I send scum to the sky [Quick Transmigration]

Don't eat the lollipop, it's too sweet..."

Lin Hezhen frowned, it was indeed very sweet, but the sandwich cheese inside was his taste, and Lin Hezhen couldn't help but eat him whole.

There is a stack of rose jelly on the porcelain white plate, all the way to the end, the rose jelly reveals a small flaw, I don’t know if the cook has messed it up, the jelly skin under the bottom is peeled off, and after a closer look, there is actually a meatball hidden inside. The thick frozen skin is that kind of ruddy pink, maybe it has been too long, and the slightly thick frozen skin drips out sweet juice along the hole.

The sheets were wet.

Lin Hezhen's inexplicable mouth filled with inexplicable thirst, he pursed his lips, not knowing what he was thinking of, and poked the poor frozen skin with his fingers.

Gu Chrome collapsed completely, and a pillow was placed under it, and the two small and cute waists on the back were poked repeatedly, and the lower abdomen was tightened one after another, but he couldn't break free.

Lin Hezhen is also hungry, he wants to eat roses and freezes.

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ah ah~

I want to eat just looking at it

Chapter 86 The face-slapping emperor Gu Chrome stared at him, but unfortunately his eyes were foggy and had no lethal power.

Lin Hezhen was really hungry, she lowered her head to hold the soft jelly skin, it didn't melt in the mouth, but the sweet juice flowed into her mouth, blown by the hot air, the ice crystal rose jelly suddenly retracted , circles of aspic wrapped around his tongue.

Gu Chrome was tossed and cried by him.

Lifting his legs and kicking the man's back, his skin was so hot that it spread from the soles of his feet all the way to the nerves. Gu Chrome lay on the bed, sank into the soft quilt, lying on his back, not knowing what to think.

The cool rose is extremely smooth and silky. As the tip of the tongue is moved, the softened frozen heart trembles and tightens, and because of the action just now, the trembling contraction is stimulated, crushed by the rough tip of the tongue, pierced open because the temperature is too high , a frozen heart that was slippery and sticky in a mess.

The pink and delicate toes are all curled up, and the clean nails are slightly blush.

"Lin Hezhen, Lin Hezhen..."

Gu Chrome clenched the quilt cover tightly with both hands, tears dripped from his eyes, and as time passed, they slid down the corners of his eyes.

The upturned phoenix eyes are narrow and attractive, and the tails of the eyes are blush and stunning, "Ha~"

Gu Chrome couldn't breathe, his whole body was like a prisoner animal being tightly restrained, showing an astonishingly sluggish state.

The next day, Jinxiu was going to help her master get up, but it was high in the sun, and she was still lying on the bed without moving.

Jin Xiu asked in a low voice: "Master? Are you awake?"

Gu chrome woke up vaguely, touched his hand, and suddenly felt a piece of warmth, it was his bed, and it was still warm, Gu chrome touched it, it was the touch of the skin, tight and smooth.

Gu Chrome turned over and suddenly froze.

He sat up suddenly, his eyes fell on the other side, where Lin Hezhen was lying on the bed, the man's upper body was naked, and the lower body covered by the quilt must be the same.

they yesterday...

The waist was sore and limp, Gu Chrome lay on the quilt, Lin Hezhen opened his eyes, a snowy waist under the quilt was kneaded by big palms, Gu Chrome tensed his body, stared at him, opened his lips and said silently: "You Be bold!"

Jinxiu was guarding at the end of the bed. This person was so bold that he even tried to touch him.

Gu Chrome put on the obscene clothes, pushed Jinxiu away first, and then lifted the quilt. Seeing Lin Hezhen twisting and putting on clothes under the quilt, he couldn't help but ask, "What about the dog emperor?"

Lin Hezhen laughed, he had already put on his clothes at this time, and hugged his sweetheart: "You are worried about me."

"With hidden guards, they will disguise themselves as me. Don't worry about Qin Mingyan."

Gu Chrome sneered "heh", and the words he spit out were sharper than knives:

"Go away."

Instead, Lin Hezhen looked at him eagerly, and gently kissed the corner of his lips: "It's sweet."

