I Want to Divorce My Hubby

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☆、Chapter 2

Lu Xiaoshou returned to the teaching office after class, with his upper body lying on the desk, with a thick and sluggish black mist covering his head.

"Xiao Lu, are you exhausted?" Teacher Yang, a physical education teacher who is also Lu Xiaoshou's friend and colleague, used his loud voice to attract countless eyes for Lu Xiaoshou as soon as he entered the door.

The grade director pushed his glasses with his index finger and said seriously, "Xiao Lu, this young man should be more restrained."

"It's not the director, don't listen to this bear's nonsense. I just haven't been able to sleep well for a while, and my energy is a little sluggish. Or, give me a few days off so that I can make up for it?"

A cold light flashed across the grade director's [-]-degree glasses, "Do you want blood?"

When Lu Xiaoshou heard this, he thanked Bumin.The blood of the grade director is either to take the senior teacher certificate or the special teacher certificate, which is life-saving.

Looking up at the time, it was time to replenish energy between classes. Lu Xiaoshou jumped up and pulled Teacher Yang to the cafeteria.

Mr. Yang's bear hooked his shoulders and put his back on his back, and he was unambiguous at all. The 1.8-meter tall directly took Lu Xiaoshou, who was more than 1.7 meters long, into his arms.

This is not described by some glamorous words such as pampering, warmth and love. In fact, Lu Xiaoshou wanted to take off Teacher Yang's elbow.

Being dragged away by him, his neck was about to be torn off.

"Let go of me. My neck is broken." Lu Xiaoshou pinched his sore neck and turned a sanitary ball to Teacher Yang.

Mr. Yang, a bitch, did not repent at all, and approached Lu Xiaoshou and said ambiguously: "To be honest, Xiao Lu, are you not satisfied with your desires?"

"Who the hell is dissatisfied with desire?"

Lu Xiaoshou roared, attracting countless dazzling attention.

Teacher Yang almost cried because of this idiot, "Can you keep your voice down? I'm afraid others won't know that you are suffering. If others know it, they will know and don't implicate me. I am a man with a goddess."

"Bah! You bitch is the only one who can catch Mr. Li, and I'll cut your head off."

"Tsk, what do you want? When the time comes, let your old Qin show his face at our wedding, and our face will increase. You know, your future sister-in-law is your old Qin's fan."

"shameless."

"If you want face, you don't have a wife. If you don't have a wife, you need a butt face, and your face is not as good as your left and right hands. Huh? By the way, your old Qin has been filming in the neighboring city for almost a month. Don't you miss him?"

"Think about it. I'm tired of him calling every day for an hour. It's annoying."

Teacher Yang gasped, feeling that a hole had been pierced in his heart, and he felt ashamed.This inexplicably sprinkled a handful of dog food, and it was hard to guard against.

"Tsk! What kind of eyes are you looking at? When I am so wicked, do you want to abuse me with a dog who has been single for 27 years and will always be your right-hand man?"

Teacher Yang comforted himself that this was a short-hearted, arrogant and irritable person.At the end, he hummed fiercely: You deserve it!

Lu Xiaoshou squinted at Teacher Yang, and at a glance, he knew that the bear was secretly scolding him.He was too lazy to care about it, and he was not in the mood to care about it.

how to say?

I have to find the reason from his old Qin.

Is it true that Lu Xiaoshou said that he called every day?Can the old Qin be so tired and crooked?How can we play every day, the signal on the set is not always on time every day.

Just once every two days.

The content of the phone call once is not about you and me, love and affection, love words before and after the moon, and lingering love words.It's purely uninteresting Chagang.

Lao Qin's vinegar jar can prevent Lu Xiaoshou from being arrogant and violent, cheating and stealing, and he doesn't want to think about who the hell would like this guy except a blind Xiang Xu.

Although at a certain time of a certain year, a certain month, a certain day, Lao Qin was also blind to see Xiaoshou on the road.

Although Lu Xiaoshou always verbally annoyed Lao Qinlai's phone calls, every time he answered the phone, his tone was full of impatience.Note that this product is hypocritical.

Verbally say no, physically honest.

The hand was holding the landline phone next to his ears so sore that he refused to take it off, and the phone never left his body, let alone mute it.Always be in a good state of mind and pay attention to the ringtone.

