Dianchi Lake with two bicycles

University sports fields are often just decorations, and they are getting better and better. The problem is that fewer and fewer people exercise inversely.Most of the people who really take the initiative to exercise are just a whim, and there will not be a few of them if they persist. Studies have shown that a good living habit can only be developed after at least one month of persistence, and a bad living habit does not need to be cultivated deliberately If it is done, it will happen naturally, so in everyone's eyes, there are more bad habits.For a period of time, the school took everyone's health into consideration, and the leaders took the lead, and the counselors of each college led the team to run on the sports field. They persisted for less than a month, and finally disappeared inexplicably, and no one mentioned it again.

Regardless of anything, existence is reasonable. In the end, the existence of the sports field became a place for men and women to date, and there are places where men vent their hormones. Ah San basically has no interest in going to these places. He just passes by occasionally, and most of the time he is very reluctant. , I can’t stand those couples showing their affection in various ways, let him choose a girlfriend and a computer, only if he is crazy will he choose a girlfriend, indeed, the computer is much more practical, Ah San somehow got a computer, assembled it, Second-hand ones are very cheap, and I seem to be born with a special affinity for second-hand ones. Sometimes I think that I can spend a day with the computer. If I have a girlfriend, unless I open a room for fun, I may not be able to stand it for a while, because the computer can be controlled by him.What I especially like is to watch various movies. When I connect to the school’s free intranet, I can watch many blockbuster movies for free. After watching the movies, I can watch TV dramas. , It is difficult to innovate the gameplay, so I have to find some banned movies in the world to watch.

Not everyone has the ability to watch banned movies. Some students who don’t have enough internal skills can’t accept this kind of scale. This day Ah San watched it and didn’t have much self-study at night, so he read "The Mermaid in the Sewer" on a whim. There are various suggestions on the Internet. Some suggest watching while eating, and some suggest that it is best not to eat before watching. There are probably two schools of thought: conservative and radical.Needless to say, Ah San chose the radical one, connected to the extranet for a fee, went to the supermarket to get a bag of instant noodles to put away when downloading, and prepared to eat and watch it, which can be regarded as a way to challenge his limits. Ah San sometimes felt that she was a little abnormal when she reflected on herself. From these things, she could see a thing or two.

Anyone who has watched this drama knows that in the part where the mermaid grows worms in the bathtub, and the worms keep coming out, Ah San is prepared to watch. It's time to eat, watch other roommates in the dormitory come over to watch together, and eat it without caring about others' feelings. One or two can't bear Ah San's behavior and can't stick to it anymore, so they go to other things.After the noodles were finished, it was time to drink the soup. One person couldn't help but ran to the bathroom to vomit. When he came out, he didn't respond to Ah San. He seemed to be having a good time watching it. He also followed the example of the first two and did other things Things go.In the end, only Ah San and a roommate watched. This person seemed to be trying to compete with Ah San, with a steady expression. Seeing Ah San eating and watching, he regretted not getting something to eat, and he didn't eat. It's impossible to compete, but no matter what, they can't be better than other people who ran out of the field first, so the two kept watching.

Instant noodles are similar to cigarettes. They smell good, but they may not taste as good as you like. Anyone who is used to eating instant noodles knows that the soup is often the most delicious. This person saw that Ah San ate the leftover soup. , finally got the determination to decide the outcome, and asked Ah San if he could give him a couple of sips of the soup?To make up for the standard level of challenging the limit, two like-minded people must have a tacit understanding, so they began to drink instant noodle soup, but their expression was not as enjoyable as that of Ah San. His eyes were narrowed and his expression was painful. Thought I was drinking herbs.

□□Wave after wave, Ah San took the rest of the soup, drank it in two or three gulps, there was nothing more, and concentrated on watching the play, so it seems that the two of them can only be tied, no distinction is made, one is a master, One is a hero.The movie was over, and the man saw that he hadn't lost his place, and felt that today was okay, not like the guy before, who was not promising, and that guy had already vomited and went to bed early.It was nothing at all, so I went to sleep, and before I went to bed, I said: If I had known that Ah San watched these wicked movies, I would not eat braised pork at night, what a pity!

As soon as this remark came out, regardless of superiority or superiority, it immediately became a dragon and a snake. The boy who had been seeing Ah San who was fine in the end said "Damn", and ran to the toilet to vomit after he finished speaking. When he came out, the big guy immediately To criticize Ah San for all kinds of wrongdoing, to do immoral things, to download and watch movies even though they are banned, and to watch these things less in the future, Ah San felt a little inexplicable anger in his heart, but he didn't let it out. After all, we are together every day, I really can't control it and get angry and have conflicts, and it will be difficult to get along with in the future.Besides, I didn't invite anyone to watch it together, and I didn't say much from the beginning to the end. These people came to watch it by themselves, but finally pushed the blame on him, feeling a little angry in my heart.It is better to say that curiosity has harmed them than to say that I have harmed them. This is like putting a "no entry" warning on the door. The result may not have such an effect, but more people will go in to see it.