Gu Chrome wished he could slap him to death with a pillow, but just before he got angry, Lin Hezhen accepted it and left here.

Seeing that no one was there, Gu Chrome got up.

Jinxiu helped him tidy up his outer shirt, looked at his ruddy complexion, and couldn't help saying: "Master slept well yesterday, and looks very refreshed today."

Gu Chrome paused, the high neckline covered the freckles on the collarbone underneath, and he said, "That's right."

Seeing that he didn't want to talk too much, Jin Xiu tied his hair, and heard Gu Rong ask: "Is Concubine Qian still grounded now?"

"Of course, when the emperor gave the order, she should be imprisoned in the Yiguang Palace now. Our people are now in full swing, and the emperor will not think of her for a while."

Jinxiu inserted the jade hairpin, and continued: "According to what I have seen, this harem is full of highs and lows, and people are used to winks. Concubine Qian should be very uncomfortable now."

What Gu Chrome was most satisfied with was Jinxiu's flexible mind and the news he was satisfied with. He ordered someone to inform Concubine Qian that he was going to drive in the Yiguang Palace.

Concubine Qian was taken aback by Gu Chrome's sudden visit, and looked at Gu Chrome nervously, not knowing what to say.

Winner and loser, she knows that she has done a lot of mistakes, but does she have a choice, this palace is a big dye vat, Concubine Qian was once lost, but now she is sober.

Gu Chrome's first reaction when he came in was that it was hot. Because he fell out of favor, the ice basins that Concubine Qian needed in summer were swallowed up by the palace people, and the entire Yiguang Palace became a mountain of flames.

After Gu Que came in, he screened all the palace people away, stayed for about a moment, and when he came out, he was greeted by Concubine Qian.

Those who stared at this matter were extremely skeptical, especially Concubine Hui. She had been resting after losing her child. She originally wanted to take this opportunity to gain the emperor's pity and favor. The Hanliang Hall was singing every night, and almost everyone knew that Concubine Hui had fallen out of favor.

Concubine Hui almost gritted her silver teeth when she heard the palace man's report.

She will never sit still.The relationship between men and women is not so interesting. In order to regain favor, Concubine Hui tried her best.He even did not hesitate to collect various secret medicines from outside the palace.Now the noble concubine, the disrespectful concubine is out of favor, and the empress is a man, and the one with the highest status is himself.

Concubine Hui will definitely seize the opportunity.

It's just that she didn't know that everything was under Gu Rong's control, and the palace servants who served Concubine Hui had long since surrendered to him, and the secret medicine she collected was actually a mutant poison that Jinxiu had concocted.

It has not been tested yet, that is to say, the dog emperor is now his guinea pig for drug testing.

Gu Rue also had his own purpose in going to Concubine Qian during the day, just in case, he first used his own channel to send the letter to the Gu family, and then passed it to the prime minister after inspection.

The prime minister is considered to be the most loyal group under Qin Mingyan, but he is too powerful, Qin Mingyan has a suspicious personality and has no tolerance for others, and he is targeting the King of Yue, and he is a political enemy with the King of Yue, but Qin Mingyan is on the side of the King of Yue. It is even more impossible for Mingyan to accept his loyalty.

During these days, Gu Chrome has already figured out Qin Mingyan's temperament, self-willed, greedy and suspicious. Qin Mingyan's character is destined to make him a bad emperor.

The prime minister was loyal to the late emperor and vowed to protect the country for him, otherwise he would not have sent his only daughter to the palace.

Gu Chrome felt his weakness, wondering which one was more important in his heart, a suspicious monarch or a beloved daughter.

The Gu family had known Gu Chrome's plan for a long time, and when they received the envelope and saw Concubine Qian's handwritten letter, they couldn't help being sentimental, and sent the letter to the prime minister's residence overnight.

On the second day, the prime minister and the Gu family confronted each other in the hall, and the urgent documents from the border arrived again. Gu Erlang went into battle, and Qin Mingyan sat firmly on the Diaoyutai.

He smiled at the King of Yue who was below, and said nothing.

