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Mijie is a software interaction designer of a well-known domestic IT company.

What is a software interaction designer?

Know Jobs?This is the benchmark in the field of human-computer interaction design. He has brought about earth-shaking changes in the use of mobile phones and brought the concept of computer-computer interaction to a new level.

Make the interface easier to operate, more friendly, more concise and easy to understand.

Mijie took these words as his motto at work and put Jobs' photo in his wallet.He decided to continue the unfinished journey of Jobs for him. The current Apple CEO Tim Cook said what is Mijie?Is it edible?

For such a professional pursuit of chicken corpses, it is a terrible thing that he cannot provide the most perfect interaction, but he cannot bring a good bed experience to his girlfriend. This is simply a denial of his professionalism. The irony of life!

"Mijie, your interface needs to be changed."

Mijie was thinking about his girlfriend who had just broken up, when he saw the female boss approaching like a ball of moving calico sheets.

This strange female manager is not his direct boss, but she is extremely sturdy, and she is a landscape that everyone hates in the company.

She devotes herself to writing and directing the plots of office fights. She likes to inquire and spread all kinds of gossip. She kneels and licks her bosses and presses her subordinates. .

Because of her burly figure, she loves to wear national costumes, and the top and bottom are colorfully mixed and matched. She feels very good about herself. She is a leftover woman who is still single at the age of 30.

Mizzet had a headache when he saw her coming.As long as this older leftover woman sees a good-looking little fresh meat, she will frequently harass her in the office.Ever since she knew that Mizzet had a girlfriend, she had been quiet for a while, and now...

As far as the matter is concerned, Mizzet intends to deal with it this way.

"Manager Huang, which place do you want to change?"

The female boss pointed at his computer screen, and she pressed down beside him, a huge shadow enveloped Mizzium, and a pair of huge breasts pressed against his ears.

She ordered Mizzet to pull up the file and tell him what the problem was.

Mizzet took a deep breath, tried to restrain the urge to push her away, and tried to explain the reason for such a design as objectively as possible.

"But I think the position of the two buttons is very unreasonable, and I missed them several times." The female boss insisted on her reason.

Miyako looked at her carrot-thick fingers, and felt a few grotesques in his heart.But he also understood how miserable the ending of a deadly confrontation with this woman would be.

So he changed his strategy: "If the position of these two buttons is changed, it means that the logic of the entire software has to be readjusted, so it is placed here to achieve unity, just like your clothes today, change any part, It will throw the whole style out of harmony, and I'm sure it took you more than an hour to get this perfect combination in today's outfit."

Sure enough, Miya saw joy on the female boss's face, as well as the shameless self-confidence: "No, you guessed wrong, I just dressed casually."

Mijie looked disbelieving: "impossiable!"

The female boss bumped Mizzie's head with her chest, and smiled triumphantly, so she planned to give in happily, and because of a little face, if she left without changing something, it seemed that she was not worth enough:

"Then you move them up two pixels."

Mi Jie felt that she was not good at all, and really wanted to take off her pants and shoot her in the face to relieve her hatred, who would he be afraid of when he shot in seconds?

Who the hell has ever seen a row of parallel buttons, two of which are misaligned and run two pixels up?ah!As a fucking professional interactive designer, I have to write a document to demonstrate the necessity of moving one pixel, let alone two pixels!

Mizzet scratched his hair in annoyance, and didn't speak, hoping that the two pieces of meat placed next to his head could be moved away to give him more room to breathe.

At the same time, the female boss pressed one hand on the table due to her astonishing weight, and unexpectedly pushed the table up with one leg. She immediately let go of her hand, and everything on the table was shocked.

Boom!The small flower pot on the table fell to the ground and fell to pieces, leaving dirt all over the place.

The sound caused a brief commotion in the office. Seeing that the arrogant Manager Huang had caused trouble, they all turned their heads and pretended not to see it.

