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Liu Mu was bored at home, so he asked him to add oil and vinegar and play tricks to fight crickets with him.

"Bite, bite! Kill it!" The five shouted loudly.

Adding jealousy and shouting, "It took me a lot of effort to catch this cricket. After so many months at home, I finally waited for the young master to come back and compete with your iron general."

Liu Mu said, "I, General Tie, was famous in Jinling for being invincible all over the world. If you can win, I will accompany you for ten taels of silver!"

Bu San stared, "Ten taels of silver! It's more than a year's wages!"

Liu Mu smiled and said, "If you win with vinegar, I will give you ten taels of silver each!"

As soon as they heard that each person was ten taels of silver, these people shouted even more cheerfully. Suddenly, a stone fell from the sky and landed on General Tie with a bang, and the lively Tie General suddenly became a cricket cake.Liu Mu's eyes were fixed, with a heartbroken look, he picked up the cricket cake and shouted, "Who is it? Who plotted against Lao Tzu's Iron General!"

Add vinegar and push Liu Mu, "Master..."

Liu Mu looked back, and Yu Wanran was looking at him arrogantly.Liu Mu picked up the cricket's body and walked over angrily, "Shrex! Did you kill my Iron General!"

"Yes, it's me."

Liu Mu yelled, "Vixen, why did you assassinate my Iron General!"

Yu Wanran said indifferently, "The sound of the cricket was too loud, so I beat it to death."

"Vixen! If you think it's noisy, you can plug your ears! It's too much, a cricket of 30 taels of silver, if you say you kill it, you will kill it!"

Bu Si gave Liu Mu a hand, "Young master, forget it. A man, why bother fighting with his wife for a cricket."

Liu Mu rolled up his sleeves, "This shrew is really deceiving people too much. I killed my black general at the beginning, and now I have killed my iron general. If I don't avenge the two of them today, I will feel sorry for the ancestors of the Liu family. , you don’t know what ‘three livers and five intestines’ are!” I thought, I often hear them say ‘three livers and five intestines’, but I don’t know which three livers and five intestines.Pork liver, beef liver, sheep liver, pig intestines, beef intestines, sheep intestines, duck intestines...chicken intestines?Can chicken intestines be eaten?

Bu Si said, "Master, it's the three cardinal principles and five constant principles, not the liver and intestines to eat."

Add vinegar and slap Busi on the head, "Don't talk about those useless things, the young master will do whatever he says!"

Liu Mu held Cricket's body and said, "Shrex, if you pour tea to me now and admit your mistake, I won't bother with you if you have a lot of people."

Add fuel and say, "Shao Shao Shao...Master...This...This matter...Just...Forget it...Forget it..."

"Forget it? You guys have been with me for so many years, don't you just watch me being bullied by this shrew! Have you ever seen a husband so miserably bullied by his wife?"

Bu San said, "Master, there is no one between husband and wife who doesn't quarrel or quarrel, so don't worry about it with Young Mistress."

Bu Si said, "I think what the young master said makes sense. The three guides are that the ruler guides his subjects, the father guides his son, and the husband guides his wife. It is indeed too much for the young lady to treat the young master too much. According to the ancient teachings of the sages, this is completely wrong. Makes sense..."

Before Bu Si could finish speaking, Jia Jiu was so frightened that he quickly covered Bu Si's mouth, "Young Mistress, you and the young master will chat first, and we won't bother you." After finishing speaking, several people pulled Bu Si and walked out.Jiajiu said in a low voice, "I think you've spoiled your brain by reading books, you don't know how to live or die..." Before Jiajiu finished speaking, Yu Wanran suddenly said, "Wait!"

Several people screamed that it was not good, thinking that Yu Wanran was trying to embarrass them.I only heard Yu Wanran say, "Add jealousy, your crickets haven't been taken away yet."