At night, Qin Mingyan, who had been silent for a long time, came to harass Gu Chrome again. This time with the hypnotic incense, Gu Chrome directly put him down, beat him severely, and tied him in the yard after he let out his breath. Qin, who inhaled the hypnotic incense, Ming Yan began to struggle wildly in the yard, looking like a beast in heat.

In the huge Fengzao Palace, no one in the palace even discovered it.

As a result, the next day, when Qin Mingyan woke up, he found that his whole body was sore, and the smile on the corner of his mouth suddenly turned into a scream when he saw the person beside him.

Most of the bed was covered with blood stains that had turned black after oxidation, exuding a pungent smell, and Gu Chrome was lying in a pool of blood.

As for Qin Mingyan, seeing the terrifying scene, he was completely frightened and wilted.

I believe that unless it is absolutely necessary, he will never set foot in Fengzao Palace again.

Overnight, the news of the Queen's serious illness spread throughout the palace, Concubine Hui was overjoyed, but it was said that Gu Chrome, who was recuperating and seeing no outsiders, was walking around the harem with his lover at this time.

Lin Hezhen held his hand, not wanting to let go for a moment.

Gu Chrome glanced at the vast sky, a smile appeared on his lips, his eyes were vivid, more beautiful than the clouds all over the sky behind him, the last ray of light fell on him, coating his clothes with a layer of golden light.

Lin Hezhen looked nervous, and led Gu Chrome to a place.

The cold palace is overgrown with weeds. It has been abandoned for a long time. Even the plaque on the palace gate is crumbling.

Lin Hezhen walked forward along the small path with Lin Hezhen, and turned to the gate of a courtyard after a while, pushed the door open, an old eunuch was lying on a rocking chair in the courtyard, suddenly saw Lin Hezhen, the old eunuch was muddled The eyeballs suddenly opened round, as if frightened.

"You, don't look for me! I didn't do it! King Yue, concubine Chen, I'm sorry for you! Ahhh, don't come here!" He spoke in a nonsensical manner.

Gu Chrome frowned, but when Lin Hezhen ordered a few words, a hidden guard appeared immediately, and the old eunuch burst into tears: "Please, please spare the servant, the servant was also forced to do nothing back then."

He can speak clearly, Gu Chrome understood that he was just pretending.

He turned to look at Lin Hezhen: "What do you want to show me?"

In fact, Gu Chrome had already vaguely guessed it in his heart, but he couldn't believe it.

Lin Hezhen slowly told a story.

Thirty years ago, the first emperor pampered a young lady in the palace, and a month later, he learned that the maid was pregnant, so he lifted her into the concubine of the morning, and the concubine was also lucky to give birth to a prince for the emperor.

But no one knew that the king of Yue had unruly intentions, bribed the eunuch next to the concubine, and replaced the prince with the son of the king of Yue. The real prince was discarded by the king of Yue to an old beggar in the suburbs. With a similar appearance, he learned his true identity from the guilty old eunuch, and he began to plan to take back everything that belonged to him.

Gu Chrome understood, and hugged Lin Hezhen, her heart ached: "You still have me."

Lin Hezhen hugged him back tightly, sniffing the fragrance of his lover's hair, as if he had absorbed strength, he responded.

What he didn't say was that after learning of Lin Hezhen's identity, the old eunuch insulted him and denied everything at the beginning. Later, Lin Hezhen came out and detained the old eunuch in the cold palace.

Among them, Lin Hezhen skimmed over all of them, he would only let Gu Chrome know what he wanted him to know.

At this point, Lin Hezhen let go instead, and sent the key witness, the old eunuch, out of the Gong Yun reviewer's home according to the instructions of Gu Chrome, and Gu Chrome wrote another letter.

As long as the Gu family is not stupid, they will know what to do after reading the letter.

Confusing the blood of the royal family is a serious crime against the nine clans. Thinking about how King Yue usually behaves, it is even more unbelievable, but the old eunuch's words are reasonable and well-founded. After investigating, they actually found a clue.

Wen Po, who delivered the baby for Princess Yue at the beginning, admitted that Princess Yue's son had a red birthmark the size of a copper coin on his shoulder, which looked very bright, but the child seemed to have died later.

When Gu Chrome received the news, he and Lin Hezhen looked at each other in blank dismay.

