: "It is said that this cannot be analyzed in depth, are you sure you want to know?"
Zhao Yunlan said solemnly, "Please tell me."
Teacher Bei scratched his head: "This..." He looked at Teacher Ju, "Tell him?"
Teacher Ju stared at Teacher Bei nervously: "Mr. Bei, isn't it suitable?"
"Why is it inappropriate? This matter is a personal matter between Shen Wei and I at a small scale, and it is a conflict between the diplomats of Earth Star and Sea Star at a big scale. If it is not resolved properly, how can we promote peace between the two worlds?" Zhao Yunlan opened his mouth to speak the truth.
Teacher Ju hesitated to speak, and elbowed Teacher Bei.
Teacher Bei continued "hahaha": "This matter is really your personal problem."
Zhao Yunlan said he was all ears.
Teacher Bei said: "Before that, let's do a quick question and answer. What I say, you say the antonym, you must respond quickly, remember."
Zhao Yunlan: "What does this have to do with my question?"
Teacher Bei: "It's a big deal—I've started: big?"
"Small."
"Crying?" "Laughing."
"Increase?" "Decrease."
"Understood?" "Confused."
Teacher Bei spoke faster and faster, and Zhao Yunlan followed faster and faster.
After a few words—
"……storm?"
"Wise."
As soon as Zhao Yunlan's answer came out of his mouth, he saw a regretful expression on Teacher Bei's face.
Looking at Teacher Ju again, Teacher Ju couldn't help laughing.
Teacher Bei sighed: "I think your problem, maybe, is this problem."
Zhao Yunlan: "???"
"Then, Teacher Bei, what should be the antonym of strong attack?"
The three looked against the sun.
At the corner of the alley, Ye Zun stuck his head out with a smile and asked.
Teacher Bei spread his hands: "Look, I don't understand this one either."
Teacher Ju nodded: "Yes, there is only brotherhood here."
Ye Zun continued to smile: "The antonym of 'here' is 'there', so there are other parallel worlds?"
Teacher Ju was surprised, Ye Zun was too smart.
Ye Zun's next sentence was even more unexpected.
"Other parallel worlds, shouldn't it be the 'original' in your mouth, right?"
As he spoke, he raised his eyebrows.
He didn't need to wait for the answer from Ju Bei and the two of them, Teacher Ju's face was already clearly written "This is too sharp, I can't answer".
"Original work? What original work? And the original work?" Zhao Yunlan glared at the two of Ju Bei.
Teacher Ju silently shrank herself behind Teacher Bei.
Teacher Bei spread his hands: "Let's put it this way, Zhao Chu, do you think that if there is a girl who will help you in your career, take care of you in every possible way, care about every aspect of you, and even give half of your life. You Well, I have a good impression of her, I also care about her, and I feel like friends at first sight with her. I also said that whoever stabs her is the one you want, and I tried my best to protect her and save her. And you almost parted with each other—— You tell me, what will you do to this girl after you go through all this together? Oh, she is also very good-looking and has a serious job."
Zhao Yunlan's face changed a few times: "What you said... must not be Zhu Hong."
"Of course not." Teacher Bei smiled meaningfully, "Zhao Chu is a smart person, don't I need to point it out?"
Zhao Yunlan didn't say anything, his expression was cloudy and he couldn't say a word.
It was Ye Zun who interrupted: "But Mr. Bei hasn't told us what the antonym of strong attack is..."
A hand suddenly appeared behind him, grabbing him by the collar and dragging him away.
Scattered conversations came and gradually disappeared in the wind.
"Brother... I asked about the original book for you... You also let me know the antonyms... I haven't been to school... Would you like to sit in? Okay..."
Teacher Ju and Teacher Bei looked at each other.
Teacher Bei pulled Teacher Ju and used a "withdrawal" tactic.
Zhao Yunlan, who was petrified in the wind, was left behind.
16
Zhao Yunlan is very generous.
