What should I do if my mouth suddenly becomes uncontrollable?

Rosie. "

"Okay, classmate Luo Xi, can't you see that you are still a devout believer?" Pei Lingyu seemed unable to forget this topic.

Well, Luo Xi also knows that as a new and new human being in the 21st century, when encountering unsolvable things, he thinks of praying to God and worshiping Buddha. Fantastic!

Apart from going to say goodbye, he couldn't think of any other way at the moment.

It's just... Will he die if he doesn't complain?

After finally calming down, Luo Xi began to feel agitated, and Luo Xi couldn't help snorting softly: "Then are you going or not? It's fine if you don't go!"

Pei Lingyu waved his hand impatiently: "Go, why not go, I'd rather believe it or not, now we can only treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor."

To return so much nonsense? !

Luo Xi couldn't help but rolled his eyes again in his heart, but said in his mouth: "Then the specific meeting place, let's confirm on WeChat at that time!"

"Okay." After the other party finished speaking, he jumped off the podium, waved to him, and went back to the classroom next to him.

Because of Pei Lingyu's reminder, Luo Xi instantly thought of a way to explain to An Cuo without opening his mouth.

In view of his current situation, it is unrealistic to make a phone call. Luo Xi thought about it and opened WeChat.

He began to type on the keyboard, deleting, deleting, and modifying, and it took more than ten minutes to edit a piece of content: Brother An, I'm really sorry for what happened a few days ago. I know it's strange to say this, but I really didn't mean to let you It's embarrassing, I don't know what's going on, in short, my mouth seems to be out of control suddenly, please forgive me, I really cherish you as a friend... Those words are definitely not my intention!

After typing these words, Luo Xi took a closer look, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong with it, he clicked send.

However... the next second, seeing the message on WeChat indicating that the sending failed, he was instantly stunned—"You are not the other party's friend yet, please add a friend before sending the message."

Have you been deleted as a friend by Ancuo? !

Luo Xi couldn't accept this cruel thing, there must be something wrong, he held back and sent it again, the same prompt finally made him despair.

I didn't care whether I was bewitched or not, so I subconsciously dialed Ancuo's number, but no matter how many times I dialed, I couldn't get through.

Although he was very reluctant to admit it, he also knew that the other party probably set his collection as a blacklist.

Holding the last hope, Luo Xi opened Q, but it was useless, the other party was no longer in his friend list, and only now did he really feel what it means to be ashamed.

Luo Xi clearly realized that not only was he broken in love, but he also became a rejected account in the other party's mind.

An Cuo resolutely cut off all communication channels suggested by their friendship, and he was expressing his anger at his behavior.

If it weren't for the relationship with the External Relations Department, Luo Xi even felt that he wouldn't even want to see him in the future.

By the way, speaking of the external relations department, doesn't the external relations department have an internal news group?

Luo Xi hurriedly dragged to the group list, and when he saw the words "International Communication Department Information Exchange Group", he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He quickly opened the group, and when he saw the name of Ancuo in the group, he finally let out a long breath...

Fortunately, he didn't kick himself out of the group.

Luo Xi quickly copied the content on WeChat and sent it, and then...then there was no more!

An Cuo didn't respond to his message, nor did he respond in any other way, but his avatar showed that he was always online.

Luo Xi wasn't sure if the other party didn't look at the phone, or blocked him directly.

A feeling of frustration hit him instantly, and for the whole afternoon, Roxi's head seemed to be covered with a black mushroom cloud.

After finally surviving school, Luo Xi only felt that all the bones in his body were about to fall apart, and that his life was in darkness.

However, as long as he thinks that he will continue to suffer like this for an unknown period of time in the future, he immediately feels even more uncomfortable.He can't wait for it to be the weekend!

As for now, he just wanted to go home and lay his body, but before he left the school gate, he was blocked by Yan Ya.

"Xiao Xi, what happened to what you said last night? I have been wondering all day and night. Because of this matter, I didn't sleep well last night. Look at the bags under my eyes, which are about to fall to the ground... …I didn’t listen to much in today’s class, and when I went to the Taekwondo club for practice at noon, I was absent-minded and was almost thrown by the coach...” Yan Ya said while holding Luo Xi’s arm intimately, and immediately aroused envy in the surroundings whistle.

