The whole Red House is watching Jia She make a fuss

Jia Daishan was worried, but his mother had to cultivate in peace, and his wife was not interested in finding the eldest daughter-in-law. It was too embarrassing to ask the sister-in-law next door for help... After listing all the female relatives around him, Jia Daishan finally made up his mind and brazenly asked the emperor for help. Fan.

He is probably familiar with all the beauties in the capital, but he really can't find a good one who has all four corners, and the feudal officials who set their sights on the rich and prosperous, but there are still a few good ones.After all, in addition to being virtuous, choosing a wife still depends on the future father-in-law.It just so happened that the three-year draft is about to start, and this year's selection is roughly based on the selection of the prince and concubine, so it's okay for him to pick a leak for his own son.

The abacus was clattered, as if he saw the big fat grandson, Jia Daishan heaved a sigh of relief, and continued to think about the country's major affairs: "It's not enough for conviction and sentencing."

"Arrest his son, tear the face of this hypocrite first."

Thirteen: "Son?"

"Go eat your pastry." Situ Chen glanced at Thirteen, and said meaningfully: "To some people, passing on the family line is more important than life!" It's the old man's birthday, and this little fat man seems to be born with broken sleeves!

It is said that this dynasty is all empty (well, the terminology in that pink jar is summarized in this way), but Mao does not have a brother in the legend, and he does not mind an ABO worldview!Inheritance is the last word!

"His son hasn't been a hundred days old yet?" Jia She cheered up when he heard that Zhou Junce was about to tear apart his hypocrite face, and after hearing Situ Chen's words, his mind turned quickly.

The first Zhou Junce scandal broke out in the previous life was a six-year-old brat who ordered someone to beat an old man to death in the street, and said coolly: "My father is Zhou Shoufu!" To arrest his son-in-law, he can't wait to announce to the world that "the daughter is finally married hahahahahaha" Prince Rui invites him to Beijing.

A good happy event turned into a funeral, Prince Rui could bear it, and Princess Cheshire could not bear the knife in his hand.No matter who's son, he immediately chopped off his arm and said: "Your aunt, my surname is Situ!"

"No, I sent someone to deliver this son!" Situ Chen gossiped, "If I hadn't witnessed it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have known that Mr. Zhou, who is a gentleman, would be so kind."

He still dare not forget that scene.

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In order to build up the fame of the three hexagrams a day, the fortune teller Situ Chen deliberately found Jiangyuan Village, Jiangping Town according to the memory of his previous life.As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the village, before I had time to show off my eloquence, I saw a middle-aged village woman with a big belly holding a wooden stick in her hand, and clucking and clucking with the other hand. The old hen, shaking the fine jade bracelet on her arm, yelled as she walked, "Please ask the doctor to look at it, my mother's fetus is male, you are from the old Jiang's family! What are your chickens worth?" thing?"

The one-year-old village woman in the back also held a wooden stick and cursed at each other: "It's just a loser! What do you eat, save it for the dog!"

"They said it was a man!"

"Losing goods!"

"..."

Covering his slightly ringing ears, Situ Chen took a few steps back silently through the banner cloth, pretending to be curious and asked the fellow villagers who were watching the show indifferently, and then he felt bad all over!

Shouldn't the minimum of being an outside room be beautiful?

Tenderness is like water, tenderness is like water!

The well-known shrew in ten miles and eight villages looks like a man with a big waist and a thick waist. She is from eighteen generations of ancestors!husband!Of!woman!

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"Your father-in-law's taste is so strong!" Situ Chen said with lingering fear.

Jia Amnesty also felt sorry for Qi Ran: "You haven't seen the big drama in court back then, it scared everyone to death!"

"Are you sure you are right?" Jia Daishan gossiped in astonishment when he saw that the sky was falling apart.As a man, especially those who have been in the military camp, I think I have seen a lot, upside down Long Yang, sharing wives, child lovers, ice lovers and so on.But generally speaking, a person's choice of sex, apart from natural hobbies, is mostly the pursuit of beauty.

The two nodded in unison.

Thirteen slightly opened his mouth, and it took him a while to recover. He handed over the fruit plate in his hand, and said, "Talk while knocking melon seeds!"Looking for Xiaowan is also from a clean family background, but unfortunately I haven't tried it yet.

Situ Chen and Jia Amnesty stretched out their hands to take melon seeds, as if they were friends in the host country.

Looking at the three furry heads together, and recalling the incense candles ordered by Emperor Wu to light before he left the palace, Jia Daishan suddenly felt that time was running out. Jia Daishan said with a straight face: "It's important to get down to business, I'll have something to do later."

"Father, why are you going? It seems that you are taking a day off today?" Jia Amnesty said caringly, "Don't be devoted to the public, and take a rest once in a while. Your body is the most important thing."

"That's right, Dad, it's important to rest! It won't take a day or two to catch Zhou Junce." Situ Chen immediately said: "Just force people to jump over the wall in a hurry."

"Father, eat some fruit." Thirteen joyfully held up the fruit plate.