But for nearly a week, Lu Xiaoshou's old Qin didn't call or send a text message, and all the news about him was known from the dynamics on Weibo.

This is why I can't blame Lu Xiaoshou for being dissatisfied with desires like a dissatisfied woman in a boudoir.

I don't know if Lao Qin has found someone from another spring in a neighboring city, or if he has changed his mind.People say that this long-distance relationship is a long-distance relationship, and in the end it becomes a heterosexual relationship.

He and Lao Qin are separated by a distance of one city, and countless districts, which completely constitutes a long-distance relationship.Moreover, they also parted for a month.

Moreover, Lao Qin hasn't called for a week.

Thinking about it this way, Lu Xiaoshou's expression became resentful, and he was about to cry.

Teacher Yang's heart was broken, "Xiao Lu, have you been dismissed?"

"Bah! Can you talk? Can you talk? You're the only one who was suspended! You deserve it." Lu Xiaoshou was furious.

Teacher Yang shrugged: "It would be great if I could be suspended."

At this time, two female students passed by, gossiping fiercely with each other.

"Have you heard? Golden Globe winner Qin Yi is suspected to be in love with actress Jin Yuying. There are pictures and the truth."

"What! Is Jin Yuying, an old woman, worthy of Best Actor Qin? If you say that, she should be the leader of the sweetheart, Wang Qi. Those paparazzi are just chasing rumors and always report so many false reports."

"What do you mean by that? Wang Bitch only acts coquettishly and pouts her lips all day long, and didn't she tie Qin Yingdi to make her headlines. We, Yuying, are different. We have good looks and acting skills, and we are a proper official match with Qin Yingdi ?"

"Tch, no matter how good-looking and acting skills she is, she's still an old woman."

"It's better than Bitch Wang's face covered in silicone."

"Our sweetheart face is pure original!"

"Our Yuying is still young! Full of collagen..."

As the two students walked farther and farther away, the more noisy they got, the more they deviated from the topic, and later it became a simple competition of the merits of the two female stars.And Lu Xiaoshou lowered his head, Teacher Yang couldn't see his face clearly.

Lu Xiaoshou suddenly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened Weibo, and searched for today's Weibo headlines.Sure enough, I saw the above photo of Lao Qin in an intimate pose with the actress.

Ever since Lu Xiaoshou turned on the phone, he has been dumbfounded and motionless.It looks pathetic and sad.

Teacher Yang felt a little sour. He tugged at the corner of Lu Xiaoshou's clothes, and said cautiously: "Xiao Lu, will you cry? If you cry, go back to your room and cry again. Otherwise, let's go. I feel a little ashamed -"

"Cry? Who cried?"

Lu Xiaoshou raised his head slowly, questioning.

Teacher Yang swallowed his saliva, stepped forward, and tried to persuade him tremblingly: "Xiao Lu~ Don't, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil~ah!"

Lu Xiaoshou grabbed Teacher Yang's arm with both hands, and said sullenly and murderously, "Please ask me for leave!"

"What are you doing?"

"Eunuch the mistress who hooked up with Lao Qin!"

Looking at Lu Xiaoshou's furious back, Teacher Yang stared in bewilderment, and said, "But Xiaosan is a woman and can't be eunuched..."

As soon as Lu Xiaoshou flew out of the school, he went straight to the train station, bought a ticket for Zhang Neighboring City, and flew over impatiently.During this period, the dean's phone call came, and when Lu Xiaoshou picked it up, his hair was blown away.

Fortunately, Lu Xiaoshou has no classes for the next day, and tomorrow there are only two classes at three or four in the afternoon.That's why the dean didn't continue to hunt him down.

Lu Xiaoshou didn't bring any clothes or money with him, and the only change he had was donated to the train station.He can use Alipay, but the problem is that he is used to being extravagant.

So usually Lao Qin will take care of him more or less, but Lu Xiaoshou only has one month's teacher's salary, half of which is contributed to the mortgage, half to Taobao, and occasionally to JD.com.

So, now he crouched silently on a low stone pillar outside the train station in a neighboring city, letting the taxi driver around him try his best to abduct him into the car.

Lu Xiaoshou remained silent the entire time, standing still.

