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On the evening of the Lantern Festival, everyone went to the town to enjoy the lantern festival.

In addition to guessing lantern riddles at the lantern festival, the students in the academy seem to prefer pairs.Most of the pairs are written by passers-by, and others will write the second couplet.There are also many people who only left the upper line and left, and they didn't care who was against the second line.

I saw a well-dressed young man smiling and writing, "Purple swallows and yellow warblers, looking for a mate among the green willows." '

The other smiled and said, "Brother Gao, your pair is too simple." After finishing speaking, he took up his pen and wrote, "Bee and Butterfly, I'm looking for acquaintances in Team Yaotao."

The young master said with a smile, "Sure enough, you're right. Let's go to the Xuanchun Pavilion. I'll invite you for today's flower wine."

Feng Langqu said, "It's really a downturn in the world, and this kind of rhetoric is actually able to get on the stage."

Wen Siren said eccentrically, "What's all the fuss about? If a rascal like Liu Mu can go to Huguo Temple Academy to study, then it's not surprising that this kind of pair that is considered to be neat is put on the table."

Zeng Qing asked Liu Mu, "Could it be that the 'Xianchun Pavilion' that the person mentioned just now is a place to drink flower wine?"

Liu Mu nodded, "You can't make a mistake when you hear the name." Then he whispered, "When the fish scales are not paying attention, the two of us will sneak out, and then I will take you to see what flower wine is."

A scholar who looked like a scholar, smiled at the woman beside him, and wrote, "Small farewell to thousands of years, poor lovesickness thousands of miles away, there is a book sent to me in March." '

The woman beside said, "It's not that I won't come back. Why do you write such a sad couplet after the New Year's Eve. Everyone wants to write something joyful. Who will treat your sad couplet."

Feng Langqu looked up at Yu Wanran, smiled bitterly, walked over and said, "Then let me deal with this brother's pair." He wrote, "The rest of my life is like one day, remembering two years of wind and rain, where will I meet you again in this life." '

The scholar said, "Brother is so right, there must be a girl I miss in my heart."

Feng Langqu didn't answer any more, just smiled and looked at Yu Wanran again.

Yu Wanran did not respond to Feng Langqu's gaze, but turned around and saw a person who wrote, "Penglai is a real illusion, where immortals come and go for decades, and clouds, cars, wind and horses are all nothingness." '

Yu Wanran wrote, "Peaches and plums are empty flowers, thousands of days of written marriage, what is the truth of joy, anger, sorrow and resentment?" '

Seeing Yu Wanran's correct second line, Zeng Qing said, "It's really strange, how could Brother Yu write such a second line."

Liu Mu asked, "What did she write?"

Zeng Qing read both the upper and lower couplets to Liu Mu, Liu Mu thought for a while, and murmured, "Marriage in thousands of days... joy, anger, sorrow and joy..." I thought, that shrew must be blaming me for marrying her, sighing My marriage is unfortunate!You didn't marry well, and I didn't marry an ancestor unwillingly, too!

Feng Langqu said, "Brother Yu's second couplet looks like it was made by a sad girl."

Yu Wanran said, "I just suddenly remembered the situation of a woman in my hometown, and I couldn't help but feel it."

Zeng Qing bowed his head and saw a couplet, "The blue lantern and the yellow scroll have ten years of heart, looking back on the old tour, the bright moon is easy to find the butterfly dream." '

Zeng Qing wrote casually, "Three generations of white-haired and beautiful women cried, saddened by this farewell, and the remnant soul should be transformed into the cuckoo's cry." '

Han Ce said, "Everyone is showing their skills, so let me join in the fun."

After finishing speaking, I looked at the upper couplet on the side, "My peers sighed together, thinking about the old rain, and the tower was empty early if the crane could not come." '

He wrote, "The creation is always eccentric, angry and melancholy, and the talents die before they are finished." '

Zeng Qing looked at the couplets written by several people, and couldn't help frowning, thinking, how could they write so pessimistically on such a happy day.

