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"You are lucky, kid. She is the most talented woman in Jinling. No matter how many people want to see her, she is married to you." Xu Gong said enviously.

Zhang Fu said, "It's just not sure whether it's a blessing or a curse. I heard that your new wife learned kung fu from a teacher from Mount Emei. I heard from my father that the teacher was not an ordinary person. They all said that a famous teacher was born. Gaotu, I think you, Mrs. Liu, are not weak in martial arts."

Xia Tong said, "Oh, this is too bad. In this way, the boss is not in the mouth of a sheep this time! Those nuns and teachers are all cruel, and what they hate most is the matter between men and women. Although Mrs. Sister-in-law is a layman Disciple, I'm afraid it won't be much better if I was infected by those old nuns since I was a child. If I get angry, I'm afraid the boss is weak and weak. I think Miss Ziyan is better, or the boss is better. Marry Miss Ziyan."

Liu Mu smiled wryly, "Now that we're all married and we've been married, it's possible that we can go back on our word! Seeing how weak she is, I guess she won't be too difficult to deal with."

Xu Gong said with a smile, "It depends on how you deal with it tonight." He glanced at Liu Mu's lower body as he spoke, and laughed badly again through several people.

Sending off the guests, Master Liu first asked Liu Mu to go to his study.

"Father, are you looking for me?"

Master Liu said, "I know you are thinking about that girl Ziyan. But now you have paid homage to Wanran, and you are Wanran's husband-in-law. No matter what you think in your heart, there are still some things that cannot be sloppy."

"Father, Yu Wanran is so arrogant and arrogant, she would never look down on someone like me."

Master Liu said earnestly, "Since you already know that you are not worthy of Wanran, you should treat her better."

Liu Mu drooped his head and said, "Twisted melons are not sweet, and this will ruin the happiness of both of us."

"It is said that twisted melons are not sweet, but if you don't twist them and taste them, how will you know whether they are sweet or not."

"But……"

Mr. Liu said, "That's all right, all right, don't let it go. Newlyweds, hurry back and see the new bride. Dad is still waiting to have a grandson." After speaking, he sent Liu Mu out.

Liu Mu walked back to the new house at the slowest speed, not knowing how to deal with it tonight.

Xi Niang handed the scale to Liu Mu, "Officer groom, pick your hijab."

Liu Mu lifted the hijab, although Yu Wanran's face was expressionless at this time, even a little cold, but it really surprised Liu Mu.At the same time, I can't help but feel a little sad, and I don't know whether I am lucky or unlucky to marry such a beautiful woman.She thought to herself, thanks to the fact that Yu Wanran didn't elope with that cousin surnamed Ma during the day, otherwise she would have been sad for a while.With such a beautiful woman by my side, let alone a fake couple, I would feel refreshed even if I could look at each other every day.

Liu Mu looked at the other party and said to himself, I know you don't like me, but since I caused you to get involved in such absurd things, I will naturally be responsible for you.Even if you and I are just a contract and not a real husband and wife, I will still do my duty as a husband and do my best to protect you, so that you will not be wronged in the future.

Liu Mu was lost in thought, and Xi Niang next to him coughed.Liu Mu came back to his senses, smiled awkwardly, and said, "It looks good." Liu Mu smirked, his eyes still haven't left Yu Wanran.

Yu Wanran was a little uncomfortable when Liu Mu looked at her before, but when Liu Mu said this, she felt even more disgusted. "Have you seen enough!" Yu Wanran's eyes and tone revealed an unconcealable disgust.

Liu Mu also felt humiliated by what she said, and the oath he just said in his heart was forgotten in an instant.I thought to myself that I am your husband-in-law anyway, and there are outsiders in the room, so can't you save me some face!Liu Mu said, "Look at your fierce appearance, as if you want to eat people! Don't tell me you want to murder your own husband and become a widow on your wedding night."

Xi Niang hurriedly said, "Why do you say such unlucky words on this big day?" Then she yelled, "The groom made a slip of the tongue, and the children and grandchildren are blessed."

