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"Brother!" Liu Ye appeared out of nowhere, and immediately jumped in front of Liu Mu. "Brother, the sachet I just embroidered, do you see how it looks..."

Seeing Liu Ye followed by two servant girls, Liu Mu covered her face more tightly with her wide sleeves, "Yeah, it looks good."

"Brother, what are you doing with your face covered?"

Liu Ye wanted to remove Liu Mu's sleeve that was covering his face, but Liu Mu said, "Don't make trouble, I've been coughing a little these two days, and I can't see the wind, so I covered my face."

While the two were tugging, Liu Ye accidentally stepped on Liu Mu's foot. That foot was severely hit by the inkstone just now, and now Liu Ye accidentally stepped on it again. Subconsciously took it off, stood on the ground and hopped several steps on one leg.

Liu Ye was taken aback, "Brother, what happened to your face! Could it be that it fell into the dye vat?"

"It's okay, but I accidentally spilled ink on my face."

"It's really strange. If the ink is spilled, it should be spilled on the clothes, but how could it be spilled on the face, unless it was splashed with ink." Liu Ye asked resolutely.The two maids behind Liu Ye also said, "Why is the young master's face covered with ink?"

Liu Mu was afraid that she would continue to ask, so he pretended to be mysterious and whispered, "I tell you, don't be afraid! I heard from the fortune teller that today is a once-in-a-hundred-year-old gate of ghosts opened, and a hundred ghosts come and go. This can drive away evil spirits." !"

Coincidentally, as soon as Liu Mu finished speaking, there was a wind blowing around, and a cat meowed from somewhere.

Liu Ye and the two maids were taken aback, and one of the maids said, "They say they don't talk about people during the day, and don't talk about ghosts at night, young master, don't scare us!"

Liu Mu said, "If this news is false, will I self-destruct and smear these inks on my face? Fortunately, it is not too late now, and the yang energy in the day has not dissipated, you two hurry up and take the young lady back Rest, if you have nothing else to do, don't come out and run around tonight!"

The two maids nodded hurriedly after hearing this, and Liu Ye was also frightened by the wind just now, so she stopped talking and just obediently followed the two maids back to the room.

As soon as Liu Ye left, Liu Mu saw Yu Wanran walking towards this side. I don't know if Yu Wanran heard what he said to scare Liu Ye just now. I went back to another hospital.

A big black face suddenly came in at night, Xiangyun couldn't help but startled, "What's wrong with your face?"

"It's not all that shrew's doing! Sister Xiangyun, go get me a basin of water quickly. Don't let anyone see you again, I'll embarrass you to death."

Xiangyun washed off the ink on Liu Mu's face with water and soap horns, and Liu Mu grinned and hissed, Xiang Yun quickly asked, "Why is this forehead swollen?"

Gritting his teeth, Liu Mu said, "Need to talk! Who else could have done it except that shrew!"

Xiangyun took an ice cube and wrapped it in a cloth and applied it on Liumu's forehead.He took off Liu Mu's shoes and socks, only to see that the bones of his feet were red and swollen, "It hurts!" Liu Mu bared his teeth and cried out in pain.

"What's wrong with you two, your forehead is also swollen, your feet are like this, and your face is stained with ink." Xiangyun said while rubbing the medicinal wine on Liu Mu's feet.

Liu Mu was still holding the ice cubes wrapped in cloth in his hand. He didn't know whether it was because of the pain or because he felt wronged. You beat me twice! If things go on like this, will I still have a good life in the future!"

Xiangyun smiled and said, "You have been bullying others since you were a child, but now there is someone who can make you feel wronged."

"You can still laugh at this time, I'm afraid my little life will be tossed and lost by that shrew sooner or later. This is not a wife, my father just spent money to buy me a ghost to come back! I see Sooner or later, this little life will be in the hands of that shrew."

Xiangyun said, "If you just control your temper and stop messing around, it's fine. The eldest young mistress is not the kind of person who messes around, so why would she beat you for no reason?"

Liu Mu took a deep breath, wiped away his tears again, and said with piercing eyes, "In this city of Jinling, people have always been afraid of me, and I have never been afraid of anyone! I can't let that shrew gain the upper hand like this! Hmph! This If it’s been a long time since I’ve been in the house for two days, then I’m not allowed to murder my own husband! I have to find a way to teach this shrew a lesson, otherwise she won’t know what three obediences and four virtues are!”

Just as she was talking, she suddenly heard a knock at the door, Xiangyun put down the medicinal wine in her hand and went to open the door.Liu Mu thought it was adding oil and vinegar to them, so he didn't think much about it, and continued, "That shrew should soak the pig cage, light the sky lantern, and give her poison after being tortured half to death! What arsenic, crane's crown red, blood sealing her throat? , Wudu Cuimingsan, feed her half a catty of each! Then use a big whip to whip the corpse! It’s the thickest cowhide whip! In Lao Tzu's hands, Lao Tzu told you not to live but not to die..." Liu Mu became more and more happy as he spoke, as if he had really torn Yu Wanran apart, and when he raised his head, he became dumbfounded.