Liu Mu bought a bunch of candied haws and handed them to Zeng Qing, and suddenly heard a few men say, "Let's look for it again, I heard that I saw a young lady in a nearby town."

Zeng Qingchao glanced at the people who were talking, and was startled, and hurriedly lowered his head, "Brother Liu, there are too many people here, let's go look elsewhere."

"Okay, look, there seems to be a fireball thrower over there."

Yu Wanran happened to hear what those people said, so she looked thoughtfully at Zeng Qing, then at the men who were walking in a hurry, and immediately understood that those people came for Zeng Qing.

Liu Mu dragged Zeng Qing into the crowd, and saw a man naked, with Fanbang's pattern painted on his face, throwing a few fireballs in his hands, and suddenly a string of flames spewed out from his mouth, Zeng Qing shouted "Okay." !” After shouting, he threw the copper plate over.

Zeng Qing turned his head, saw a man by accident, and secretly shouted that it was not good, it seems that the few people who came to this town were not the only ones just now, wouldn't it be that they would find out if things went on like this.

A man said, "There are so many people here, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack, how could I find a lady here by such a coincidence."

"I heard that the Lantern Festival in this town is the most lively for hundreds of miles nearby. Our lady always likes to join in the fun, maybe it's nearby."

The other yawned, "I'd better ask the Buddha to bless you and find the young lady quickly. I don't know how to deal with the master when I go back. The young lady is the master's heart. If something goes wrong, be careful of our lives."

Liu Mu was still applauding, but turned his head and was startled by the big painted face behind him, "Zeng..." Before Liu Mu could say Qing, Zeng Qing hurriedly said, "I think this mask is pretty, so I put it on. There's nothing interesting here, brother Liu, let's go over there and have a look." After speaking, he pulled Liu Mu to the opposite direction.

I saw a wooden frame more than two feet high, and on the top was a big red flower made of red silk, just like the one that Liu Mu wore on his chest when he got married.

Liu Mu said, "What is that wooden frame for?"

Han Ce said, "This is also a local custom. On the night of the Lantern Festival, grab a lucky head. There is also a pen hidden in the red flower. If a man snatches it, it means that the imperial examination will be high in the future. If a woman gets it, it means that she will be with her beloved Let's fly together."

Zeng Qing said, "But it's so high, wouldn't it be dangerous for everyone to climb up together?"

Han Ce laughed and said, "This will show the man's heroism. Liu Mu, let's go and play with them too."

Zeng Qing didn't want Liu Mu and Han Ce to join in the fun, but before he could open his mouth, Liu Mu was pulled over by Han Ce.

A gong sounded, and dozens of men around climbed towards the wooden frame together.Everyone resorted to various tricks to suppress others.Although Liu Mu didn't have much kung fu, he could be considered agile, and even climbed to the top of the list by swaying from side to side.Han Ce kicked off a person who was pulling his leg, jumped up, grabbed the bamboo pole, lowered his head and said to Liu Mu, "Brother, are you good at it?"

Suddenly one person took out a porcelain bottle from his arms, and poured the liquid in the bottle onto the bamboo pole that Liu Mu was holding, a scent wafted, and Liu Mu was startled, "Sesame oil!" Then he cursed, "Bastard, you are cheating! "Liu Mu's hands slipped, the center moved back, and fell backwards.

Seeing this, Zeng Qing didn't care too much, threw down the mask on his face, and used a move of ladder cloud, stepped on a bamboo pole to connect several layers, caught the willow wood and landed safely.

Suddenly a man shouted, "Look, there!" The others saw Zeng Qing and hurried over.

Zeng Qing yelled that it was not good, pulled Liu Mu and ran away.

Seeing that Liu Mu and Zeng Qing were in trouble, Han Ce hurriedly jumped off the wooden frame, trying to defend them from the pursuers, but they were outnumbered.

Liu Mu shouted while running, "Who are those people, why did they arrest you?" He also smelled the smell of sesame oil on his hands from time to time, and shook his hands with disgust on his face.

"They are...not good people anyway! It's important to escape first, and I'll explain to you later."