Yan Ya is now a celebrity in their school. Since she entered school last year, she openly challenged the president of the Taekwondo Club at the Taekwondo Recruitment Conference and successfully knocked the president down. She has become famous in one battle.

Thanks to the school newspaper's follow-up report that day, the seven words "Kung Fu Beautiful Girl Yan Ya" became popular all over the campus in a short time, and even the follow-up content, the matter of her becoming the vice president of Taekwondo became a little popular .

So that, wherever she goes now, she is the focus of everyone.

However, Luo Xi, who was in the middle of it at the moment, wanted to cry but had no tears. Although classmate Yan Ya was indeed a beautiful girl who looked quite sunny when she didn't use force, but...but she was still a strange girl who couldn't hold her back!

Luo Xi only felt that the arm that was hugged by the other party suddenly seemed to be clamped by iron tongs, and could no longer move an inch.

"Don't get excited, let me go first, I'll talk to you later!" Luo Xi begged for mercy while pulling her hands with his free left hand.

The author has something to say: Is no one watching?Tears...

☆, men and women kill all fans

Yan Ya looked around, then reluctantly let go of her hands: "Wait again... How long will it be?"

Luo Xi didn't answer. In order not to cause unnecessary trouble to Pei Lingyu, he quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and started typing. While typing, he motioned Yan Ya to look at the screen of the mobile phone...

"Go to your house and talk about it? Why?" After reading what he typed on the phone, Yan Ya raised her head and looked at him suspiciously.

Luo Xi bowed his head and typed again...

"It's inconvenient to talk, okay..." After Yan Ya finished speaking, she glanced in the direction of the school in embarrassment; "Originally, our club still has training today, so it seems that we can only skip it! Anyway, the president is here every day, let me He'll just go and supervise."

After finishing speaking, he put his hand on Luo Xi's shoulder as if he was a good brother, and walked out.

Luo Xi struggled in pain, but compared with Yan Ya, he could only be regarded as weak, so he could only weakly write on the phone quickly: In the public, can we keep a little distance?

Yan Ya glanced at his mobile phone, then curled her lips in disdain: "What are you keeping? Don't we usually hug each other less?"

I don't know if it's like this for martial arts practitioners, anyway, when Yan Ya speaks, Luo Xi often has a feeling that even the eardrums are trembling, in their jargon it means - full of energy.

So now, as soon as she said those words, there were whistling, panting, booing again...

Luo Xi faintly heard someone say: "I can't see it, that buddy can do it!"

"With such a small body, how on earth did he conquer us beautiful kung fu girls..."

……

Luo Xi silently rolled his eyes in his heart, what do you mean by "just that small body", is he a standard figure, okay?

The height of 1.7 meters seven and the weight of 68 kg are already too standard, can't they be more standard?Also, the beautiful kung fu girl is amazing, if you want to say that she is a violent girl, just say it.

"Did you do it on purpose?" Luo Xi couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and finally couldn't help but speak, and whispered to Yan Ya.

"No way." Yan Ya shrugged innocently, leaned closer to him, and said in a voice as small as his, "Is this how we usually are?"

"That was at home, now it's in public!" Luo Xi was anxious.

"What's the difference, anyway, what I said is the truth!" Yan Ya spread her hands nonchalantly.

I don't know if it's because I've been too stimulated recently, but Luo Xi just feels that Yan Ya's indifferent look seems to coincide with Pei Lingyu in his mind!

He shivered suddenly, and said repeatedly: "The evil spirits are scattered! The evil spirits are scattered!"

His sudden and weird reaction made Yan Ya inexplicable, she looked at him strangely: "What's wrong with you?!"

"No...it's okay." Luo Xi didn't want to say any more, and pulled her out.

This time, Pei Lingyu didn't make trouble midway, but just sent a WeChat message to ask him what the situation is now. After Luo Xi explained the current situation, the other party asked again, did Yan Ya know everything? After confirming the reply to the text message, the other party lost his voice again.

After coming out of school, Luo Xi suddenly regretted his decision not to ride a bicycle today because he felt too hot.

Because of Yan Ya's interference, worrying about what might happen on the bus, Luo Xi had no choice but to take a taxi home.