Liu Mu opened his mouth halfway, staring straight at the person who came in, Xiang Yun said, "Young Master, what are you doing here in a daze, why don't you ask Young Mistress to sit down."

Liu Mu stammered, "You you you, why are you here!"

Yu Wanran pointed to the porcelain bottle in Xiangyun's hand, "This is the ancestral medicinal wine from my natal family, and it is very effective for those small bumps and bumps."

Xiangyun smiled and said, "It is said that a couple is a hundred days of kindness, you can see how much young mistress cares about you."

Yu Wanran said to Xiangyun, "The colder this medicinal wine is, the better it will be."

"Then I'll get some more ice cubes."

Liu Mu wanted to call Xiangyun to stop, but before she could speak, Xiangyun had already gone out.

Liu Mu looked at Yu Wanran vigilantly, his eyes showed a little panic, the room was surprisingly quiet, Liu Mu only felt that there was an unprecedented violent impact on his chest, even if he was called by Master Liu to go to the ancestral hall to be beaten I have never been so scared before, I just feel that this is a moment of life and death, as if half of my foot has stepped into the gate of hell.Liu Mu lowered his head and glanced at the foot that was already in the house, thinking, could this be the precursor of a foot stepping into the gate of hell?I don't know if that shrew heard what I just scolded her, and Xiangyun is not in the room at this time, what if this shrew tries to kill me!

Yu Wanran smiled and said, "I don't know what Xianggong was talking about just now, it seems very interesting, isn't it?"

When Liu Mu saw Yu Wanran's smile, he felt a piercing chill in his heart, his face turned pale with fright, and he stammered, "I...I'm...I...I'm practicing the storyteller's joke during the day. "

"It seems that what Xianggong learned is very similar. But it's better not to learn from those storytellers anymore. Be careful and say that you are not doing your job properly, and you are just playing around."

Liu Mu nodded in shock and said, "Yes, yes! What the lady said is that if there is nothing else, I won't disturb the lady's rest. You should go back quickly."

Xiangyun walked in and said, "There's no reason for you to drive her away as soon as the young mistress arrives."

Liu Mu said, "It's getting dark today, if you don't leave, why don't you live here! Besides, they all live in a separate courtyard, and it's time to fart, and it's not like how many years have passed since we haven't seen each other for a long time." Once. If you have anything to say, you can just say no when we meet tomorrow."

Yu Wanran said with a smile to Liu Mu, "Since Mr. Xiang issued an order to evict guests, then I don't want to bother you anymore."

Liu Mu hurriedly said again, "How could I mean that? I mean, I'm barefoot now. Firstly, I don't look good. Second, I didn't wash my feet last night, so I'm afraid I'll smell my wife. And I ate some beans at night. It's easier to fart at night, I'm afraid it will dirty your ears and nose. That's why I want you to go back early."

Yu Wanran smiled, and said to Xiangyun, "Then I won't disturb you."

"I'll take young mistress out." After finishing speaking, he sent Yu Wanran out of the house. The two were still chatting and laughing. Liu Mu listened for a long time, but couldn't hear what the two of them said outside the house.

After a while, Liu Mu saw Xiangyun came back, and hurriedly asked, "Did that shrew say anything to you again?"

"The young mistress just said that the medicinal wine is very effective, and asked me to rub it on the affected area for the young master immediately after freezing."

Liu Mu said, "What nonsense medicinal wine, she would be so kind? It must be that shrew trying to harm me again. Throw that broken bottle away!"

Xiangyun said, "I just smelled it. This medicinal wine is indeed made of some high-quality medicinal materials, and there is a very rare tiger bone in it. This recipe is amazing, no wonder it was passed down by the Yu family's ancestors. Yes, it is very effective in treating bruises. It’s just that there are a few herbs in it, and I haven’t figured out what they are.”

"Even you can't guess what the medicinal material is, it must be the poison that the shrew put in it!"

Xiangyun laughed and said, "Most ancestral prescriptions are like this, there must be some herbs in it that are not easily guessed by others."

"Whatever the prescription is, I don't know how to use it anyway! Throw away this bullshit medicinal wine to me."

"Young Mistress kindly sent you the medicinal wine. If you just throw it away, wouldn't it be a waste of other people's wishes. Besides, it would be a pity to throw away such a good medicinal wine."

"Good intentions? I think she has bad intentions! You know people, know faces, but don't know your heart, don't be fooled by her beauty. It's a pity, she is so beautiful, but she is a femme fatale. You I've only seen her a few times, but I've seen this shrew clearly in the past two days, that medicinal wine must not be a good thing, throw it away."

"Young master, if you don't like this medicinal wine, then you don't need it." After Xiangyun finished speaking, she put the medicinal wine in the medicine box, and said with a smile, "Unexpectedly, our fearless Mr. Liu is still a fearful person. .”

"I'm afraid of guilt? I just let her in order to maintain a manly demeanor!"

Xiangyun could see clearly, when Liu Mu saw Yu Wanran just now, her face turned pale with fright, and she didn't complain anymore.I thought Liu Mu was used to being arrogant since she was a child, so there should be a powerful role to discipline her.

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