But there were too many people around, and they brought willows with them, so they couldn't use Chengfeng Jue to escape, and they didn't dare to use Qinggong to fly into the air, for fear that it would reveal their whereabouts.But the people behind are still chasing after him.

After Liu Mu and others made such a fuss, the Lantern Festival, which was originally orderly, suddenly became chaotic.Seeing that the group of people still had weapons in their hands, the common people thought it was a scene of the enemy chasing and killing them, and most of them scattered and ran for their lives in fright.

Feng Langqu also thought that someone was going to chase and kill Liu Mu, and was afraid of getting Yu Wanran involved, so he hurriedly blocked Yu Wanran behind him. Wen Siren said, "I don't know what kind of enemy Liu Mu has provoked, but he even chased him here. It seems that those people are not very kind, presumably It must have caused trouble in places like gambling houses and brothels."

Feng Langqu only comforted Yu Wanran and said, "Brother Yu, you don't have to be afraid, I will protect you." Although he pretended to be a hero, he was very scared in his heart.

Yu Wanran saw that Zeng Qing couldn't get away for a while, so she grabbed a handful of peanuts from the booth beside her in a hurry, and beat them out without a trace, hitting the legs of those people, and saw those men kneeling on the floor one after another. On the ground, never stood up again.Liu Mu and Zeng Qing were able to escape.

"I can't move my legs."

"It seems that someone hit me with a hidden weapon!"

One of them knelt down on one knee, pulled out a knife and shouted, "Who is plotting against me? Ming people don't do secret things. If you have the guts, come out and fight against your brothers!"

The other held down the handle of the man's knife, pointed his eyes at the peanuts on the ground, and said in a low voice, "Don't say anything, it seems that you have encountered a master, and used peanuts to touch the acupuncture points on our legs. Fortunately, the acupuncture points are not deep. It will untie it by itself in less than an hour, probably that person just wants the young lady to get away."

Liu Mu thought that those people were going to hunt down Zeng Qing, and was so frightened that he tried his best to feed him. He gritted his teeth and did not dare to let go, for fear of accidentally becoming the victim of the sword.Seeing that there were fewer people around, Zeng Qing resorted to Chengfeng Jue and led Liu Mu all the way back to Huguo Temple.

Liu Mu returned to the room and sat down on the ground with his ass slumped, his legs were still shaking, and he said out of breath, "Who are those people? They all hold knives, and they look more fierce than the four heavenly kings in the Daxiong Palace. Could it be yours?" The enemy wants to kill you?"

Zeng Qing hurriedly poured a cup of tea to scare Liu Mu, and said, "It's actually like this. I passed a town on the way to Huguo Temple. There was a bully in the town who oppressed the people and even robbed the people's daughters, because I taught him a lesson. So I made a feud, so the bully sent his men to arrest me everywhere, trying to get revenge on me."

Liu Mu didn't doubt it, and said, "I didn't expect that bully to be so persistent. You have been in the academy for so long, and he still hasn't calmed down. I think you should not go down the mountain easily. They saw you just now, and they will definitely investigate everywhere. You should hide in the temple honestly first, I guess they will not think that you are in Huguo Temple. Sure enough, the 36 tricks are the best strategy. It is not enough to fight the enemy head-on in times of crisis, and you must know how to use one. Escape Kung Fu. Zeng Qing, teach me the Kung Fu of running fast!"

Ever since Liu Mu said that he wanted to learn lightness kung fu, Zeng Qing took some time every day to teach Liu Mu how to practice inner kung fu.

Liu Mu followed the method Zeng Qing said, with luck in his stomach, and then imagined that he would transport the luck to his feet.But imagination is imagination after all, and I tried many times, but I still don't have the feeling of being windy with one step as Zeng Qing said.Not to mention the feeling of the wind under one's feet, the swallows have returned to their nests now, but Liu Mu hasn't even felt the most basic breath of air in his dantian.

Zeng Qing said, "If you get this feeling right, your soles will feel warm, and you will feel like a boat floating on the water, as if you are stepping on something soft, but you are actually flying in the air."