"He has it."

Lin Hezhen was not surprised, her expression was even calmer than that of Gu Chrome.

Finally, I came to a conclusion: "It's time to do it."

Now that the Gu family and the prime minister are united, the entire palace is Lin Hezhen's territory, and Qin Mingyan is almost the same.

At nightfall, Lin Hezhen climbed onto Gu Chrome's bed again, and was in the middle of his head, when suddenly the scream of piercing clouds and cracking stones sounded.

Gu Chrome: nmd!

Lin Hezhen swallowed what was in her mouth and stared at him. After a while, the door of the palace was slapped, and Jin Xiu's panicked voice sounded: "Master, get up quickly, something serious has happened!"

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Here I come to the modern plane!

Be sweet!

Chapter 87 The scumbag emperor screamed in the middle of the night, the soprano almost resounded throughout the palace, the lights looked at it, and the night watchmen swarmed over.

Concubine Hui was completely naked, looking at Qin Mingyan who was lying on the bed in shock, she was completely dumbfounded.

When she came to her senses, Concubine Hui felt like shaking Qin Mingyan: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you, Your Majesty? Don't scare me."

"Come here, Imperial Physician Xuan, something happened to the emperor!" Concubine Hui's hands and feet were cold and she didn't know how to deal with herself. When the palace servants came in, she saw Qin Mingyan lying stiffly in the red tent. Concubine Hui screamed, Quickly pulled the quilt to cover himself.

When Gu Chrome came, the imperial physician was inside for diagnosis and treatment, and even concubine Du Man, who was grounded, also ran out, and the room was full of people.

The imperial doctor came out and announced the news: "The emperor is suffering from the wind immediately, and it is estimated that it will not get better."

Gu Chrome was drinking tea, when he heard this, he coughed, his face flushed, and he had a stroke immediately, maybe it was a stroke caused by over-exertion, with the medical conditions in ancient times, he would have to lie down for a lifetime.

Life is worse than death.

Gu Rue didn't expect Concubine Hui to be so powerful, but what should be dealt with still needs to be dealt with. A bunch of secret medicines were found from Concubine Hui's room, and her life was ruined.

Immediately thrown into prison under pressure, Concubine Hui called Qin Mingyan's name again and again, but now Qin Mingyan is a useless person, except for moving his eyeballs, he can't even open his mouth.

Gu chrome and Lin Hezhen jointly controlled the news, and the emperor was carried back to the bedroom. The next day, Gu chrome made the matter public and read out that Qin Mingyan passed on the throne to the queen, Gu chrome.

The ministers in the audience looked at him in shock.

Gu Chrome was sitting on the dragon chair, and this, these people immediately yelled at them. Gu Chrome gave an order and covered his mouth to dismiss him from office. Many people tried to touch the pillar and threatened them. The crime of rebellion was slashed and killed.

At that time, there was a river of blood in the court, and some weak officials were so frightened that they dared not speak at all. After the end, many of them were carried home.

As for the loyal and pedantic ones, such as the prime minister, it was agreed at the beginning that he was still in Lin Hezhen, but now it is Gu Rue who sits on the throne.

After the next court, King Yue came over and said, "Master Prime Minister, I have something important to discuss with you in detail."

The prime minister followed the past, and only then did he know what the king of Yue was up to. He didn't believe a word of what Gu Rue said about Qin Mingyan's surprise, but now that the Gu family supported it, and the power of the palace fell into Gu Rue's hands again, the king of Yue had to temporarily suspend it. be patient.

He wanted to form an alliance with the prime minister to resist Gu Chrome.

Unexpectedly, before he could say a few words, the prime minister had already sneered: "If you want people to know nothing, you must do nothing to maintain the great order, who would not know that you have confused the royal blood!"

The king of Yue turned pale with shock: "Where did the prime minister say that?"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the Prime Minister directly announced what he knew: "Then Qin Mingyan is not the blood of the former emperor at all!"

After saying this once, everyone gasped.

The prime minister continued: "He is your own son who bribed the eunuch. The real prince was replaced by you. He is the current chief eunuch Lin Hezhen. Your son has a red copper coin birthmark on his shoulder. You are trying to confuse it with a wild species. Royal blood is the truly unforgivable crime!"