The taxi driver who had never had a failure and was proud of it suddenly felt that it was time for a breakthrough, so he pushed a passenger next to him who was excited, and stayed with Lu Xiaoshou for an hour to vomit white foam.

Ugh!

Lu Xiaoshou sighed. He didn't want to call Lao Qin. If he called, it would mean that he would not be able to catch the adulterer.If you can't catch the traitor, you will be defeated, and if you are defeated, you will not get any benefits.

Have!Head start!

Lu Xiaoshou's eyes lit up, and he jumped off the stone pillar.

The taxi driver's eyes lit up, and his blue-gray face became ruddy and lustrous a lot. "It's not that I'm praising myself, young man. I've been in this city for 20 years with this technology, and no one has reached my level of moistening and silent technology—"

"I have no money." Lu Xiaoshou lightly interrupted the master.

The taxi driver was choking, unable to get up or down, it was more than painful.

"No one will pay for driving me to my destination."

The taxi master gasped, he had experienced the excitement of the roller coaster today.

Arriving at Lao Qin's filming base, Lu Xiaoshou called Lao Qin during the filming break.The tone was very arrogant, and he just said "come out and pay for the car" and hung up.

It looks very noble, glamorous and arrogant.

Lao Qin was stunned for a moment, thinking for a moment that his dear had finally thought of fulfilling his obligation as a young shou to visit Ban Xiuen'ai, so he got the hell out of here.

Who knew it was money when it came out.

Ugh!

Fortunately, Lao Qin has the self-consciousness of being an excellent and aggressive attacker, and can become a cash machine at any time, in case his family's little shou needs it.

After paying, Lao Qin dragged Lu Xiaoshou into his personal lounge.

Lu Xiaoshou felt awkward, looking for an opportunity to have an attack.How can he succeed?

With her hips on her hips, she yelled like a shrew: "Old Qin, let's get a divorce!"

Lao Qin frowned, knowing that Lu Xiaoshou had done it again.He is not afraid of Lu Xiaoshou's actions, anyway, every time Lu Xiaoshou finishes, he has an excuse to play all kinds of unspeakable things to Lu Xiaoshou.

"reason."

"You cheated!"

Lu Xiao accepted the accusation outright.

"Cheat who?"

"Xia Xiaojing!"

"Who?"

Lu Xiaoshou gave you a scumbag: "Stop pretending, I've seen it all."

"Where's the evidence?"

Lu Xiaoshou handed the photo on Weibo's headline to Lao Qin, and said arrogantly, "You still want to argue?"

Lao Qin had a strange expression on his face, and he said, "Isn't the woman above Jin Yuying?"

"Who told you about her? Do you think I don't know that she likes her boring assistant? Do you think I'll be fooled by you?"

"Then who are you talking about cheating on?"

"Huh! Here." Lu Xiaoshou pointed to a woman who was very inconspicuous in that photo, and could even be said to be a complete passerby.

that person. . . . . .Lao Qin looked carefully and found that it was the third female lead in the crew, named Xia Xiaojing.

Lao Qin was speechless, "I remember we had no contact at all."

"Hmph! I don't understand. This is called Yifeng Yiyu, Li Daitao's rigidity, changing flowers and trees, and changing pillars!"

Lao Qin tugged at the costumes on his body, and explained in a formulaic way: "It was originally a crew dinner that day. It just happened to be photographed."

"You can save this sentence to deceive ghosts. Anyway, long-distance relationships will eventually turn into heterosexual relationships, so it's better to divorce."

"Oh. There is a famous snack street in the whole city. Do you want to eat?"

"Yes!" Lu Xiaoshou's eyes turned into stars, and he looked up and meowed like a cat.

"Are you rich?"

"Isn't it with you?"

"Oh. I'm divorced. It's not related to me. Forget it." Lao Qin turned around and left.

Lu Xiaoshou was in a hurry.

You think he really thinks that Lao Qin is cheating, but he just intends to use this reason to get Lao Qin to agree with him to eat and drink and sweep the snack street.

Although Lu Xiaoshou can secretly sweep the snack street, the problem is that Lao Qin is like a spy, he is caught every time, and as soon as he catches all kinds of strange plays, he will come.

Lu Xiaoshou really has lingering fears about all kinds of plays, and loves and hates them at the same time.The problem is that this guy has been running wildly on the road to death, completely unaware that all kinds of divorce stalks that have appeared in order to live a fair and free life have become Lao Qin's new excuses for various plays.