It takes 20 minutes to take a taxi from school to his home, and the cost is about 30 yuan and 40 yuan. Although it is not a lot, Luo Xi, who has no pocket money, needs to rely on his own labor to obtain every penny. Speaking of it, it is still a cheating thing.

Yan Ya kept asking questions along the way, Luo Xi could only type slowly, and after typing all the way, when he got home, he felt his hands were sore.

However, while he was typing, it didn't matter if Yan Ya saw it, she had to repeat it, or ask him questions about what she saw. In short, when they got out of the car, Luo Xi could clearly feel that the taxi driver Looking at their eyes, it seems that they are looking at a neuropathy.

After returning home, Luo Xi confirmed that her parents would still not be home for dinner tonight, so she went to the kitchen to prepare dinner.

Yan Ya flipped through the refrigerator familiarly, and when she saw the defrosted food in the refrigerator, she immediately excitedly said: "Luo Xixi, I want to eat honey sauce chicken wings, cumin ribs, and green vegetable balls!"

"Oh." Luo Xi nodded, turned around and took out the ingredients that had been thawed in the refrigerator, poured some of them into the nearby plates, and then continued to prepare other things.

There are not many other things in their house, but there is a lot of meat.

Because Yan's father, Yan's mother, originally opened a frozen meat stall, so the leftover frozen food sold at the usual stalls, such as what chicken pays ducks and pigs pays, will be taken home to deal with.

In the first few years, Luo Xi, who just started eating meat, was still very excited. Every time his parents brought back all kinds of meat, he was very happy. .

But then, at some point, he seemed to get bored all of a sudden.

Then for several years in a row, he didn't eat a piece of meat or any meat dishes, but he got tired of eating, and he didn't want to eat meat, and his weight kept dropping because of this.

However, the advantage is that he got rid of the ranks of chubby again.

Because of this incident, my parents were once frightened, thinking that he was sick.I also took him to the hospital for several checkups, and my parents were relieved when all the doctors said that his body was fine and that he should pay attention to balanced nutrition.

In the past two years, his anorexia has improved a little bit, but his love for meat is far from that of love. It can only be said that he no longer hates it.

But Yan Ya is the complete opposite. Over the years, she has come to his house every now and then for dinner, and every time she comes, she must order meat dishes.Moreover, Yan's father, Yan's mother often sent all kinds of meat to Yan's house on weekdays, but she didn't seem to get tired of eating it, and her eyes would light up every time she saw meat.

At this moment, Luo Xi was still making honey-glazed chicken wings, and it was convenient for him to lie at the door of the kitchen and couldn't move out of his nest!

Luo Xi typed: There is heavy oily smoke in the kitchen, you go to the living room to watch TV.

"Don't go!" Yan Ya shook his head willfully, then he didn't know what to think, and suddenly looked at Luo Xi with glowing eyes, "Hey, did you say that Pei Lingyu added your WeChat?"

"Yeah." While the chicken wings were simmering in the pot, Luo Xi cut the meatballs out of the pot and nodded softly.

"Is there any explosive content on his WeChat? Does he have a girlfriend? Does he have a boyfriend? Does he have an affair..." Yan Ya immediately came over, laying down on the cooking table, her eyes sparkling, and she fired continuously like asking him.

Luo Xi couldn't help but stop what he was doing and looked back at her, wondering: "Why... are you so interested in him all of a sudden? Could it be that you like Pei Lingyu's type of boy?"

At this moment, for some reason, the words "Beauty and the Beast" suddenly came to mind in Luo Xi's mind.

Well, although Yan Ya's looks are not bad, but... her strange strength is definitely at the level of a beast.

But speaking of it, although he passed Pei Lingyu's WeChat verification, he hasn't looked at his WeChat Moments seriously yet, all he knows is that his WeChat name is the word Pei.

"Are you kidding me?! Do I look like the kind of person who would like a little boy? I like an absolute strong man like Muhammad Ali." However, unexpectedly, when it comes to this, Yan Ya's backlash is huge "I was seeking welfare for the majority of kung fu boys and girls in our club!"

But boxing champion Ali, Luo Xi couldn't help but shook her head, she didn't expect that such a young and beautiful girl would have such a heavy taste.