Manager Huang was embarrassed for a few seconds, then recovered his face and said, "Don't put the flowerpot on the edge of the table. In case of an earthquake or something, it will easily fall off. You can call auntie to clean it up. I still have a meeting. I suggest you think about it."

After speaking, he patted Mizzie on the shoulder and walked away.

Tens of thousands of grass-mud horses passed over Mizzie's head, shaking your sister, this is the foot of the emperor, how many years does the earthquake happen?Even an earthquake is not as destructive as you!

He scolded her a hundred times in his heart before squatting down to clean up.

The flower pot is a potted plant combined with meat and plants given to him by his ex-girlfriend.

He was very healthy and beautiful when I first sent him off. Under his unremitting and careful care every day, he gradually began to die.

But I didn't expect that the speed of this potted flower's death could not compare with the speed of their breakup.

Miya sighed, he thought that the only witness that he and his ex-girlfriend could leave behind should be this flower pot, but he didn't expect that the flower pot died faster than the flowers.

He threw the broken flower pot into the trash can, packed the flowers and soil in plastic bags, and thought about whether to throw it away or buy a new flower pot.

Ordinarily, these little meats are dying too, but there is still a little bit of reluctance in his heart, his girlfriend is ruthless, he can't be unjust, since he has taken over these flowers, he is still obliged to die for his pension, he is such a person A good man with a sense of responsibility.

So, on the weekend of the next day, he found a meat planting shop on the Internet, not far from his home.

Carrying a bag of half-dead meat plants, Mijie came to the store.

☆、Bicao Succulent House

He didn't expect that the butcher shop is more beautiful than the photos. As an interactive chicken shooter who pays attention to experience, Mijie is absolutely in control of his appearance, not only for people, but also for all visual objects.

There are all kinds of meat plants scattered at the entrance of the store. Mijie can’t name them all, but they think they are very beautiful. There is also a greenery inside the huge floor-to-ceiling windows. The name of the flower shop is made of wooden strips, decorating the countryside Features - Bicao Succulent Hall.

Pushing open the glass door with a white border, someone inside said: "Welcome!"

He looked around curiously. The natural light in the room is excellent, and the baby meat plants are growing with extremely healthy and bright appearance.The flower shape that was originally of ordinary size grows like a wild plant here, which is unbelievably exaggerated.

There is a row of wooden tables and chairs in the original ecological style on the side of the floor-to-ceiling windows. Some people are sitting in twos and threes drinking tea and playing with mobile phones. It turns out that this place not only sells meat, but also serves as a leisure water bar that provides coffee and tea.

"What kind of meat plant do you want to buy, sir?"

"Ah..." Mizzet looked around again, and then turned to look at the speaker, who was even more surprised.

The man who spoke was outstanding in appearance, figure, and temperament. The collar of the white shirt was slightly open, and the full chest muscles were looming in the fitted shirt, supporting the entire chest cavity, the spine was straight, the cuffs were rolled up to the elbows, and the shape was in a mess.

He put his hand in his trouser pocket casually, and asked again: "Do you want to buy meat plants?"

Miya squeezed the plastic bag in his hand, feeling that those flowers looked very embarrassing now: "I'm looking for your boss Xiaobi Meimei."

The man smiled and said, "It's me."

Mijie was surprised: "You? Xiaobi Meimei turned out to be a man!"

"Haha, it's easier to communicate online with crushes." The handsome guy smiled very nicely, and he looked like a son specially favored by God.

"..." The scariest thing about the online world is that you can't tell the difference between gender, age, and appearance. You think that the person you are chatting with is a soft girl, but it turns out that the person sitting opposite you in front of the screen is a big man with a pussy face.

"Oh, I just contacted you online."

The boss nodded immediately: "Oh, you are here to match the flower pots, have you brought the flowers?"

"Brought it."

The boss took the plastic bag, looked at the flowers inside, frowned slightly and looked at Mijie again, and then took him to the workbench of the flower shop.

