[Full-time] Ye Qiuyexiu

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10. Come to my bowl

16) Show affection

It’s okay to get out of singles on Singles’ Day,

How dare you get married on Singles' Day?

And two people who were born on Singles' Day?

This is simply an existence that blatantly violates the purpose of the Great FFF Group! ! !

The above psychology and activities have nothing to do with Ye Qiu.

In fact, Ye Qiu and Ye Xiu's parents are the kind of existence that will definitely be caught by the FFF group.Ye's father said that Ye's mother was the daughter-in-law he had planned in his previous life, so in this life, he will be born on the same day in the same year.Born in the same year, the same month and the same day, childhood sweethearts all the way to university, a match made in heaven.Got married right after graduation, and then had a pair of very cute twins.

Of course, Ye Qiu has always insisted that he is the one who is cute, and Ye Xiu has nothing to do with these two words.

But Ye Xiu never wanted to argue with him about this, what the hell kind of adjective is cute?

——The above are the mental activities of the twins when they were six years old.

Let me tell you a secret.

When Ye Xiu was young, he had heard the touching love story between Papa Ye and Mama Ye, so he always believed in one thing, that is, his younger brother Ye Qiu must be the daughter-in-law he had planned in his previous life.It's just that Yue Lao is still a matchmaker, and accidentally mistaken the gender of his younger brother.

Ye Xiu was so nice to Ye Qiu at that time that Ye Qiu almost thought his brother was broken.

But then Ye Xiu realized, how can a younger sister be as cute as a younger brother, how can they play well if they can't even go to the bathroom together?

He's not like a younger brother, he can bully him however he wants!

Mother Ye has always believed that his two precious sons are little angels,

Until one of the two brats attempted to run away from home,

A tool that simply took away his younger brother's crime, and ran away from home neatly! ! !

Ye's father said that he must not easily forgive Ye's mother for making her sad!

——Yun Bei.

17) gift

"Ye Qiu" has retired.

But Ye Qiu knew that the truth was that Ye Xiu had retired.

After hearing the news of Ye Xiu's retirement, he decided to return to China instead of pursuing further studies.

Although he didn't have any special feelings about e-sports, it was something that his brother had been fighting for for more than ten years at that time.

He wanted to go back and see if his bastard brother was crying under the covers.

"If you're not having fun, just come back." Ye Qiu's voice was inaudible, but Ye Xiu still heard it.

"What are you talking about?" Ye Xiu pressed heavily on Ye Qiu's shoulders, and stretched out his hand to ruin Ye Qiu's hairstyle, which he managed to arrange with great difficulty.

"Glory, you won't get tired of playing for another ten years."

Ye Qiu knew that he would answer like this, but he was still worried.

He felt distressed, and his brother always looked like "Who is brother, how can such a small difficulty stop him?", and he did not show weakness at all.

But he knew that he must have been confused, lost, and at a loss.

If Mother Ye hadn't leaked the word again, Ye Qiu would not have known that the bastard brother had actually returned home, but he had a big fight with Father Ye and broke up unhappy.

So he thought, if neither Papa Ye nor Mama Ye supported his brother, then he would support him.

Fortunately, their father Ye has always been a minority.

"Mom's birthday is next week, you and I will go pick out presents together." Since I have been to Xingxin once, I will be familiar with it a few times.Even if you can't contact the bastard brother with your mobile phone, Ye Qiu has figured out the trick now, all you need to do is call the proprietress, the lovely and lovely proprietress will definitely not be willing to give Ye Xiu a family vacation ╰(*°▽° *)╯

"Okay, what time do you want?" Ye Xiu calmly hit the little monster and chatted with Ye Qiu again and again.As expected of his younger brother, he actually intercepted him in the game, and sure enough, he found one right.

"this Saturday."

"_(:з"∠)_You really know how to pick the time, the proprietress told you when the team will go to city B? "

"Don't block you while you are in City B, are you still waiting for you to pack and express the gift back?"

Emma, ​​what should I do if my younger brother sees through? (*/ω＼*)

"The old man won't want me to go back."

"He just said, Mom wants you to go back, does he dare not agree?"

"...You are so right."

"By the way, brother, what do you want to buy this time?" Ye Qiu thinks it's better to ask first. In order to ease the relationship between Ye Xiu and Ye Xiu, he will not only give Ye Mama Ye a gift every year, but also help Ye Xiu sent a copy on his behalf, although Father Ye's expression was rather strange every time.

"Whatever, last time I gave you wine, this time I will give you cigarettes~(￣▽￣)~!"

"Don't mess around!" Ye Qiu retorted subconsciously, and then realized what Ye Xiu said: "Wait, what did you just say? Last time you gave me wine?"