Lu Xiaoshou grabbed Lao Qin's arm to prevent him from leaving, "Old Qin, Lao Qin, I was just joking. Let's eat, let's eat, let's go eat."

"Still divorced?"

"Who said you want to leave? Which bastard said that?"

Lao Qin slowly evoked a wicked, lewd smile, leaned into Lu Xiaoshou's ear and said a play that had been itching.

With a bitter face, Lu Xiao nodded slowly and unwillingly.

Lu Xiaoshou thought to himself: In the past, as soon as a request was made, he agreed, but now as soon as a request is made, there is a request.Sure enough, a long-distance relationship or something should be divorced.

However, let's wait until we are full before filing for a divorce.

☆、Chapter 3

Ugh!

Lu Xiaoshou shook his empty wallet, frowning and resentful.

There are still more than ten days before the salary is paid, and he has already topped the list of the moonlight clan.

Lu Xiaoshou secretly glanced at the bedside table, where Lao Qin's wallet was placed.That lovely GUCCI black striped wallet contained a lovely crime-inducing bank|bank card.

That bank|bank card was half of Lu Xiaoshou's salary contributed over the years, and Lao Qin had locked it in his own wallet and refused to spend it.

Said to give him a pension.Pooh!Lu Xiaoshou is still young and still has more than 30 years of salary, why should he save his pension now?Lao Qin clearly wanted to prevent him from spending money to go to places where there were feasting and feasting.

I don't even think about him, Lu Xiaoshou, is the otaku a person who just goes out and wanders casually?

Lu Xiaoshou pursed his lips in disdain, while looking past the sleeping Lao Qin with his eyes shining, he carefully reached for the wallet on the bedside table with his fingers.

Lu Xiaoshou smiled happily when he felt his finger touch a cold and hard object.

Suddenly hearing a 'click' sound in the dark night, Lu Xiaoshou's face turned green and green again.

His waist... broke.

Sure enough, the kitchen play was too challenging for Xiaoshou's flexibility.

With a grim face, Lu Xiaoshou killed the sleeping Lao Qin madly with his eyes. His current thought was to murder Lao Gong, for his own waist, for his future sexual happiness, and to prevent himself from being exhausted.

Seeing Lao Qin's satisfied sleeping face, Lu Xiaoshou's back was sore and teary, and he bit the sheets fiercely with jealousy.

"It seems that you are not tired."

Ok?

Shocked, Lu Xiaoshou slowly turned his head and saw old Qin Chunfeng's face.Lu Xiaoshou shook his head in shock, his eyes full of despair: "No, no, I'm tired, very tired."

Lao Qin glanced at the bedside table, "The wallet has moved."

"No."

"I put a piece of white paper on the bottom of the water cup, and my wallet is also on the white paper. The white paper is wet."

Lu Xiaoshou slowly opened his mouth wide: Damn it!This kind of scheming makes a divorce every minute!

Lao Qin obviously saw through Lu Xiaoshou's thoughts at a glance: "Don't you get hoarse every time you finish it? I'll just put plain water for you to drink."

Lu Xiao was accused: "Fuck~ fart...why do you put blank paper? You just don't believe me."

Lao Qin was silent on this point.

He was silent!

Lu Xiaoshou was so indignant that he struggled to get up.Lao Qin swept his arms around: "Why are you going?"

"Sleep in separate rooms."

"Don't mess around. Do it again."

"Get out~"

Lu Xiaoshou didn't have class in the morning, otherwise Lao Qin wouldn't have suppressed him to work hard until late at night last night.

Lu Xiaoshou, who was resting on the bed, was not very happy because he only had ten yuan in his wallet.Just enough for his round trip fare.

Lu Xiaoshou felt sad, feeling that Lao Qin no longer loved him.At the beginning, the old Qin who agreed that he was responsible for making money to support the family, and Lu Xiaoshou was in charge of buying, buying, buying, and buying had disappeared into the long river of trivial life.

Time is easy to throw away, cherries are red, plantains are green... fall!

"I've worked so hard to lure you into pretending to be a fool and come to the door with an excuse, but you only pay ten yuan! Lao Qin, you're so good!"

