I don't want you to harm me

Book Title: Only Rarely Do You Hurt Me

Author: Chi Ran

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Shou was raped by Gong and taken to a nearby hotel while walking, and Gong pursued Shou shamelessly, and finally became an adulterer~~ Shou accidentally discovered that Gong had someone he liked leave Gong all the time, and was chased back~~

If you don't blow it up, you won't see it... Uh, it's neither scum nor cheap.

Sweet pet text, bloody plot, HE.

The main CP is a loyal dog with a black belly and attack X to kill Xiaobai.There will be a series of articles - if there are many people who read it~ the people who stir up the foundation (zui) don't (xi) understand (huan) (le)~

Don't spray if you don't like it~ Meme~

Being together is a bit too challenging for his cognition of family, his life plan, has a career that can be called a small achievement, a wife with a sweet smile and good temper, one or two are innocent and cute with dimples to hug and play with The children who are playing around are the only ones who don't have a boyfriend who is too rough to press on him.

Imagine Cheng Xiao wearing a wedding dress and marrying him, who is extremely virtuous and said that he will give birth to a baby for him. Nan Xuan was so shocked that she was so tender. He really couldn't accept such a burly, strong wife with abdominal muscles.

I'm not gay!Tears!

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☆、Chapter 1

"Ah... hiss... grandpa, can you lighten up... the mist grass!" Nan Xuan couldn't lie down anymore, grinning her teeth in pain and was about to get up.

"Calm down, you are so capable to do it yourself!" Bai Yifan held him down, rolled his eyes angrily, and did not relax the strength in his hands at all.

"You are a doctor anyway, I seriously doubt your professional ability and service attitude. I am a patient!"

"You are the most screaming patient I have ever seen! You have the nerve to say that I am a plastic surgeon who will apply hemorrhoid ointment to you and suffer from your noise. I lost your virginity as an old man. I am convinced." Bai Yifan continued to move while talking, the strength of his fingers did not decrease at all, and a tube of Ma Yinglong was almost wiped away.The tone also became vicious, "Speak for yourself, are you short-hearted?"

After applying the medicine, Nanxuan's tone became stiff, she sat up, her small chest was straight, her arrogant eyes stared at Bai Yifan for a while, and she said in a deep voice, "I don't understand, that's a man, and I'm also a man Yes, to show this fact I even took off my trousers to show him, but the bastard just hugged me and didn't let go, and also tarnished my innocence. This matter can't be left like this, I have to take revenge."

Bai Yifan glanced at Nan Xuan faintly, and said in a mournful tone, "Say you're short-sighted, look, what kind of short-sighted you are. The one you met last night was Yiji. You took off your pants in front of him and asked [Muffling-_ -] What about you." Bai Yifan looked at Nan Xuan from top to bottom, front to back, his eyes almost saw the inside of his clothes, with a wretched smile, making Nan Xuan's hair stand straight, "You, why do you look like that? with me?"

Bai Yifan caressed his chin with his index finger, and said in a frivolous tone: "I didn't notice it before, you look really good. Well, you are the type that men will like. I feel pity."

"You, what, what, what, what, what?" Nan Xuan paused every word, gnashing her teeth.

"I said, maybe that person sees you as a woman."

"Go, go, go!!!" I hate people saying I look like a woman the most in my life. This bastard knows that he wants to poke his weakness, and the more he thinks about it, the more he gets angry. He directly uses the pillow as a weapon and greets Bai Yifan's face, "I am in good health!" , your woman has big nipples like mine!!!"

Bai Yifan hid while laughing, "Little thing without a conscience, I have done my best to take care of you so much, I will repay you with a spring of kindness for your kindness, and repay your kindness with complaints. Hey, I'm serious, I suddenly found that you are really pretty, Why don't you consider me? I don't despise you as a wimp, don't feel pressured, and don't belittle yourself, although you are no longer a young child, but I am very open-minded and don't despise you."

"I hate your mother's size!" Nan Xuan's face contorted with anger when a pillow hit Bai Yifan's face.

