picked up a queen egg

We lived together peacefully for a few days, and this evening Dan was bored at the dinner table.

Because Wei Jie didn't have the habit of talking since he was eating, he had to roll around the dining table by himself.Unfortunately, Wei Jie ate fried fish tonight, and he didn't know it, so he got a few fishbone with chili on it.

Wei Jie wiped his mouth with a paper towel after eating, "Mr. Nan Guo, there is something on your egg."

"Eh? Is that so?" the egg stopped, felt the fishbone on its shell shake it off, and asked Wei Jie for credit, "Okay, Mr. Nan Guo, are you good?"

Wei Jie nodded perfunctorily, then shook his head solemnly: "Well... I mean: I want to bathe Nan Guojun."

what?

The egg trembled: "What the hell! Wei Jie, I don't want to stay in the water, I don't want to!"

Wei Jie comforted: "But the egg is greasy, won't Mr. Nan feel uncomfortable?"

"This queen would rather roll clean on the ground!"

Useless!Wei Jie ignored its resistance, walked straight into the room and said to the eggs on the dining table, "I'll give you 2 minutes to get mentally prepared."

"No, no, no! Wei Jie, why did you suddenly become so assertive!" The queen's seven orifices were filled with smoke,

In 2 minutes, the defender Jie came out wearing glasses and holding a change of clothes.

"Mr. Nan Guo?"

The living room was silent and there was no sign of eggs.Cough cough, Wei Jie glanced around where the queen's eggs might be hidden.

No.

Wei Jie pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, well, there are plenty of ways.She calmly turned off all the lights in the house, "Is Nan Guojun really not coming out?"

no egg response,

Wei Jie unhurriedly took out his mobile phone and tuned it to the music interface, put it on the dining table and went straight to the bathroom.

She turned the bathroom light to the minimum, undressed and stepped into the bathtub.Ethereal and eerie music sounded from the living room, Wei Jie looked down at the ripples in the water.

within 30 seconds,

"Wei Jie..." The queen's voice whispered from the bathroom door, and the corners of the mouth of the person in the bathtub curled up inexplicably.

no answer.

"Wei Jie, good Wei Jie, I was wrong...I take a bath, I promise to take a bath obediently, can you open the door for me? I'm afraid..." Dan's tone was almost low.

Wei Jie raised his head and glanced in the direction of the door: "Nan Guojun, Wei Jie is naked in the bathtub right now, and can't open the door."

The eerie music is getting more and more intense, as if countless ghosts are waving at you, the queen egg is in it, and the bathroom is bright but too weak, which will only add a sense of reality to this scary environment.

If it has legs, it must be soft and difficult to move.

The queen's egg trembled all over and continued to beg: "Wei Jie...Wei Jie..."

The person in the bathtub felt that the egg at the door was really scared, so he got up and put on a towel to open the door.

The queen's egg rolled quietly in front of her.

Wei Jie bent down and looked at it for a while, the queen's egg came back to life, Wei Jie smiled gently: "Mr. Nan, come and take a bath."

Because there were too many unknown objects on the egg, it was impossible to wash with him, so Wei Jie took a battle bath first.Put on your glasses and throw the towel over the egg to cover it,

"Wei Jie is wearing clothes, Nan Guojun cannot peek."

"Ah! Wei Jie is a woman and I am also a woman, why can't I watch it?"

"Can't just can't."

After getting dressed, Wei Jie changed half of the tank of water, "Nan Guojun jumped over by himself."

"do not want!"

"Huh? Wei Jie suddenly remembered that the music in the living room hadn't been turned off yet."

"... "

Dan obediently jumped to the side of the bathtub, Wei Jie picked it up and put it into the water.The egg bounced up reflexively, splashing Wei Jie with water.

"Nan Guojun, this is cold water..."

"Huh?" The Queen's Egg also seemed to feel that the temperature of the water was very low, and slowly got used to it.

Wei Jie picked up the spare bath ball: "Mr. Nan Guo stretched out his 'head'."

Dan obediently stretched his head to Wei Jie's hand,

"'belly'."

Dan lay obediently on the water again, and Wei Jie felt inexplicably happy at this scene.Half a tank of water quickly changed color, and the eggs were 'renewed'.

