Refreshing and happy.
Zhao Xinci's smile disappeared as soon as she started, with a serious face: "Xiao Shen, did he miss work again?"
"Zhao Yunlan" continued to smile: "There was an unexpected incident last night, I was so tired, let him sleep more."
Zhao Xinci shook her head and frowned: "Xiao Shen, the abilities of Earth Stars shouldn't be used in crooked ways. He's called dereliction of duty, you spoil him too much, no way! I have to talk to him after the show."
"Zhao Yunlan" took the teacup, took a sip, and was still calm: "Master, I think so too, but..."
He sighed.
"But I have to listen to my brother."
Zhao Xinci almost jumped up: "You, you are Ye, Ye..."
Ye Zun's version of Zhao Yunlan smiled lightly: "I have a measure."
After all, restrain your face and sit upright.
Long Master and Student Representative: "???"
This guy is so cool!
As we all know, Zhao Yunlan is a handsome guy and a department-level cadre.
So when he was sitting upright, his awe-inspiring, deep and serious demeanor naturally impressed the students of Long University deeply.
——Ye Zun very calmly displayed the acting skills of his two teachers who stole his teacher from the north to the fullest.
Hmm... Occasionally, he didn't manage his expressions well, revealing his own temperament - the eyes are flowing, and the smoke is charming.
The eyebrows are slightly raised, the corners of the eyes are curved, like a feather brushing gently on the heart, together with the lazy rose thorns, it is unbearable...
Students of Long University: "!!!"
So today's Longda forum is boiling.
As we all know, no matter what kind of ceremony it is, the crowd sitting under the stage is usually very boring.
Especially in college.
At this time, swiping the phone is a common thing.Visiting campus forums is even more common.
What's more, they have something to talk about today.
——The so-and-so in the formal dress on the stage is serious and lazy, serious and sexy.
"The handsome guy with the moustache at the groundbreaking ceremony proposed to marry him!" "
"Is the Special Investigation Office recruiting people?"
"Do you remember Zhao Chu? "
"Shock!He gave the male professor red roses! "
"it's him!All Dragon City Confess Xiaowei"
Excerpts from forum speeches:
—Which male professor at Long University?
——What the hell is Xiaowei?
——I know, bioengineering, Professor Shen!Shen Wei!Nice people and good classes!
——I also know that yesterday he sent Professor Shen to and from get off work!
——And me, I saw him putting his hand on Professor Shen's waist, marking the key points, the professor didn't hide!
——I, I, I, I went to the office to ask questions, and I saw... I think this is the teacher's privacy, so I can't go into details, you make up your mind, I cover my face and escape!
——You didn’t say anything, you’re just a brainwasher!
——You mean, this Zhao Chu, and Shen Wei, are dating at school?are they gay?
——Handsome Gongmeishou, Yangou is complete.
——Can civil servants engage in homosexuality?
——Don't look at homosexuality in your eyes.
——How, how could such a disgusting thing be done in a place where teaching and educating people! ! !
So when the ceremony was coming to an end, a person stood up from the audience, raised his hand and threw a bottle of mineral water at "Zhao Yunlan".
Accompanied by the bottle, there was a hoarse roar: "Gays, get out of Longda!"
The strong man's aim is good.
remarkably brave.
That is, bad luck.
If the person sitting on the stage is really Zhao Yunlan, the director of the Special Investigation Department, a guy who speaks nonsense, acts both kindly and powerful, and is good at handling conflicts. He is very familiar with responding to all kinds of emergencies .
However, sitting on the stage now is Ye Zun pretending to be Zhao Yunlan, an earth star who knows everything, but is absolutely impossible to act obediently.
And it's very awesome.
As soon as Ye Zun raised his hand, the teacup flew out, collided with the mineral water bottle in the air, and with a bang, even the water bottle and the teacup washed the strong man's hair and changed his hair color.
Stained with blood, highlighted.
The other party passed out with his new hairstyle before he could swear the second time.
Zhao Xinci was furious: "Why are you so cruel, that's a student!"
Ye Zun was puzzled: "Why are you so cold-blooded? Don't you care if he scolds your son and beats your son?"
——You know, Ye Zun has been missing love for more than 1 years, and it is very easy to explain the misunderstanding to his brother, and the brothers are reunited. Now he puts family affection first.So he couldn't understand Zhao Xinci's attitude of turning his elbows outward, and he couldn't bear it very much.
At any rate, Zhao Xinci went through the storm, so she quickly calmed down and tried to reason with Ye Zun.
For example, beating someone at school is wrong.
Another example is that Zhao Yunlan seemed guilty when he fought back like this.
For another example, now that the whole Dragon City broadcasts live broadcasts, civil servants are gay, which has a bad influence on society, and it will take a lot of time and energy to correct it, and it may even delay Zhao Yunlan's career.