Liu Mu tried several times, but still made no progress, and squatted on the ground dejectedly. "After practicing for so long, I still haven't made any progress. I really am a prodigal son who has achieved nothing. I can't bear the hardships of learning those boxing skills, and I hate reading. Now I can't even learn the skills of escaping."

Zeng Qing also squatted down, wiped the sweat from Liu Mu's forehead, and said comfortingly, "Brother Liu, learning Kung Fu doesn't happen overnight. It took me eight years to learn this. Besides, a rich family like you My young master, you must have followed many entourages and thugs when you went out, if you really encountered danger, wouldn't all the people under you solve it for you."

"But if they're not by my side, like now, if the two of us have a dispute, I'm afraid I'm not your opponent."

Zeng Qing smiled and said, "I just learned a little lightness kung fu. As for other kung fu on fists, feet and swords, my master has never taught me. If you fight, you may not lose."

Liu Mu got up and said, "If you can beat it, you will know if you try it!"

Zeng Qing also became interested, and got up to fight Liu Mu.However, a man like Liu Mu who is omnipotent doesn't follow routines when fighting.In the end, the two simply wrestled together like children snatching candy.Liu Mu stumbled and threw Zeng Qing to the ground. Zeng Qing took advantage of the situation and kicked Liu Mu to the ground with one foot, and then put his elbow on Liu Mu's neck, "Sure enough, I won."

Master Liu sent someone to deliver clothes for changing seasons. Yu Wanran was here to deliver the package to Liu Mu, but just as he left the house, he saw Liu Mu and Zeng Qing rolling on the grass in the corner of the other courtyard... At first glance, it is inevitable that it will be confusing. Misunderstand.

"Willow..." Yu Wanran stood there awkwardly, not knowing where to look.

Zeng Qing hurriedly got up and straightened his clothes, cleared his throat, and said, "Unexpectedly, brother Liu, a man of seven feet tall, would lose to me!"

Liu Mu patted the dust off his body, "I don't know martial arts, so naturally I can't beat you." Then he asked Yu Wanran, "What do you want from me?"

"It's nothing important, just to tell you that some things have been delivered from home."

Zeng Qing said, "Brother Liu, then I'll go back first." After speaking, he returned to the room.

Yu Wanran said, "Did you two wrestle just now?"

Liu Mu said, "Yes, don't look at Zeng Qing who is soft and weak, sometimes she looks like a big girl, but she has great strength."

Yu Wanran didn't answer Liu Mu again, but her expression didn't look good.After a long while, he said again, "Zeng Qing's small body can't stand the toss, I advise you to keep a little sense in the future."

"Are you afraid that I will break him?"

"I'm just kindly reminding you."

"You're not reminding me, you're clearly caring about Zeng Qing." Liu Mu paused, then said suddenly, "No wonder, it turned out that I was afraid that I would hurt Zeng Qing! But I can tell you, I have decided to kill Liu Mu Ye Xu was betrothed to Zeng Qing. You must not steal my sister's husband!"

"You said I like Zeng Qing?"

"Yeah, every time you see Zeng Qing, you have a weird expression on your face. I have already seen that you are interested in him. As long as you don't steal my sister's husband, I will give you any money you want. Even if you use I am also willing to exchange the shop on the Qinhuai River of our Liu family!"

"Boring." Yu Wanran gave Liu Mu a blank look, turned around and went back to her room.

Liu Mu chased after him unwillingly, and Yu Wanran shut Liu Mu out of the door with a bang.Liu Mu shouted through the door, "If you are not satisfied, we can discuss it again. What kind of conditions do you want, please make a price first!"

Liu Mu was talking, suddenly a dart passed through the paper on the door and window, and flew past Liu Mu's ear.Liu Mu ran in the direction of the dart, only to see that half of the dart was buried inside the wall bricks of the other courtyard.Liu Mu took a lot of effort to pull out the dart, staring straight at the dart in his hand, and said with lingering fear, "It's too vicious! Could it be that this shrew wants my life! One is my own life, and the other is my life. My sister's lifelong event, hey...it's a headache no matter how I choose!" After speaking, she returned to the room with a sad face.