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Parker said proudly, "Peter Parker".

Zheng Yi: "Wow, really? Parker, don't hide from me, your real identity is Spider-Man, haha".

Parker: "It was discovered by you, please don't tell others, as long as you know."

Zheng Yi: "I just saw that the third part of Harry Potter "The Prisoner of Azkaban" seems to be released, do you want to watch it?".

Parker: "Okay, by the way, Harry Potter is still released in China?".

Zheng Yi: "Please, don't think that China is so backward. China's high-rise buildings are very modern. As long as you have been to China, you will not say that."

Parker; "Okay, if you have a chance in the future, I will take you on a flower planting tour."

The two talked and laughed, and returned to the dormitory. When the door was opened, it was dark. As soon as the light was turned on, Billy and Eddie could be heard crying and screaming in fright.

Parker said happily, "What happened?".

Eddie clutched his chest, "You guys are back, Billy and I were watching a horror movie just now, we turned off the lights for a scary effect, and just as we saw a scary place, you suddenly came in and turned on the lights, it really scared us Big jump, it's scary."

to sleep at night

"Let me tell you, you should sleep far away." Zheng Yi was so angry when he recalled what happened in the morning.

Parker was very obedient and slept so far away that he almost fell.

Zheng Yi covered his head and said, "It doesn't need to be that far, anyway, the bed is big, and I can't use so much space by myself."

Parker rolled back, and Zheng Yi sighed, "Go and turn off the light."

After a while

Zheng Yi was still asleep, "Parker, are you asleep?".

Parker turned over, "Didn't sleep, what's wrong?".

Zheng Yi said in an erratic tone, "Tell me, how can I please girls?"

Parker didn't speak.

Zheng Yi waited for a long time, but there was no response, "Parker, are you asleep?".

Parker said, "No, if you want to please girls, you have to know this first."

In the moonlight, Parker leaned over.

Zheng Yi was frightened, and stammered, "Did you...did you kiss me just now?".

Parker: "Well, dear, you are not asking me how to please girls, I find it difficult to explain clearly, so I will show you."

Zheng Yi blushed, "You don't need to do this, just say it."

Parker: "You can't learn this kind of thing after talking about it, and this kind of thing is only the most basic. I don't think you can do it at all."

Zheng Yi said excitedly, "What's wrong, boys can't be said no."

Parker said calmly, "Okay, since you said so, one kiss every day until I say "behavior", he looked firm and determined that he couldn't be refuted.

Zheng Yi was terrified, but still said firmly: "Can I try with a girl? I think I can do this."

Parker looked at Zheng Yi who was hiding under the quilt, and said angrily, "You think you can, but according to your performance, it's obviously not possible."

Zheng Yi didn't know what to say when Parker scolded him.

In order to persuade Zheng Yi, Parker persuaded him, "The biggest problem is who is willing to let you try it. In order to prevent you from embarrassing yourself in the future, I will sacrifice myself. Don't worry, kissing is very common in the United States. You have to know that there are no girls. Willing to associate with someone who is not good at kissing."

Parker pointed it out straight to the point, and Zheng Yi was very frustrated when he heard it.

Zheng Yi, who was shyly hiding under the blanket, poked his head out and asked hesitantly, "How was my performance just now?" He thought his performance should not be that bad.

Parker stared at Zheng Yi with deep eyes, "It's too bad, you need to practice more", and licked his lips after speaking.

Zheng Yi explained angrily, "That's because I wasn't ready."

Parker laughed softly, "Even if you are ready, you are still a rookie, a rookie among rookies. Generally speaking, kissing is not an initiative by one party, but an interaction between the two. If I kiss you next time, remember to kiss back. Also, you My body is too stiff, I need to relax."

Zheng Yi was speechless, "Do I have to thank you, you are teaching the children badly."

Parker said in a surprised tone, "Wow, you're welcome, teaching bad kids, do you think you're a kid?".

Zheng Yi was so angry, "I want you to take care of it, don't take the topic to weird directions, and don't talk about it."

Parker: "Okay, I won't bring up the topic of your bad kissing skills anymore. By the way, how many times have you tried?".

Zheng Yi wanted to kill Parker right now, "No, it's the first time I kissed. I didn't expect my first kiss to be a man."

Parker was surprised, "What, are you serious? Didn't you kiss that Wang Jingjing last time?".

Zheng Yi said in a depressed tone, "No, I think it's too casual, so I borrowed the seat, it looks like a kiss, I regret it now, I knew I should be brave, at least I am a cute girl."

Parker fell into ecstasy, "Really? That's really great."

Zheng Yi wondered if he heard it wrong just now, "What did you just say?".

Parker realized his mistake and immediately changed his words, "I mean, it's too bad, well, I will keep this matter a secret and will not tell others."

Zheng Yi didn't want to talk about his first kiss anymore, so he changed the subject, "I heard that this week's game, don't underestimate the enemy, haven't you done baseball practice for a long time?"

Parker said in a relaxed tone, "I have practiced, but it's just ordinary training, because the opponent is too weak, and I can't get excited at all."

Zheng Yi always felt that it was not good for Parker to be like this, but as a roommate, would he care too much?

"Stop talking, I'm going to sleep." Zheng Yi turned around and turned his back to Parker. It seemed that he still cared about what happened today, and obviously he would not forget it.

In the middle of the night, when the time came, Parker made sure that Zheng Yi was sleeping soundly, grabbed it with his big hand, and hugged him in his arms.

Zheng Yi woke up and found himself hugging and sleeping with Parker, struggling violently again, whether he was asleep or not, it would be better if he woke up, what did he do, he misses his single bed very much now.

After Parker was woken up, he saw Zheng Yi who was pouting and breathing heavily. Before Zheng Yi could react, he held his face and kissed him.

Zheng Yi was shocked, but couldn't get away, "Damn, kiss again, oh my god", what's going on?The enthusiastic roommate turned into a kissing maniac.

It felt like a long time later, Zheng Yi's head was blank, panting heavily, lying on the bed, feeling bad all over.

Parker was satisfied, put on his nightgown, went to the bathroom to wash up, leaving Zheng Yi in a daze, his life was miserable, he felt that he was not pure.

When Zheng Yi came back to his senses and touched his lips, he felt a little desperate. He wanted to talk to Parker. In fact, it was good not to fall in love during college, at least he could concentrate on his studies. Suddenly he was not so anxious to fall in love.

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