"That's right." Ye Xiu's manipulator, Lord Grim, walked around Qiushui Yiren a few times, micro-manipulating the character and stroking Qiushui Yiren's head

"...Fuck, I also sent wine."

"You won't give away the bar you bought from Germany?" Ye Xiu laughed teasingly, "Don't you know that the old man only drinks national wine?"

"Should I know?!" Ye Qiu was indignant, and what was even more shameful was that he also gave Papa Ye a bottle of wine in Ye Xiu's name!

Papa Ye said that in the past, he could only envy his wife for receiving double gifts. Since my son ran away from home, I have changed from only one gift to receiving three!

"...Then what did you give mom?"

"H city's specialty silk scarf."

"...What about the year before last?"

"Pu'er tea."

Ye Qiu could only send a series of ellipsis to Ye Xiu. Although they bought presents in different places, the items were all the same!When Ye Xiu bought a scarf, he also bought a scarf. When Ye Xiu bought tea, he also bought tea!Ye Qiu almost wanted to scream, it turned out that the pairs of cups, bowls and basins in Ma Ma's room were not intended to show affection with Dad!

It was all given by him and Ye Xiu!If one person sends one copy, it becomes a pair!Ma Ma, how about sending you socks next time?

"...Don't tell me, the things you gave are the same as mine?" Ye Xiu looked at his younger brother's darkened handsome face, and smiled very unkindly: "o(*≧▽≦)ツhaha, since childhood you It’s almost the same as the gift I choose, every time you see the same thing as me, you will be furious.”

Then, every time when choosing a gift, Ye Qiu would drag Ye Xiu along and buy the gift he wanted first, so that the two brothers would not give duplicate gifts.

It turns out that the two of them have always had such a tacit understanding.

It hasn't changed.

However, after Ye Qiu knew the truth, he still decided to take out all the receipts for gifts over the years, and then mailed them to Ye Xiu.

Brother, you have to settle accounts clearly, right?

Let you even mock your younger brother (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

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11. Come to my bowl

18) Fans

It's the first time Ye Qiu sees a fan

It's still his brother's, dear brother.

The heart is almost broken.

Ye Qiu's roommate next door is a big fan of "Ye Qiu",

Does this statement feel a bit strange?

Roommate Jun is from H city in Huaguo, where the most famous glory sports club is called Excellent Era, and the ace game he drives is called "Ye Qiu".

Ye Qiu, who came to visit his roommate with a gift, felt as if he had opened the door to a new world when Mr. Roommate opened the door.

Layer upon layer of Glory posters are pasted on the wall, and the bookshelves on the table are full of figurines and dolls of Battle Mage One Autumn Leaf. You have to ask why Ye Qiu can recognize that it is One Autumn Leaf?Because the glory of the entire room is surrounded by Excellent Era's logo.Besides his brother, One Autumn Leaf, who else would be so fanatically admired?

…Excellent Era is really enough, why are there even accessories such as body pillows and bed three-piece sets? !

The first fellow Ye Qiu met during his study abroad was his brother Ye Xiu's fanatical fan.

Hmm, glad to hear.

Roommate Jun is an aloof science guy, when he is not promoting glory.

Originally, Roommate Jun had a cold expression when he saw someone coming to disturb him and Glory.

But when he knew that his roommate was named Ye Qiu, his expression was funny.

"Fuck, your name is Ye Qiu! The leaf of the leaf, the autumn of autumn!" Roommate Jun grabbed Ye Qiu's hands excitedly, and the cold expression had already been blown by the wind and shattered into scum.

I'm sorry, I'm not Ye Qiu, please let me go QAQ

If he could do it all over again, Ye Qiu said that he would definitely not choose this dormitory building;

If he could do it all over again, he must chop off the right hand that knocked on the door;

……

If he can do it all over again, he must run away from home earlier than Ye Xiu.

It's all Onisan's fault!

——Roommate-kun, you should give up on that, I will definitely not let this guy know that the battle god he worships, "One Autumn Leaf", belongs to my brother.

The roommate is a big brother's fanatic, and the advantage is probably that Ye Qiu indirectly got a lot of information about his brother.

What is the three consecutive championships of Excellent Era?

What beautiful gunner, Mu Yuchengfeng, is the best partner of One Autumn Leaf?

Why did Excellent Era lose to Tyranny? Damn it!

The more he understood his brother's achievements in glory, the more Ye Qiu felt that maybe Ye Xiu's choice was correct.

——In the world of glory, he is radiant.

later,

Roommate Jun said that Excellent Era's state has declined and it has not made it to the semi-finals for several years

Roommate said, are everyone else in Excellent Era stupid?one leaf