Bai Yifan smiled happily, and hid by the door, "I won't be poor with you. I'm leaving. If you need anything, call me. Although I'm a professional looker, as a doctor, I also want to take care of your ass. Da Da] is responsible for the injury of the butt... "

"Get out of here, bitch." Nan Xuan didn't want to bully him at all.

After a while, the door opened, and Bai Yifan's unflattering face poked out again, with a beaming smirk: "The little girl next door is very happy, let's get a table some other day, and my brothers will hold a celebration party for you!"

"Fuck you!"

Sending away the scourge of the two skinny faces, Nan Xuan lay down on the bed, and moved somewhere too much.It was terrible, even though the medicine made me feel better, it still hurts like a burning pain.He certainly wouldn't believe what Bai Yifan said that the man he met last night thought he was a woman and fell on him. A man who is so drunk will not masturbate to a woman. Moreover, that man has relatively little experience in this area. He is rich and skilled. If he hadn't gotten hemorrhoids, he would not have ended up in such a miserable situation, and he has enjoyed it too...

Hey, dad, why did you give me such an unlucky name, Nanxuan, I think it's a girl just by the name, otherwise I can make this guy Bai Yifan a joke from a young age.

Yesterday, I went to the hospital to see hemorrhoids. Because it was a "hidden disease", Nan Xuan lost face, so I made an appointment with the doctor, thinking that there would be fewer people when it was dark.Along the way, I was guilty of being a thief, and I only took the small road and dared not take the big road.As a result, eight lifetimes of bad luck happened, and he bumped into that man. The man obviously drank too much and couldn't walk steadily. I kindly gave him a hand, but he grabbed his wrist and didn't let go, muttering something vaguely , forced himself into his arms.She drank too much, she has a lot of human strength, Nan Xuan couldn't make it, so she kissed her on the other side, and her hands also picked up secret places to touch.Just as he was about to shout molestation, he thought about what this was, it wasn't embarrassing enough.Heartbroken, Nan Xuan made a decision that she would regret for the rest of her life whenever she thought about it. He took off his pants.If you touch my grandpa's big bird, you should retreat in spite of the difficulties.As a result, a tall man's excited voice came from above his head, "Baby is so enthusiastic, come on," he said and leaned forward, "Let the two of you meet each other happily."Facts have proved that being struck by lightning has the same effect as being kicked by a donkey. Nan Xuan didn't realize it until she was dragged into a nearby hotel, eaten and wiped clean.

Tamar's, it hurts! ! !

Is it just so broken?Thinking of her poor brain circuit that was too late to react, and her father whom she had never seen before, Nan Xuan couldn't help feeling sad, and sighed, "What evil did you do~"

The author has something to say: Please pay attention and collect~ Sure enough, the writing style needs to be tempered. Looking back at Chapter 1, it is really horrible~ I hope everyone will not dislike me for this reason, please!Novices can't afford it.

☆、Chapter 2

After a fierce ideological struggle in her heart, Comrade Nan Xuan finally made up her mind and decided to take the risk and go to the hospital again for an operation! (Actually, the pain was unbearable.) This time, he carefully learned the painful lesson of dying before leaving the school, and took the road instead!

Practice has proved that it is a correct decision to take the big road!I didn't meet gangsters, and I didn't meet rapists!The heart is very comfortable!

After entering the outpatient department, she worked so hard to wait in a long queue to register, Nan Xuan felt relieved, it really went smoothly!Hey hey hey~ I entered the anorectal department, was coughed and coughed by the doctor, and after what happened, I knew that surgery was needed as soon as possible, and I was still at peace!

However, when he closed the door and came out of the anorectal department and saw a familiar face deep in his memory, Nan Xuan was not calm.I wipe, this is not... this is not...

"You... strong, x, criminal!" Angry pointed at the suspect opposite, whose fingers were weak and trembling, the expression on his small face was sad and mournful, and his tone of voice was painful. "You Chen Shimei, Xue Pinggui, Ximen Qing, you bastard who killed thousands of knives...why, why did you let me..." See him at the door of the anorectal department? !

