I got on the bar at Peking University and Tsinghua University

"what are you doing?"

Duan Zhe was startled, the mobile phone in his hand was in a 360-degree free fall motion, and fell into the water for soaking his feet with a "plop".

Duan Zhe's whole face is wtf? ?

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Su Yang quickly picked up the phone from the water, and the paper soaked up the water.

"What do you think Xu Hongfei and I are doing?" Su Yang asked as he handed over the cell phone that escaped death.

Brother, I am looking at you and me...

"Cough...it's nothing, I'll just take a look." Xin Hao Su Yang didn't see that this was his and his CP post.

Su Yang smiled knowingly. "Come with me to sterilize Doudou tomorrow."

"Ah?" Duan Zhe was taken aback, and then retorted, "Are you human? Sterilized? Have you asked the dog's opinion? Is it not a man? Does it have dog rights? You..."

Inexplicably, Su Yang felt that Duan Zhe's appearance was cute: "The doctor said that it has the risk of changing prostate disease, and suggested that I get it sterilized. It's my fault that I was too busy to take good care of him."

"Oh...Okay." Duan Zheru poured a basin of cold water down, and the words he thought of were stuck in his throat.

It's really miserable.

"Get up early tomorrow, I'll call you."

Duan Zhe's leg is basically healed. After all, he was hit by a bicycle and had a slight bone fracture. It would be embarrassing for him to say it.In the past few days, he has been perfunctory with the few people who have been asking back and forth. Now as long as he does not exercise strenuously, there is basically no problem with normal walking.

Doudou's pet hospital is not far from here, just ten minutes away.

Duan Zhe was holding the dog leash, and a certain dog ran happily in front of him.

Duan Zhe felt a little sympathetic, his balls were almost gone and he was still so profligate, so he glanced at the cruel dog owner next to him.

The cruel dog owner smiled gently at him when he saw him.

Su Yang, your uncle, you emit hormones early in the morning.

Duan Zhe rubbed his nose unnaturally.

Sterilization... so cruel.

After entering the hospital, after completing all the formalities and examinations, a cheerful dog realized something was wrong after a while, and the smile froze on his face, but it was too late, so he could only beg and look at his dad and mommy.

Its daddy smiled at him, it was the end before parting.

Its mommy has "God has mercy, I don't" written all over her face.

Dogs are miserable.

The door gradually closed, and the miserable sound of dogs resounded throughout the hospital.

Goodbye Doudou, you will be a heroic dog when you come out.

Duan Zhe silently burnt incense on a certain dog, respecting its lost balls.

"Still reluctant?" Su Yang walked in and found that Duan Zhe was holding back his laughter.

Duan Zhe held back his smile: "I suddenly thought of an interesting thing."

Su Yang:?

"Its IQ belongs to huskies." Duan Zhe joked.

"Indeed, it's stupid to buy it by accident."

Corgi with Erha attribute, what kind of magical breed is this?

"My lord! Xu Hongfei!"

Duan Zhe was taken aback, and behind him stood a gentle young man with glasses.

This person is very familiar to Duan Zhe. The deputy secretary of the Peking University Student Union, Yi Cheng, is also Duan Zhe's bamboo horse and subordinate. It can be said that without the current Yi Cheng, there would be no current student union.

Back then, when Duan Zhe was diligently memorizing the ninety-nine multiplication table, this seemingly powerless nerd could already know four arithmetic operations; when Duan Zhe was working hard to get into Peking University, He had already been recommended to Peking University; when Duan Zhe finally got admitted to Peking University and broke through with inspiration, he had already signed up for the boxing club and was ready to fight.

People are more mad than people!

"Forget it old Duan, you can't compare."

He and Yi Cheng's common bamboo horse - Xu Hongfei said earnestly.

For some reason, he and Yi Cheng are always not on the same point.

"My uncle has already ascended to heaven, I didn't expect you to be interested in rape." Xu Hongfei beside him said lightly.

Duan Zhe is no stranger to the way these two get along.The two are not so much arguing as they are performing cross talk:

Xu: "To meet you here, I must not have read the almanac when I went out."

Yi: "Why do you hang around like a lump of booger?"

Xu Hongfei who was called "booger": ...

Xu: "What are you doing in the pet shop? Looking for your kind?"

Yi: "What are you doing at the pet store? Are you buying dog food?"

