breakup alliance OL

We met again at 21:30 on the fourth day of the breakup.

The ex-boyfriend opened the door with a key, like every day for six years, he opened the door and entered the house by himself, but he didn't change his shoes, because the ex-boyfriend's slippers were in the garbage bag containing fried eel, and the fried eel was in the beam. Yun's stomach is churning, and the slippers are in...

"Where are my slippers?" Ji Xiaocheng asked naturally.

If it weren't for the presence of the slightly protruding beer belly, Liang Yun would have thought that this was a trip back in time, and suddenly he was back in college, and the handsome Ji Xiaocheng was walking towards him.

A sudden pain in the lower abdomen that cannot be ignored pulled Liang Yun's sanity back. He was thinking about how to deal with the first meeting after the breakup, when Ji Xiaocheng had already walked in.

He had a haircut. Liang Yun once forced him to go to a hairdressing salon to have this hairstyle cut. It suited his face shape and temperament very well. Later, he asked him to trim it when it grew. Expensive and loaded with forks, but also difficult to take care of.

He was wearing a black shirt and a black suit. A suit purchased from Taobao Worldwide had been in Liang Yun's shopping cart for half a year. He had fought coldly over the deal for a week, but in the end he failed to buy it. It turned out that his vision It's not bad, Ji Xiaocheng suits this suit quite well, it's perfect without a beer belly.

And this pair of shoes on her feet, the same style as what Liang Yun is wearing now, are...

Wait, what kind of expression does Ji Xiaocheng have! ?

Liang Yun received Ji Xiaocheng's slightly sarcastic gaze, and looked him up and down unscrupulously. Following the gaze of his ex-boyfriend, Liang Yun lowered his eyes and saw a white shirt poked out of the open trouser chain with a strong sense of presence. One side of the trousers is on the knee, and the other side is hanging properly. There is a convenient bowl containing mushroom porridge lying on the bare left foot.

"Why are you coming to my house?" He asked and kicked the bowl under the computer table.

This guy also wears perfume, which is his favorite Gucci Guilty. The smell makes his breath hot and his bones numb... Aww, is Ji Xiaocheng here to show his favor?

"I'll pick up what's left behind."

"what?"

As soon as Ji Xiaocheng came in, he didn't see the garbage bag behind the sofa, but only saw an old man with pale, dull skin, peeling lips, and a worn-out face that looked like his trouser chains were not closed.

The uneasy mood before opening the door suddenly jumped for joy, and then saw the game interface on the monitor, frowned, and said lightly: "Are you playing online games?"

"So what?" Liang Yun raised his chin arrogantly.

Ji Xiaocheng smiled noncommittally, "It's not good." He walked to the sofa casually with his hands in his pockets, "Give me the things, I'm in a hurry."

"Is that bag of garbage?" Liang Yun sneered in his heart, look, look, what did I say, this guy will find an excuse to come back and admit his mistake in less than a week, the worst horse to ride!

Ji Xiaocheng turned his head and glanced at him. This angle of turning his head slightly is full of GAY lethality. The classmate Liang Yun in college was captured by this unruly gaze.

"Yes, it's that bag of garbage, give it to me." He turned around slowly and emphasized again: "I'm still in a hurry."

Liang Yun joked: "Since it's rubbish, why would I stay at home and leave the house early?"

Ji Xiaocheng's eyes darkened, he was like this before he got angry and cursed, Liang Yun burst out laughing in his heart, you get angry, you curse, you come, come, come, small sample, if you are serious, you will lose!

The anger in Ji Xiaocheng's eyes was fleeting, and he said with a faint smile: "Actually, it's nothing, I'm just used to that old man's music, forget it, if the old one doesn't go away, the new one won't come, if I really want to take that bag of garbage away, I'll return it." How to enter the bar, okay, just do it, for nothing!"

Under Liang Yun's furious gaze, he turned his head and walked away. When he opened the door, he shouted loudly from behind: "Leave the key for me!!!"

Unexpectedly, Ji Xiaocheng, a fat man with a wide heart and a broad body, was so agile, he flew up and closed the door with a "bang".

"Crack!" An old man slammed on the door and slowly fell.

With the mentality of looking for abuse, Liang Yun threw his ass into the chair, flew An Jili to the wild, and pressed shift to grab the coordinates and send them to the world.

[World] Anji Lila: Dugu Jianzhong 89,183_Come and kill_Whoever does not come is the grandson

World Channel exploded.

[World] Give me back the Supreme: Shemale, you better stand still, grandpa, I'm coming! !

[World] Aite Yangguo: They are all from our hometown, if you have something to say, please look at my cute little eyes (*＾-＾*)

[World] Aite Gugu: My wife is acting cute to strangers. This is a man's world. Shemale who cheat money and love can be punished!