With a black line on his face, Cheng Xiao checked that there was no one in the aisle. He took a step towards Nan Xuan with his long legs, stopped when he was one step away, and stared at the pretentious picture in front of him. With a playful face, the corners of her mouth curled up, her brain twitched, and she stretched out her claws and began to pull Nan Xuan's cheeks, turning left and right, up and down, and had a great time.

"Let... let..."

"Put what?" Xie Mei smiled.

"Let go... you bastard... bastard, I want you to let go, do you hear me?"

Cheng Xiao finally had enough of playing, let go of his hand, and his expression was half a smile, "Why did you come out of this anorectal department? I remember that I was very gentle that day, and from your performance, you are also very satisfied with my performance. You don't want to toss What's wrong with you?"

Nan Xuan had a flash of inspiration, and thought of taking revenge on the man in front of her.I swore by myself, this revenge will not be revenged for the pure men!It is all thanks to this culprit that he ended up in this situation. The moment of being so lonely and helpless during the operation is just the time when he needs warmth and stress relief, so he cannot be let go!Chop Suey, I'll give you a chance to commit crimes and make meritorious deeds!Thank you on your knees...

"You still ask, you still ask, it's up to you to let the Lun family..." He turned his head in shame and anger, covered his face with his hands, and cried miserably, "What face does the Lun family have to live in the world? Just die and forget it, once and for all !"

Cheng Xiao held his forehead, showing worry, "Are you sure you hurt your butt, not other parts?"

Nan Xuan paused every word, and said in a correct tone: "Because of your heinous deeds yesterday, which is so horrific and sinful that both humans and gods hate each other, I got hemorrhoids."

Originally, she shouldn't have laughed, but Nan Xuan's expression when she said this was very similar to the expression of Lafayette in a Qing palace drama she watched when she was a child, but this clip left a deep impression on her young self at that time. So much so that I can't put it on anymore.

After accusing the other party's bad behavior in a serious manner, I thought the man in front of me would learn from it and regret it. Even if he didn't knelt down and begged himself to be magnanimous, he should at least show some normal feelings of empathy, right?Laughed?Laughed?Nan Xuan is going crazy, don't she just have a mental illness?For the first time, I gave such a second lack?Is it useful to pretend not to know now?

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting stiffer and stiffer, Cheng Xiao had already laughed, so he could only try his best to make up for the blow and hurt Nan Xuan suffered. He had to come up with a convincing reason to explain the reason for his laughter. It couldn't be too outrageous, let alone Bizarre, you can't make yourself look lacking in empathy and ingenuity, you have to be unexpected, but reasonable. "I have a neurometabolic disorder, which can also lead to facial expression disorder syndrome. Generally speaking, I laugh when I want to cry, and scream when I want to laugh. In short, I can't express my emotions freely with facial expressions. Only occasionally , It’s usually fine.” I don’t know if Nan Xuan will believe it, but if she continues to make it up, she will show her feet.

"It's so pitiful~ Your parents should want to cry every day when they see you, right? Uh... isn't this disease hereditary? Can your parents cry and laugh? It won't be the whole family... Isn't it..."

Seeing Nan Xuan's pitiful expression, Cheng Xiao didn't know what expression to use to respond. "Don't talk about this, what did the doctor say?"

Nan Xuan sighed, her tone was listless, "I need to be hospitalized and have an operation."

For some reason, Cheng Xiao thought of Lafayette again. He wanted to laugh but didn't dare, his face was full of constipation, and his voice trembled.

Nan Xuan cleared her cough, and acted in a mannered manner: "The Ai family told you, you should do it more quickly."

In fact, Cheng Xiao regretted what he said just now. It was obviously a convulsion that exposed his IQ deficiency, but what he didn't expect was that it fit Nan Xuan's IQ level and interests and tastes, which instantly aroused Cheng Xiao's enthusiasm for acting. , Lan Hua hooked her finger, rolled her small eyes, nodded, slumped her shoulders and bowed, her tall and tall figure shrunk into a wretched and strange father-in-law as if conjuring, with a gloomy and cunning expression on her expression.Nan Xuan was deeply impressed by someone's acting skills and indecentness. "Kneel down. Xiao Chengzi, remember one sentence, it is only natural for a slave to serve his master, he must do his best, and even more so, he must be mindful."