Rosie couldn't help but shook his head.

but……

"Boys and girls?" Luo Xi almost suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

"That's right." Yan Ya nodded with a look of resentment.

Speaking of evil, Pei Lingyu's fans not only include girls who like beautiful boys, but also a large part of them are absolutely straight men like those students in their club.

This was absolutely impossible in Yan Ya's original vision.

In her limited cognition, she always thought that boys with looks like Pei Lingyu should attract gay girls like Luo Xi the most besides girls with facial features.

"What's wrong with being gay like me?" Rosh immediately became unhappy when he heard that he was being represented, even if the other party was his best friend.

"Hey, why are you so sensitive? That's what I said, and it doesn't have any special meaning." Yan Ya begged for mercy. Although Luo Xi had already told her about his sexual orientation, under the influence of the general environment, he was still very sensitive. of.

"That's about the same!" Luo Xi muttered, and then he quickly put the prepared honey sauce chicken wings on a plate, and after handing it to Yan Ya, he began to skillfully handle the ribs again.

Yan Ya, who was about to eat secretly, was scalded severely, and then reluctantly brought the dishes to the table, and then went back to the kitchen to continue talking.

In short... the facts were completely beyond her imagination.

Yan Ya still remembers when she first joined the club, after a certain training, she went to the locker room to get changed, and when she came out, she heard a group of boys gathered around, chatting excitedly, she leaned over curiously, and saw I saw a group of people holding mobile phones and circulating...

"Ah, my male god is so handsome today..."

"What should I do? I seem to be bent!"

"It's useless even if you're bent, he's a straight man!"

"Hey, don't talk about such a sad topic as soon as you come up, can you still have a pleasant chat..."

"The male god is really handsome in a white shirt, and the gray slacks make his legs look so long..."

"I can play with those two long legs for a year..."

"When I see my goddess every day, I feel like he is leading people to commit crimes!"

"Yes, yes! Wait... the goddess is a ghost?!"

"At once……"

"Wait, stay away from us first! If the male god gets angry then, don't say you know us..."

"Stay away from us!"

……

"Sorry, I was wrong!"

……

Yan Ya didn't know what they were looking at at first, but when he intercepted the mobile phone from their hands and saw the biggest one on the screen, he saw that it was a candid photo of Pei Lingyu, and then looked at the muscular group around him, who had been The guy who expressed the deepest contempt for all kinds of nympho behaviors of girls, Yan Ya suddenly felt a little flustered.

"Don't you guys claim to be straighter than 2B pencils?" She looked at the group of guys in front of her in disbelief who were facing a photo of a boy, and the guy was kneeling and licking the photo taken secretly.

Everyone was a little embarrassed at first, and the voice of the explanation was a little lacking in confidence: "Just... everyone has a love for beauty, and we just appreciate it..."

appreciate?I appreciate you saying that you can play with those two long legs for a year?

Yan Ya was caught off guard.

"Yeah, don't you girls also kneel and lick goddesses? If you have goddesses, we boys can't have male gods?" said another boy who looked particularly "stocky".

"...That's not true." Yan Ya had to admit that what the other party said made some sense.

but……

"That's right! Deputy, you can't discriminate against sex!"

"That's... isn't it you girls who have been emphasizing equality between men and women?"

……

The group of people suddenly became excited again, and you made a difference with each other.

Yan Ya felt helpless.

... No, although it is said that boys can also have male gods, but your behavior will make people look weird!

But of course she couldn't say these words.

And because he broke the secrets of the boys, he was often dragged by them to join the discussion.

Because of this, today she suddenly heard that Luo Xi's recent behavior was not controlled by some strange thing, but suddenly had a different voice with Pei Lingyu, and thought of knowing everything about Pei Lingyu.

"By the way, don't let him know that you call him a bad boy. That guy really hates people talking about him like that, otherwise he will have to fight you!" After listening to Yan Ya's story, Luo Xi digested it. After a while, he swallowed hard and said.

Then in the next second, his tone suddenly changed, and he roared fiercely: "Who? Who the hell said I was a little boy?!"

The author has something to say: The highest temperature today has reached 39 degrees, and I wake up in the morning and feel that I am shrouded in a steamer. What will I do in the next few months?

