breakup alliance OL

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: ...

[Private Chat] Aite Yangguo: Wash and sleep.

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: How many pieces of equipment do you have?

[Private Chat] Aite Yangguo: I only have a pair of junk shoes, and I lost more than 600 million experience points. What about you?

[Private chat] Anji Lila: My equipment is all bound_experience dropped more than 300w

[Private chat] I'm not Guo Daxia: Hey_how is the food in your prison?

[Private chat] Anji Lila: I don’t know you well=_=#

[Private Chat] I'm not Guo Daxia: I'm Kelusi_I'm familiar with it now

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: Sorry_This person is even more unfamiliar

[Private Chat] Aite Yangguo: I am offline, 88~~~~

[Private Chat] I'm not Guo Daxia: Stop making trouble, be good_let me out~~~

Is this person really Ke Lusi who is as serious as a ray?

What's wrong with wandering around these days without money, whether it's a person or a ghost, they can make waves at any time, it's really messy in the tm wind.

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: You are looking for the wrong person

[Private chat] I'm not Guo Daxia: I'm just a participant_not imprisoned_let me out of the blacklist~~~

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: What are the benefits?

[Private chat] I'm not Guo Daxia: You really want to open a dyeing workshop if you give some color_Do you want some explosive equipment?_If you don't want to run naked, do as I say!

Pull Ke Lusi out of the blacklist, and the other party will come over privately immediately.

[Private Chat] Lying Mao Kelusi: You are the first person to block me twice

[Private Chat] Anji Lila: You are the first person to be blocked by me twice

[Private Chat] Lying Mao Ke Lusi: Uh huh_ very good match

[Private chat] Anji Lila: Don't make such corrupt jokes under the aura of a straight man (#‵′) Convex

[Private Chat] Mei Chuan Leiku: Am I handsome today?

[Private chat] Anji Lila: handsome

[Private Chat] Lying Mao Ke Lusi: Are you so unbearable to be joked?not like

【Private chat】Mei Chuan Leiku: There is no sincerity at all (╯^╰）

[Private chat] Anji Lila: I'm afraid you won't be able to take a joke_Do you dare to face Ji, Ouba?Please fuck with me Shan Ya-蠛-蝶~~~~~~

[Private chat] Anji Lila: I am patient with you_Memoda>3

[Private chat] Lying Mao Kelusi: I'm so shy_but I accept it_By the way, I'll get back to you>3

[Private Chat] Mei Chuan Leiku:?

Now Liang Yun is really messed up...

A low-level mistake, this is simply the deterioration of the aging IQ, how embarrassing it is!

The image of the glorious and great Master in Tuer's heart was ruined by Ya-蠛-die like this, how disgusting others are disgusting himself, what an embarrassing word.

[Private Chat] Mei Chuan Leiku: Do you want to meet someone?with who?

Liang Yun's face was full of tears.

[Private Chat] Mei Chuan Lei Ku: Let’s just assume that you were speaking to me, which city are you in?Should I go to your place or you come over?Air ticket reimbursement, Ouba!

[Private chat] Meichuan Leiku: If you can solve things with your right hand, it is better to ask yourself than to ask others, or I will send you an airplane barrel, and express delivery is free, dear!

I was a bit embarrassed at first, but was completely irritated by the above two secrets.

[Private chat] Anji Lila: Leave it to yourself to clear up that poor memory!I don't know how good my sales volume is!

Shutdown offline!

The computer fan stopped working, and the room became quiet in an instant, and the mood also became quiet. Not only did he smile wryly, but also how could he talk to someone he didn't know? The last sentence was simply deceiving himself.

I just took a shower and stuffed myself into the quilt. It’s almost June, and the temperature at night is gradually rising. The quilt is still the space cotton winter quilt, and I haven’t changed it. .

I felt cold again when I opened the quilt and lay down, and felt hot again when I pulled the upper body to cover it for a while. All kinds of thoughts flooded out uncontrollably from time to time.

How old is that guy?He is much younger than himself, Ji Xiaocheng likes passionate people, do they have a happy life?Probably not sexually blessed, as long as Lao Ji is lazy as the No. 1 below, who can stand him?But the young man looked very good, probably because Lao Ji fed him quite satisfactorily, he was in heat during the daytime, when he and Lao Ji were together, except for the few years they met and opened rooms in the year of separation Do it during the day, and then live together and sex-life becomes a daily task without passion.

Liang Yun always has a certain longing for life. He is an ideal personality. An apt description is a combination of a girl's heart and a glass heart. He hopes that he can understand Ji Xiaocheng without talking about him. He waits for Ji Xiaocheng day after day. One day, when he had a great inspiration, he suddenly understood his sad little eyes.

After six years of disappointment, the youthful throbbing and passion at the beginning were exhausted in repeated disappointments, and Ji Xiaocheng was still the same Ji Xiaocheng, except for the fading enthusiasm, there was almost no change.

Liang Yun is eager to have a vigorous relationship, not to be together after the ups and downs of life and death in TV dramas, but to accept the mutual baptism of sunshine and rain like flowers on the balcony, instead of falling into vegetables, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea Can't extricate myself from the pale world.