While speaking, Anjilila had been killed three times, and he was revived on the spot, deducting two silver and two experience points. He has now dropped to level 99.

[World] Anji Lila: Grandchildren, don't forget to ask [Return My Supreme] for money! !

Level 10 after 98 minutes.

Level 10 after 95 minutes.

[World] Anji Lila: Hahahaha_Generate income for the next generation_Grandpa died well_Ahahahahaha

Level 10 after three 90 minutes.

In the game, if you kill the same character more than ten times, you will get a red name, and the unbound equipment will be removed from protection. At this time, the probability of being killed and exploding the equipment exceeds that of a white-named player, so the Dugu Sword Tomb where Anji Lila is located becomes The white ones killed the red ones, and the red ones flew all over the sky. The NPC guards in the main city also joined the team chasing down the red-named players. The whole Pinghu Qiuyue killed a group of Haiqingheyan.

[Private Chat] Aite Yangguo: Go offline forcibly, if you keep killing like this, your level will be lost.

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: If you drop it, you will drop it_I am not short of money_only 998!

[Private Chat] Aite Yangguo: Are you really a shemale?

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: If you don’t want to change your name, don’t change your surname. At worst, you will still be a good man after 18 years

[Private Chat] Aite Yangguo: Hey... [Return My Supreme] The money bag has been hugged and dropped...

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: Humph_It deserves it

[Private chat] Aite Yangguo: The team member wants to talk to you, drag him out of the blacklist.

[Private chat] Anji Lila: I disagree with him and do not conspire with him_I have nothing to say! ! !

[Private Chat] Aite Yangguo: Low oil~~Why bother you are fellow villagers~~ Give me a face?You are like Tuanza, lazy to use spaces to make sentences.

Liang Yun dragged Ke Lusi out of the blacklist, and the private chat window was immediately opened.

[Private Chat] Lying Mao Kelusi: I'm level 87_How do you feel?

[Private chat] Anji Lila: It feels great_Emma, ​​I want more~~~

[Private Chat] Lie Mo Ke Lusi: ...

【Private Chat】Anji Lila: (ˇ＾ˇ〉

[Private Chat] Lying Mao Kelusi: Our sworn relationship is still there

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: So what

[Private Chat] Lie Mo Ke Lusi: Not so good

[Horn] Lie Mao Kelusi: The killing order ends here_Let’s go to our mothers

[Private Chat] Lying Mao Ke Lusi: Family Invitation Click Agree

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: I don’t want it~~

[Private Chat] Lying Mao Ke Lusi: Pfft——

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: Smile, laugh

[Private chat] Lying Mao Kelusi: Because I know you are a man_ so I feel that this delicate tone is full of disharmony

Liang Yun took a sip of water and rolled his eyes.

[Private Chat] Lying Mao Kelusi: And you used wavy lines_ I wonder if you are a man or a fake man

[Private chat] Anji Lila: Grandpa is 100% a pure gold man

[Private Chat] Lying Mao Kelusi: Dare to video

Liang Yun was taken aback, he was not afraid of video, but thought it would be too childish to video with a stranger just to prove something, what if someone wants to fall in love with him?He didn't want to cause trouble for no reason and be troubled by entanglements.

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: Is it a man or a woman? What are you doing? I'm going to sleep_88

[Private Chat] Lying Mao Kelusi: Accept the family invitation before going to sleep

An invitation window popped up, Liang Yun clicked to agree, shut down and log off.

The seductive fragrance of Gucci Guilty that sometimes has no provocative desire remained in the living room. Liang Yun took a deep breath and threw himself on the bed with heavy steps.

He had a dream all night, the dream was full of killing blood mist and abstinence, he dreamed that he was tied to the torture rack, and countless poisonous snakes spit out demon red letters, slowly crawling from the shackles along the calf. Climbing up slowly, the cold and slippery belly of the snake clings to his body, leaving traces of sinful water on the **** skin, the venomous tongue reveals its fangs, the poisonous gland penetrates into the blood vessels from the broken skin, every inch of the blood vessels is trembling, Exploding in a trembling of pain...

The alarm clock tore through the weird dream, Liang Yun suddenly opened his eyes, it was a quarter past six.

It takes a quarter of an hour to get dressed, wash and shave, 5 minutes to buy breakfast, 8-10 minutes to wait for the bus at 15 o'clock sharp, 5 minutes to school, [-] minutes to walk in and clock in, which happens to be [-] o'clock sharp.

Rao knows that the time of the alarm clock is the limit that can only be fast but not slow, he still doesn't want to get up, not to mention the dirty underwear, but he still doesn't want to get up, this dream is too exciting, it came unexpectedly and just right, he It needs a good aftertaste, this sexual fantasy that he has always wanted to experience in his subconscious but kept secret.