The prime minister's words were like a bolt from the blue, and many people were already stunned. Such secrets about the palace made everyone gasp, and the forbidden army team that came immediately after, could not help but detain the King of Yue.

Gu Rue and Lin Hezhen came late. He was wearing a black robe with a five-clawed dragon pattern embroidered on it. Wherever he passed, everyone knelt down.

King Yue didn't even have time to say anything, and was taken into prison. He looked at Lin Hezhen resentfully, and his meaning was very clear.

However, no one paid attention to him at this time, and everyone's attention was on Gu Chrome and the two, but he admitted it frankly: "The prime minister is right."

Lin Hezhen was already holding his hand, and the two of them acted intimately, only the prime minister, who was neither humble nor overbearing, saw it, and he realized it in an instant.

He looked at Lin Hezhen, who had a bit of the former emperor's appearance between his brows, sighed, and asked Gu Rue to resign, ready to retire and return home.

Gu Chrome laughed and declined him.

Then he stood on the jade steps and announced that he would change forever to Sheng, which means bright and upright, and exempt farmers from tax for three years.

A storm is so invisible.

The people in the world don't care who the emperor is, they only know that after three years of tax exemption, the family members will not have to go hungry, and they immediately kowtow to the east wind excitedly, shouting long live, long live, long live.

After Gu Chrome went back, he cleaned up the harem. After that, during his reign, there were no more drafts in the palace, and Concubine Qian and other concubines were also dispatched back to the palace according to their positions.

As for Concubine Hui, since Qin Mingyan is no longer the emperor, he will naturally be punished lightly, released from prison, restored to her original status, and become a maid in the cold palace serving the deposed emperor.

The abolished emperor is Qin Mingyan, Gu Jin is benevolent, spare his life, but his life is as good as dead, he can't move, his whole body is as soft as a puddle of mud.

Concubine Hui served her wholeheartedly at the beginning, but after a long time, there was not much love left.

Soon, Qin Mingyan had no one to serve him, and his body was full of stench. After an unknown amount of time, he was found starved to death in the cold palace.

Before he died, his eyes were wide open, and he seemed very unwilling. Gu Chrome did not leak the news, and even ordered someone to tell him that it was King Yue who used Concubine Hui to make him come here in turn.

After all, there is still the modern world, and Gu Chrome is just like this alive and kicking people to death.

At this time, Gu Chrome is already the real co-lord of the world.He was criticized for not accepting concubines, perhaps because he had been silent for too long, but this time he actually gathered a lot of veterans to sit quietly in the Hall of Supreme Harmony.

Gu Chrome: ...

It's really weird, even the private affairs of other people's families have to be taken care of.

Gu Ke issued an imperial decree: [There is an old man in the Ming family who is over a hundred years old. The neighbors investigated the cause, and the old man said: I never care about my own business. ]

To put it simply, Xiao Ming's grandfather lived to be a hundred years old. When the neighbor asked him why, the grandfather said: Because I never mind my own business.

Everyone reacted violently, Gu Chrome wasn't afraid, or rather, they should be afraid.

The next day, a pile of paper was sprinkled in the streets and alleys of the city, on which were written the "little secrets" of the ministers.

In Kyoto, at the wonton stand, old man Zhang received two different guests today. They were dressed in simple clothes, but with their temperament, one could tell which family's young master came out to play.

"Ah Weng, here are two bowls of wontons, one without coriander, the other as usual."

"Okay, two bowls of wontons, come right away."

The wonton stalls were placed at the base of the city wall, and there was a lot of people coming and going. Because of the inventions and creations of these years, the entire Cheng Dynasty had a new look.

The dirt road was replaced by an asphalt road, and the electric light was still being invented. With the ringing of a bell, people lined up to get on the bus one by one. The vendors were neatly placed on both sides of the road, and the whole of Kyoto was in order.

Gu Chrome had only left the palace not long ago, but in a blink of an eye, she still couldn't recognize her. It seemed that there was a new face here every day, and soon the delicious wontons came up.