Lu Xiaoshou supported the table with one hand and the other, stood up with difficulty, gritted his teeth and went to the bathroom.Cursing and baring her teeth, she returned to the bed and lay on her stomach after washing.

Lu Xiaoshou pondered one thing deeply. He knew that among the reasons for divorce in the world, the one with a high percentage was the uneven distribution of property.Of course he agrees with this, because now he really wants to divorce Lao Qin.

Therefore, Lu Xiaoshou pondered deeply, what method should he use to discuss the monthly pocket money with Lao Qin as tactfully as possible... slam!Why, as a small shou, should Xiao Gong control his pocket money? ? ! !Is it because he is a handicapped party?

No no no, calm down!

Lu Xiaoshou took a deep breath, came down several times, and regained his composure—so, how to gently remind Lao Qin to redistribute the allowance amount?

The bedroom was quiet, the clock was ticking past, and after a while, a sonata sounded.

Lu Xiaoshou touched his stomach, got up from the bed dejectedly, and went to the kitchen to find something to eat.Fortunately, Lao Qin had prepared breakfast when he left, and he only needed to heat it up in the microwave.

After eating, I washed the bowl in the sink and it was almost time to go to class.Lu Xiaoshou changed her clothes and changed her shoes at the entrance when suddenly the cell phone in her pocket rang.

I took it out to answer the call, and as soon as I put it to my ear, I heard an extremely cheerful "banquet!"

"Susu?"

Lu Yan was surprised.

Su Su's full name is Yang Susu, and she is a new colleague who has only been teaching for a year.Although he is always lacking in strength, his luck is unmatched.

"Yanyan, I'm back from vacation. I brought you a present—um, this one? No. This one..."

"Susu, I...I have a question for you."

Lu Yan hesitated.In fact, his various inexplicable divorce stalks recently were taught by Yang Susu. Although every time he steals chickens, he won't lose money, but Lu Xiaoshou has already developed a cult-like belief in Yang Susu's good luck.

"It's just... how can I gently remind my old Gong that... I don't have enough pocket money?"

"It's simple. Just tell Lao Gong that I'm poor."

"That's how it is..."

Lu Xiaoshou's eyes lit up, and he got some kind of special cheat.He thought of how to euphemistically remind Lao Qin of the uneven distribution of property, that is - crying poor!

Believe in the fairness of a third party's perspective.

If someone else is crying poor, maybe someone will sympathize.If someone else cried poor to Lao Qin, Lao Qin kicked him.If it was Lu Xiaoshou who was crying poor with Lao Qin, Lao Qin would just push him up and play all kinds of unspeakable games with him.

After class, Lu Xiaoshou rushed home early, found a summer shirt that was no longer worn, picked up several holes and put it on his body, and a pair of hot pants on his lower body, basically being covered by the shirt was equivalent to not wearing it.

After Lu Xiaoshou finished dressing, she patted the clothes on her body, deeply feeling that she was so miserable that no one had ever seen him before or since.But he is also smart, and he still wants to pretend to be obedient while crying poor.

So I put on an apron and went into the kitchen to prepare dinner.

well!Lu Xiaoshou, poor brain-dead Lu Xiaoshou, who usually dances idioms like a monkey, why is he so stupid when he meets Lao Qin?

Lao Qin overturned the producer's drinking game and rushed home exhausted.As soon as he opened the door, he was taken aback by the romantic and charming atmosphere created in the room (Lu Xiaoshou's original intention was to exaggerate the sad atmosphere), and the first thing he thought was that Lu Xiaoshou had caused some trouble again.

Lao Qin walked lightly, followed the sound to find the kitchen, and saw Lu Xiaoshou in the kitchen with white and greasy thighs wearing an apron and playing in the kitchen.Lao Qin's throat was thirsty, and his body was hot.

Lao Qin leaned against the door and undid the top button.With a wicked smile, her gaze inch by inch, looking at Lu Xiaoshou who is cooking happily from bottom to top.

Tsk tsk, that look was so revealing that he almost said, 'Lie down and let me do it! ' up.

Lu Xiaoshou is cooking.At the same time, I am dreaming.

He imagined that Lao Qin was moved by his miserable appearance and regretted the pain, and then gave him a lot of pocket money, Lu Xiaoshou laughed out loud as he thought about it.