He was 5 minutes late for work, and the attendance award was at stake. In the first English class of the fifth class of the second grade, he stepped into the classroom with his usual graceful steps, and unsurprisingly, he received countless affectionate little eyes.

Going to class, finishing class, repeating step by step, and then a lazy lunch break, he lay on the small bed in the lounge and continued his dream from last night, but unfortunately dreams are dreams, it will not be as you wish. Continue with the previous episode play.

I didn’t buy vegetables when I got home from get off work, so I bought a pack of Laotan sauerkraut noodles in a bowl on the way. I haven’t tasted this taste for a long time, so I just tried it today.

After boiling water and pouring it into a bowl, he decided to take a shower first. Before he could wipe his body, the phone rang, and he rushed out of the bathroom to answer the phone naked. , if you heard me right, you seem to be panting!"

Liang Yun's "Yun" was mispronounced as "of" by many people, and the nickname "Dede" was called by Ji Xiaocheng when he was in college.

"Fuck you, I was just taking a shower and ran out to answer the phone!"

"Hehehe, I thought you were finally willing to dump Ji Xiaocheng and find a fierce handsome guy to play with the old-man-push-car."

There is also a pure zero over the phone, his name is Yanyao, we have known each other on the forum for three years, a year ago, if Liang Yun could be top, maybe he would have kicked Ji Xiaocheng to hug this little beauty, what a pity, wish and reality There are certain irreconcilable differences.

The old-man-push-cart is Liang Yun's favorite body-position. He is wild and reserved. He can be penetrated 100% without his own efforts. The whole body is swaying with the rhythm of the rhythm like a candle in the wind. Shattered mind and soul in the impact.

It's a pity that Ji Xiaocheng, that fat man with a wide heart, doesn't even want to expend any energy in making love. He always hopes that he can make money by selling meat even if he is unemployed in the future.

"How did you know I broke up?"

"I met him in 'Nightlight' yesterday. The man dressed like a dog had a drink with Yi Chunling. I went to chat for a few words. I didn't expect him to recruit himself. It's been a week since we broke up? Why didn't you tell me? What do you say? You are not authentic!"

Liang Yun's heart sank, it turned out that Ji Xiaocheng was really in a hurry, fuck your mother's pure zero, you are a handy chopstick who is hungry!

"Why don't we just break up, what can we say about this trivial matter, come out for a drink another day, I invite you!"

"Just pretend, I don't know you yet. It's been nine years since I was in college. If you say you can get points... don't be hysterical by me. OK……"

Liang Yun definitely didn't drop his phone because of his self-cultivation. Yan Yao's little b had never missed Ji Xiaocheng before, and the insulting nickname of "broad-hearted and fat man" came from Yan Yao's mouth. This will really break up. Damn he again Come pretend to be a peacemaker——I will kill you with a mouthful of thick phlegm pia!

"...According to me, you can find a step to go down. When two attacks meet, there must be a shou. When two shou meet, the chrysanthemum cools down. This is a phenomenon in the circle. If you can't do top, fasten your own top. You I didn't see it, the little zeros in "Night" last night wanted to split up the old season one by one."

"I don't have anything to do with him anymore. He can go to whoever he likes!" Liang Yun said loudly, "If you're a friend, don't keep your mouth shut. Ji Xiaocheng, this person won't do my business to anyone in the future!"

"Okay, don't be angry, do you want me to sleep with you?"

"The two are sleepy? Come on! That's an insult to Cucumber, thanks to your thinking, it's getting late, I'm going to bed."

"Okay, for nothing!"

Liang Yun hung up the phone and stared blankly at the computer monitor, Yanyao's phone call completely disturbed his good mood.

Sitting on the sofa with uncontrollable thoughts, Yanyao is right. In the circle, there are more than 0 and less than 1, and the proportional distribution is 1:2. Ji Xiaocheng can easily find two young shouhuan fat Yanshou Flip the brand according to your preferences, but look at yourself, if you don't take the initiative to make a move, I'm afraid there is no other way to keep the chrysanthemum cool except for help from the Panasonic massage stick.

No!I absolutely don't want to give the rest of my life to Daoguo for massage-massage-sticks! ! !

-------------------------------small theater

"On the week of September 2002st, 9, it's really hot. I met a SB on the BBS yesterday. It's hard to believe that there is such a weird regional black in this university, but it doesn't matter. I spit him out. I guess At the moment, I am in seclusion and lying dead. The following is my inner OS: Don't let me catch the real body, or...hehe!"

Sunday, September 2002, 9 x Sunny

Saying "hate" can only be reserved for girls?Why do boys get sprayed for using this word?You can get angry even when you visit forums while wearing a vest. It’s all because I’m too serious. What should I do if I get angry and have a hernia? Forget it. PS: Who is that!I remember your vest, don't let me see you next time!