It feels like you will be heated as long as you leave the room...Ginseng~

Besides the air conditioner, everyone’s method of cooling down~~~【From a person who can’t turn on the air conditioner when he sleeps at night】

☆、What’s wrong with me being gay

"Is it that good girlfriend you mentioned just now?"

Luo Xi was stunned for a moment, and even dropped the spatula in his hand in fright: I'll go, I was so surprised to hear Yan Ya's inquiry about Pei Lingyu just now, which made him forget that he was in the same position as someone in the same place. The state of the sound!

He quickly waved his hand, and in Yan Ya's curious and excited eyes, he quickly explained: "No, no! We're not talking about you!"

Immediately, before the expression on his face had time to calm down, he changed into a particularly sarcastic tone and said, "Hehe, didn't you mean me? Who said just now, 'do you like a boy like Pei Lingyu'? Do you think I'm stupid?"

I'll go, why is he so sensitive all of a sudden?

Luo Xi slandered in his heart, and continued to make up nonsense while laughing dryly: "Then...then we also talked about other topics just now! We changed the topic a long time ago, okay?"

"Better like this! Humph!"

When it was confirmed that Pei Lingyu had passed the test temporarily, Luo Xi patted his chest with a rescued expression, and breathed a sigh of relief.

……

But soon, "he" then asked impatiently: "Hey, how long are you going to chat?"

"...I don't know, it will probably take a while..." Hearing this, Luo Xi glanced at Yan Ya subconsciously, and replied in embarrassment.

Although he really wanted to do what he had agreed before, so talk less!But with Yanya here, it seems a bit difficult to fulfill the agreement no matter how you think about it.

Especially the sparkling eyes of the other party at this moment, for some reason, made him feel a chill, and even forgot what he wanted to say.

But he didn't need to think about it, but his mouth moved consciously again: "Then you guys hurry up and finish talking, you're in trouble!"

"Oh." Luo Xi nodded obediently, thinking of the picture of the other party huddling in a corner to avoid the crowd, he suddenly felt funny.

There was a pause over there, and then he continued: "Also, don't let me hear the words 'what's wrong with my gay'!"

"Pfft..." This is the voice of Yan Ya who couldn't help laughing.

Luo Xi couldn't help feeling ashamed when he thought of Pei Lingyu's beeping dog's expression when he was "accepted" to say this before.

"I know... I know." He only felt that his face was burning hot.

At this time, if you want to deny that you are not gay, no one will believe you, right? !

When Luo Xi and Pei Lingyu finally "finished communicating", with a burst of burning smell, Luo Xi couldn't help screaming again: "I'm leaning, leaning, my ribs!"

While talking, he quickly turned off the fire, picked up the spatula from the pot, and turned it quickly.

Yan Ya looked at the whole process of his "split" with a look of joy, and now seeing him frantically putting the ribs on the plate, she suddenly smiled maliciously: "Luo Xixi, after knowing who the person you are talking to now is not The monsters or other messy things that appeared out of thin air, but after Pei Lingyu, I don’t know why, I suddenly found that your current state is actually quite emotional.”

What a fart!

Luo Xi couldn't help but give her a blank look, and suddenly doubted his original vision of making friends.

As if she didn't notice Luo Xi's white eyes at all, Yan Ya was still excitedly saying: "Seriously, don't you like men? Pei Lingyu is pretty...handsome, and you two are still so... There is a tacit understanding, this is simply fate!"

tacit understanding ass!He just wants to cut off this "tacit understanding" quickly, okay?

Roxi doesn't want to talk at all right now!

He repainted the pot and started to make the last dish, green vegetable balls.

"Hey, Luo Xiaoxi, do you really have no other feelings for him?"

"No."

What else does he feel about his needs?Because of recent events, he is almost annoying him to death, okay?

Besides, didn't she say that Pei Lingyu is a straight man?

"Really? Didn't really want to live with him? How about waking up from the same bed?"

"What a mess, no!" Roxi almost jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

However, although he denied it with his mouth, he subconsciously followed Yan Ya's assumption just now and began to think wildly.

Thinking of waking up and seeing Pei Lingyu's face prettier than a woman's in front of him, for some reason, his heart suddenly jumped wildly, and he couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

Soon, however, he was overwhelmed by a strong sense of guilt.