"Your servant obeys! Lafayette, leave this matter to Xiao Chengzi, please do it!"

Nanxuan put on the posture of Lafayette in a sophisticated way, bossing around and letting the cheap father-in-law she picked up serve her.Cheng Xiao knew he was wrong, and under the haughty gaze of Lafayette Nan, who was under one person and above ten thousand, he condescended to become Xiao Chengzi. He arranged for hospitalization before and after running, bought daily necessities, cleaned up the ward, squeezed his shoulders and beat his legs, bought food and fed him. .

"Xiao Chengzi, Aijia is thirsty."

"Lafayette, the water is hot."

"Did Aijia say you want some water? Let's peel an apple." Nan Xuan finished speaking slowly, watching Xiao Chengzi's back sitting by the hospital bed picking apples, he chose a big and red one, stood up and walked Go into the bathroom in the ward, turn on the tap and start washing the apples.

In fact, Nan Xuan had no idea of ​​revenge a long time ago. Cheng Xiao was very considerate and gentle to herself. If there was no such absurd incident, their lives might not have had much intersection.Regarding Cheng Xiao, Nan Xuan didn't know what she was thinking. That day, she was actually... not so repulsive in her heart.

He has just been admitted to a university in this city. Before that, he had been a good student who obediently attended classes, did his homework carefully and lived up to his parents’ expectations and took inspirational quotes as his goal. I also have no way of knowing how to treat this person who has done this kind of thing to me.He didn't know Cheng Xiao, and he didn't know how he viewed himself. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out how the two of them should continue to get along.be friends?Be a stranger?Or...together?

Being together is a bit too challenging for his cognition of family, his life plan, has a career that can be called a small achievement, a wife with a sweet smile and good temper, one or two are innocent and cute with dimples to hug and play with The children who are playing around are the only ones who don't have a boyfriend who is too rough to press on him.

Imagine Cheng Xiao wearing a wedding dress and marrying him, who is extremely virtuous and said that he will give birth to a baby for him. Nan Xuan was so shocked that she was so tender. He really couldn't accept such a burly, strong wife with abdominal muscles.

I'm not gay!Tears!

Cheng Xiao had already washed it, picked up the knife and sat on the hospital bed, turned the slender and flexible fingers, and the apple peel became strips and became longer and longer.His hands are large, with well-defined knuckles, and his movements are graceful and charming.The middle skin was broken several times, but this did not affect the round shape of the peeled apple. Obviously, it was not the first time he had peeled it.

Maybe it was because the other party's expression was too gentle at this time, so even though Nan Xuan stared at his sharp side face and recalled his funny appearance in a wedding dress, she still didn't smile.Taking the peeled apple that was handed over by both hands, Nan Xuan bit it and chewed, and said softly, "I said, Xiao Chengzi, is the operation of Aijia completed?"

"Go back to Lafayette, everything is done. Don't worry, Lafayette, they are all chosen by us."

"Xiao Chengzi's affairs, the Ai family can rest assured. It's not that the Ai family said, among you people, the Ai family likes Xiao Chengzi, who is reliable in his work and doesn't play tricks. The Ai family can trust him."

"Then when is Lafayette going to leave? This matter should not be delayed for a long time, lest the night will have long dreams."

Nan Xuan flinched shamefully.After being silent for a while, he began to play tricks, "The Ai family has checked the calendar today. It is not suitable to break ground, marry or go out in the next few days. Let's discuss it later."

"Lafayette is afraid?"

Lafayette Nan's eyes were wide open, his eyes were like blades, and he was not angry and pretentious: "When has Aijia ever been afraid? The dog slave has eaten the ambitious leopard and dared to point fingers in front of Aijia? Slap your mouth!"

"Great Lafayette, spare me! This slave is convicted! I beg Lafayette to be merciful..." Cheng Xiao pretended to be half-kneeling hastily, but there was a smirk on his face, not a look of conviction at all.He didn't know what Nan Xuan was worried about. He was afraid of embarrassment, and even more afraid of pain. Every time the young, beautiful and hot lady nurse entered the ward, he could hear his inner collapse from the momentary distorted expression on his small face. Although it still hurts now, it will hurt even more after the operation. Whether he stretches his head or shrinks his head, he will still choose to shrink his head.A little rascal and a little goofy cute.

