I felt like I shot my lover in the head

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I actually fell asleep holding the book.

The manuscript only says that the hero brought the deaf-mute brother back to his residence, and this is already the last few pages of the manuscript.Later, I fell into a deep sleep and had a sexual dream again.

I'm simply sorry for my frigid personality.

Today is the day for Sha Duosu to make an appointment. Ever since I met him once, it's as if I've been infected by him. I have endless dreams every day, and it's as realistic as a 4D blockbuster. It's an immersive experience!

What about Chunmeng Le Wuhen?What's wrong with this?To be honest, if I didn't wake up every day with my pillar uplifted, I would be so wet that I would almost wonder if I had premature ejaculation.

When you wash your face and look in the mirror, it's just as it should be!A pair of dark circles.

Damn, I'm going to suffer from kidney deficiency!

But how to control Chunmeng?

Watch the news broadcast every day?Hundred forums?

Doorbell rang.

Sha Duo Su finally came.

A person sat in front of me.

one.Personable.Wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses.young men.sit in front of me.

Who are you?

I smiled with a gold-level service on my face: "What service do you need?"

he:"……"

He said, "I...I am the one you said was decapitated, doctor."

Silly Duosu, why did you change your look?

He looked into my eyes full of doubts, and seemed a little embarrassed: "Last time you beat me with tears and nosebleeds, and I didn't bother to wash my face..."

My goldfish leaned over to watch us freeze.

This is a bit embarrassing, ha ha.

What do you mean you were beaten with tears and nosebleeds? You obviously cried yourself, so it has nothing to do with me.

Whoever tells you to cry when you hit him.

He looked at me expectantly: "Did anything special happen to you these two days?"

This is delivered to your door yourself!Sure enough, my upper body in action movies has something to do with you!

I threw the pen and notebook on the table, slammed, and frightened him: "You can explain it honestly, don't force me to beat you. What's going on?"

He scratched his head: "I told you I'm afraid you won't believe me."

I said, "Say it quickly."

He said, "We were lovers in a previous life."

I:……

Him: ...(^V^)

Me: "I think I should beat you up first."

He: "Don't, don't, I'm telling the truth!"

Me: "What international joke are you making! I am a party member, do you know that! I believe in Marxism! Do you know what materialism is!"

He: "The problem is that I didn't lie to you, don't slap your face!"

With dark circles under his eyes, he explained: "I went to Yunnan to collect scenery half a year ago, and met a mysterious woman in a small inn. She said that she was entrusted by someone to give me something." Then, he took out A wooden ball, "That's it."

I took it from him.This wooden ball is the size of a child's fist, like a round ball that can be seen everywhere in the hands of old men on the roadside, with a strange but familiar fragrance.

He went on to say: "I was afraid of some liar at the time, so I ignored her, but when I returned to Beijing, I found it in my backpack. I thought it would be a bomb or something after going through the airport security check anyway." Yes, just put it on the table as a decoration."

I asked, "Then when did you start dreaming?"

He lowered his eyes and peeked at my face from under the eyelashes, like a shy child who has done something wrong.He bent his fingers, gently scratched a mole at the corner of his eye, and said, "From the day I passed by you one day and saw you."

I asked: "...don't call me a doctor now?"

He smiled innocently.

I played with the wooden ball and looked back and forth.

To be honest, my rationality tells me not to believe this statement, it is too bullshit.This is really a very, very ordinary wooden ball, and there is no mysterious pattern or hidden mechanism. Apart from exuding a faint fragrance, there is nothing special about it.

I asked, "What kind of fragrance is this?"

He said: "I don't know either. The scent has also been there since that day."

I asked again: "Do you really believe that we are...?"

He said: "I saw it with my own eyes." His ears were red, "You haven't experienced it?"

Me: ... I have experienced it, I am going to suffer from kidney deficiency.

Me: "That doesn't prove anything, does it?"

He: "Why didn't you admit it when you got out of bed?"

I almost laughed angrily, like who slept with you, my reputation of frigidity will still be maintained, you know?

He looked at my face and added another sentence: "If you are reincarnated, you will not admit it."

Me: "Nonsense, I have died once, who will admit it."

His face darkened, pain flashed in his eyes.

I choked on a word for a long time before I asked, "How did I die?"

He asked in a low voice, "Do you really want to know?"

He frowned in pain and seemed to be phrasing.