He knew intellectually that Mr. Bei was talking about a parallel world, but emotionally he couldn't stop him from imagining it.
If Shen Wei was a girl...
In terms of life and death, Zhu Hong is also a girl, and she also gave everything for Zhao Yunlan.
But Zhao Yunlan knew clearly that it was impossible for him and Zhu Hong.
Because there is no feeling of hitting it off and remembering it forever.
Only Shen Wei can give him this feeling.
If Shen Wei was a girl...
After going through life and death, after the dust settles, after the rest of your life, what should you do?
Embrace?kiss?Taking advantage of that feeling to pierce the window paper?
"The male college should be married and the female college should be married. We both share our lives and know the basics. Why don't we get a book together?"
This sentence immediately sounded in Zhao Yunlan's mind, and he finished speaking in one breath without pausing.
If Shen Wei was a girl, everything would be so, so fucking logical!
Why is Shen Wei a girl in the parallel world?
Could it be Shen "Wei"?
Good name.
It's a pity that here, Shen Wei is a man, even if he usually has a pure and gentle face, he is still a man who can kill animals in every minute with a knife.
Zhao Yunlan felt that he finally understood the regret on Teacher Bei's face and the reason for the statement "can't be analyzed in depth".
He remembered that he had said so many ambiguous words to Shen Wei.
"Are you married?" "Young talent" "Thoughtful" "What would I do without you" "How can I let you go if you are so nice"...
If Shen Wei was a girl, this would be considered sexual harassment.
No wonder Shen Wei has a strange expression.
Sure enough, it is because of the contradiction caused by gender differences.
I'm really sorry for my old man.
This contradiction is really difficult to handle, and it has to be worn out slowly.
——Let’s have a long time in Japan!
Zhao Yunlan thought he had figured it out, stretched his waist, and the doubts from before floated up again.
——So what is the antonym of assault?
Director Zhao, who is good at using electronic equipment, immediately took out his mobile phone.
"It's right to outsmart..."
He wandered back to the Internet cafe, and when he opened the door and walked in, he stopped at the front desk.
The network administrator at the front desk is a young girl who is watching a drama with headphones on.
Zhao Yunlan had an idea.
"Sister, eat some candy!" Zhao Yunlan said kindly.
He smiled very kindly: "To save you a minute, can you help my brother with an antonym question? For example...big?"
The little girl looked up at Zhao Yunlan's smile, then looked down at her own chest, covered her chest, and glared at him: "... hooligan!"
Zhao Yunlan: "...I didn't mean that!"
"Hey, where is the boss picking up girls?" Lin Jing said coolly as she passed by with a can of biscuits in her arms.
"It turns out that the purpose of playing games is to pick up girls, and I despise you." Chu Shuzhi passed by with a bottle of wine, and said sarcastically.
"Zhao Chu, take your time...Come on! Also, thank you Zhao Chu." Guo Changcheng walked past cautiously, holding up a transparent bag with four cans of Coke inside.
"Come back so soon?" Teacher Bei smiled and pulled Teacher Ju and passed by.
Zhao Yunlan: "Hey, why are you all gone?"
Teacher Ju smiled kindly: "It's time for the night package, we..."
He was taken away by Teacher Bei covering his mouth.
Zhao Yunlan: "...All right, I'll go back too."
He turned to leave, but the girl at the front desk stood up and said coldly, "You can't leave."
Zhao Yunlan: "Huh? Sister, you called me a hooligan after I said a single word. You still won't let me go? What do you mean?"
The girl at the front desk: "They said, you pay the bill."
Only then did Zhao Yunlan understand, and he gritted his teeth and took out his wallet: "How much?"
"Five hundred and five."
"You are stealing money, why is it so expensive!" Zhao Yunlan shook his hand.
"Additional expenses." The girl at the front desk said, "Biscuits, wine, soda. These are the details, which have been filed with the Price Bureau."
Zhao Yunlan angrily slapped the money on the table: "No one wants this month's bonus—bill!...Wait, add another can of lollipops!"