The author has something to say: I'm starting to spread blood, promise me that the non-combatants will evacuate quickly!

☆、Chapter 3

No matter how reluctant, what should come will still come.Cheng Xiao was extremely disdainful of Nanxuan's behavior of pretending to be a fool and pretending to be stupefied and avoiding doctors in the ward.So, this time, Xiao Chengzi was a man, he committed a crime, threatened and lured, and had a long talk with Nan Lafayette, pouring his soul into sex for two nights, which directly angered Nan Lafayette, who was not allowed to be profane in the slightest.

"Don't talk about it anymore, I agree to the operation, right? Please don't talk about hemorrhoidal mucosal circumcision from Shennong's taste of herbs, okay? Tomorrow, will it be done tomorrow? Let me be fully mentally prepared, okay? "

On the morning of the operation, Nan Xuan was extremely anxious. She no longer felt the pain in the area behind her that had been raging for several days. She just wanted to escape and was blocked by Cheng Xiao on the hospital bed.Adhering to the strategy of the enemy advancing and the enemy retreating, Cheng Xiao adopted coercive violence against Nan Xuan's passive evasion, and finally tidied up Nan Xuan and sent her to the operating room.

Nan Xuan was about to go into surgery, and she was about to cry, but he couldn't show weakness in front of this person. In order to relieve such a huge pear, he had to say something.

"You haven't told me what your name is. You have taken care of me so hard these days, and I can send you a pennant after I recover."

"This is what I should do." Cheng Xiao's attitude was very modest, "I never leave a name when I do good deeds, so you can call me Lei Feng."

"..."

It's still acting at this time, and I don't want to see what occasion it is!This time Nan Xuan really cried, her nose twitched, tears rolled in her eyes, her face was wrinkled into a ball, she looked pitiful, "I didn't tell my family about this surgery, they are out of town, I'm afraid that my mother will be worried. If something happens to me, you have to help me take care of my mother. She is not in good health, so don't tell her, lest she be sad. If you can't keep the secret, just say that I met you at school If you are gay and don't study hard, such a bastard son is not worthy of her sadness, maybe she won't be sad if she beats you up. You can't fight back. I didn't tell that bitch Bai Yifan, he So sinister, cunning, and conscience-stricken will definitely laugh at me, and he must not let him know about this matter, and you can't tell him, do you hear me? Also, you can't forget me, you have to wait for me outside the operating room."

"Xuanxuan, come on in, I'll buy you candy later. It's strawberry, right?"

Cheng Xiao broke away from Nan Xuan's hand that was clinging to the wall of the operating room, smiled apologetically at the medical staff who were about to go crazy, and pointed to Gui Zhixuan's head, "My brother, he was cheated on by his girlfriend before." Being dumped again was too much of a blow, and here I was irritated. Doctors are parents, and you should be more concerned, doctors. Don’t discriminate against him because of his IQ problem. I thank you on my brother’s behalf.”

Ignoring Nan Xuan's two resentful gazes before she was pushed into the operating room, Cheng Xiao smiled unkindly.The operating room was overcrowded, and there were waiting family members everywhere.He went to the smoking area, lit one, and leaned relaxed against the wall.

The way Nan Xuan cried just now made him inexplicably distressed. Thinking of the first time with him, he also cried into tears.At that time, he drank too much, but he was very sober. Alcohol didn't take away his sanity, but it just made him want to have a good indulgence.He is so depressed.He knew what he was doing, and he knew it was a little mean.The child under him had a childish face, not effeminate, but the voice he made was very pleasant, and the way he was sobbing intermittently was endearing, and he buried his face on the sheet in a daze and embarrassment.He uses the back position so that he doesn't have to work hard.Hearing that he was crying pitifully, Cheng Xiao lifted the seductive body below him, letting his thin back close to his chest, and at the same time turned his face sideways, wanting to kiss him.The charming eyes on this face made Cheng Xiao a little out of control, but when his eyes caught the tears and snot all over his face, he gave up the idea again.How could this unlucky child be so unlovable, so the little bit of guilt left in his heart disappeared.