Yan Luoxi, are you still human?

A few days ago, you were debating whether to confess to Ancuo, but after only a few days, you started to swallow your saliva at other boys...

Thinking of An Cuo, and thinking that the other party must hate him to death now, Luo Xi suddenly felt unspeakably uncomfortable.

In the past few days, Luo Xi hasn't seen An Cuo. Thinking that even if there are no activities in the student union, the two would chat every day, like each other in Moments, and now they have suddenly lost contact. Luo Xi suddenly felt uncomfortable. Energetic.

"Okay, since you don't have any idea about him, then show me his WeChat!" Yan Ya suddenly changed the subject and decided to read Pei Lingyu's WeChat.

Luo Xi didn't react for a while, but Yan Ya thought he was unwilling.

"Short, dear Xiaoxi, show me his WeChat!" Seeing that Luo Xi ignored her, Yan Ya immediately slid to his side, Xiao Niao hugged his arm in a friendly way, and said with a mouthful of Taiwan. The cavity of the plastic mandarin is coquettish.

Luo Xi couldn't help feeling a chill in his heart.

Reluctantly, this move, which was done by other girls with full marks, was replaced by her, but Luo Xi felt as if she had been hijacked again.

"Hey, hey, let go, the soup is about to spill." Luo Xi came back to his senses, and quickly reached out to grab the spoon in the other hand, screaming.

Hearing this, Yan Ya not only did not let go, but clamped even harder: "Don't let go! Unless you show me your phone..."

"Take a look, I'll show you, okay? Auntie, let go first!" Luo Xi was convinced.

Only then did Yan Ya let go of his hand, spontaneously took out the mobile phone from the butt pocket of his jeans, unlocked it skillfully, and entered the password, he was even more familiar than his own mobile phone.

Rosie didn't want to say anything anymore.

When the vegetable ball soup in the pot started to tumbling, he quickly took out the soup bowl from the cupboard, turned off the heat, and took it out of the pot.

Then, throughout the dinner time, Luo Xi heard Yan Ya laughing, and complaining that Pei Lingyu was too straight for taking pictures.

As for Luo Xi, he couldn't swallow the whole meal, like a lump in his throat.

……

It was hard to wait until Saturday.

Luo Xi had already told the group leader in his part-time job group in advance that he had something to do, so he didn't need to recommend part-time jobs to him recently.

Luo Xi has joined this group since he was 16 years old. In the past, he mainly used the summer vacation to do part-time jobs. After the college entrance examination, he even made full use of weekends.

The group owner has a part-time job on weekends, and he is almost the first to think of him.Who is classmate Luo Xi who has no other hobbies, but has an indelible love for making money!Others often said that it was inconvenient this week for one reason or another, but Luo Xi was the only one who was there almost every time.

But now, his hobby is obviously about to be interrupted.

With his current situation, if he went out to work part-time casually, he would probably screw up in the end.

Fortunately, most of his part-time jobs on weekends are short-term daily, and the last part-time job just came to an end last week.

Thinking of this, Luo Xi felt an indescribable pain in his heart, and he could only hope that he would be able to get rid of this damned state smoothly on Saturday.

Luo Xi got up early in the morning, and then sent a WeChat message to Pei Lingyu, asking him where to meet. However, more than half an hour after the message was sent, he had already washed up and had breakfast, but the other party still did not reply.

Luo Xi was in a hurry, worried for a while that the other party had completely forgotten about this matter, and worried for a while whether he hadn't received the WeChat message. After thinking about it, he finally couldn't help dialing his phone number.

However, when he found out that the other party's number couldn't be connected, Luo Xi suddenly became Spartan.

Especially this matter was so similar to the feeling that Ancuo deleted his friend that day, Luo Xi became irritable again unknowingly.

"I'm going, why did that guy go? Didn't he agree to go to the temple to worship today?" Luo Xi dialed several times in a row without giving up, and after getting the same result, he suddenly became irritable.

What should we do now?

I don't know if it's because of too much expectation, so when his hope may be shattered suddenly due to external elements, the anger suddenly has a tendency to erupt like a volcano.

"What's the matter with that guy? He's too dishonest. He promised to go to the temple today, but when he was about to leave, he couldn't even get through the phone..."