Ye Zun: "...Wait, you just said that cooperating with my brother will delay Zhao Yunlan's career?"
Zhao Xinci: "We all know that the truth is not like that, but we are afraid of causing people to panic. What happened on Earth and Star has not been fully exposed, so the public does not understand the contributions of Shen Wei and Yun Lan. Now, what they see is only civil servants There are bad elements in the team..."
Ye Zun: "Wait a minute, homosexuals are bad elements?"
Zhao Xinci showed a look of embarrassment: "The political trial is really hard..."
Ye Zun felt that his brother should be happy to lend him the Zhanhundao at this time.
"So you civil servants are so wretched."
"What do you mean?"
"Isn't it indecent enough that the political review only examines other people's pants | crotch |?"
Ye Zun finished speaking and stood up.
He really hated Zhao Yunlan.
But he has to stand up to his brother.
"Teachers and students." "Zhao Yunlan" picked up the microphone with a smile.
Starting from the causes of homosexuality, citing classics, evolution, sociology, ethics, history, physiology, genetics, genetics, ecology... More than 20 references in more than 3000 disciplines are omitted below.
But who are most of the dragons?Hidden dragon and crouching tiger.
Suddenly someone stood up to criticize him, and also quoted classics, evolution, sociology, ethics, history, physiology, genetics, genetics, ecology... More than 20 references in more than 3000 disciplines are omitted below.
Ye Zun sneered in his heart, and smiled more gently on his face.
So other people couldn't help standing up to support him, and continued to quote classics, evolution, sociology, ethics, history, physiology, genetics, genetics, ecology... More than 20 references in more than 3000 disciplines are omitted below.
An hour later, the campus debate at Dragon City University came to an end.
Amid thunderous applause and cheers from many people, Ye Zun bowed and stepped down from the stage.
——What is he best at?
— Demagogic.
Even the corners of Zhao Xinci's eyes were moist, and she decided to wrap a red envelope for Shen Wei and have a cup of Shen Wei's daughter-in-law tea.
The principal of Long University took "Zhao Yunlan" by the hand and almost invited him to give a special lecture.
"Zhao Yunlan" was very moved and refused, and then recommended Professor Shen's younger brother.
End
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After leaving Longda, Ye Zun came to Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan's house in a blink of an eye.
Shen Wei is cooking.
"elder brother!"
"Eh!"
"Long Da said that homosexuality is bad and affects official career! You should break up with Zhao Yunlan!"
And he repeated to Shen Wei what others said against him with great precision.
Shen Wei: "..."
Zhao Yunlan, who just woke up, supported the kitchen door: "???"
Ye Zun continued——
"Brother! Zhao Yunlan is a lowly civil servant who still cares about his official career. It's too boring. You go to pursue the chief of the sub-beast tribe. He is fair and beautiful, has power and money, and I support you!"
Shen Wei: "???"
Zhao Yunlan: "!!!"
End
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Zhu Hong found that she had done more field work in the past month than in the past year.
And it seems that it is difficult to see Professor Shen.
Zhu Hong: "..."
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Zhu Hong boarded the Longda Forum and posted [-].
True END
The author has something to say:
It's not past zero~ Happy Mid-Autumn Festival~
indecent follow-up
I forgot to post this
Take the next episode
——One day Ye Zun found Mr. Ju——
Ye Zun: Teacher Ju, can you cook?
Teacher Ju: If instant noodles count, yes.
Ye Zun: Mr. Ju, you did a food show
Teacher Ju thought for a while: Uh, yes, a cake.
Ye Zun: Mr. Ju, you also made a film about chefs
Teacher Ju blinked: Uh, yes, you also know the character.
Ye Zun: Good!
——I am Yezun’s dividing line in the family banquet world——
Feng Douzi: ...I said, where did the secret recipe come from? Can he cook?Does he know what is frying, frying, cooking, what is delicious in color and flavor, and what is traditional innovation?What is this?Dad, don't teach me!
Old Feng: Xiao Ye is a good boy.Douzi, don't make trouble with him.Leave our business alone and worry about yourself.
[Note: Ye Zun and Lao Fengtou said this: Uncle, my brother works too hard, I want to cook some good dishes to honor him.He likes to read ancient books. This is the recipe I found from an ancient book. Please help me restore it.As long as I learn how to cook these delicious dishes and make him happy, I will give you as much as you want!
Old Feng was very moved. 】
Feng Douzi expressed his disbelief.
Ye Zun smiled: I asked the old man to help study a few dishes. The old man has limited energy when he is old. In order to let the old man concentrate on cooking new dishes, I reached a gentleman's agreement with the old man.
Feng Douzi: What a gentleman's agreement, I think it's a liar, right?What about ID card?Where do you live?Graduated from that school?What job?Who else is there?Social relationship #¥¥%... (in the form of
Zhao Xinci's smile disappeared as soon as she started, with a serious face: "Xiao Shen, did he miss work again?"