There were all kinds of small flower pots and tools on it, and the handsome guy spread out his pockets on it, and carefully took out the small meat plants.Using tweezers to carefully look through all the meat, looked up and said to Mijie:

"Mimi (this is Mijie's screen name), it is difficult for your meat plants to continue to grow, they may die."

Mijie looked down at the plants on the table. He was already mentally prepared. A boy like him was considered a top student when he was studying. He studied interaction design for two years abroad. The male god Jobs in his heart is the benchmark, he concentrates on researching professional work, and occasionally distracts himself to make a dungeon to talk about love, and it is always girls who take the initiative to strike up a conversation, seeing that he is talented and capable.

So, how can he have the skills to take care of flowers and plants?When his girlfriend gave him this potted flower, he also said that this flower is very easy to grow, and it can survive whether you water it or not, and it can absorb formaldehyde when placed on the desk.

"Is there really no way to save it?"

The boss shook his head: "I don't think you can grow flowers at all. The roots of these plants are all rotten, and all the leaves have fallen off due to blackening. There is no hope."

Mijie spread his hands: "Really... I also tried my best to take care of them, but it's a pity that they are destined to have such a fate." Thinking of his girlfriend leaving him, and the only gift left to him is almost gone now, I feel very sad. sad.

The handsome guy raised his eyebrows and said: "Try to take care of them? If you don't know how to take care of them, please look up the method online. If you can't even do such a basic thing, then why do you buy them? Is it just to put them on the table and admire them? How to die slowly?"

Miya was scolded inexplicably, and he was a little unhappy, so he argued: "I water them every day, lest they grow crooked, and insist on changing the direction of the flower pot every three days, isn't it hard enough? How do I know? They will die by themselves because of the owner's problems, with such a staunch personality, I don't know how to give psychological counseling to a pot of flowers!"

"Uh..." The handsome guy tilted his head, he understood the front, but after that, he was really confused: "What psychological counseling?"

Mijie said confidently: "This flower was given by my girlfriend, and now I am dumped by her. These flowers just want to die, what can I do?"

The handsome guy opened his mouth in surprise, he heard a sad story, but now why does he want to laugh so much?

Of course he wouldn't be able to laugh at this silly-looking little freshman in front of him at such a moment, the worst lovelorn.

Called a clerk and asked her to make a glass of watermelon juice for Mizzet.

Mijie drank the watermelon juice, and forgot the unhappiness just now. He sat next to him and propped his head to watch the boss pick and choose among his pile of meat plants with tweezers. The bottom is very shallow, in a box covered with a layer of soil.

"Xiaobi, what are you doing?" Miya asked.

"My name is Su, and my name is Qiao. What's your name?"

"Miya, then I'll call you Brother Su."

"How are you sure you're younger than me?"

Mijie smiled and said, "I think I should be younger than you, I'm 24, what about you?"

Su Qiao smiled: "I'm also 24, are you trying to say that I look old?"

Mijie stopped sucking the juice in embarrassment, and carefully looked at Su Qiao's eyebrows, he didn't expect this person to be the same age as him.Seeing him cleaning those meat plants with a focused face, he looks mature and steady, and his burly and lean body doesn't look like he is the same age as himself.

"It's me who is too tender, hehe." Mijie sucked the juice again, and continued to watch Su Qiao's long and slender fingers busy.He found that watching Su Qiao do things is a kind of enjoyment, every part of his body is very beautiful, and his gestures are personable, very seductive.

There are some people in this world who are especially favored, like Su Qiao, who is handsome, has a good figure, has a good temperament, and can grow flowers, which is a bonus skill. I don't know how many girls will fall in love with them.Although he is not too bad, and there are girls who actively pursue him, but his own shortcomings prevent him from ever crossing the gap of being dumped.

Thinking of this, he suddenly thought that Su Qiao's job is not good or not, isn't it said that no one is perfect, maybe he is worse than himself, he can't even be hard, hahaha!