Looking at the sons of the two emperors, Jia Daishan sighed deeply: "Go back to the palace to see the emperor."

Situ Chen: "..."

Situ Shi: "..."

"Father, are you going to discuss things in the palace?" Jia She had a flash of inspiration, squinted his eyes and glanced at the two princes, he laughed, full of flattery: "Pack them up and take them away to the emperor!"

Jia Daishan: "..."

Then Emperor Wu, who was approving memorials in the palace, glanced at the unburned incense sticks on the table, and saw the three oil bottles walking in one after another, and was a little unhappy at the corner of his mouth.

Jia Daishan turned his eyes away from others, pointed at Situ Chen and said, "Your Highness has important gossip to share with you."

"Gossip?" Emperor Wu looked suspiciously at the boss, then glanced at Shisan who was following excitedly, and asked, "Why is Shisan with you?"

The boss protected the younger brother, and said: "Ask Master to help people formulate a weight loss plan." The two old men can't have a son, so in order to be able to happily HE, of course the younger brother should take the lead. As for why he didn't give birth to a grandson himself. people with?

Hehe, he is now a willful little public servant, unless he attacks himself, he will never leave any heirs.Otherwise, it's okay to say that the heir becomes a bear child. If it is the same as the original book, it is either guessed that Ping Anzhou failed in the rebellion and ended up miserable, or it is a metaphor for Qin Keqing who got together with her father-in-law.

Emperor Wu didn't want to refute this impeccable and ridiculous reason, so he directly passed his own son, looked at the very frank Jia She, ignored the little entanglement in his heart, and said: "She, tell me what's going on!"

Jia She frowned and glared at Situ Chen, stepped forward a few steps, gossiped about the strategy of feigning death and Zhou Junce's outside room, and finally complained with a worried face: "Your Majesty, I feel Your Highness is too free and undisciplined, he not only pretends to be a magic stick, but also pretends to be a man disguised as a woman!"

"Jia Amnesty, why don't you be ashamed? We agreed not to mention that!" Situ Chen glanced at Jia Daishan embarrassedly.The bully, Jia Amnesty, was fine, but it was still a bit embarrassing to be sued in front of the future stepmother.

Thirteen eyes looked left and right, took a few steps back very skillfully, dragged out a futon from the small room by the side door, and picked up a plate of pastries and fruits by the way, sitting quietly in the feng shui treasure place he had chosen after a long childhood, gnawing on it. Pastries look lively.

"That's enough, shut up!" Emperor Wu looked at the cross-eyed two people, pointed to the secret letter just sent by the secret guard on the table, and said, "I've known Zhou Junce's hobby for a long time, and I'll wait for you to come." Say the day lily is cold!"

"what?"

"What kind of privacy does a big man focus on, and show the evidence openly. What can one or two do!" Emperor Wu scolded the two of them, looked at the drooping head, and then looked at Jia Daishan with satisfaction, his eyes were sharp , as if deciding on a major military matter, he said solemnly: "I have already ordered someone to investigate Zhou Junce's information."

Situ Chen and Jia Amnesty looked at each other, flattering each other for their foresight.

Jia Daishan smiled silently.

Emperor Wu stepped down from the throne with a smile, pushed the secret letter in front of Jia Daishan, and said: "After the court was over today, someone stabbed Zhou Junce, who was sick and stuck to his post, because of gossip. Met my son and his mother."

Everyone: "..."

"It's just like you are now making a fuss and dressing up as a woman, this way of releasing pressure is also special!" Emperor Wu put on a smirk, and buried his own son.

Situ Chen patted Jia She on the shoulder, and retorted forcefully to his father, "At least my aesthetics is normal!" Indeed, even if the five stones were blown out and all reason was lost, the ones he picked were still beautiful.

"That's right, I don't refute this point...I don't refute Your Highness!" Jia Amnesty raised his face proudly.He is a playboy!The old man is still tender and tender now, but he will give up on himself later, with an unshaven beard and a decadent style.

Jia Daishan rubbed the secret letter in his hand.He has to throw Jia Amnesty to the barracks, what kind of faces are the elders showing off!

Emperor Wu shared the same hatred, "You two... No, you three get out!"

"Let's read the gossip first, then leave after reading!" Situ Chen's eyes were filled with a smile, his eyes turned back and forth on his emperor's father and stepmother, and he covered his chin with his hands, looking thoughtful.

Jia Daishan didn't know why he always felt that Situ Chen looked at him with strange eyes, and hurriedly handed over the secret letter in his hand.

Situ Chen took it, glanced at ten lines at a time, then passed the letter to Jia She, saying: "Since people are almost out of control now, let's add more fire."

"Doesn't the imperial examination leak out after the exam is over?" Emperor Wu also had a vicious desire to watch the theater in his bones. The papers for the new exam questions have already been secretly produced.I don't know how this villain came up with the adjective.

"It's interesting to reveal people's ugly face step by step." Situ Chen said, "Isn't Jun Ce's eldest nephew in Beijing this week? Tsk tsk, when the outer room meets relatives, it will be lively just thinking about it."