Suddenly, a dangerous look stuck behind his back, making Lu Xiaoshou unstoppably weak.Especially when that gaze became hotter and more dangerous, Lu Xiaoshou turned around abruptly.

"Oh! Old Qin?!"

Lao Qin's appearance of taking the aphrodisiac obviously made Lu Xiaoshou shrink back, but the stubborn and tenacious pocket money still called Lu Xiaoshou to continue to be stupid.

So Lu Xiaoshou put the last dish on the table tenaciously, turned around and washed his hands and said, "Old Qin, wash your hands. Today I will let you taste my cooking—"

Lu Xiaoshou paused, he suddenly saw his own reflection in the floor-to-ceiling glass window, and was horrified.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! !The one who is wearing an apron and intends to come to the kitchen to play, don't tell me that the accident is clearly a slutty who is the temptation of the baby?who is it? !

Lu Xiaoshou realized that he seemed to be stupid. He was thinking with a stiff head, wondering if he said he was unintentional, old Qin Xin?

Old Qin Xin?

Ah.This is the same as the end of the world in 2012, do you believe it?

Obviously impossible!Because it's 2016 now!By the way, is this the time for Lu Xiaoshou to think about these things? ! !

Lu Xiaoshou smiled awkwardly, "Lao, Lao Qin, you can eat first. I, I will go and change clothes." After speaking, he rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and slipped away.

Halfway through the slip, Lu Xiaoshou found himself flying.However, that is an illusion.

The fact is that this guy was picked up by Lao Qin's waist and pressed on the sofa.

Lu Xiaoshou's scalp was numb, and his waist softened uncontrollably.He shook his voice: "Old Lao Lao, Lao Lao Qin, what are you doing?"

Hiss - Lu Xiaoshou gasped, and Lao Qin touched the skin on his waist with a slightly cool hand, tending to move toward the two red fruits in the middle of his chest.

Lu Xiaoshou was about to cry, "Old Qin, eat."

Old Qin: "Yeah. I'm eating."

Lu Xiaoshou: QAQ.

Lu Xiaoshou was stripped naked, lying on the sofa waiting to accept his old Qin.Unexpectedly, Lao Qin hadn't moved for a long time, and Lu Xiaoshou felt lonely.Hip twitching in discontented protest.

Lao Qin slapped him and said in a low voice, "Don't act like a baby!"

Who, who acted like a baby?

Lao Qin picked up Lu Xiaoshou and walked to the kitchen. Lu Xiaoshou was frightened: "What are you doing?" He was afraid of QAQ.

Lao Qin pushed up hooliganically, and the thing happened to rub against Lu Xiaoshou's buttocks.

Lu Xiaoshou instantly softened into a puddle of water.

Lao Qin bit his ear: "Didn't you let me do your thing?"

Lu Xiaoshou: ...

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Afterwards, Lu Xiaoshou sobbed in Lao Qin's arms.Lao Qin sat at the dining table and coaxed him on his lap like a baby, "Okay, don't cry, isn't it you who want to play temptation? You know, how can I hold back against you?"

Lu Xiaoshou yelled in a hoarse and sore voice: "Fart! Who tempted you? Who tempted you? Ah? They cook for you. You are a beast, not a human!"

"That's right, I'm not human, be good. My husband will give you money tomorrow, can you buy whatever you like?"

After Lu Xiaoshou said this, he felt even more wronged.I cried even harder.

But Lao Qin was so distressed that he immediately lowered his lower limit without a lower limit - slapped in the face.

"Okay, okay, can you increase your pocket money every month?"

"Add...beep...how much?"

Old Qin was speechless: "How much did you say?"

"Eight...eight hundred?"

Lao Qin's expression was very strange, and he stared at Lu Xiaoshou, getting more and more strange.

Lu Xiaoshou thought it was too much, so he pointed his fingers aggrievedly: "Then, that five hundred?" Seeing that Lao Qin still had a strange expression, he roared angrily: "It can't be less."

"Okay. Promise you, promise you. Huh? Have dinner?"

"Don't eat."

"Ok?"

"You feed me."

"it is good."

......

So, can't sex | seduce at the beginning?What are you doing with so many tricks?In the end it was not eaten.

☆、Chapter 4

Lu Xiaoshou dragged her chin and looked up at the sky, resolutely feeling that she should get a divorce.