Righteousness - very happy with lewdness, Su Qiao suddenly raised his head, met Miya's eyes, and his four eyes intersected, Miya seemed to be caught and revealed himself, his heart was beating violently, and his face flushed suddenly.

"Cough, cough, cough!" Miyao choked on the juice he drank, and Su Qiao hurriedly helped him back.

"Drink slowly."

Mijie thought guiltyly, Su Qiao shouldn't have any magical skills like telepathy, right?Why do you always feel that when he just looked at himself, he has already seen through him?

"Cough, it's okay, it's okay."

When Mijie got better, Su Qiao pushed the box containing the leaves of the meat plant to him and said, "Those flowers were watered to death by you, and meat plants like sunshine, less water, and a well-ventilated environment, so Your planting method is completely wrong."

Mi Jie pouted: "Really? I thought that planting flowers is just watering every day. No matter what the problem is, just watering it will be enough."

"Of course not. However, although these flowers are dead, you can try to see if you can use leaf cuttings to make them grow again."

Mizzet: "What's a leaf insert?"

Su Qi'ao patiently explained: "Leaf cuttings are to re-germinate and take root from the top of the leaves of the meat plant, and grow a new body."

"It's so miraculous, so is this okay?" Mijie pointed to the leaves in the pot.

"Yes, you can take it home like this. Don't expose it to the sun. If the air is too dry, water it a little. The water can't be sprinkled directly on the leaves. If there are heads, then move them to a flower pot and plant them in the sun. .”

Mi Jie tilted his head and looked at the box, a little confused. He had never heard of such a planting method, where flowers can be regenerated with leaves after they die. The scene is really chilling.

After paying the money, Mi Jie went home with a box of leaves without knowing it, but he still followed Su Qi'ao's instructions and carefully took care of the remaining meat plant corpses.

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☆ Lithops

Miya still has one more important thing to do, which is to go to the hospital to see a doctor in the andrology department.

He has been to many hospitals before, and the results of the examinations all said that there is no problem, saying that his problem should be a psychological problem.Seeing a psychiatrist a few times didn't help much, but he couldn't give up treatment because of this. If he even gave up on himself, then he might really deserve to be alone all his life.Find a few more hospitals to check, maybe you can find a cure.

Roommate and buddy Fang Zhou heard that he was going to the hospital today, his eyes lit up, and he leaned over and said, "Mimi, let me help you."

Mizzet glanced at him, knowing what he was thinking.

My good friend Fang Zhou is my bamboo horse. The two families have a good relationship with each other since childhood, and the study abroad is also arranged in the same place. The parents of the two families hope to have a care.Fang Zhou is different from Mijie. He is not a top student in the ordinary sense, but a super student. He majored in communication engineering.Although Mijie’s interaction design major is also considered a science subject, it is more inclined to humanities, products, and psychology. Communication engineering is definitely a pure science subject, focusing on communication protocol algorithms, which belongs to the most basic source code development.

Because of this, Mijie felt that his friend had filled up his IQ skills and his EQ skills were completely initialized.I would rather buy an inflatable doll to masturbate at home than go out for a dip and meet a real girl.In layman's terms, Fang Zhou is a standard man with a heart but no guts—a boring science guy.

Originally, going to the hospital was meaningless, but one time, Fang Zhou accompanied Miya to a private male hospital, where all the beautiful female nurses opened the door to the new century for him. That night, he bought a nurse version of the inflatable doll online.

"I said that your condition is not bad, which nurse cutie do you like, what's the matter with going up to talk to you? You have to record your eyes into your brain with a two-digit code, and then go home to YY, can you have a bright future?" Mijie said in the elevator. After counting down the Ark, with the sound of the elevator door ding, when they reached the floor of the Andrology Hospital, Mi Jie pushed the Ark out.

