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Arriving at the betting station, Zheng Yi took out the betting ticket and got 1327 dollars. Seeing Parker's betting amount, Zheng Yi widened his glasses and blurted out "I'm grass" in Mandarin.

Zheng Yi, who was thriving in a trance, looked at the more than 1000 US dollars in his hand, and then looked at Parker, because the amount exceeded the upper limit stipulated by the state. Even after deducting national tax, state tax, city tax and personal income tax, Parker also received more than 63 US dollars. Dollar.

People are more angry than others, Zheng Yi doesn't want to talk to Parker now, he's autistic, the boss is the boss, sitting in the car, Zheng Yi still couldn't hold back, "How do you know you will win, what if you lose? ".

Parker replied very easily, "If you lose, you lose. It's no big deal." Zheng Yi really wanted to get out of the car now, say goodbye, goodbye, and walk slowly.

"What do you mean by holding the grass?" Parker asked Zheng Yi, and Zheng Yi explained weakly, "According to Chinese, it means I am surprised, similar to a mantra."

Parker imitated Zheng Yi back and forth along the way, "Hold the grass, nest the grass, lie on the grass, my grass...", Zheng Yi couldn't bear it anymore, "I said, you are enough, don't imitate my words, if you are good, don't learn, Learn to be bad," Parker said again, and Zheng Yi couldn't help covering his face and wailing, "Oh my God, come and kill me with a thunderbolt, God is not fair."

As soon as the two returned to the apartment, they received a warm welcome. Bill sprayed on Parker with a spray gun, and Eddie whistled beside him. Zheng Yi was taken aback. In order to celebrate Parker's wonderful performance, he finally decided to go to the bar for a drink.

There was an underground bar nearby. They didn't drive, and walked over directly. Zheng Yi drank cold dark beer, white wine, cocktails, and red wine first, and Billy also drank it in a daze.

Eddie looked at the drunken two with drunken eyes, sticking out his big tongue, "Hehe, one for each", Zheng Yi is light and easy to carry, Eddie stretched out to Zheng Yi, Parker slapped Eddie away unceremoniously Standing in front of Zheng Yi, he put Zheng Yi's hands on his shoulders, stretched his hands back, supported Zheng Yi's buttocks, and carried his back.

Eddie wanted to cry when he saw Billy, who was strong and strong. In the end, he had no choice but to hold Billy's arm and walk back.

Zheng Yi rested his head on Parker's cheek, sleeping soundly. Parker walked very safely, and he didn't look drunk at all, but if you look closely at his eyes, you can tell that he is really drunk.

It took a long time to return to the apartment building. Parker put Zheng Yi aside, took the key, pointed at the key fob, and tried again and again. After a long time, he finally opened the door.

Parker hugged the princess directly, carried Zheng Yi back, stumbled into the door, and put him on the bed. Parker looked at the sleeping Zheng Yi.

As soon as he thought about what happened today, "Zheng Yi, Zheng Yi, I have something to ask you, wake up, Zheng Yi".

Zheng Yi couldn't sleep well. He always felt that there were mosquitoes buzzing in his ears, which was very annoying. He simply stretched out his hand and slapped Parker. Parker's face hurt.

Parker covered his face and gave Zheng Yi a gloomy look. Zheng Yi slept soundly without knowing anything, and felt no danger at all.

No one had ever dared to slap him in the face, and he was able to retreat completely. Parker raised his hand vigorously, and gently lowered it, placing it on half of Zheng Yi's face.

Parker shook his head. What was he thinking just now? When he saw Zheng Yi who was sleeping soundly, he thought it was cute. He must have drunk too much and had hallucinations. He stood up, staggered and threw himself on the bed, sleep, Just get some sleep.

"Dididi", Zheng Yiding's alarm clock rang.

The whole room reeked of alcohol, Zheng Yi was woken up by the alarm clock, he opened his eyes and felt a headache, the sequelae of a hangover, he covered his nose, opened the window of the room to ventilate, he went to the bathroom to take a shower, looked at The strange self in the mirror, he felt, must not drink so much wine next time.

Zheng Yi went to the kitchen to make porridge, and went back to the room to call Parker, but Parker still didn't wake up, so Zheng Yi simply sat by Parker's bed, "Parker, wake up, hurry up and take a shower, the room is going to stink."

Parker was woken up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Zheng Yi right in front of him. He was taken aback. Zheng Yi felt funny, "Am I so scary? Take a shower quickly, it stinks to death", Zheng Yi was a little A little cleanliness addict, he likes to clean up when he is free. He can't stand a dirty and messy living environment.

Parker took a cold shower because he needed to wake up, and walked out the door. Zheng Yi said as usual, "I made porridge, you drink a bowl of sober, I'm leaving."

Zheng Yi arrived in the school classroom and began to read. At the last moment of class, the three of them sneaked into the classroom. Eddie sneakily pointed at Parker and said, "Hey, Parker, who beat you?" Billy and Parker shouted in unison ,"Shut up".

Eddie is a person who is afraid of chaos. Obviously, Eddie's shouting attracted the attention of many classmates. Billy was very speechless. He always followed Eddie to clean up the troubles he caused, just because of his cheap talk , was beaten three times, and Billy felt that Eddie would be beaten to death sooner or later.

Parker knew exactly what was going on, and he didn't want to talk about it again, so he told Eddie to shut up.Parker had a dream yesterday. Thinking of the scene in the dream, he said silently in his heart, I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not gay, I have a girlfriend, with a pretty face and a hot body.

Parker looked at Zheng Yi's face and complained crazily, she was too girly, not the type he liked at all, but when he turned his head and looked carefully, he couldn't help but stare blankly at Zheng Yi's eyebrows, eyes, nose, lips, every move attracted him. he.

Sober, man, man, man, Parker frowned and made another comment. He is ordinary, thin, and has no flesh. He is still a nerd. Well, to be honest, he is kind of cute.

"Parker, what are you thinking?" Parker came back to his senses and saw Eddie getting too close, almost touching him, "It's nothing, can you stay away from me?".

Parker thought about it for a second, no, Eddie is also a man, he approached, not only hated him, but also wanted to beat him up, he was relieved immediately, patted his chest, thinking that it seems that I am completely fine, all this is just a tortoise dragon.

Seemingly solving a big problem, Parker texted his girlfriend and decided to go on a date.

In the United States, if it is a formal relationship between a man and a woman, most of the men pay the bill. Unless the woman insists on AA, she will choose AA out of respect for women. In fact, if you look carefully, foreigners dating AA are only for women who grow flowers.

On Fifth Avenue in New York, Parker and Emma are chatting and shopping. Emma is from the middle class. Her biggest wish since she was a child is to marry a rich man. She can buy whatever she wants without worrying about bills. She loves luxury goods to death. up.

With her smart mind and impressive appearance, she did it. Parker, the object that all the girls in the school wanted to date the most, was chased by her.

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"Does it look good?" Emma changed into the latest dress from the X family. Parker sat aside and nodded. Emma shook Parker's arm, "Honey, I really want it", Parker said nothing He took out a black card and swiped it.

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"I really like this pair of rings. You wear one and I wear one. It can be used as our couple ring, okay?" Emma looked at the female ring with a full one-carat diamond, her eyes sparkled, and Parker didn't care.

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