After all, if he doesn't get a divorce again, he's going to die! (づ)づ! ! !

Every time Lao Qin is at home, he has to squeeze him dry. The problem is that he squeezes dry as soon as he is dry.

Sure enough, the water in the entertainment industry is too deep!

Lao Qin, who was conservative and only knew the back position and side position, also learned badly.

Don't even look at how old he is?Beware of dying.

It seems...he is the one who is exhausted now!

Lu Xiaoshou looked up at the sky at 45°, thinking sadly that this could not go on.Otherwise, both of them will be exhausted.

He was really afraid that one day, the two of them would die and make headlines.

The headline reads "Actor and a certain man from a certain college played Xxplay in a high-end apartment to death", so embarrassing~

Lu Xiaoshou covered her eyes and groaned unbearably, but her cheeks were rosy pink.It can be seen from this that Lu Xiaoshou really said no to it verbally, but in fact, his body is so honest and arrogant.

In fact, Lao Qin ran around all year round because of his career in the entertainment industry, and only returned home once in the first few years and months.When I come back, I only stay for two or three days and rush to make an announcement.

Ever since he took the Best Actor award, Lao Qin has become picky about the script and followed the high-quality line.So there is plenty of time, but this so-called abundance may suddenly not go home for two or three months.

Old Qin was in his thirties, at the age of a tiger and a wolf.Sometimes the fire that has accumulated for two or three months will be found on Lu Xiaoshou, which is like a beast.

Go home once and don't dry Lu Xiaoshou until dawn and pass out. Don't let others go.

You have to know that disharmony in sex life is also the reason why many couples divorce.

Lu Xiaoshou deeply felt that the sex life between him and Lao Qin was simply too disharmonious, and it was about to cause a conflict like a volcanic eruption.

He thought he should make repeated orders to Lao Qin, strictly forbidding Lao Qin to play hooligans to him at every turn.Thinking of this, Lu Xiaoshou really naively ran to formulate a series of declaration policies.

Eloquently and contentedly, he wrote a thick five-page A4 paper, in standard Song style No. [-], and listed dozens of marital tragedies caused by disharmonious sex life. The degree of exaggeration is tragic and touching.

Trying to persuade a man who is over the age, in his prime, travels frequently, and occasionally has sex, to take good care of his lower body.

Lu Xiaoshou also worked hard.

When old Qin Fengchen rushed back, exhausted, he was unexpectedly taken care of by his own little shou.

Lao Qin was very flattered, and felt that his waiting and dedication still had results.Look, the tsundere little shou of his family has learned to take care of others, has learned to feel sorry for her husband, and has learned to be virtuous and virtuous.

Lu Xiaoshou took Lao Qin's suitcase, helped him take off his coat, and put hot water and bathrobes for him early.After Lao Qin finished washing, he warmly served him for dinner.

Just like the best wife.

When Lu Xiaoshou was serving Lao Qin's dinner, Lao Qin had misfired several times, and wanted to just kill Lu Xiaoshou and let him go.

It's a pity that Lu Xiaoshou shyly rejected every time.

After finally finishing the meal, when Lu Xiaoshou was cleaning up the bowls and chopsticks, Lao Qin pushed down the bowls and chopsticks and crushed Lu Xiaoshou.

Lu Xiaoshou's eyes were full of tears, "Wait a minute, if the bowl is not washed, it will get dirty, it is very difficult to wash."

Old Qin said impatiently, "I'll wash it."

Lu Xiaoshou burst into tears: "Really?"

"That's right. Baby, let me do it. I miss my husband."

Lu Xiaoshou blew his nose hard, immediately turned his face away, pushed away the burning Lao Qin, turned around and greeted five large papers on the table.

She said arrogantly: "I signed it. If I don't sign it, I won't make out."

Lao Qin's eyes turned down by a millimeter, and he looked away.Steep was so frightened by the large characters 赤|纯独 on it that he almost wilted.

"On the importance of sexual happiness and a harmonious life and the commitment letter three times a week?"

Old Qin stared at Lu Xiaoshou in shock, and sighed vicissitudes in his heart: Sure enough, Lu Xiaoshou, a virtuous and virtuous Lu Xiaoshou, was just his naive fantasy.