"Zhao Yunlan" continued to smile: "There was an unexpected incident last night, I was so tired, let him sleep more."
Zhao Xinci shook her head and frowned: "Xiao Shen, the abilities of Earth Stars shouldn't be used in crooked ways. He's called dereliction of duty, you spoil him too much, no way! I have to talk to him after the show."
"Zhao Yunlan" took the teacup, took a sip, and was still calm: "Master, I think so too, but..."
He sighed.
"But I have to listen to my brother."
Zhao Xinci almost jumped up: "You, you are Ye, Ye..."
Ye Zun's version of Zhao Yunlan smiled lightly: "I have a measure."
After all, restrain your face and sit upright.
Long Master and Student Representative: "???"
This guy is so cool!
As we all know, Zhao Yunlan is a handsome guy and a department-level cadre.
So when he was sitting upright, his awe-inspiring, deep and serious demeanor naturally impressed the students of Long University deeply.
——Ye Zun very calmly displayed the acting skills of his two teachers who stole his teacher from the north to the fullest.
Hmm... Occasionally, he didn't manage his expressions well, revealing his own temperament - the eyes are flowing, and the smoke is charming.
The eyebrows are slightly raised, the corners of the eyes are curved, like a feather brushing gently on the heart, together with the lazy rose thorns, it is unbearable...
Students of Long University: "!!!"
So today's Longda forum is boiling.
As we all know, no matter what kind of ceremony it is, the crowd sitting under the stage is usually very boring.
Especially in college.
At this time, swiping the phone is a common thing.Visiting campus forums is even more common.
What's more, they have something to talk about today.
——The so-and-so in the formal dress on the stage is serious and lazy, serious and sexy.
"The handsome guy with the moustache at the groundbreaking ceremony proposed to marry him!" "
"Is the Special Investigation Office recruiting people?"
"Do you remember Zhao Chu? "
"Shock!He gave the male professor red roses! "
"it's him!All Dragon City Confess Xiaowei"
Excerpts from forum speeches:
—Which male professor at Long University?
——What the hell is Xiaowei?
——I know, bioengineering, Professor Shen!Shen Wei!Nice people and good classes!
——I also know that yesterday he sent Professor Shen to and from get off work!
——And me, I saw him putting his hand on Professor Shen's waist, marking the key points, the professor didn't hide!
——I, I, I, I went to the office to ask questions, and I saw... I think this is the teacher's privacy, so I can't go into details, you make up your mind, I cover my face and escape!
——You didn’t say anything, you’re just a brainwasher!
——You mean, this Zhao Chu, and Shen Wei, are dating at school?are they gay?
——Handsome Gongmeishou, Yangou is complete.
——Can civil servants engage in homosexuality?
——Don't look at homosexuality in your eyes.
——How, how could such a disgusting thing be done in a place where teaching and educating people! ! !
So when the ceremony was coming to an end, a person stood up from the audience, raised his hand and threw a bottle of mineral water at "Zhao Yunlan".
Accompanied by the bottle, there was a hoarse roar: "Gays, get out of Longda!"
The strong man's aim is good.
remarkably brave.
That is, bad luck.
If the person sitting on the stage is really Zhao Yunlan, the director of the Special Investigation Department, a guy who speaks nonsense, acts both kindly and powerful, and is good at handling conflicts. He is very familiar with responding to all kinds of emergencies .
However, sitting on the stage now is Ye Zun pretending to be Zhao Yunlan, an earth star who knows everything, but is absolutely impossible to act obediently.
And it's very awesome.
As soon as Ye Zun raised his hand, the teacup flew out, collided with the mineral water bottle in the air, and with a bang, even the water bottle and the teacup washed the strong man's hair and changed his hair color.
Stained with blood, highlighted.
The other party passed out with his new hairstyle before he could swear the second time.
Zhao Xinci was furious: "Why are you so cruel, that's a student!"
Ye Zun was puzzled: "Why are you so cold-blooded? Don't you care if he scolds your son and beats your son?"
——You know, Ye Zun has been missing love for more than 1 years, and it is very easy to explain the misunderstanding to his brother, and the brothers are reunited. Now he puts family affection first.So he couldn't understand Zhao Xinci's attitude of turning his elbows outward, and he couldn't bear it very much.
At any rate, Zhao Xinci went through the storm, so she quickly calmed down and tried to reason with Ye Zun.
For example, beating someone at school is wrong.
Another example is that Zhao Yunlan seemed guilty when he fought back like this.
For another example, now that the whole Dragon City broadcasts live broadcasts, civil servants are gay, which has a bad influence on society, and it will take a lot of time and energy to correct it, and it may even delay Zhao Yunlan's career.