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, Luo Xi couldn't help but slammed the table and shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) but I'm so pissed off!"

"Yan Luoxi!" The next second, there was a loud shout in the room.

Luo Xi was taken aback and almost jumped up. After realizing what was going on, he jumped even more violently: "I told you, don't call me Yan Luoxi!"

"You're fucking endless! Every day, I'm going to be scared to death by you!" The furious voice almost resounded throughout the room.

Luo Xi didn't care about quarreling with his parents at the moment, and immediately shouted back in a louder voice than him: "No end! No, I haven't lost my temper yet, why are you angry! I just want to Let me ask you, what's the matter with you? Didn't you make an appointment to worship in the temple today? You won't reply to your message, and you won't be able to connect to your phone. I'm just complaining, so you're even more angry than me?"

"You! Huh..." The furious voice was accompanied by deep breathing, and after a long while, when "he" spoke again, his voice was already a little weak after being overwhelmed, "You fucking watch the time! "

"What... what's wrong?" Could it be that he remembered the wrong time?Today is not Saturday?Luo Xi didn't understand, but subconsciously looked down at the time... "That's right, today is indeed Saturday!"

Pei Lingyu was probably exhausted by his anger. After taking a few deep breaths, the weak voice rang out again in the room: "It's just after seven o'clock, so it's normal if I don't reply to the message or answer the phone? It's a big weekend, Who the hell got up so early when he was full and had nothing to do!"

When he said this, Luo Xi immediately realized that he seemed to be too anxious, but... "Then...then no one can contact you by phone!"

"I'll sleep in the fuck, and I'll report to you even if my phone is turned off?!" Pei Lingyu became visibly irritable again.

Of course this is not necessary, but...

"But……"

"But what, just talk about it, send wechat messages to harass others before seven o'clock, and call to harass others before they reply. Is this what people do?" Anger soared.

Luo Xi was immediately frightened, and the anger that had soared because he couldn't contact anyone was crushed by Pei Lingyu's firepower, and was shot back to the ground in an instant.

Luo Xi admitted that he was a little embarrassed: "...I'm sorry."

"Thank you, I really can't bear your sorry, I just ask you to say hello to me in advance next time you yell, okay! Let me be mentally prepared?" The sincere voice spoke extremely sarcastic words.

Luo Xi's head immediately dropped lower: "I'm sorry."

Woooooo...why is he so unlucky every time? !

In the end, this topic ended because Pei Lingyu was about to get up.

Luo Xi let out a long breath, and fell back heavily on the bed. He had already had a lot of bad luck before they met, and he suddenly had doubts about today's actions.

Hey!

Rosie sighed silently.

At this moment, there was a soft "ding dong", and the WeChat notification sounded.

After seeing Pei Lingyu's profile picture displayed on the top of the phone, Luo Xi only felt a thump in his heart, and wondered if he accidentally sighed and disturbed him just now?

Fortunately, the other party just asked for his home address, but...

LX:? ?What do you want my address for?

Pei: I'll pick you up at your house.

LX: ...

He's not a girl, so he needs someone to pick him up... Luo Xi complained silently in his heart, but he still typed obediently...

LX: That... No need, let's just find a convenient place to meet by car when the time comes.

Pei: Stop talking nonsense, address.

There are so many problems!

Luo Xi was speechless. In order not to provoke him, he could only silently report his home address.

then……

Half an hour later, when Luo Xi received a message from Pei Lingyu again, and when he went downstairs, he saw the royal blue luxury sports car parked at the gate of his community, and Pei Meinan sitting in the driver's seat, and he immediately panicked. reached.

Who's going to tell him what's going on with this ceo's sense of sight when he picks up girls? !

The author has something to say: Wow ha ha ha ha, I have applied to the list~~~

Originally, when I saw my name on the website editor, and never received a short message from the website, my heart almost broke, did I?

As a result, when it was almost four o'clock, I actually received another notice to be on the list... Ahahahahaha, Kaisen, the long-lost excitement of being on the list! [It sounds a bit sad, does it matter]

But...for what reason, I was classified into the [Cultivation Farming] category of WAP frequency division, and I was shocked!

Friends, please treat me well, next time, maybe I will go to [Science Fiction Future]