Lao Qin, who understood why Lu Xiaoshou was so courteous, sat down on the stool, and the thing that was still raised below was just playing hooligans like that.

The corner of Lu Xiaoshou's mouth twitched, but he didn't tilt his head or hide, although he was upset to see Old Qin Te's proud look.But they are old couples and old wives, and both of them are very familiar, so there is no need to pretend to be shy.

Lu Xiaoshou nodded: "That's right! I think our sex life has caused great disharmony. So I need you to sign this list to ensure the harmony between us."

"I think the sex life between us is very compatible, and there is nothing to be dissatisfied with. Or do you feel unsatisfied? Then I will work harder."

"Bah! Shameless."

"If you are not satisfied, why blame me?"

"I'm very satisfied...no, I'm very dissatisfied...nor! Ahh, anyway, because of your overly strong sexual desire puts a heavy burden on my body. I feel very unhappy, very uncomfortable, very Not satisfied!"

Lu Xiaoshou almost roared out his dissatisfaction, which made Lao Qin silent for a moment.

Lao Qin lowered his head and didn't speak for a long time, looking rather hurt.Presumably, he was hurt by Lu Xiaoshou's words.

Seeing Lao Qin like this, Lu Xiaoshou felt quite guilty. He bit his lip and cautiously probed: "Old Qin?" ?"

Old Qin said quietly: "I didn't expect that I would cause you so much trouble..." The expression and voice were quite self-blaming, sad and disappointed.

Lu Xiaoshou's heart aches...it's not about love, it's about appearance.Look at Lao Qin's good looks, with sharp edges and corners and handsome features, he is a male god who has been dubbed as the Top 1 sexy male god.

The male god showed a sad expression of self-blame and sadness, Lu Xiaoshou's heart ached.Hurry up and hug Lao Qin, and apologize with great distress: "No, no, Lao Qin, don't be sad. I'm talking nonsense, don't be sad. My Lao Qin is the best."

Lao Qin shook his head, his brows were full of self-confidence: "I know your dissatisfaction. I never thought that as a husband, I would let my wife tell me that he is not satisfied, happy and comfortable. This is against my ability. , technical doubts."

Lu Xiaoshou was stunned for a few seconds, and his whole face darkened suddenly.Throwing Lao Qin out of his arms fiercely: "Go away, Lao Qin! Go to hell!"

Lao Qin quickly pulled Lu Xiaoshou into his arms, locked Lu Xiaoshou tightly with his long arms and legs, and put his chin on top of Lu Xiaoshou's head.After rubbing for a while, he said softly, "Yanyan, I'm sorry."

"Why, why do you suddenly apologize? Huh, you were sorry for me in the first place."

Lao Qin smiled lowly: "Yes. I always work outside, and hardly stay with you at home. I'm sorry for making you lonely."

Lu Xiaoshou was embarrassed, he couldn't bear Lao Qin's tenderness the most.He is still used to Lao Qin's autocracy.

"No, it doesn't matter. Anyway, you work for your family. Besides, a man should put his career first."

"Thank you." Lao Qin excitedly kissed Lu Xiaoshou's temples lightly, and after being tender with him for a while, he said with satisfaction: "However, I still feel sorry for you. I have too little time with you. So I plan to Open a studio, bring artists, and move behind the scenes by yourself. Spend more time with you."

"Really?!" Lu Xiaoshou looked back at Lao Qin in surprise: "You, you don't make dramas anymore?"

"It's not that I don't want to shoot, I just shoot again when I meet good ones. But I must reduce the time for filming dramas, so that I can spend more time with you when the time comes."

Lu Xiaoshou was obviously moved to the point of death, but at this moment he was twitching.

"Who wants you to pay? I'm so annoying to you. When I'm not at home, I'll be on the phone every three days. It's authoritarian and overbearing. If I'm at home, why don't I be imprisoned?"

"Oh, if you can be obedient, how can I care about you?"

"What's wrong with me? Every time I go to work and go home, do you understand two points and one line?"

"If you're not good, how did Xiang Xu's incident happen?"

Lu Xiao was choked by his words, and took a while to retort: ​​"Then, that was an accident! I didn't provoke it on my own initiative."

"It's not the case with provocations. If you provoke me, won't it make me more busy?"

"You despise me!"

"No. It's not too late for me to love you."

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