Xu: "There seems to be no pet pigs here, you can't find your kind."

easy:……

Yi: "Do you have hemorrhoids on your forehead?"

Xu: "Do you have a brain?"

Yi: "Do you have any?"

Seeing that the two were getting more and more intense, and might even have a tendency to fight, Duan Zhe coughed lightly.The two looked at him at the same time.

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, Duan Zhe regretted calling it a stop, and he twitched his lips: "How are you... What a coincidence..."

"Chairman Duan?"

"Duan Zhe?"

The two spoke at the same time, and stared at each other at the same time.

"Please don't add me, pigs don't deserve to be like me." Yi Cheng said.

"Who are you talking about?" Xu Hongfei stared at him fiercely.

The two never got along with each other since childhood.It may be due to a bad relationship. This Yi's mother and Xu's mother are best friends and neighbors. Back then, they swore to give birth to this pair of men and women and they married. It's okay for the cubs to be brothers, but these two unsatisfactory cubs didn't know which part was born wrong, and they didn't inherit their mother's wish at all. No matter how they see each other, they don't like each other.Duan Zhe was the unlucky kid who lived downstairs from the two of them. He watched them pinch from kindergarten to elementary school, from elementary school to junior high school, and from junior high school to high school.You read literature, but I want to study science. You choose Tsinghua University and I insist on Peking University, so the war spread to universities.

"What are you doing here?" Duan Zhe asked.

"I'm coming to pick up my cat."

"I'm coming to pick up my cat."

The two spoke at the same time, stared at each other, and shut up at the same time.

Duan Zhe feels that this tacit understanding cannot be maintained in ten or twenty years.

"Duan Zhe, what are you doing here?" Yi Cheng asked.

"I'll wait for Su Yang."

As soon as Duan Zhe finished speaking, Su Yang came out, holding Doudou in his arms. The dog's eyes were dull, and his four senses were empty. He looked like a dog whose life was better than death.

Duan Zhe walked over, rubbed the dog's head, and fed him some snacks by the way. The dog instantly became energetic, and completely forgot about its lost balls.

"When did he have such a good relationship with Su Yang?" Yi Cheng poked Xu Hongfei with his elbow. When the two of them had a truce, the atmosphere was more harmonious.

Xu Hongfei smiled mysteriously, Yi Cheng looked at him suspiciously, Xu Hongfei whispered something in his ear, Yi Cheng's eyes widened.

"Duan Zhe, let's go eat together later." Xu Hongfei said, "Wait until I put the cat home."

"it is good."

When Xu Hongfei and Yi Cheng received their cat, the two cats had a look of reluctance to say goodbye.

"Little prince, that female cat is a scumbag just like his master, she is not worthy." Xu Hongfei comforted the "little prince" in his arms.

"Little princess, don't look, that cat is a scumbag just like his master." Yi Cheng comforted the "little princess" in his arms.

Duan Zhe immediately convinced the two of them who were still arguing while waiting for a cat, and quickly said: "Okay, I will call when the time comes."

"it is good."

Xu Hongfei waved and took his little prince away.

The place Xu Hongfei chose was a barbecue restaurant, which had everything from beer to fried chicken.When Duan Zhe arrived, it was already overcrowded, and there were only the sizzle of barbecue and the sound of wine glasses colliding.Duan Zhe found Xu Hongfei and Yi Cheng in all kinds of smoke.

The two enemies are still bickering:

"Have you ever seen a pig eat a roast?"

"Look, isn't this your kind?"

"It's obviously your kind."

Childish batch.

Seeing Duan Zhe coming, the two of them shut up at the same time, glanced at Su Yang behind Duan Zhe, and looked away lightly.

Hello!What about your curiosity?Duan Zhe roared in his heart. Duan Zhe felt helpless. After he and Su Yang put Doudou home, Su Yang insisted on following him.

Does Lao Tzu need your care?

Someone pretending to be a wolf with a big tail said politely: "Do you mind adding me?"

"I don't mind." The two said in unison.

"Drink?" Xu Hongfei asked

"Drink! What's the point of not drinking." Duan Zhe replied.

The four of them looked at each other tacitly, and then smiled very tacitly.

Duan Zhe: Su Yang must not drink too much this time

Su Yang: How to get Duan Xiaozhe drunk?

Yi Cheng: If you don't pour out the surname Xu, you will not be a human being!

Xu Hongfei: Pour that Yi down!

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