu Mu was exhausted, probably because he didn't sleep well last night, and there were bloodshot eyes in his hair. Messy, with a few straws stuck to clothes and hair.Liu Mu glanced at Dong Lu's hand, Dong Lu hurriedly carried the letter behind her back. "Grandpa... are you here to find my lady?"

"Yes, something is up! I'm here to settle accounts with your shrew lady!" After speaking, she strode into Yu Wanran's room, "Shreme! Why did you throw me into the stable last night!"

Yu Wanran said, "What does Mr. Xiang think?"

Liu Mu snorted disdainfully, "How do I know what you shrew think?"

"Then, do you still remember what you did last night? I would like to ask where you went when you left the mansion yesterday."

"I... I just went to drink some wine with Zhang Fuxiatong. You just don't let me gamble, don't let me call myself Lao Tzu, and you didn't say you wouldn't let me drink."

Yu Wanran smiled, "Is it as simple as just drinking?"

"Ah... of course!" Liu Mu's tone was a little guilty.

Yu Wanran said coldly, "If Mr. Xiang really thinks he is right, then go back to the room and look in the mirror."

Liu Mu said straightforwardly, "I haven't done anything wrong, why do I have to go back to my room and look in the mirror again, I dare to look in the mirror in your room too!" There were still remaining lip marks, and he was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.

Yu Wanran said, "Do you still think you are right? Have you forgotten what you promised me before?"

Yu Wanran stood up, Liu Mu thought that the other party was trying to harm her, and knelt down on the ground with a thump in fright, "Excuse me, woman! I will never go to drink flower wine again! I will accept the punishment and just kneel down, don't do anything!"

Yu Wanran smiled and said, "Forget it, I'm in a good mood today, and since it's your first offense, I'll let you off this time first."

Liu Mu ran out in a hurry as if he had received an amnesty.

Qiu Shuang said, "Miss really has a way to manage this scoundrel submissively. If I were Miss, I would have to make him kneel for a day and a night."

Dong Lu laughed and said, "Young Master slept in the stable overnight, Miss must love Young Master, how could she have the heart to make him kneel again."

When Liu Mu returned to the room, he thought to himself, this shrew didn't bother me, and said she was in a good mood... Liu Mu's face changed, could it be because he received a letter from that rotten maggot!Willow soaked her face in the washbasin angrily, stood up again for a long time, and wiped her face indiscriminately, "Little white face, I don't believe I can't compare to you!" After finishing speaking, he shouted, "Sister Xiangyun, prepare water, I Take a bath!"

After bathing, Liu Mu put on a white dress, Xiangyun stood behind her and combed Liu Mu's hair, and said, "You don't hate white clothes the most."

"It's just that I haven't worn white for a long time, so I want to take it out and wear it."

Liu Mu got up and picked up the bronze mirror to take a picture, and asked Xiang Yun, "Does it look good?"

Xiangyun straightened Liu Mu's clothes, and said with a smile, "My young master looks like Pan An, so of course he looks good."

Liu Mu stroked his hair narcissistically, and said to himself, "Isn't it amazing to have read a book! Isn't it amazing to be handsome! Isn't it amazing to wear white clothes! Hmph!" After speaking, he strode out.

Liu Mu brought the four of them to the study in the city. The owner of the study hurriedly greeted Liu Mu when he saw that it was Liu Mu, "Did Mr. Liu come to buy books?"

"Bring me all the good books in your store!"

The shopkeeper said with a smile, "Young Master Liu came at the right time. A new batch of good books just arrived yesterday, and the small ones will be brought out for Young Master Liu right away." After speaking, he hurriedly ran under the counter and came back with a stack of books in his hands. He said mysteriously, "Young Master Liu, this is a new product from the capital, all drawn by famous painters, you will definitely like it after seeing it!"

Liu Mu opened it and saw that the book was full of spring and palace pictures, Liu Mu said, "You bastard! What I want is the kind of sage books in the academy, not these messy ones."

After a while, the four of them each held a stack of books in their hands, and Liu Mu threw money to the shopkeeper of the study, and then looked at the spring and palace pictures on the table, and each of the four of them took a book in their arms. , "Don't say I'm stingy, you four have one book each!"

With a jealous smile, "Thank you, young master!"

Bu Si hurriedly said, "Master said: Don't look at injustice. How can the young master buy such immoral things?"

Add vinegar and say, "Just don't give it to me!"

When everyone returned home, as soon as Bu Si put the book in the Liumu study, he hurriedly took out the spring and palace map in his arms and threw it to Jiajiu, still chanting 'see no evil'.

Adding jealousy put away Bu Si's book, and said with a smile, "I know the young master is afraid that the young mistress will find out, so I dare not leave these books in the room. Don't worry, young master, I will take good care of these books for you!"

Liu Mu kicked Jiajiu's ass, "Bastard! I want to study hard, who said I want to read these things. I bought it to reward you." After speaking, he picked up a book, but the above I don't know most of the characters.

Bu Si said, "If the young master wants to study, I can be the young master's book boy."

Liu Mu smiled and said, "Don't say you are a book boy, I'm afraid you can be my wife."

Yu Wanran walked in and said, "Why did Mr. Xiang buy so many books?"

Bu Si smiled and said, "I don't know why, the young master clamored to read sage books early in the morning."

Seeing Yu Wanran coming, Jiajia hurriedly blinked at Liu Mu, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, young master, I will definitely keep the book well." After speaking, he hurriedly ran out to go back to the room to enjoy the book "Spring and Palace".

Yu Wanran asked, "What book is he talking about?"

Liu Mu said, "Oh, he said that there are too many books in my room, and he is afraid of getting damp or being bitten by insects, so he has to take care of my study every day and keep these books well."

Yu Wanran looked at Liu Mu's white clothes thoughtfully, and said with a smile, "Why does Mr. Xiang suddenly want to study?"

"I..." Liu Mu said guiltily, "I don't want to annoy my father anymore, so I have to study hard, can't I!" I cursed in my heart, sooner or later, I will become some kind of well-educated and well-educated woman, so that you shrew will look at you with admiration!

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