Adding jealousy and tremblingly said, "Since the young mistress thinks the cricket is too noisy, let's get rid of it too." After finishing speaking, he slapped his own cricket to death, "Young mistress, we have nothing else to do first. gone."

Yu Wanran said calmly, "I haven't finished yet."

"Yes, young mistress, what else do you want?"

Yu Wanran said, "Eldest Young Master's cricket dies first, then it's a win with jealousy. Eldest Young Master should pay each of you ten taels of silver."

Bu San's eyes lit up, "Young Mistress seriously?"

The other three were so frightened that they hurriedly gave Bu San a hand, "Don't kill you, you are still thinking about money at this moment."

Yu Wanran said, "The dignified young master of the Liu family, how could he owe you money. Isn't that right, Mr. Xianggong?"

Liu Mu snorted disdainfully, "You stoned General Tie to death, and you have to pay for the money! I'm not in the mood to play with you like this."

Yu Wanran sat on the stone bench, took a sip of the tea that Dong Lu handed over leisurely, and said, "If you don't give it, I won't give it. At worst, I will pay for the money. Dong Lu, go back and get 40 taels of silver, and share it with oil and vinegar. Not four."

Liu Mu snorted proudly.

Yu Wanran smiled and said, "Master, I heard my father said this morning that he wants to open a few more shops in the south of the city, but I haven't decided which ones I want. How about I tell my father that I will consider buying the silk and satin shop?"

The shrew!I actually forgot that you still have the handle!Liu Mu changed his expression from gritted teeth to a mean smile in a second, "I don't understand business matters. But the money in this gambling game is absolutely not owed." After speaking, he hurriedly took out a bank note, "This is 50 taels of silver, you four should take it and share it." Then he asked to add fuel and vinegar to take away the body of the iron general, and said, "My lady taught me that it is useless to keep these playful things. And it sounds so ugly, it affects the lady's rest. After a while, I also threw away the other few crickets."

Because Liu Mu has a handle in Yu Wanran's hands, these days she is under Yu Wanran's control everywhere at home, but she still has to pretend to be very happy.In order to escape from the clutches, Liu Mu had to go to the pawnshop early to learn from the shopkeeper.

It was rare that without Yu Wanran's restraint, Liu Mu ran to Chunfeng Pavilion after the pawnshop closed.Zhang Fu and Xia Tong have already set up a banquet in Chunfeng Pavilion.

"Si Zhu, where's your miss!" Seeing Si Zhu, Liu Mu hurried forward to ask about Zi Yan's situation.

Si Zhu said with a grim expression, "Yo, Mr. Liu is really busy. He is busy serving Mrs. Liu all day long, yet he still has time to remember my young lady."

"Si Zhu, listen to my explanation. Actually, I saw your young lady on the street that day..."

Si Zhu interrupted each other, "Is there anything to explain, does your matter have something to do with our lady? Our lady is resting right now, don't bother my lady."

Si Zhu returned to Zi Yan's room, "Miss, that scoundrel is here."

"Willow?" Zi Yan's appearance is still the same, but there seems to be a trace of sadness on her face, "Come here, come, what does it have to do with me."

Si Zhu sighed, "Although I was a little cowardly because I didn't dare to talk to you on the street that day, but you have been thinking about this scoundrel for a year, I'm afraid you won't feel better if you don't see him today."

"Boss, you have been here for a year, how does the brothel over Huguo Temple compare with ours?"

Liu Mu smiled and said, "Don't mention it, I'm about to become a monk, and I can only be locked up in a monastery on weekdays, so how can I go to a brothel? By the way, why didn't I see Xu Gong?"

"Xu Gong!" Xia Tong slapped the table hard, "That kid..."

Zhang Fu hastily stopped Xia Tong, and said, "Liu Mu is now released after serving his sentence, we should have a good drink first to celebrate."

"Everyone, I'm late." Xu Gong had already walked in while speaking.

When Xia Tong saw Xu Gong, his eyes widened, "Xu Gong, you bastard..."