Wei Jie picked up a handkerchief from the hanger, wiped the eggs and took them back to the room.Then go to the living room and turn off the weird music.She entered the room, raised her mobile phone and shook it in front of Dan, "It's really hard to bathe Nan Guojun."

"Are you saying that the queen is dirty?" Dan shouted.

"If I become a memory..." The phone rang, interrupting the conversation between Wei Jie and Dan.

"Well, good. In a few days, I have time on the weekend."

As soon as I hung up the phone, I couldn't help asking, "What's the matter with Wei Jie?" "Yes. I'm going back to my hometown in a few days. Are Nan Guojun and Wei Jie together?"

"Of course, I will go wherever Wei Jie is!" Queen Dan replied arrogantly.

Wei Jie looked at the smug queen with a smile and said nothing, just went to bed and embraced her, "Actually, Wei Jie has a question that he wants to ask Nan Guojun."

Egg: "Ask."

Wei Jie took off his glasses and put them on the bedside table, "Where did Mr. Nan come from?"

Hearing Wei Jie's question, the egg seemed a little embarrassed, Wei Jie looked at it curiously, "I asked Nan Guojun the other day if he could find the way home, Nan Guojun forgot, but Nan Guojun always remembered the place where he was born, parents look like?"

"This...Actually..." Dan broke away from Wei Jie's embrace and rolled to the other side of the bed.

Wei Jie sat up and waited quietly for Dan to answer him.

The hot wind of the summer night blew in through the window, Dan Gu lay there alone and said, "Mr. Nan Guo has no parents."

Oh?

Without giving the Queen's Egg a chance to continue to be sad, Wei Jie fished it back, and she smiled softly: "Then the Lord of the South is 'Monkey King'?"

Egg: "...Huh? Lord Nan Guo is an Egg, not Monkey King."

Wei Jie: "Tsk, how do you explain it to Nan Guojun? Sun Wukong exists in a book called "Journey to the West". It is a monkey conceived from heaven and earth, and its personality is a bit like Nan Guojun."

"Will Wei Jie tell Nan Guojun a bedtime story?"

"Well, that's right. The book "Journey to the West" tells the story of Sun Wukong after he was born. Obtained 81 scriptures that can persuade people to do good deeds, and the story of the fruit of cultivation."

Egg: "Huh? Wei Jie means that Nan Guojun is also as powerful as Monkey King?"

"Of course not. What Wei Jie wants to tell Nan Guojun is: Sun Wukong will still make friends with masters and juniors on his own path of cultivation, and all kinds of monsters and ghosts. Nan Guojun will certainly not be lonely in his future journey."

Egg doesn't understand too many profound things, but it understands what Wei Jie's words want to express, and it warms up in its heart, and it jumps up to Wei Jie's face and rubs it lightly, "Thank you, Wei Jie."

One person and one egg fell asleep quickly, and Wei Jie didn't go to school the next day.Because the cafe informed her that she would be on duty all day yesterday, she looked at Dan who was still sleeping and thought about it, and decided to let him stay at home for a day.

Leave a note, wash up and go out.

...

...

When she got off work at six o'clock in the afternoon, Wei Jie didn't go to the Internet cafe. She was thinking about Queen's Egg, and she was afraid that Egg would mess up the house when she opened the door.Turn the key and open the door,

"Wei Jie!!"

A queen egg rushed towards him, its enthusiasm was beyond Wei Jie's imagination, could it be that this arrogant egg waited foolishly at the door all day?And, "Can Lord Nanguo know how to read?"

When she first arrived at the coffee shop, she remembered that this egg might not be able to read, and she had to make a mess of the house to find her?

Dan nodded in her embrace, "Wei Jie, you underestimate me too much, have you forgotten that I was born to be the most noble existence?"

It turned out that this guy was still thinking about his own nobility.

Wei Jie smiled helplessly: "Okay, okay, Nanguo..."

The phone rang again, Wei Jie looked at the name on the caller ID and frowned.

"Hey, uncle. I said I only have time on weekends."

After chattering on the other end of the phone for a long time, Wei Jie turned pale with shock, "I'll rush over right away."

"It's getting late, you can book tickets online first and take the earliest bus tomorrow." Dan heard this sentence clearly from the microphone this time.

Wei Jie was silent for a while, and finally said: "Okay."

Cut off the phone.