Xi Niang brought another apple, "The newlyweds eat the fruit and give birth to a fat boy."

Xi Niang picked up the apple tied by a rope, and hung it between the two of them. Liu Mu viciously bit towards the apple. Xi Niang suddenly pulled the apple away, and Liu Mu leaned forward, feeling his mouth soften. Liu Mu hurriedly opened his eyes, before he could see what was going on, he felt a white light flashing in front of his eyes, accompanied by a sharp pain, and fell to the ground.

Liu Mu grinned and stood up, covering her eyes with one hand and rubbing her buttocks with the other, and scolded Yu Wanran, "You shrew, why did you hit me! I didn't mean to kiss you!" Smiling like a hooligan, "But it's quite soft." Although he and Zi Yan often joked and played hands and feet, but the worst thing he did was kiss Zi Yan's face, so kissing is the feeling!I can't tell if it's good or bad, it just feels weird.Liu Mu was so engrossed in his thoughts that he forgot about the pain in his eyes.

Seeing Liu Mu's cheeky smile, Yu Wanran wished to cut him into pieces.

Xi Niang shouted, "The bride slaps the groom's face, life is sweeter than honey." After speaking, he brought a cup of wine.

Holding the wine cup, the two held their arms together reluctantly, Liu Mu's arm was too close, Yu Wanran pulled the arm towards her, Liu Mu thought that the other party was demonstrating to her, and did not show weakness, her eyebrows With a pick, he pulled his arm back vigorously, almost pulling Yu Wanran into his arms.Yu Wanran thought that Liu Mu was going to play some rascal's trick again, so she glared at Liu Mu again, and pulled her arm back. He raised his head and drank the wine in the wine cup, then gave Liu Mu a cold look.

Liu Mu was trampled hard by her foot, and after drinking, he was so angry that he threw the wine glass to the ground.Xi Niang hurriedly said, "The groom's wine glass was broken, and the days passed and he became richer and richer." She thought, if you don't talk about Liu Mu's daily words and deeds, just looking at the looks of these two people can be regarded as a man and a woman.But why does it seem like there is a feud, just after worshiping, he looks like fire and water, swearing, punching and kicking, and smashing the glass of the wedding wine, why the unlucky things on the wedding night made this little girl Two did it.

Liu Mu thought to himself, although these are all unlucky things, anyway, he is not serious about getting married, at worst, everyone will break up in the future, it would be better if he could divorce her quickly, but this bride is also It's a thrill.Liu Mu said to Xi Niang, "You have worked hard today, and the ceremony is over. It's not early, you all go back." After speaking, he took another piece of silver and sent Xi Niang away.

Although Liu Mu wished to leave the wedding room quickly, he still had to save face.Liu Mu sat down on the bed, took off the outermost bright red coat, kicked off the boots on her feet, and leaned close to Yu Wanran as if she was about to move her hands and feet.

Seeing Yu Wanran getting up to leave, Liu Mu hastily grabbed her hand, "My lady, on the wedding night, at the first moment, should we do something!"

Yu Wanran glanced at Liu Mu, and before Yu Wanran could speak, Liu Mu said, "Always keep a cold face, as if you are going to kill someone, be careful that you will piss me off one day, you will be a widow in the next life!"

Yu Wanran snorted disdainfully, "Marrying an idiot like you, I wish I could be a widow sooner!"

Liu Mu originally wanted to scare Yu Wanran, but when she heard the other party say that she was an idiot, Liu Mu became angry and said, "You think I will like you just because you are the most talented woman in Jinling. What's the use of being the most talented? It's not a meal. I pretend to be noble all day long, talk about reservations, and always put on a condescending look. Marrying talented women like you is better than finding a girl in a brothel. I don't say anything to you. I've never given me such a face like you. And it doesn't take as much as 7000 taels. 7000 taels of silver, if I add some more, it will be enough to redeem Ziyan!"