It's very uncomfortable to be run on by everyone. No one is on my side. Is it really too much for Ah San to reflect on herself while being angry?In the end, I was too lazy to care about everyone and went out of the dormitory to relax.Of course there are many places to relax, and Ah San has already thought of several of them, Baoyan Road, ponds, libraries, stadiums, for some reason, the last person went to the sports field. Physical education class is mostly empty, but tonight is different, the moonlight is very good, so there must be a lot of couples, and I feel even more angry when I think of it.

It is said that the sports field is a place to release hormones. Ah San finally had the opportunity to witness it tonight. The sports field is quite large. The center is a football field, which is built according to national standards. Unless it is a sports elective course, the football class is free. Usually, if some football fans want to play football, most of them have to make an appointment, and the fee is still [-] yuan per hour, so there are not many people to play. The southeast corner is a place to practice parallel bars, which is here. The three men didn't know what they were doing. One man was on one side, and the other tall, thin and short fat man was side by side. They were talking about something, Ah San leaned closer to listen.

It turned out to be a group of men who planned to confess their love to Jin Ling. They knew that things had failed. Now the confession man and the two banner men are arguing here. Ah San didn't know about it. Now seeing someone is also in a bad mood. Ah San is finally in a good mood It's better, thinking about it, I'm not lonely, and a life that makes you happy every day is not called life. In order to make myself feel better, I have to see how these men are arguing and how they finally work together.

"Damn it, you two are treacherous, have you been instigated to abandon me!"

The tall and thin man didn't say a word, he looked very scared, but the short and fat man said a few words from time to time, anyway, he agreed to help, but the two of them were fine, who didn't want to lose face?Seeing that the hope of success in the matter is a negative number, you still don't run away, and you are still watching the jokes gradually develop into humor. In the end, both of them will be immortalized, and you are an idiot if you don't run away.

"Brother, don't be angry, we did this according to your instructions, think about it, there is no place we didn't do well

No, why did you run away when it happened?

It's nothing at all, we all follow the process

Okay, you are reasonable, I am unreasonable, how do you usually treat you, treat you with good food and drink, this shit is not done well

You can't take your anger out on us, you're not someone else's food at all, they don't like you

What did you say?say it again!Treating you to eat and drink on weekdays, why can't I say so?"

The tall man finally couldn't bear it anymore, and interjected, "Don't go too far, why do you keep talking about eating and drinking?"

The confession man is still angry, and he has to take it out when he sees everyone, and now he also talks when he sees the tall man:

"I haven't talked about you yet. Who came up with the bad idea of ​​"Love You for 1 Years"? Who said to modify Andy Lau's lyrics a little bit, and the effect is good? It's not because of you

I'm fed up, you don't take a piss and act like yourself, I'm that woman, and I refuse you, what, become angry from embarrassment, just this little ability, take all your anger on us

I fuck you! "

Ah San was listening, and now it's finally time to start working, feeling very excited, what about "Sewer Mermaid", what was criticized by her roommates, and now I have completely forgotten, coming out tonight is really rewarding, seeing this group of people Dry fight.After the confession man finished speaking, he immediately rushed towards the tall and thin man, and the two scuffled together. The short and fat man couldn't react in time at first, and kept watching, not knowing what to do.Seeing the two wrestling together, they rolled on the ground after a while, beating each other, and their clothes were all dirty.It was only then that the short and fat man realized that he quickly persuaded the fight, and ran over to try to pull the two of them apart. Although he said that the moon was already dark, Ah San didn't seem to have any intention of trying to persuade the fight, and he was watching it lively. The movie was much better, the live version, the real [-]D movie, was so satisfying that I almost screamed, and the three of them didn't notice him at all.

Fighting between boys and girls is different. Most girls fight, and the focus is on tearing, tearing each other's hair, grabbing clothes, and winning with claw skills. Men are different, they can also wrestle, but fists are indispensable. Because it is dark, when two The person was also tired from the beating, and after being pulled away by the short and fat man, the short and fat man walked towards the confessing man, trying to persuade him, but unexpectedly, he was punched in the face, and the two began to wrestle together again. The tall and thin man was resting on the side, covered his face and ran to persuade the fight, the same effect, but he found that he couldn't persuade him no matter what, in the end he had to fight the confession man together, the more won the less, of course he couldn't beat In the end, the confessing man had no choice but to sit on the ground and stretch out his hand to indicate that the fighting would stop, and the two of them remained silent.The confession man stopped and started to cry:

"Damn it, you bastards, you failed to confess your love, and now the two buddies are still ganging up to beat me up, all of you are fucking heartless, what happened to me?"