Later, he found someone to check the child's information. He was 19 years old, a freshman in a first-class local university, majored in Chinese, and had a clean family background. His father died of illness before he was born. Although his mother was strict with him, he loved him very much. An older sister who is already working, and grandparents who live in the country.The life of a good boy.

The face that was so wronged that she was about to cry just now overlapped with the face that was sobbing and sobbing that day, very vivid.Cheng Xiao suddenly felt that it was necessary for him to show what little sense of responsibility he had left, and treat this unlucky boy better.

The operation went well. Cheng Xiao, who was waiting outside, saw Nan Xuan being pushed out from the operating room, and laughed, "I haven't introduced myself formally yet, I am Cheng Xiao, Cheng Yaojin's Cheng, Ma Yaoxiao. Remember not to spell the name wrong."

Nan Xuan didn't even want to talk to him, lying on the operating bed with eyes like the emperor sitting in the golden palace, when pushing him to the ward, Cheng Xiao, who had a slavish attack, felt that his knees were a little weak.

The wounds after the operation were tolerable. Nan Xuan bullied and bullied Cheng Xiao both mentally and physically [this chapter was unjustly judged again]. Cheng Xiao deliberately let him, and Nan Xuan became more arrogant. , push nose to face.However, as soon as the anesthetic wore off, he immediately fainted.It was so painful that I couldn't breathe!

"Cheng Xiao, you bastard, giving birth doesn't hurt so much! How could you handle Lao Tzu back then!"

Cheng Xiao glanced at the hospital bed, hey, his little face was wrinkled like a little old man, and the folds on his forehead were all circles, he laughed, "Have you ever given birth?"

"You just gave birth! Your whole family has given birth! Your whole community has had birth!"

"Well, seeing that you are about to become a disabled person, you will not retaliate."

"Even if you still have a conscience!...Hey, hey, what are you doing on my bed? I'll wipe it! What are you going to do to me?"

Cheng Xiao easily clamped each other's wrists with one hand, suppressing the weak resistance, "You are very energetic," lying on the bed, stretching his arms, and hugging him tightly, "Good boy, I know where you are It hurts, lie on my body and sleep, stop making trouble."

A steady heartbeat faintly emanated from the broad chest under her head. The regular beating made Nan Xuan feel relieved. She closed her eyes slowly, and lay comfortably on Cheng Xiao's body, feeling that there seemed to be no more pain there.After an unknown amount of time, he fell asleep in a daze.

Looking at the pure sleeping face of the person in his arms, he was still snoring happily, as if he had dreamed of something happy, the corners of his mouth were almost turned to the sky, and he laughed a few times proudly.After a while, it seemed that he felt the pain in his body again, his mouth shrunk, and he looked like he was about to cry, and his brows also frowned.

Caressing his frowning brows with his fingers, Cheng Xiao's heart ached.It would be a lie to say that he has no regrets. He provoked this little straight man, but he hasn't figured out how to treat him well.In other words, he wasn't ready to have a boyfriend yet.This is still an inexperienced child, how could he make a move after a few glasses of wine.

"Hmm...it hurts..."

"Are you awake? Does it hurt a lot?"

Nan Xuan was dragged back from Duke Zhou by the pain, and slowly opened her eyes, her dark pupils were revealed little by little, because she couldn't find the focal length for the time being, there was a sense of helplessness in her eyes, Cheng Xiaodun There is a sense of guilt for molesting a pure boy.What a sinful man I am.

Staring at him with wet eyes due to trance and pain, Nanxuan spit out a sentence quietly: "The merchant woman doesn't know the hatred of subjugation, and after Gejiang you sing [I'm just singing poems purely] Tinghua."

"..."

The author has something to say: There are so many people who collect it~(;′⌒`)

☆、Chapter 4

A few weeks later, Nan Xuan, who was discharged from the hospital, was a happy and funny girl again, ah bah, he was a sunny, energetic, handsome, handsome man with amazing charm.The sky of the liberated areas is the sky of the people! ! !The people in the liberated areas like it very much! ! !Nan Xuan sighed with emotion, even her bouncing steps to go to class are so stylish! ! !