There is usually a beautiful female nurse standing at the elevator door, as soon as the elevator door opens, the beautiful female nurse will gently say with the most beautiful smile: "Welcome to XXX Men's Hospital, do you have any familiar doctors?" Then The nurse led a fool and followed him foolishly all the way in.

Miya is very experienced in this kind of hospital, so he pushed Fang Zhou out, so Fang Zhou collided with the girl at the elevator entrance.

The tofu was delicious, and Miya felt very refreshed after seeing it. The female nurse adjusted her uniform with a blushing face and asked, "Sir, are you okay?"

Fang Zhou's face turned red to the base of his neck, he faltered and said it's okay, he didn't even have the courage to look at the little nurse, Miya shook his head, he deserved to be alone forever!

The test results are the same as before, and the doctor's suggestion is to try more, be patient, overcome psychological panic, and so on.

Miya wants to try, but who can I ask to try?As soon as his girlfriend found out that he shot in seconds, he immediately pulled him out and left. He is also a shameless person. A few failures are enough. It is impossible to find them one by one. Let the whole world know that he is not good enough.

Fang Zhou comforted him: "Don't be sad, we can always find a cure. This hospital won't work, so I'll go to another one." Although he was consoling, he was looking at the little nurses who secretly took pictures in the hospital today with his mobile phone. .

Miya and him sat on a bench in the garden by the street, and looked at the photos stored in his mobile phone. The nurses in the Andrology Hospital are really prettier than the other, and Fang Zhou's visit once is enough to go home and have a party.

He excitedly pointed to a nurse on the phone and said, "Mimi, I find that older female nurses are more charming. Look at this, she has a plump and round figure, and she looks more attractive!"

Normally, Miya would also be excited to comment on the photos in the phone with him, but today he is really not interested, and this physical illness makes him feel extremely depressed and restless.

When returning home, Mi Jie felt a little thirsty in the car. When he drove near his home, he suddenly thought that the watermelon juice he drank yesterday was very good. The Bicao Succulent Restaurant was right here, so he turned the car and took Fangzhou into the Succulent Restaurant. .

In the scorching summer, the sun blazes the ground with a layer of heat waves. A green sunshade cloth is stretched out in front of the Succulent Shop, and the plants below are filled with plants. When the breeze blows, you feel a bit of coolness, as if you have arrived at the most famous Saint-Germain Avenue in Paris. In front of that stylish coffee shop.

"It's not bad here. Is there another place like this near our house?" Fang Zhou looked around in surprise just like Mizzet came in for the first time.

"Welcome." This time it was the female clerk who came out to say hello.

Not the expected handsome guy in white shirt Su Qiao, Miya unconsciously raised his head to look at the workbench behind him.

The female clerk thought that Mi Jie was looking for the boss, so she smiled and said, "Boss Su is out, do you need to find him?"

"Ah, no, let's have a drink, first two glasses of freshly squeezed watermelon juice." Mijie pulled the ark and walked towards the seat by the window.

The female clerk promised to turn around and go to the bar.

Fang Zhou murmured in Mijie's ear: "This girl is nice, I wonder if she has a boyfriend, oh, I'll go!" He suddenly looked at the row of seats by the window in amazement.

Hastily and excitedly tugged on Mijie's t-shirt: "Look, they are all schoolgirls!"

Mijie turned his head and saw that there were five or six girls sitting by the window. They looked innocent, and they looked like college students who had never been in the world, chatting in a low voice.

Fang Zhou's eyes are shining golden, and he can't be blamed. For a science master, female college students are the camellias in his dreams. There are only two female students in the whole class, and they are all dressed as four-eyed masters. Terrible, not cute and sexy at all.

When the two of them sat at the girl's table, Fang Zhou wanted to look at it but didn't dare to look at it, holding a mobile phone to cover up and secretly take pictures, which made Mijie regret bringing him here to embarrass himself.

Then they heard those girls keep saying "ass, ass", and they looked at each other, huh?Today's female college students are really uncivilized, but I really want to join! !