Zhang Fu hurriedly interrupted Xia Tong, pretending to be joking, "Why did you come here, you bastard."

Xu Gong smiled unnaturally, "Ah, I was delayed for a while just now." He said and put a brocade box on the table, "This is a high-quality jade Ruyi, I give it to Liu Mu, I wish you good luck from now on. All the best."

Liu Mu looked at Ruyi in the box, and said with a smile, "This thing is a waste of your money. Why are we brothers so polite?"

Xu Gong said, "Now that my good brother is finally back, I naturally want to send some auspicious things for good luck."

Xia Tong said disdainfully, "You are also worthy of saying 'brother'." Seeing this, Zhang Fu hurriedly kicked Xia Tong.

Xu Gong glanced at Liu Mu in a panic, and saw that Liu Mu didn't respond, and said, "You've been away for a year, so it's okay in Huguo Temple."

Liu Mu said, "What's the matter, without you brothers, don't mention how boring it is. You can't drink alcohol, you can't eat meat, and there are only monks and scholars around you. You have to study the Four Books and Five Classics every day. It makes my head grow big!"

During the dinner, Xia Tong was always angry and wanted to speak again and again, but was suppressed by Zhang Fu.

Liu Mu said, "What happened to Xia Tong today, do you have something to say?"

Xia Tong said loudly, "Of course I have something to say..."

Zhang Fu hurriedly said, "If you have anything to say, why don't we talk about it after the four of us have had a drink."

"Who is brother to that kid! What I, Xia Tong, despise the most is..."

Zhang Fu hurriedly covered Xia Tong's mouth, "You can't talk about it tomorrow."

Xia Tong pushed Zhang Fu's hand away, stood up and shouted, "You didn't let me tell you when the boss left last year, and you don't let me tell now, how long are you going to keep me from it! Could it be that you want the boss to grow up?" A tortoise without green fur will fail!"

Liu Mu couldn't understand what he heard, "What are you guys hiding from me?" He thought to himself that the green-haired tortoise is being cuckolded, and that bitch Hong Xing is cheating on her!

Xu Gong finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and said, "Don't hide it! Liu Mu, I'm sorry for you, I shouldn't have any unreasonable thoughts about your woman!"

Liu Mu was taken aback, did Xu Gong like Yu Wanran?

Xia Tong said, "It's not just an unreasonable idea of ​​yours..."

Xu Gong hurriedly said, "That's right, I'm the one who's sorry for Liu Mu! Even if Liu Mu takes my life, I won't frown."

Willow asked, "What's going on?"

Xu Gong said, "Actually, I have always admired Ziyan these years. Before you had a relationship with Ziyan, I naturally couldn't interfere in it, but now you are married and have little contact with Ziyan. Master Liu is grounded, so I will pursue Miss Ziyan behind your back."

After hearing this, Liu Mu felt a fire in his heart for some reason, but he couldn't get angry, and asked, "And then."

Xu Gong hurriedly said, "But don't worry, Zi Yan rejected me, because she only has you in her heart, and nothing happened between us."

Xia Tong snorted, and looked at Xu Gong viciously, and wanted to say something, but was stopped by Zhang Fu shaking his head.

Liu Mu smiled, "I've heard a saying, 'everyone has a love for beauty', a beauty like Zi Yan is afraid that a man will fall in love when he sees it. So Xu Gong, I can understand that you love Zi Yan. If you and Zi Yan are happy to tie the knot, then I should congratulate you. Now that this matter is over, please don’t mention it again. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. I heard that clothes are casual Throw it away, but I’ve never seen hands and feet cut off casually. After all, we are still good brothers, and a woman is not enough to hurt the feelings between us brothers.” Liu Mu said it easily, smiling on his face, but he held it with both hands. The clenched fist never let go.

Zi Yan was full of anticipation and wanted to see Liu Mu, but when she walked outside the door, she happened to hear the words just now, and her heart was sore, she didn't expect that in your heart, I was just a piece of clothing that could be discarded at will.