Ye Zun: "...Wait, you just said that cooperating with my brother will delay Zhao Yunlan's career?"
Zhao Xinci: "We all know that the truth is not like that, but we are afraid of causing people to panic. What happened on Earth and Star has not been fully exposed, so the public does not understand the contributions of Shen Wei and Yun Lan. Now, what they see is only civil servants There are bad elements in the team..."
Ye Zun: "Wait a minute, homosexuals are bad elements?"
Zhao Xinci showed a look of embarrassment: "The political trial is really hard..."
Ye Zun felt that his brother should be happy to lend him the Zhanhundao at this time.
"So you civil servants are so wretched."
"What do you mean?"
"Isn't it indecent enough that the political review only examines other people's pants | crotch |?"
Ye Zun finished speaking and stood up.
He really hated Zhao Yunlan.
But he has to stand up to his brother.
"Teachers and students." "Zhao Yunlan" picked up the microphone with a smile.
Starting from the causes of homosexuality, citing classics, evolution, sociology, ethics, history, physiology, genetics, genetics, ecology... More than 20 references in more than 3000 disciplines are omitted below.
But who are most of the dragons?Hidden dragon and crouching tiger.
Suddenly someone stood up to criticize him, and also quoted classics, evolution, sociology, ethics, history, physiology, genetics, genetics, ecology... More than 20 references in more than 3000 disciplines are omitted below.
Ye Zun sneered in his heart, and smiled more gently on his face.
So other people couldn't help standing up to support him, and continued to quote classics, evolution, sociology, ethics, history, physiology, genetics, genetics, ecology... More than 20 references in more than 3000 disciplines are omitted below.
An hour later, the campus debate at Dragon City University came to an end.
Amid thunderous applause and cheers from many people, Ye Zun bowed and stepped down from the stage.
——What is he best at?
— Demagogic.
Even the corners of Zhao Xinci's eyes were moist, and she decided to wrap a red envelope for Shen Wei and have a cup of Shen Wei's daughter-in-law tea.
The principal of Long University took "Zhao Yunlan" by the hand and almost invited him to give a special lecture.
"Zhao Yunlan" was very moved and refused, and then recommended Professor Shen's younger brother.
End
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
After leaving Longda, Ye Zun came to Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan's house in a blink of an eye.
Shen Wei is cooking.
"elder brother!"
"Eh!"
"Long Da said that homosexuality is bad and affects official career! You should break up with Zhao Yunlan!"
And he repeated to Shen Wei what others said against him with great precision.
Shen Wei: "..."
Zhao Yunlan, who just woke up, supported the kitchen door: "???"
Ye Zun continued——
"Brother! Zhao Yunlan is a lowly civil servant who still cares about his official career. It's too boring. You go to pursue the chief of the sub-beast tribe. He is fair and beautiful, has power and money, and I support you!"
Shen Wei: "???"
Zhao Yunlan: "!!!"
End
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Zhu Hong found that she had done more field work in the past month than in the past year.
And it seems that it is difficult to see Professor Shen.
Zhu Hong: "..."
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Zhu Hong boarded the Longda Forum and posted [-].
True END
The author has something to say:
It's not past zero~ Happy Mid-Autumn Festival~
indecent follow-up
I forgot to post this
Take the next episode
——One day Ye Zun found Mr. Ju——
Ye Zun: Teacher Ju, can you cook?
Teacher Ju: If instant noodles count, yes.
Ye Zun: Mr. Ju, you did a food show
Teacher Ju thought for a while: Uh, yes, a cake.
Ye Zun: Mr. Ju, you also made a film about chefs
Teacher Ju blinked: Uh, yes, you also know the character.
Ye Zun: Good!
——I am Yezun’s dividing line in the family banquet world——
Feng Douzi: ...I said, where did the secret recipe come from? Can he cook?Does he know what is frying, frying, cooking, what is delicious in color and flavor, and what is traditional innovation?What is this?Dad, don't teach me!
Old Feng: Xiao Ye is a good boy.Douzi, don't make trouble with him.Leave our business alone and worry about yourself.
[Note: Ye Zun and Lao Fengtou said this: Uncle, my brother works too hard, I want to cook some good dishes to honor him.He likes to read ancient books. This is the recipe I found from an ancient book. Please help me restore it.As long as I learn how to cook these delicious dishes and make him happy, I will give you as much as you want!
Old Feng was very moved. 】
Feng Douzi expressed his disbelief.
Ye Zun smiled: I asked the old man to help study a few dishes. The old man has limited energy when he is old. In order to let the old man concentrate on cooking new dishes, I reached a gentleman's agreement with the old man.
Feng Douzi: What a gentleman's agreement, I think it's a liar, right?What about ID card?Where do you live?Graduated from that school?What job?Who else is there?Social relationship #¥¥%... (in the form of
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