In order to cooperate with the ark, Mizzet sat with his back facing them, so he turned his head to see what the girls were doing curiously, only to find that the group of girls were all looking at the center of the table, covering their heads tightly, not at all. Can't see what they're looking at.

Fang Zhou winked at Mizzet and whispered, "Are you reading pornographic magazines?"

Mizzet spread his hands: "It's blocked, I can't see it."

The more they couldn't see it, the more curious they were, especially Fang Zhou, whose neck stretched out so long that he wished he could turn into a goose in an instant, with his neck several times longer.

At this time, the store door was pushed open, and Su Qiao, who was dressed in sports, came in with a tennis racket on his back.

He was about to raise his hand to say hello, but the girl at the table behind him was faster than him, calling Su Ge.

Su Qiao smiled and nodded at them generously.

"Brother Su, you're finally back, I've been waiting for you for a long time, come and help us see what's wrong with Xiaorourou." A girl waved her hand.

Su Qiao replied: "I just came back from playing ball and I'm sweating all over. I'll come down after I go upstairs and change my clothes, okay?"

The girl nodded obediently: "Hurry up, we'll wait for you."

Su Qiao turned around and walked towards the inner stairs, Miya felt that when he turned around, he glanced at him and nodded, but he was not sure, seeing that he was so popular with girls, it was not convenient to join in the fun, drinking watermelon by himself juice.

When he came down again, he had already changed into a white T-shirt and jeans, his hair was still dripping, and he smelled of body wash.

He walked towards the girl's table, passed Miya's table, and said to him, "Are you resting today?"

Miya nodded, feeling very happy: "Well, you still remember me."

Su Qiao: "You just came here yesterday, how could I have forgotten." He said looking at the ark next to him.

Miya quickly introduced: "My buddy, Fang Zhou."

Fang Zhou immediately got up and shook hands in an orderly manner, saying: "We live near here, your store is really nice, it suits my heart," and then glanced at the student girl next to the table: "Maybe I will come here often in the future, please Take care of me!"

Fang Zhou has obstacles in communicating with girls, but he can communicate with boys unimpeded. He told Mizzie that his communication skills with boys is that he only needs to regard men as binary codes. There are only two commands, on and off, so he uses This trick is quite safe, at least in their development circle.

Men are such simple animals sometimes.

The girl next to me got impatient, stood up and shouted: "Brother Su, Brother Su, come here quickly and help me see what's wrong with my little ass."

Mijie: "Pfft...!!!" Watermelon juice sprayed the face of Fang Zhou on the opposite side.

Fang Zhou looked loveless.

This episode made everyone feel at a loss.

The girl next to her was quite helpful, she took out a tissue from her bag and handed it over.Seeing this scene, Mizzet felt that this was Fang Zhou's opportunity, so he lightly kicked Fang Zhou's foot.

But Fang Zhou didn't respond at all, and still stared at Mizzie with hatred, as if I'd go back and beat you to death.

Mijie hated that iron could not be made into steel, so he stomped hard again.

The female student next to him glanced at him and said, "Handsome guy, what do you mean by stepping on my feet? I feel sorry for your feet, but don't take revenge on me."

"Hahaha!" Su Qiao couldn't hold back anymore, burst into laughter.

Miya blushed, scratched his head at a loss and apologized quickly, it was too embarrassing.

Because of such embarrassment, two tables turned into one table, which is really a blessing in disguise.

Only then did Mizzet and Fang Zhou gain knowledge. It turned out that the butt that the girls mentioned referred to a kind of fleshy plant that looks like a butt, called Lithops.

Lithops is a very strange-looking plant. It is small in size. Its flesh grows out of the soil and then separates in the middle. It looks like the left and right sides of a buttock. The fleshy leaves are covered with stone-like textures. Mijie feels that the pot in front of him Plants, if you don't look carefully, you may really regard them as stones, thinking that there is nothing in them.