If you only talk about living together together, Ji Xiaocheng is indeed a good partner. Liang Yun also tried to add a little flavoring, but he didn't dare to go into it, because Ji Xiaocheng is pragmatic, and he is very concerned about having an extra flower or breakfast at home. Switching to a Western style, he would give Liang Yun at most one attitude: wasting energy and wasting money, not to mention that there is still an unopened Tiao-egg locked in the drawer. However, for a sullen and pretentious man like him, begging for others is not as good as begging for himself.

Maybe he and Ji Xiaocheng are really not suitable.

It's only a matter of time before we part.

Monday Syndrome, going to work disgruntled, leaving work listlessly, filling my stomach at the noodle restaurant downstairs in the community, walking outside the unit door, and being stopped by Aunt Du next door: "Xiaoliang, there is your express delivery, I will help you." Take it, your uncle is watching TV at home, ask him to bring it to you."

Liang Yun thanked him, and when he went upstairs, he was thinking that he didn't buy anything, and even if he bought something, the courier would call him when no one was at home.

Knocking on the door next door, Uncle Du took out a large cardboard box with a smile, and said with a smile: "The courier knocked on your door in the morning and no one was there, so I came out and asked, here, this is Xiao Ji's package, send it to him." When I called, he said that he had filled in the wrong address, and I will give you all the small things anyway.”

"Oh, thank you, Uncle Du." Liang Yun weighed the weight, neither light nor heavy, who knows what's inside.

While opening the door with a key, Uncle Du poked his head out and asked tentatively, "Where did Xiao Ji go? Why haven't I seen anyone for half a month?"

Liang Yun smiled: "He went back and got married."

Uncle Du was startled, and wanted to ask something, but Liang Yun pretended not to see it, and quickly entered the room and closed the door.

Today's old people gossip one by one, Liang Yun smiles wryly.Put the big cardboard box on the dining table, the address on the courier slip is indeed the address here, and the buyer's account number is Ji Xiaocheng's Wangwang account, it seems that he forgot to change the default address when he bought something.

That guy doesn't know how to buy luxury goods or gold jewelry on Taobao, and the Tmall Supermarket logo is printed on the courier slip, so Liang Yun should be disrespectful.

Open the box seal, ho!This is filling the granary too!

A box of steamed cakes, a dozen of Zhoushan fish fillets, a can of Sophora japonica honey and grapefruit tea, a catty of first-class scallops, a catty of barley, and a foam box. After disassembly, there are ten frozen steaks and custard Bag.

A fat man with a wide body can really enjoy it!

Liang Yun, who had just been filled with a bowl of noodles, unpacked a bag of steak and went to the kitchen to fry it with a completely masochistic mentality.

Two people eat ten steaks five times, right?

Maybe a glass of red wine to go with it?

What the hell!

Now there are only nine yuan left, open the order and open the order!Let your bad things come to an end!

After chewing wax, he finished the steak that was fried like a match, and was about to turn on the computer when Yanyao's phone call came.

"Okay, hurry up and go to the Jianghu Miscellaneous Talk section of the forum, our video yesterday became popular."

"What's so interesting about that." Liang Yun was not interested.

"Let you read the reply below. Anyway, it's still an hour before you get out of the prison after 24 hours. Go to the forum and check it out. My old lady laughed out loud."

"Okay, I'll go take a look."

Open the official forum, the latest and most popular first is that post: extra!Reflections on the Pinghu Qiuyue Civil War!

The first floor is the text, which is probably the author’s views on this war and his implicit judgment. Of course, there is also the subtle attitude of watching the excitement without taking too much trouble and making no secret of his joy.

The video on the second floor, I really didn’t pay attention to it during the battle yesterday, but now I’m rewatching it from the perspective of a bystander, using a famous saying to describe it—that scene was really full of gongs and drums, firecrackers blasting, red flags waving, and crowds of people.

One word to describe - cattle!

Two words, awesome!

So the following conclusions were drawn from the building and demolition of the building - the landlord is the legendary den!

A certain philosophical brother left a message: This story teaches us that game companies create such a virtual environment that we can kill each other and we must be deeply impressed. It allows you to vent all kinds of dissatisfaction in real life in the game. You can live or die. If you die, you can still live, if you die, you still want to die.

A certain truth brother left a message: Please die upstairs, you think you are a cat?I want to die even after I die!

A certain prophecy brother left a message: Pinghu will be a ghost, play and cherish.

A certain roaring brother left a message: I will not let you go even if I am a ghost! ! ! ! !

A 1234 brother left a message:

Brother 1: Your Excellency is a bit of a coward, and the host is unscrupulous in spreading rumors.Online games need positive energy, so this post makes the headlines?

Brother 2: If this post hits the headlines, the host has already lost his morals.Spreading rumors caused the death of the whole family, and spread negative energy.

Brother 3: The chrysanthemum is bad, the chrysanthemum is bad, the host is basically not afraid of fucking.Rumors cause the organ to wither, and the egg breaks the bird with a crackling sound.