Seeing Zhang Fu repeatedly stopping Xia Tong from speaking, Liu Mu knew that things were definitely not as simple as Xu Gong said.So he pretended to be drunk, got on the sedan chair and pretended to leave, then got off the sedan chair at the corner, and followed Zhang Fu and Xia Tong secretly.

Xia Tong said, "Xu Gong is sorry for my boss, that is, he is sorry for me. It is said that brothers are like siblings, but if there is such a brother, then I might as well chop off my hands."

Zhang Fu said, "Xu Gong did go too far. We just need to understand it in our hearts, but we must not let Liu Mu know about it. Liu Mu has such a temper that he never considers the consequences when he does things. The incident with Zhou Dahai last year almost let him down." It would be bad for Liu Mu to go to the big prison if he caused other troubles. With Liu Mu’s temper, if he knew about this, he would have to kill Xu Gong! That’s not a matter of going to jail, but killing people will pay for their lives Yes, do you want your boss to die!"

"But that kid almost gave Zi Yan away by drinking some wine. It is said that killing his father and taking his wife's hatred, a man can't bear this kind of shame. But the boss still kept the bastard in the dark Being brothers. Thanks to the two of us arriving in time that night, otherwise...or else I don't even know how to face the boss!"

"What did that bastard do to Zi Yan!" Liu Mu shouted from behind.

"Liu Mu, why are you here?" Zhang Fu looked at Liu Mu in embarrassment.

"Let me ask you, what did Xu Gong do to Ziyan!"

After hearing what Zhang Fu said just now, Xia Tong was also afraid that Liu Mu would kill Xu Gong in a fit of anger, so he hurriedly said, "Boss, calm down and listen to me to tell you slowly. It's like this. At first Xia Tong just I pursued Miss Ziyan, but I was rejected many times by Miss Ziyan. Then, just a few days before you left Jinling, one day Xu Gong drank some wine..."

a year ago.

Xu Gong staggered into Ziyan's room with the jug in hand, "Ziyan, I really like you. If you marry me, I promise to divorce all the wives at home."

"I've already said, I won't marry you, Mr. Xu, please go back."

Xu Gong grabbed Zi Yan's hand, "I can't compare to Liu Mu, why can't he get close to you, but I can't! That kid is now at home with his wife, and he has already forgotten about you."

Zi Yan pushed Xu Gong away, "Master Xu respects himself!"

"Bah, a slut who came from a brothel, actually pretended to be noble to me. The number one oiran, to put it bluntly, is not a prostitute. If you can marry into our Xu family, it will be a blessing that you have cultivated for several lifetimes! "After finishing speaking, he wanted to go forward to pull Ziyan.

When Si Zhu entered the room, he happened to see Xu Gong belittling his young lady, so he raised the copper basin in his hand and threw it at Xu Gong. Xu Gong pushed Si Zhu far away.Si Zhu knew that she and Zi Yan were both weak women, and they were not Xu Gong's opponents at all, so she had to run outside to ask for help.

Seeing Si Zhu leave, Xu Gong smiled and said, "It's still you, a little girl who knows how to play." After speaking, he locked the door from the inside.

Si Zhu ran outside the house just in time to see Zhang Fu and Xia Tong coming up, and hurriedly grabbed them both, crying, "Hurry up, save my lady."

"What's the matter, speak slowly."

"That Mr. Xu wants to fuck our young lady!"

"Mother!" Xia Tong cursed loudly, and hurriedly ran to Zi Yan's room.

In the room, Xu Gong was still tearing Zi Yan's clothes, "After tonight, you, the No. Here is a prostitute who can do her best."

Zi Yan slapped Xu Gong on the face, "Bastard! Aren't you afraid that Liu Mu will know about this!"