Holding the lollipop jar between his arms, he strode out of the internet cafe.
"Hey, who made you so angry?" Someone beside him asked coolly.
This tone of speaking, one hears it is Ye Zun.
Zhao Yunlan didn't turn his head back: "Are you very free? Just find a job when you are free. One or two don't make people worry--"
Before he finished speaking, Ye Zun directly pressed against the wall.
Ye Zun said with evil eyebrows: "Zhao Yunlan, I want to ask you, what did you do from last night to now, making my brother abnormal!"
Zhao Yunlan was shocked, and grabbed Ye Zun's hand: "What's wrong with Shen Wei?"
Ye Zun curled his lips: "You ask him face to face, as long as he is willing to talk to you."
Zhao Yunlan was startled, and immediately remembered the scene of Shen Wei running away in a desert.
For some reason, Shen Wei's red ears suddenly appeared in his mind.
Cute and want to bite.
If Shen Wei was a girl...
Out of the hall, into the kitchen, gentle and elegant, considerate and careful.
Good-looking, and a university professor.
The root is Zheng Miaohong, both parents are dead, and the only burden is that there is an uneasy younger brother, but this is not important.
If Shen Wei was a girl...
Zhao Yunlan couldn't help it, secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Ye Zun."
"Ok?"
"Are you sure Shen Wei is your brother, not your sister?"
"—Director Zhao, you are impatient and want me to help you out? I am willing to help~"
"Hey stop stop!"
……
That's why it's easy to get beaten when you don't keep your mouth shut.
But then again, love blinds.
Ha ha.
The little girl at the front desk went out to take out the trash. From her perspective, she happened to see Ye Zun push Zhao Yunlan down and there was a "ground thump" scene.
She was taken aback for a moment, and then she seemed to understand something, showing a clear smile.
The little girl at the front desk murmured softly: "Yo, the strong attack the weak."
Zhao Yunlan & Ye Zun turned their heads together: "What did you say?
Zhao Yunlan said solemnly, "Please tell me."
Teacher Bei scratched his head: "This..." He looked at Teacher Ju, "Tell him?"
Teacher Ju stared at Teacher Bei nervously: "Mr. Bei, isn't it suitable?"
"Why is it inappropriate? This matter is a personal matter between Shen Wei and I at a small scale, and it is a conflict between the diplomats of Earth Star and Sea Star at a big scale. If it is not resolved properly, how can we promote peace between the two worlds?" Zhao Yunlan opened his mouth to speak the truth.
Teacher Ju hesitated to speak, and elbowed Teacher Bei.
Teacher Bei continued "hahaha": "This matter is really your personal problem."
Zhao Yunlan said he was all ears.
Teacher Bei said: "Before that, let's do a quick question and answer. What I say, you say the antonym, you must respond quickly, remember."
Zhao Yunlan: "What does this have to do with my question?"
Teacher Bei: "It's a big deal—I've started: big?"
"Small."
"Crying?" "Laughing."
"Increase?" "Decrease."
"Understood?" "Confused."
Teacher Bei spoke faster and faster, and Zhao Yunlan followed faster and faster.
After a few words—
"……storm?"
"Wise."
As soon as Zhao Yunlan's answer came out of his mouth, he saw a regretful expression on Teacher Bei's face.
Looking at Teacher Ju again, Teacher Ju couldn't help laughing.
Teacher Bei sighed: "I think your problem, maybe, is this problem."
Zhao Yunlan: "???"
"Then, Teacher Bei, what should be the antonym of strong attack?"
The three looked against the sun.
At the corner of the alley, Ye Zun stuck his head out with a smile and asked.
Teacher Bei spread his hands: "Look, I don't understand this one either."
Teacher Ju nodded: "Yes, there is only brotherhood here."
Ye Zun continued to smile: "The antonym of 'here' is 'there', so there are other parallel worlds?"