The flower language of Lithops is - gem of life.

The girl said that after her pot of Lithops had bloomed, it withered more and more, and it was useless to water it. She was afraid that it would die, and she didn't know what to do.

flowering?Miya couldn't figure out how this weird plant would bloom. I checked it on my phone, only to find that the flower grew from the middle of the buttocks, and there were small yellow flowers. He is really not a wretched person, but this The appearance of a yellow flower in the middle of the buttocks is really hard to not want to be crooked.

It's funny, how could someone like to raise such a strange plant?Anyway, he will never raise it in his life.

Su Qiao explained that after the Lithops flower blooms, new heads will grow underneath, and the old heads will slowly wither, so don't worry, let alone water randomly, or they will really die.

A few girls were relieved after hearing this. Fang Zhou was very interested in this kind of flower. Of course, the reason was that this group of girls liked this kind of flower very much, so he bought a big pot in the store, which contained Lithops flowers of various colors (although the plant is stone-colored) , but in fact there is a difference in texture and color) at least twenty or thirty were planted.

Su Qiao worked hard for more than half an hour on making pots and transplanting for him, but the finished product was really beautiful, which attracted the group of girls to keep taking pictures and posting on Moments.

Fang Zhou was full of pride, and finally found a channel to communicate with the girl!

After taking the flowerpot home, Fang Zhou stuffed the worthless meat to Mizzie.

"Why give it to me, what you bought is responsible for raising it yourself, scumbag!"

"If you don't keep it, you'll throw it away. I don't have time for this stuff."

Miya was holding a pot full of buttocks and tears were about to come down: "Hey, did you ask how to grow this flower? Water it every few days?"

The author has something to say: Here I am again. I finished this chapter in the morning when I was so sleepy that I couldn’t open my eyes and could still play with my mobile phone. Don't hit me, you can come over and hack me to death, la la la!

☆, think carefully and fear

The leaves that Mi Jie took home Ye Chi were wiped out without accident.

He felt that it was a wrong decision not to give them psychological counseling. These meat plants were just going to die, no matter how carefully he took care of them.

Fearing that the air would be dry, I specially bought a humidifier to keep them hydrated. I moved them out at night to ventilate them, and moved them back to shade them during the day. It was like serving our ancestors. Unfortunately, they couldn’t help them and didn’t want to live. They didn’t understand his painstaking efforts at all.

In the end, he flushed the pile of dried leaves, along with the painful memories of his ex-girlfriend, down the toilet.

A final look at the room revealed that he had still left a humidifier and a plastic dish.

"It's all gone..." Mijie drank the watermelon juice sadly, and sighed to Su Qi'ao in the succulent shop.

Su Qi Ao Waner: "You can't let her go like this?"

Mi Jie shook her head and said nothing, how can she not let go of her, is the misery of the instant shot of the body, okay, who can be relieved?

Seeing his decadent expression, Su Qiao fell into deep thought.

Thinking of the doctor's order, Mijie looked around, pulled Su Qiao mysteriously, and whispered in his ear, "Brother Su, have you..." The latter said in a very low voice, Su Qiao didn't hear clearly at all.

"what?"

Mizzet pulled her head closer, bit her ear and whispered, "That's the one... Looking for Miss."

Su Qiao glanced at him suspiciously, the two faces were very close at this moment, Miyagi had another embarrassed expression, his face was slightly red, his lips were red and his teeth were white, his eyelashes were long and black, and his eyelashes were still fluttering. Casts a row of shadows.

If we put aside the question that Mijie just asked for a while, Su Qiao thinks that Mijie can be said to be beautiful and delicious, so cute that he really wants to take a bite.

But he did hear the question clearly, and the cute expression instantly turned into a lewd expression: "What miss?"