This class is ancient Chinese, Nan Xuan stepped into the classroom where she had been away for a long time, and habitually sat down in the first row.This is a two-hour class for the whole school. There are many students, and the classroom is almost full. However, only Nan Xuan and Lin Xiaojing are sitting in the first row.The two of them were late together for the first class since the beginning of the school year, except for this row where they couldn't find a vacant seat, so they reluctantly sat down. After that, the front row of each class was silently vacated for them.Nan Xuan refused, and Lin Xiaojing also refused, but the students insisted and were domineering, and the two of them could only silently bear the happiness and sorrow of sitting on the three-foot podium without looking up.

Every time the old professor who is over seventy years old talks about forgetting love, he often uses the inspirational and long-lasting love of Nan Xuan and Lin Xiaojing as an example. He admires the spirit of the virtuous couple for a long time in forming a group and occupying the first row of lectures. It is almost silent Most of the spokesmen!What they are moving forward is not only a small step in the distance, but also a big step for the relationship between teachers and students and the cause of Chinese literature!

The commended virtuous couple secretly slandered tacitly in their hearts.Nan Xuan was speechless, who is this man's pair?Lin Xiaojing complained in a low voice, who is a couple with this woman?The eyes of the two of them looked at each other with ice blades coming out of their eyes, and the old professor seemed a little bit shy as if he was returning to the earth after the first thaw of ice and snow, still holding his pipa and half covering his face.

There was no class, and the old professor hadn't arrived yet. Nan Xuan was sitting next to Lin Xiaojing, fiddling with the mobile phone with Crayon Shin-chan Lu Dingding screensaver set up. Lin Xiaojing hadn't seen his cheap face in the restored version of Crayon Shin-chan for a while. Yes, and greeted beamingly.

"Damn! Why are you hitting me in the face?" Nan Xuan's face was so distorted that she was going crazy, this old maid who can't get married!

"Where have you been wandering during this time, little bitch? You don't have to stay in confinement for such a long time."

Nan Xuan acted shyly and winked, "Isn't this the first child? My mother-in-law loves me so much that she won't let me go out. The first birth and the second acquaintance, the second child will be fine. You hate it, it's so rare... "

Seeing his pretentiousness, Lin Xiaojing didn't choke for the first time, her eyes were fixed on the door, and her eyes almost popped out, "Quick, how's the pixel of your phone? Is it over [-] million? Let me help..."

Nan Xuan followed her gaze and looked at the man standing outside the door. He had broad shoulders, narrow waist, narrow hips and long legs, deep eye sockets and sharp eyes. The contours of his face were perfect like a Greek statue. The rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose exuded a sense of abstinence. Is there a tempting breath! ! !Even the straight self is about to fall in love! ! !How handsome is the horse? ? ?This beating is! ! !

"Nanxuan, do you feel that the teacher in this class has turned from a dying year to a spring breeze Buddha's face. This kind of change of the era of destruction and renewal makes people want to cry happily?"

Appreciating beauty is a good way to improve personal sentiment and taste. Lin Xiaojing, who takes this as her creed in life, blatantly took Nan Xuan's mobile phone, started shooting continuously at 360 degrees without dead ends, with a hypocritical and wretched smile!

The man at the door strode towards the podium, cleared his throat, and said in a resounding voice, "My name is Han Wei, the Han of Han Xin, the mighty Wei, is Teacher Zhou's doctoral student, that is, your senior. Teacher Zhou On a business trip, I will teach you all the courses for the rest of this semester. However, since I am a substitute class, I still hope that everyone calls me Teacher Han. I don’t want to talk about being friends with students. I think the friendship between teachers and students It will affect the teaching effect. Finally, I hope that everyone will cooperate with my work, and I will try my best to listen to your opinions. I wish you a happy cooperation."