There are dozens of large meat wontons floating in the celadon bowl, sprinkled with a little coriander and drizzled with sesame oil, the fragrance is overflowing.The wonton skin is thin and filled with fillings, Gu Chrome tasted it, it has a special flavor.

After eating, the two continued to walk forward. There were many small stalls like this, and everyone had a happy smile on their faces.

Gu Chrome couldn't help laughing while watching, Lin Hezhen clenched his fingers tightly, the two of them were inconspicuous in the crowd, Lin Hezhen still didn't dare to relax, staring at him all the way.

Gu Chrome: "Are you so nervous?"

Lin Hezhen pursed her lips. When they left the palace for the first time, they were assassinated. Although there was no danger, Lin Hezhen never dared to let go of his hand from then on.

Gu Chrome wandered around all day, seeing his small world getting better and better, he was in a good mood too.

In the evening, restaurants and taverns opened, and the road was filled with lanterns. It was only then that Gu Rue remembered that today is the annual Flower Festival, to enjoy the lanterns and flowers...

"Xiao Langjun, come and have a look, rouge gouache, buy it back for your wife?"

Gu Chrome smiled and waved his hands: "No need, I don't have a wife."

Just now he was standing in a dimly lit place, but now there is enough light, the woman selling rouge was stunned for a moment, and said foolishly: "You are such a handsome man, it doesn't matter if you don't have a wife, why don't you buy some and give it to your sweetheart. "

The clasped hands tightened suddenly, Gu Chrome turned his head and looked at the man next to him: "He is not suitable for these."

After speaking, he pulled Lin Hezhen, squeezed through the crowd like flying, and reached the water's edge unknowingly.

Their area is relatively dark, and not many people come, but on the other banks, a man and a woman come and go in pairs, and put lanterns by the river to make a wish for a year.

It was only then that Gu Chrome remembered that the Huachao Festival had other meanings, such as giving each other lanterns and chatting with each other.Poking the wood next to her with her eyes, Lin Hezhen didn't seem to notice, and looked at the others intently.

Gu Chrome: "...cough cough, do you have anything to say?"

Lin Hezhen remained silent.

The atmosphere was silent for only a moment.

Gu Chrome didn't count on it at all, Lin Hezhen was just a wooden stake.

Gu chrome was about to go back to the palace, her fingers were clasped tightly, and she inserted it along the gap between her fingers: "Gu chrome."

Even in the dark night, his eyes are still so bright, like the shining stars: "I am happy with you."

Lin Hezhen got a lantern from somewhere, lit it and drifted along the water, and everything that followed was so logical.

Two petals of soft lips pressed and overlapped, and the skirt of the clothes was in a mess. When returning to the palace, Gu Chrome put on a cloak, and the black shadow covered his slightly swollen lips.

In the dormitory, such things happened almost every night, but today, there was a sudden difference.

Gu Chrome tore open the man's skirt, kissed carelessly, their fingers intertwined, rolled on the bed, their long black hair was tangled, as if they were made for each other.

Gu Chrome died in this world. He reigned for 45 years, and then took Lin Hezhen to travel in the mountains and rivers. He saw the soft mist and rain in the south of the Yangtze River, walked through the desert Cangshan outside the Great Wall, and even traveled far away by boat and wandered overseas. , They were too old to walk, so they returned to the original starting point.

According to historical records: "The emperor came back from a long journey, died in 23 years, and was buried in Qiongling with Lin Hezhen. They were inseparable from life to death, and buried in the same coffin."

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"Gu Chrome, why are you still sleeping? Hurry up to the auditorium, the opening ceremony is about to begin!" Shang Xiaohuai also arrived at the place, and suddenly realized that he forgot to bring his mobile phone, so he hurried back.

When she looked up, she found that Gu Chrome was still sleeping on the upper bunk.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. He is the president of Qin's Entertainment. Maybe he can give it a go. He can turn his bicycle into a motorcycle, and he is usually short of money to take care of him.

Gu Chrome covered her ears with her hands and was completely woken up.

Opening his eyes, he saw a huge bear with black grapes looking at him in front of him.

Gu Chrome was stunned, he sat up and returned to modern times!

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Woohoo, it's twelve o'clock, what's going on!