Teacher Ju was surprised, Ye Zun was too smart.
Ye Zun's next sentence was even more unexpected.
"Other parallel worlds, shouldn't it be the 'original' in your mouth, right?"
As he spoke, he raised his eyebrows.
He didn't need to wait for the answer from Ju Bei and the two of them, Teacher Ju's face was already clearly written "This is too sharp, I can't answer".
"Original work? What original work? And the original work?" Zhao Yunlan glared at the two of Ju Bei.
Teacher Ju silently shrank herself behind Teacher Bei.
Teacher Bei spread his hands: "Let's put it this way, Zhao Chu, do you think that if there is a girl who will help you in your career, take care of you in every possible way, care about every aspect of you, and even give half of your life. You Well, I have a good impression of her, I also care about her, and I feel like friends at first sight with her. I also said that whoever stabs her is the one you want, and I tried my best to protect her and save her. And you almost parted with each other—— You tell me, what will you do to this girl after you go through all this together? Oh, she is also very good-looking and has a serious job."
Zhao Yunlan's face changed a few times: "What you said... must not be Zhu Hong."
"Of course not." Teacher Bei smiled meaningfully, "Zhao Chu is a smart person, don't I need to point it out?"
Zhao Yunlan didn't say anything, his expression was cloudy and he couldn't say a word.
It was Ye Zun who interrupted: "But Mr. Bei hasn't told us what the antonym of strong attack is..."
A hand suddenly appeared behind him, grabbing him by the collar and dragging him away.
Scattered conversations came and gradually disappeared in the wind.
"Brother... I asked about the original book for you... You also let me know the antonyms... I haven't been to school... Would you like to sit in? Okay..."
Teacher Ju and Teacher Bei looked at each other.
Teacher Bei pulled Teacher Ju and used a "withdrawal" tactic.
Zhao Yunlan, who was petrified in the wind, was left behind.
16
Zhao Yunlan is very generous.
He knew intellectually that Mr. Bei was talking about a parallel world, but emotionally he couldn't stop him from imagining it.
If Shen Wei was a girl...
In terms of life and death, Zhu Hong is also a girl, and she also gave everything for Zhao Yunlan.
But Zhao Yunlan knew clearly that it was impossible for him and Zhu Hong.
Because there is no feeling of hitting it off and remembering it forever.
Only Shen Wei can give him this feeling.
If Shen Wei was a girl...
After going through life and death, after the dust settles, after the rest of your life, what should you do?
Embrace?kiss?Taking advantage of that feeling to pierce the window paper?
"The male college should be married and the female college should be married. We both share our lives and know the basics. Why don't we get a book together?"
This sentence immediately sounded in Zhao Yunlan's mind, and he finished speaking in one breath without pausing.
If Shen Wei was a girl, everything would be so, so fucking logical!
Why is Shen Wei a girl in the parallel world?
Could it be Shen "Wei"?
Good name.
It's a pity that here, Shen Wei is a man, even if he usually has a pure and gentle face, he is still a man who can kill animals in every minute with a knife.
Zhao Yunlan felt that he finally understood the regret on Teacher Bei's face and the reason for the statement "can't be analyzed in depth".
He remembered that he had said so many ambiguous words to Shen Wei.
"Are you married?" "Young talent" "Thoughtful" "What would I do without you" "How can I let you go if you are so nice"...
If Shen Wei was a girl, this would be considered sexual harassment.
No wonder Shen Wei has a strange expression.
Sure enough, it is because of the contradiction caused by gender differences.
I'm really sorry for my old man.
This contradiction is really difficult to handle, and it has to be worn out slowly.
——Let’s have a long time in Japan!
Zhao Yunlan thought he had figured it out, stretched his waist, and the doubts from before floated up again.
——So what is the antonym of assault?
Director Zhao, who is good at using electronic equipment, immediately took out his mobile phone.
"It's right to outsmart..."
He wandered back to the Internet cafe, and when he opened the door and walked in, he stopped at the front desk.