Mi Jie thought for a while, and the young lady in his mind was still in the impression of a small hair salon, so he said: "It's that kind of barber shop, the lights inside are either purple or pink, and there are a few people wearing suspenders sitting on the sofa near the door." Have you ever been to a place like a waitress?"

Su Qi'ao groaned in his heart: "Have you been there?" No way...

Mijie shook his head: "No, have you been there?"

"Is there such a place in Beijing now? Probably not even Mentougou? How could I have been there." Su Qiao was funny, there would be no such place at all, why was he surprised just now?

Mi Jie scratched his head: "Really? That's right. Actually, brother Su, you don't need to find any young lady. You can't catch any girl you want. Bai Fumei is fine."

"What do you want to say? Do you want me to take you to Miss?"

"Uh... I'm just asking around, wondering if it's possible to find one, oh no, find a few... oh no, I don't want to find a few at a time, just a few more times, oh no, not too many times ...Hey..." Mijie's heart was broken.

Su Qiao raised her eyebrows: "Mimi seems to be very hungry, but I'd advise you not to go looking for a young lady."

"why?"

"Because they are prone to diseases, these women generally have a medical history, and they are more likely to have AIDS or something. I know a friend who found a lady who got AIDS. If you want to be happy once and regret it for the rest of your life, do you think it is worth it?" Su Qiao persuaded, he would not Will tell Mizzium that that "friend" doesn't exist.

"No, it's not worth it..." Mijie's back shivered, good guy!Hurry up and get rid of this thought, fortunately, brother Su reminded me, otherwise I would be stupid to go to Miss, if the disease is not cured, and I will change to a more terrible disease, what is it if I am not a fool?

Su Qiao nodded and smiled, breasts can be taught: "A personal question, if you usually have that need, how would you solve it?"

How else can a single dog solve it?It's done, and he saves effort than ordinary people because he is fast.

"That...that's..." Mizzet hesitated, embarrassed to look at his left hand, because he is left-handed.

Su Qi'ao smiled playfully, Miyako looked very innocent, expressed his feelings directly, didn't know how to beat around the bush, and also had a bit of a stupidity behind his back.

"There's nothing to be ashamed of. Men are the same, and I am the same. But if your demand is very strong, there is a relatively more exciting method. I wonder if you have tried it?"

Mizzium: "What?"

Su Qi'ao also mysteriously tugged on Mizzet's ear, biting and whispering, "Mutually rubbing each other."

"Ah?" He had heard from others that it would be fun for two men to masturbate or lick each other, but he felt that this kind of thing was abnormal, and it could only be done between gays. Now that Su Qiao brought it up, Some surprises.

Seeing his expression, Su Qiao knew that he had never tried it before, not even his bastard friend Fang Zhou, who definitely hadn't done it together.

"Don't look at me with that expression, I'm not a pervert." Su Qiao said.

Miya thinks it's amazing, if Fang Zhou said such a wretched thing, he would definitely call him wretched and perverted, but when Su Qiao said it, it was as natural and normal as talking about the weather.

Su Qi'ao scratched Mizzet's nose, and continued, "I think it's better to find a more pleasing single dog to do this kind of thing than to find a young lady, isn't it?"

Mijie blinked, brother Su is very understanding, no wonder what people say makes people feel tall, and they are all for the good of others, is there any reason!

"Well... this, I think I can think about it, thank you Brother Su."

"you are welcome."

A girl came in from the door, holding a laptop, and when she saw Mijie, she asked angrily, "Brother Mi is here, have you seen Brother Fang? He didn't answer his calls."

Mi Jie looked at it for a long time, then asked weakly: "You didn't wear makeup today?"

Girl: "Have you seen this?"

"I don't dare to admit it." Mijie finally confirmed that the girl is one of the college girls I just met a few days ago. The girl forgot that her computer was broken. She heard that Fang Zhou was a talented computer student, so she asked him to fix it. Computer, although Fang Zhou was not very happy about repairing the computer, but since the girl begged him, he reluctantly agreed