Brother 4: Although there was a sound of broken eggs, the post still made headlines.It's not how wonderful the content is, but the comments are too superb.

Brother 1: Who will take my doggerel?

Brother 4: I have been waiting for a long time!Lie Mao brother!

Brother 1: So it’s you, Fengyun, have you been in good health recently?

Brother 4: With your auspicious words, the younger brother is now calm and fat, and everything is fine, just waiting for a showdown with the ghost costume.

Brother 2: Number 2 is me, I am the breakpoint, I bring salt for myself!

Brother 1: Who is number 3?

No. 3: If you don't change your name when you go, you don't change your surname when you sit, the deity—underpants!

No. 1: Brother Underpants, I have to say that your lines are the roughest.Brother Fengyun, ghost clothes also have dignity, see you in the battle of clothes!

No. 4: Mouth and mouth, it should be expensive clothes, my brother is looking forward to it!

Brother 2: Underpants, please hide in your long johns quickly, don’t come out to show your eyes, our clothes are already embarrassing enough.

Brother 3: You are the most embarrassing person on our server, don’t deny it, the video is the evidence.

Brother 2: I warn you, it's best not to mention the word "video" to me again!

Brother 3: Oh, do you have any more shameful Shishishishiscreen?

Brother 2: Go to the game, see you in the arena!

Brother 3: Think of me as a fool, if you can't win, you will go to torture me.

Brother 2: If you don't have the skills, don't be so nonchalant!

Brother 3: Jiji Waiwai and you won’t get pregnant. I evaluate a condom, do I still need to lubricate it without loopholes?What logic.

Brother 1: It's time, you two go to the game to have a private chat, quarrel as much as you want, there are unknown people spying on the screen here.

Brother 4: Hee hee hee, are you talking about me?

Brother 123: Convex!

Liang Yun was already laughing badly, and he was in a good mood. It just so happened that the time came. When he logged in to the game, he found that it was being updated. He checked the game announcement while updating the client.

Dear "Sculpture ol" players and friends:

Hello everyone, in order to ensure the stability and service quality of the server, "Sculpture OL" will be shut down for maintenance at 2014:05 am on May 26, 8. The maintenance time is expected to be 00 hours. The specific opening time is subject to official information. After this maintenance, the client version is updated to [3].

This week's weekend event will break through the barriers, please participate enthusiastically.

【Maintenance Details】

1. New June [-] special event

a)活动时间：06月1日08:00至06月5日23:59

b) Event content: During the event period, "Naughty Carrot Heads" will be refreshed occasionally in the wild all over the world, and teams of 10 will win generous rewards.

2. Added a New Year's Eve gift pack

a)活动时间：05月26日维护后至06月5日23:59

b) Activity content: During the event period, if you purchase a six-day gift package, you will have the opportunity to get a full-server speaker for the cross-server battle. The content of the package includes: xxxxxxxxx...

c) The activation time of the speakers for all servers is next Friday.

3. The whole server purchase restriction activity is open

a) Restricted purchase server: all servers

b) Purchase restriction content: Players who have registered for more than one year and have accumulated more than 1200 dungeon reputation points can participate in the purchase restriction activity if the first deposit amount reaches 200 yuan.

c) Package level:

The 500 yuan gift package includes: 50 character cultivation pills, a set of bound blue clothes, and a flawless weapon.

The 800 yuan gift package includes: 100 character cultivation pills, a set of bound purple clothes, and an excellent weapon.

The 1000 yuan gift package includes: 200 character cultivation pills, a set of bound orange suits, and a perfect weapon.

The attributes of the above gift packs are random.

Liang Yun was not interested in watching it, just after the update was completed, click to enter the game.

[Message] You have a new email, please check it!

[Email] Dear [Anji Lila], please go to the outer building of Lin'an Building to get together after going online, and look forward to your arrival.I am your friend [Lie Mao Ke Lusi]

Friendship at the wine table, and the game is no exception. The outer building of Lin'an City is a place for rich people to entertain guests. The price is not cheap. The banquets are divided into high, medium and low grades, but the grade of banquets is for NPCs, which are used to improve friendship and learn production skills. , banquet players are used to sign a peace treaty.

For example, after killing and killing until the end, you feel tired and don’t like it, but if you don’t kill, you are worried that others will, so you need to sign a peace treaty, each table only costs 998, and you can buy it with peace of mind. Why not Why.

The peace treaty has a time limit. Those who violate the contract within the time limit after signing will naturally be controlled by Shuntian Prefecture Governor. If the circumstances are serious, they can be convicted by the three courts. The minimum criminal law is one month's imprisonment to a title.

Anji Lila came late, the building outside the building has been reserved by famous families, and most of the people who participated in the brawl yesterday were present.

As soon as he went upstairs, Lying Mo Kelusi, who was standing at the window, walked towards Anjilila.

The author has something to say: ps: The original manuscript of the doggerel came from the Internet, and the author has slightly adapted and polished it