The network administrator at the front desk is a young girl who is watching a drama with headphones on.
Zhao Yunlan had an idea.
"Sister, eat some candy!" Zhao Yunlan said kindly.
He smiled very kindly: "To save you a minute, can you help my brother with an antonym question? For example...big?"
The little girl looked up at Zhao Yunlan's smile, then looked down at her own chest, covered her chest, and glared at him: "... hooligan!"
Zhao Yunlan: "...I didn't mean that!"
"Hey, where is the boss picking up girls?" Lin Jing said coolly as she passed by with a can of biscuits in her arms.
"It turns out that the purpose of playing games is to pick up girls, and I despise you." Chu Shuzhi passed by with a bottle of wine, and said sarcastically.
"Zhao Chu, take your time...Come on! Also, thank you Zhao Chu." Guo Changcheng walked past cautiously, holding up a transparent bag with four cans of Coke inside.
"Come back so soon?" Teacher Bei smiled and pulled Teacher Ju and passed by.
Zhao Yunlan: "Hey, why are you all gone?"
Teacher Ju smiled kindly: "It's time for the night package, we..."
He was taken away by Teacher Bei covering his mouth.
Zhao Yunlan: "...All right, I'll go back too."
He turned to leave, but the girl at the front desk stood up and said coldly, "You can't leave."
Zhao Yunlan: "Huh? Sister, you called me a hooligan after I said a single word. You still won't let me go? What do you mean?"
The girl at the front desk: "They said, you pay the bill."
Only then did Zhao Yunlan understand, and he gritted his teeth and took out his wallet: "How much?"
"Five hundred and five."
"You are stealing money, why is it so expensive!" Zhao Yunlan shook his hand.
"Additional expenses." The girl at the front desk said, "Biscuits, wine, soda. These are the details, which have been filed with the Price Bureau."
Zhao Yunlan angrily slapped the money on the table: "No one wants this month's bonus—bill!...Wait, add another can of lollipops!"
Holding the lollipop jar between his arms, he strode out of the internet cafe.
"Hey, who made you so angry?" Someone beside him asked coolly.
This tone of speaking, one hears it is Ye Zun.
Zhao Yunlan didn't turn his head back: "Are you very free? Just find a job when you are free. One or two don't make people worry--"
Before he finished speaking, Ye Zun directly pressed against the wall.
Ye Zun said with evil eyebrows: "Zhao Yunlan, I want to ask you, what did you do from last night to now, making my brother abnormal!"
Zhao Yunlan was shocked, and grabbed Ye Zun's hand: "What's wrong with Shen Wei?"
Ye Zun curled his lips: "You ask him face to face, as long as he is willing to talk to you."
Zhao Yunlan was startled, and immediately remembered the scene of Shen Wei running away in a desert.
For some reason, Shen Wei's red ears suddenly appeared in his mind.
Cute and want to bite.
If Shen Wei was a girl...
Out of the hall, into the kitchen, gentle and elegant, considerate and careful.
Good-looking, and a university professor.
The root is Zheng Miaohong, both parents are dead, and the only burden is that there is an uneasy younger brother, but this is not important.
If Shen Wei was a girl...
Zhao Yunlan couldn't help it, secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Ye Zun."
"Ok?"
"Are you sure Shen Wei is your brother, not your sister?"
"—Director Zhao, you are impatient and want me to help you out? I am willing to help~"
"Hey stop stop!"
……
That's why it's easy to get beaten when you don't keep your mouth shut.
But then again, love blinds.
Ha ha.
The little girl at the front desk went out to take out the trash. From her perspective, she happened to see Ye Zun push Zhao Yunlan down and there was a "ground thump" scene.
She was taken aback for a moment, and then she seemed to understand something, showing a clear smile.
The little girl at the front desk murmured softly: "Yo, the strong attack the weak."
Zhao Yunlan & Ye Zun turned their heads together: "What did you say?
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