I interrupted him, "Okay, don't think about it," I threw the wooden ball back into his arms, "What the hell are you doing?"

He was full of doubts: Why did the topic jump so fast?

I added: "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a writer," he said.

Me: "... No wonder you have a big brain. You go back, have a good sleep, and don't go crazy."

He put one hand on my table and leaned forward, "You don't believe it?"

I looked at his fingers, and for some reason, I couldn't help but think of Yuan Jia's slender fingers and calloused tiger's mouth in my dream.

I cleared my throat, and said: "Don't worry about whether I believe it or not, even if what you said is true, since it's the previous life, then it's over, and it doesn't matter in our life, the bridge returns to the bridge, and the road returns to the road. You go back and write your article, and I will continue to be my detective, isn't it great?"

He frowned tightly, looking into my eyes sadly.The corners of the eyes drooped slightly, and the small mole looked like a tear that was about to drop.

I don't know why a faint pain flashed in my heart.

It must be empathy, I thought.

It's all because he's handsome.

The blue face is a disaster.I added angrily in my heart.

You should have slapped him with a symmetrical panda face just now, it's harmonious.

I have received a rare commission.

Speaking of it, I seem to have never introduced myself carefully.I'm a private investigator, self-employed, with a small office next door to a psychiatrist's clinic that doesn't have many patients, and the most work I do is commissioned to secretly film people's significant other cheating evidence for divorce for litigation purposes.My parents passed away when I was still only able to drink milk every day, and my only family member was my second uncle, a policeman who was not far away from the police station to fight pornography.

The job commission I received today was a bit unexpected.

The client placed an order for me through Taobao, and then knocked me on QQ, asking me to find her an evil writer who abandoned the pit and never changed it. The most important thing is to find the ending and clear the pit.

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "..."

My girlfriend is Nine-Tailed Fox: "...Why do you click on me?"

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "What if the author hasn't written it yet?"

My girlfriend is Nine-Tailed Fox: "I'm sure he wrote it. Or, at least, he has an outline. Because he replied in the forum before, this is a story with an established ending."

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "Okay, send me his column, I'll check the IP address first to see where he is."

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "By the way, if you are in another city, you will be reimbursed for your travel expenses."

My girlfriend is a nine-tailed fox: "Oh. [picking nose] [picking nose] [picking nose]"

My girlfriend is Nine-Tailed Fox: "I gave you the address."

Yan Returns Writer's Column

Completed works:

"Death of a Dandelion" [Published] [Filmed]

"Heart" [published] [filmed]

"Under White" [published] [filmed]

"Angels" [published]

"Shenzhou Lu Shen" [published]

"Chao Tian Que" [Published]

Unfinished works:

"The wind is always blown away by the rain and the wind"

Author announcement:

Lost in love, abandon the pit.

Never want to write again.

I:! ! !

I sent ten window jitters in one go.

My girlfriend is a nine-tailed fox: "What are you doing shaking me!"

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "You asked me to find Yangui?!"

My girlfriend is Nine-Tailed Fox: "...Yeah, what's wrong?"

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "I'm his brainless fan!"

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "I bought his full set of physical books!"

My girlfriend is Nine-Tailed Fox: "Then you don't know about his cheating?"

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "I don't pay attention to online articles! Why did he abandon the pit! What the hell is the reason for falling out of love! Which blind person dumped me Yanguihuida!"

My girlfriend is Nine-Tailed Fox: "Who knows, be blind. When I come back, there will be such a handsome comparison, whoever dumps whoever is an idiot. It will be pleasing to the eye when placed at home as a vase!"

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "Is he still handsome?"

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "What's the reason? He's so handsome. He's so handsome."

My girlfriend is Guweihu: "Show you my screenshots from their author conference. [picture]"

My Girlfriend is Nine-Tailed Fox: "And this [picture]"

My girlfriend is Nine-Tailed Fox: "And this one, this one was so handsome back then. [picture]"

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "..."

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "Damn!"

My girlfriend is a nine-tailed fox: "???"

Edogawa Conan's glasses: "I'm off!"

My girlfriend is a nine-tailed fox: "??????"

My girlfriend is Nine-Tailed Fox: "Where are people???"

Your buddy my girlfriend is Guweihu sent you a window shake.

My girlfriend is Nine-Tailed Fox: "Running so fast, did you hit the house?"