Those two people estimated that he would not make any more moves. Now that they are focusing on the family card, they also relaxed their vigilance. They all came over to discuss with the man. The short and fat man spoke first:

"Brother, where is the grass at the end of the world, you didn't even get their information clearly, failure is inevitable, it's okay, next time we will find someone more beautiful and talented"

Gao Shou Yinghe: "Yes, we had a fight today, it's best not to let the school know, the punishment is very strict now, it's really settled, it's decided, this punishment will follow us for the rest of our lives, today we will be practicing Taekwondo "

After speaking, the two reached out to help the confessing man up, Ah San finally couldn't help it, and laughed "giggle". When the three heard it, the timing was right, the dark clouds dispersed, and it was easy to remind people An old song "The clouds are scattered, the moon shines on people," Ah San looked very humorous under the moonlight with her cracked teeth. Needless to say, the three of them didn't say a word when they saw this guy who had been watching their excitement from the beginning to now. , all of a sudden found a common outlet, and that was Ah San.

Pretending was no longer enough, seeing the way the three of them approached, the idiots knew they were going to beat him, Ah San's instinctive reaction was to run, the faster he ran, the better, but he forgot the power of hatred, no matter how he ran, he was still After being chased, the tall and thin man grabbed Ah San first, because he was running fast.The latter two also followed, and the three formed a group. Ah San was in the center, covering his head with his hands, and was beaten by the three in turn. Begging for mercy was useless at all, and God seemed to be really impressed by Ah San's actions If you don't go down, a dark cloud will come from nowhere to cover the moon, making the scene look less bloody, and a wail resounds from the stadium, resounding through the sky.

"Stop calling, I'm the counselor's assistant

Return the assistant, tell you, I am the chairman of the student union, continue to fight, and the brothers will report their names." Confess the male way

Tall and thin man "I am the Communist Youth League Secretary"

The chunky man "I am the president of the book club"

"Stop beating, you are not afraid of punishment, are you expelled from school?"

Tall and thin man, "I can't stand you, a villain who gloats over other people's misfortunes the most. You were beaten, and you don't know who we are, and we don't know who you are. How can we sue? Dude, keep beating!"

Ah San can't help it, and it won't work anyway. The 36 plan is really the best plan. It seems that you can only pretend to be dead, and suddenly don't move. This is a trick. It seems that the movie There are certain benefits to having more, and I have learned a lot.Seeing Ah San not moving, the three of them really panicked. No one did anything again. They were so panicked that they had no common sense and didn't look at Ah San's pulse and breathing. Help, it's over! Someone died." After saying that, he ran towards the school hospital, and the other two also ran after watching. Ah San still couldn't hold his breath. In a hurry, seeing no one was there, he immediately stood up and ran. God still can't understand Ah San's behavior, "The dark clouds are scattered, and the bright moon shines on people", the moonlight is bright, the short and fat man runs to the last, looks back while running, and finds that Ah San's dead body has come back to life, and shouts to stop the front The two running buddies, everyone stopped in unison, "This guy is pretending to be dead, everyone fuck him", and ran in the opposite direction for a while, the distance was widened, Ah San thought that they would never be able to catch up, now look at the three of them I found myself, accelerated to run away from the stadium, and the three of them chased after them hard. At night, some couples were also watching. Guess who was so serious, how many people came to practice the [-]-meter sprint at night?

Afterwards, Ah San never mentioned this matter to anyone again, and he never thought of revenge or anything like that. It was inevitable to be angry and uncomfortable. Gui, if it’s not to go on a date with your girlfriend, or to go out in a group to play games, it’s not very beneficial to not be able to form a group on a university campus. The development of character is ultimately very important. Of course Ah San knows what she thinks, scientifically Yes, the sociological truth is this. Once you enter the society, you must have a sense of teamwork. Sometimes it doesn’t matter if you don’t know anything, as long as you know how to employ people. No matter what others do not care about in it, most of them rely on knowing a skill that others don't know, so that they can walk in the rivers and lakes. Ah San wants to learn a skill that no one in the world knows, so as to make a living, and will never I really can't handle complicated interpersonal relationships with anyone, it's not my strong point, and I don't plan to make any effort on it.

The worry about returning to the dormitory is how to explain to the big guys the mud and bruises on my face the next day. It is useless to think about these. The most important thing now is to go to sleep and think about what to look for next time This kind of world is forbidden to watch.

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