Yu Wanran's teeth were itching in anger, Liu Mu smiled and said, "But the money is spent, so I can't let me lose all the sweetness. Why don't we..." Liu Mu raised the other's chin and approached Yu Wanran.

Yu Wanran slapped Liu Mu's face.Liu Mu's eyes were turned blue by Yu Wanran's previous punch. The old injury was not healed, and he was slapped again. For a while, he felt a little wronged in his heart. Liu Mu covered his face and said, "What! Can't you!" This slap was so severe that Liu Mu's tears were about to come out, "Even if I don't get what I want, you don't have to do it all the time! I'm your husband-in-law, not your slave. , Hit it if you say it!"

"You also know that you exchanged 7000 taels of silver for me. The marriage between you and me is just a transaction."

Liu Mu said straightforwardly, "Yes, since your father sold you to me, then I can do whatever I want!" Liu Mu didn't want to do anything to Yu Wanran, but seeing Yu Wanran's domineering posture I also feel that I can't get angry, and in a fit of anger, I actually have the intention of making a fake show, but it's just to scare the other party.

Seeing this, Yu Wanran clasped Liu Mu's arm behind her back, and Liu Mu threw out the other arm, wanting to turn around and attack the opponent, but was caught by Yu Wanran, and put Liu Mu on the table like a thief, Yu Wanran was cold He said coldly, "Remember, from now on, you and I will be husband and wife in front of each other, and we will live our own lives in the future. If you dare to do anything wrong to me..." After finishing speaking, he threw one hand from his sleeve. Shoot a dart to directly extinguish the flame of a candle.

Liu Mu was stunned, let alone dealing with me, even ten thick men like Xia Tong would have to be subdued by her. It's up to you, if you're not satisfied... I'll write a letter of divorce and divorce you, can't you?" 7000 taels of silver is really insignificant compared to life!But I thought about it again, I finally married such a beautiful woman, if I just parted ways like this, the outside world would have to say that I was disgusted by this Yu Wanran!Liu Mu hurriedly said again, "I think it's better not to write a divorce letter yet, let's make do with it first, and I'll try to stay as far away from you as possible. When my father doesn't care about me anymore, it won't be too late for us to part ways."

Seeing that Yu Wanran was still looking at him fiercely, Liu Mu hurriedly picked up the big red shirt she had thrown on the bed, "You sleep here, I'll sleep outside, don't worry about my work, I will never let my father find out!" Liu Mu walked out of the room with a smile on his face, and heaved a long sigh of relief, "It's a good thing this trick works, otherwise I would have died here!" He rubbed his face while talking, "Really, getting married is a big deal. Are you married, and you got punched and slapped! Huh, what a pity that she looks so handsome! What kind of shit talent, I think she is a shrew, and when I find a chance, I will definitely return you with interest! Finish your left side of the face and slap your right side! Beat you like a pig's head that even your own mother doesn't know! The number one talented woman in Jinling, I'll make you the number one sow in Jinling!"

With a sound of 'creak', the door behind him opened, and Liu Mu trembled, almost jumping up, "Yo, why did the heroine come out again so late."

Yu Wanran said, "If you want to complain, go back to your room and say no one cares until dawn, how can I sleep with you nagging in front of my door!"

Liu Mu lay on the bed with a sad face, this pro is really useless.Others are bridal chamber candles* a moment is worth a thousand dollars, but as for me, I was scolded and beaten on my wedding night. I think there should be no more pitiful bridegroom official than myself in this world.It seems that those joss sticks for Old Man Yue Xia are really in vain on weekdays, and Old Man Yue actually drew such a fierce red line for himself.When I first lifted the hijab, I felt wronged by you, and wanted to treat you well in the future, but I didn't expect you to fight with me just after we got married. If Xia Tong and the others knew about this, they wouldn't laugh at me!Since when did I, Mr. Liu, suffer from such uselessness?Liu Mu shouted, "Yu Wanran! You are a shrew who is hard to find in the sky and hard to find on earth. It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge and become a ghost. I will make you regret it sooner or later!"

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