"Bitch! How dare you hit me!" Xu Gong raised his hand and slapped Zi Yan, "To tell you the truth, Liu Mu is with his wife all day now, and has no time to care about you, a brothel woman. You are in his In the eyes of Mr. Liu, he is just a disposable plaything. Do you really think Liu Mu will like you?"

Seeing that the door of the room was locked outside, Xia Tong kicked hard twice, but even missed one of them.

Xu Gong was taken aback, "Xia, Xia Tong... why are you here!"

Xia Tong walked over, picked up Xu Gong, and punched Xu Gong in the face, and Xu Gong was knocked down to the ground.Zhang Fu, who has always been prudent in his work, became anxious when he saw this scene. Seeing that Xu Gong was about to stand up, Zhang Fu walked over and kicked Xu Gong to the ground.

The two punched and kicked Xu Gong, Xia Tong spat on Xu Gong's face, "Bastard! You actually did such a thing that is inferior to a beast!"

Zhang Fu said, "Xu Gong, in vain we have always regarded you as a brother. Since you know the relationship between Liu Mu and Zi Yan, why did you do such a thing again?"

Xu Gong knelt on the ground and said, "I beg you, for the sake of our brothers, please don't tell Liu Mu about this!"

Xia Tong said, "Even if the boss can spare you, I will not let you go today!"

After speaking, he pulled up Xu Gong's collar, and punched Xu Gong's face a few times. Xu Gong's face turned blue, purple, and swollen after a while.

Zhang Fu was afraid that things would become serious, so he only said, "If you dare to harass Miss Ziyan in the future, then don't blame us for disregarding the brotherhood of the past! Get out!"

Xu Gong was so frightened that he hurriedly scrambled and ran out.

Xia Tong said to Ziyan, "Miss Ziyan, don't worry, I'll go to the boss's mansion and tell him about it!"

Zi Yan said, "Forget it, don't tell Liu Mu about this. She just got into big trouble a few days ago, so don't let her get into trouble again."

Xia Tong told Liu Mu what happened that day. "Boss, that's probably the way it is. At the beginning, Zi Yan was afraid that you would act recklessly, so she didn't let us tell you."

"Liu Mu, what happened to Zhou Dahai last year almost sent the rest of us into jail. Now that this matter has subsided, please don't cause any more trouble."

Liu Mu got up and said, "This kind of thing that is not as good as a beast, if it is you, can you bear it?"

Zhang Fu said, "I know that his woman is molested by others, as long as he is a man, he can't bear it. But teaching Xu Gong doesn't necessarily have to kill him, maybe there is a better way."

Liu Mu glanced at the brocade box in his hand, stood up and said, "I will personally return this Yu Ruyi to Xu Gong. Well, it's getting late, let's all go home."

Xia Tong and Zhang Fu followed behind Liu Mu, Xia Tong whispered, "What are we following the boss for?"

"It's not that you don't know Liu Mu's temper. It would have been better if he was furious at the time, but he was too calm just now, then it must be a bad thing. We have to watch closely, don't let him rush to Xu's house halfway to give Xu Gong killed."

The two didn't leave in peace until they saw Liu Mu entering the house.

Liu Mu returned home with red eyes, and Master Liu smelled the alcohol smell all over Liu Mu's body, "I came back so late, did you go drinking again?"

"Father, I haven't slept so late." Liu Mu said respectfully, "Zhang Fu and the others greeted me, and my son went to drink some wine."

The second lady turned her waist and walked over and said, "Oh, the smell of wine and rouge all over your body, could it be that you went to look for your little friend Zi Yan again?"

Liu Mu suddenly raised his head to look at the second lady, "Second lady, do you have something to tell me?"

That look made the second lady shudder, and the second lady took a step back unconsciously, "I..." The second lady calmed down, "What can I say?" She wondered why this kid was drunk Woolen cloth.

Liu Mu said coldly, "It would be best if you don't have one." The look in his eyes made the second lady shudder.Liu Mu respectfully said to Mr. Liu, "Father rests early, and the child will go back first."