Lin Xiaojing closed her eyes slightly, held her cheeks in her left hand, and continued to click with her right hand, her face was intoxicated, and her saliva was about to drip, "I obey, my king~"

"My son Lu said: 'The country is unbearable, what should the general do? If you want to be with the uncle, I will ask you to do it. If you are with...'" The girl in the first row from the corner of her eye is still persistently patting , Mr. Han is so wet, my skin is smooth, fair and elastic, will it overexpose if you turn on the flash?Could it be that my strength can't compete with my beauty, you bastard?While seeing how handsome my face is, how can you ignore the depth of my thoughts?

Lin Xiaojing was having a great time taking pictures, when suddenly the face in the camera kept zooming in, a slender hand stretched out, took the phone away and put it in his trouser pocket. "I forgot to remind you, my class is not allowed to play with mobile phones. If you want to go back, there is a [-]-word handwritten review."

During recess, Han Wei left the classroom and walked to the teacher's lounge.A large group of idiot students followed behind, talking one after another.Han Wei has long been used to words like handsome and stylish.Thanks to the glamorous mother who has the posture of sinking a fish and falling a wild goose, Han Wei has an almost perfect face.He has been excellent since he was a child, and he grew up with the praise and appreciation of everyone around him.He could rely on his face to make a living, but he prefers to rely on strength...and face.Such a person with a protagonist's aura and a very burning BGM naturally has many suitors around him.But he is not moved by the world at all, and is always independent like a flower of Gaoling.

With indifferent eyes, under the intensive and eager gaze of the students, he walked into the lounge, and the moment he closed the door, he finally couldn't help roaring in his heart: I'm really handsome, everyone says I'm handsome, what should I do hahaha Why are you so handsome? I’m so handsome. Did you allow you to take pictures? Stupid human beings who are so excellent and perfect, how can I be so cruel to make other men humble into the dust ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Only Lin Xiaojing and Nan Xuan were left in the classroom.It's not that Lin Xiaojing didn't want to take a few more glances at Mr. Han's alluring posture that ruined the country and the people and ruined his life, but Nan Xuan hugged her thigh tightly!Tears!

"Lin Xiaojing, what kind of enmity do I have with you? You want to treat my dear little mobile phone wife like this! He is still a child who has not experienced much in the world!"

Lin Xiaojing broke Nan Xuan's fingers with all her strength, and snorted coldly: "Those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish. This child doesn't know how to flatter, so don't blame me for being cruel!"

Nan Xuan did not let go, holding her thigh with one hand and the table leg with the other. She was as stable as a mountain, as firm as a rock: "You write a [-]-word self-criticism!"

Lin Xiaojing tapped the tip of Nanxuan's nose with her slender index finger, and said in a frivolous tone, "Oh, my poor little one, isn't it just a mobile phone, I don't care."

I care ah woo woo woo!

"Sorry, I can't help you."

Nan Xuan wiped away her non-existent tears with the corner of Lin Xiaojing's skirt, knowing that if she didn't write a self-criticism, she would probably become an ex-wife, so she had to accept the humiliating result of the unilateral peace talks.

"Students, get out of class is over! The tasks assigned in this class are expected to be completed carefully, and the next class will be checked." The audience wailed.Sure enough, young and beautiful teachers always have flaws of distorted personality.Nan Xuan hurriedly chased him out and stopped Han Wei. "Teacher, please give me your phone number."

Shit, aren't you going to confess to me?Teachers and students, being gay is so taboo?

Han Wei's heart is about to explode, what should I do if I'm so annoying after being accosted again? "I don't give out my mobile phone number easily. Especially my students." Han Wei added silently, especially the students who have bad intentions towards me.

"If you don't give me your phone number, how can I contact you? How can I hand over the review to you?" Nan Xuan straightened her face.

"Review? I remember it was a girl who was going to write the review just now."

"It was Lin Xiaojing who took pictures of you with my mobile phone. I am a victim, teacher. I was forced to become a scapegoat to write a self-criticism for her under her coercion. She also threatened me in the name of submitting a self-criticism, demanding Your phone number, you have to be aware of the details, and you can't wrong a good person."

Han Wei glanced at Nan Xuan from head to toe calmly, still unable to convince himself that the other party had such a pure reason