I got on the bar at Peking University and Tsinghua University

According to the schedule, the next day was the program selection day for the two schools in Qingbei.

Duan Zhe came early and sat on the seat, playing with the ballpoint pen on the table boredly.

There were only four people who came to review, two ministers of literature and art and two chairmen from Qingbei.

Su Yang was going to be late again.

Late chairman, what kind of chairman? .

Duan Zhe made a silent note to Su Yang in his heart.

Peace of mind, peace of mind, peace of mind.

Duan Zhe took a deep breath.

"Why hasn't the chairman come yet?" the female minister next to him asked.

"Could it be that you drank too much yesterday and haven't woken up yet?" the male minister wondered.

Better never come!Duan Zhe thought angrily.

"Then let me call him." The male minister said, and dialed the chairman's number.

Immediately, a phone rang from outside the door.Su Yang hurried in from the door.

Duan Zhe looked at the time at 29:1, which was [-] minute away.

This great god is really the master who bounces back and forth on the late line.

"I'm sorry, I drank too much yesterday." Su Yang apologized.

Both other ministers said it did not matter.

Su Yang smiled, sat next to Duan Zhe, and looked at Duan Zhe with a half-smile.

Duan Zhe looked ahead, what were he looking at?Look at digging out your eyeballs, believe it or not?

The first person in the audition was a boy from the journalism department, dressed in a black formal suit, and gracefully stepped onto the stage.

"Hello everyone, I'm Zhiqiang Yuan from the Department of Journalism." The man spoke in a broadcasting accent so that every word was correct.

Immediately afterwards, he said in a straight voice: "Today I will perform "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain" for everyone."

The people in the audience were taken aback, what?Is this show wrong?

Immediately, the announcer took out a stick out of nowhere, put it on his shoulder, walked like a kindergarten teacher leading children, and sang "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain" at a pace that no relatives would recognize.

"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains~ I'll take a look around the world~"

This voice is indeed correct, but it is only correct!May I ask if your Tiao Tiao was eaten by you?This voice is vulgar but not deep, coquettish but not refined.

This sound is only worthy of the sky, big brother begs you to stop quickly!

There is only this sentence in everyone's heart.

This voice pierces my ears like a magic voice, why are you so good at Mandarin?Singing is like black and white impermanence?

"OK, thanks."

After the announcer finished singing, he bowed to the audience.

It's finally over.

There is only one voice in everyone's heart.

"Hi everyone, I'm Miao Miao from the English Department, and I'm a Miao girl." The little girl was wearing a long white dress, her hair was tied high behind her head, and she wore cute light makeup.

right!This is the show we want!Withdrawal of the ethnic style!

But the little girl went on to say: "Next, I'm going to perform a head-shaking dance for everyone." The little girl flicked her hair domineeringly, and her long hair fluttered in the wind. At this moment, she looked like a princess with long hair.

"Rapunzel" smeared her lips seductively, and the music sounded instantly. "Rapunzel" put her hands on her knees and began to shake her head like a female orangutan descending a mountain.

The long hair at the back of her head was like a big windmill, setting off huge waves.

girl!girl!stop!stop!

Everyone is doing Erkang hands in their hearts.

However, the "big windmill" has not stopped, and "Rapunzel" is also immersed in her world.

"Girl! Girl! Enough, enough." Duan Zhe said quickly.

"Rapunzel" just stopped, and her long hair was wrapped around her neck again and again due to inertia. "Rapunzel" seemed to be dizzy. When she stepped off the stage, she staggered and was helped by Su Yang, who had quick eyes and quick hands.

Everyone just woke up like a dream. Is this a girl?Not a female orangutan?

The third ones came to the stage were two boys, "Hello everyone, we are from the Chinese Department, and today we will perform "Romeo and Juliet" for you." The two boys said.

"Wait, just the two of you?" Duan Zhe asked suspiciously.

"Yes."

Duan Zhe was convinced. "Please... please."

As soon as Duan Zhe finished speaking, a boy plopped and knelt on the ground, "Ah, Juliet, why are our lives so hard?"

This time, Duan Zhe grinned his teeth in pain.

"Oh, Romeo!" Another boy shyly said, "Why is there hatred in the world? Why does God treat us so badly?"

Each of these two people said "God" with affection like Liang Zhu, as hot as they want.

"Cough, enough, enough." Duan Zhe interrupted them.

"Ah, Chairman, why don't we finish the trick?" The man was still immersed in the play.

The people in the audience trembled with laughter.

"Okay, thank you two students for their performance, and now I have the next one." Su Yang interrupted.

The two stepped back from the stage, and a man in Mongolian costume came up next to them. "Today I will show you a fire breathing!"

"Enough is enough, classmate, playing with fire is prohibited in the auditorium!"

The man had no choice but to go down with a stuffy heart.

Then someone came to a section of Rap, always yo, yo, yo.

"Yo, yo, I won't go to school tomorrow, yo."

Coincidentally, this paragraph was still directed at Chairman Su Yang.

Su Yang smiled slightly, "How dare you?"

The man was so frightened that he immediately got stuck, did not dare to sing, and resigned from the stage angrily.

Then came a girl. When the girl opened her mouth, Duan Zhe almost knelt down, "Hi everyone! I'm Niu Er from the Physical Education Department!"

This is not a girl, this is simply a 1.8 meters strong man.

"I'll show you a NicoNiconi." After finishing speaking, the girl put her legs together and made a cute pose with a rough voice.

"Nico, Nico, ni~~"

Everyone only thinks their eyes are hot, Chairman, I want to wash my eyes.

Chairman, I want to wash my ears!

After reviewing all the shows, it's time for dinner.

"Chairman, I'm so hungry..." The female minister looked at Su Yang tearfully, clutching her stomach.

"Chairman, I'm so tired..." The male minister also looked at Duan Zhe with teary eyes.

"You guys have worked hard today, let's discuss it tomorrow." Su Yang said with a good temper.

Long live the two ministers.Then he ran away like a smoke.

A guy who eats inside and out.

Duan Zhe looked at the minister who had abandoned him, and thought angrily.

God knows how much he didn't want to be alone with Su Yang.

"What about you?" Su Yang looked at Duan Zhe, and Duan Zhe took a step back tacitly, keeping a distance from him.

"What's wrong with you?" Su Yang asked.

Duan Zhe looked at him incredulously, was he really drunk last night?

"Did you send me back last night?" Su Yang asked, "I drank some alcohol last night, so I don't remember anything. Did I do anything to you..."

"No! Very good!" Duan Zhe interrupted him immediately.

Only a ghost will tell you that you forced me to kiss you last night.

"That's it, you have a good rest, see you in debt!" Duan Zhe ran away as if he was owed 8000 yuan in debt.

Su Yang looked at the direction where Duan Zhe disappeared, and sighed.

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