immortal

Qi Yu's phone hadn't been hung up yet, another call came in, Wu Xie took it from his ear and took a look, feeling in his heart that it really wasn't that the whole family didn't come in, it was his mother.

The theme of the old lady and the son is one, remember to cut the hair of the roasted fish tomorrow.

He called mom—he was used to shouting anyway—why didn't you sleep in the middle of the night?Are you not afraid of waking up your grandson?His mother laughed over there, saying that she was too busy during the day and forgot about it, and only remembered it after a nap. If she didn’t make a phone call, she wouldn’t be able to fall asleep anymore... There was a lot of talk, he didn’t feel embarrassed to just hang up, Zhang Qiling turned Standing up, he asked in a daze who was it?

Wu Xie directly pinned the phone to his face, and said bitterly, "Who is it! It's your mother-in-law!"

Seeing Lao Zhang hang up the phone with a serious face, Wu Xie kicked him in the waist, and sent him to watch the sleeping picture of burning fish. This child is not honest in his sleep. Whenever he goes to see him, his stomach is left to dry outside. , Fortunately, the heating at home is fully turned on.When Lao Zhang came back after tucking in the quilt for the burning fish, Wu Xie turned off all the lights, and he climbed onto the bed in the darkness. Wu Xie stretched out his arm, went around under his neck, hugged him and said, "Let you what?"

Zhang Qiling said: "Cut your hair." After a pause, he said: "Sleep, go to sleep."

Burning fish got up later the next day.Since Qi Yu's wife was about to give birth, and the child was born and confinement, Shaoyu lived with him for almost two months, and he felt that he could lose a few catties.A small person, not as tall as a shoe cabinet. He has to carry his schoolbag to school early in the morning. They both have to accompany him. It’s cold in winter. Zhang Qiling usually goes down first to heat up the car. He wears his shoes and carries his schoolbag for the fish. Hot milk, blocked all the way to the entrance of the kindergarten, blocked all the way back, waited until four o'clock in the afternoon to go out to pick it up, the road was even worse, time was split into small pieces, pieced together into the years before us , although it is trivial, but it is heavy and does not feel hard work, but rather enjoys it.

Picking up Shaoyu from the kindergarten and holding his hand all the way across the road, Shaoyu conjured up a sticker out of nowhere and stuck it on the back of his hand, saying it was a reward.Wu Xie looked at it seriously, as proud as if he had really won the lottery, he brought the back of his hand to Zhang Qiling's eyes to show off, and was pushed away.Shaoyu flipped through his schoolbag in the back seat, took out another piece of paper, which was bigger, and slapped it on Lao Zhang's back.

In the end, the hair was not cut, so I bought two cakes and came back.Every barber shop was full, but Wu Xie thought of a way to complete the task without queuing up. He bought an electric clipper and cut it at home.

It's just that burning fish is extremely uncooperative.There was not so much equipment at home, Wu Xie wrapped an apron around his neck, the child writhed around, screaming itchy, his whole body was shaking when he laughed, Wu Xie was so angry that he turned around, Lao Zhang said Yes, strip him naked.

Stripped naked... Wu Xie looked back at the calm-looking person, and asked, "You can't catch a cold, right?"

Lao Zhang shook his head and said succinctly, "Cut it fast."

The two moved the child to the bathroom, and turned on the warm air above the head. The space was so hot that he couldn't breathe evenly. He didn't laugh when he was cooking fish. He was shirtless and lowered his head to pinch the little fat around his stomach, Wu Xie said , head up!The child looked up and asked him, "What is in your hand?"

Wu Xie smiled ferociously and said, "Guess."

In fact, it is a child's clipper without blades, but his tone finally calmed down the brat, he stopped moving around so much, and stared at Lao Zhang with a face full of tears, and soon Lao Zhang was defeated by this gaze Come on, squat over to coax him, "Be good, it won't hurt."

Wu Xiexin said why the white face turned red automatically, but she had to bite the bullet and continue singing the trick, waved her hand, and said to Lao Zhang: "Go aside! I'll make you all over later!"

The burning fish was pitiful, as soon as he closed his eyes, the tweezers shook suddenly as soon as they touched the skin. Wu Xie didn't have the slightest experience to speak of.

But at this moment, he was still able to hold himself steady, so he played tricks on Lao Zhang, asking him to hold on to the burning fish and start from the other side.

However, he still overestimated his ability, and after 10 minutes he was defeated and threw the murder weapon to Lao Zhang.

Burning Fish has stubble hair all over his head and body, and he wants to cry. He opens his mouth and vomits endlessly, and then screams itchy. Seeing it and crying, Lao Zhang sighed with a serious face, and concluded: "It's kind of ugly."

Wu Xie went to push him, "You think you are ugly, go for it!" It was also an aggressive method. In short, this level cannot be passed, and the responsibility cannot be carried by him alone, but the facts have proved what it means to specialize in surgery. I played well, and it might not be easy to switch to a fader. Another 10 minutes passed, and the burning fish cried even more.

Wu Xie made a sad proposal: "Forget it, forget about shaving..."

For the next two months, Shaoyu went to school wearing a hat.