The full-time expert smiles and the wind is warming

"Full-time Master Laughing Wind Is Warming" Author: Yingying QAQ Yueyue

Drunk lying in the battlefield, Lord Grim, a few people have fought back in ancient times.

Lord Grim always thought that his goal in life was to travel to every corner of the world of Glory, to take on missions occasionally, to visit this world for a while, or to call up a few friends for chatting, in a calm and peaceful way. He was ridiculed by his friends for being a person without ideals and pursuits.

Until one day, the Goddess of Glory sent him another mission.

Goddess of Glory: I want you to help a man named Ye Xiu in this world.

Oh, it's not too difficult, is it?

"Hello, God of War, my name is Xiao Xiao^_^"

"Oh, I'm Ye Xiu. Don't call me God of War, it sounds weird. If you call Sun Xiang like this, he will probably be very happy."

So, Ye Xiu, what a strange person.

However, he is also very attractive.

If it were you, I really want to accompany you on this journey.

*Primary school students don't like writing, please click the fork.

*Su Susu, Su Ye Shen Su smiled, dissatisfied?Bite me ╯^╰

*The author procrastinates, procrastinates, and procrastinates to say important things three times

*And who the hell knows what I'm writing? ? ?

*Updated every Saturday, three times in a row, the time is variable in the morning, middle and evening (￣▼￣)

*I usually don’t have time to read comments, so I probably rarely reply (sorry (:з」∠)_)

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1. Initial

"Drunken lying on the battlefield, Lord Grim, how many people have fought in ancient times."

White clouds swayed across the sky, leaving only a few strands of white yarn. Under the blue sea and blue sky was a high cliff, and a few luminous butterflies flew past, bringing a few wisps of shimmering light.

The girl's brisk voice echoed on the cliff, she smiled and looked at the helpless young man who was reading a book opposite, grasping the white deer's horns with her green fingertips, she rode on the white deer and ran towards the young man.

"Smile, let's talk!" The girl jumped off the white deer with her mouth pouted, and leaned in front of the young man to block his sight mischievously. poke poke.

Xu was so troubled that he couldn't stand it anymore, the young man helplessly grabbed the girl's hand and pushed it back, his amber eyes looked over with a smile on his face: "Is my goddess bored again?"

"No way!" The girl snorted, and immediately turned to look away. She didn't see any movement from the person next to her for a while, then she turned her head quietly, the gentle gaze of the young man was her goal.

Gently, softly, as if no matter what she did, she would be forgiven. No matter how far she walked, she could see this man quietly looking at him behind her as soon as she turned her head.

It seems that as long as they see this person and fall into his quiet and gentle eyes, no matter who they are, they can't help but sigh that the years are quiet and beautiful.

This is the smile she watched growing up...so gentle and smiling...it's been, it's been so long...

The girl twitched on the spot for a few times, and finally couldn't bear the gaze, she threw herself into the young man's arms with a whimper, "Smile, smile! Did you hear me just read the poem?"

"Yes, I heard." The young man hugged the girl carefully and replied softly.

"That's still so calm, didn't you hear your name in it?"

"I heard it, so, is there another mission? Lady Goddess?"

"Well..." the girl put her arms around the young man's neck, and said with some reluctance, "Well, is Xiaoxiao ready? This mission will take a long time."

"Really? What mission?" The young man asked softly.

"It's very simple, just to help a man named Ye Xiu." The girl said.

"Ye Xiu? That's the name of Ah Qiu's friend, right?" The young man thought for a moment, and finally remembered who the familiar name was. "Ah Qiu has been away from there for so many years, so I don't know what happened to that child back then."

"Well, this time you will go for at least two years, and at most decades, you have to be careful when you smile." The girl reluctantly rubbed the young man's neck, "Do you want to make some preparations?"

"It's been such a long time..." the young man sighed, "The time in the real world and the real world is getting bigger and bigger every year, so after I go out, I won't be able to come back for many years, right?"

"Hmm... In theory, that's the case. Xiaoxiao doesn't have anything to ask? For example, why is there this task?"

"Since it is the goddess's order, why don't you follow it carefully?" The young man said with a smile.

"It's disgusting, laughing, you will spoil me like this!"

"Our Goddess of Glory is right in everything she says." The young man kissed the girl's cheek and couldn't help but smile as he watched her slowly turn pink.

"I hate it!" The girl jumped up, muttered and covered her face, hurriedly mounted the white deer and fled in the air, leaving only a few angry words hovering in place.

"Xiaoxiao, when you're ready, go to Xiao Shitou and let him open the teleportation array for you."

The young man sat on the spot for a while, and a few butterflies fluttered up and down beside him. After a long time, he suddenly laughed lowly: "If you can't bear it, then you can't bear it, it makes me think I'm bullying you."

He stood up slowly, stretched lazily, his long flaxen hair was straightened by him and then fell on his side properly, he picked up the silver umbrella that was put aside and slowly opened it, a touch of bright red The lines of the umbrella floated on the surface of the umbrella, shining with a strange red light.

"Hmm... let's look for Yiye first? I remember that his partner seems to be that person named Ye Xiu... I have to ask what kind of person he is..."

The umbrella was disassembled, turned into a mechanical rotor and soared into the sky, leading people to disappear into the sky.

In fact, it was only a moment before the mechanical rotor landed on a manor. A battle mage in red and black leather armor was carefully holding a litter of newborn kittens, looking after them carefully. It didn't look like a main attacking warrior. Law.

At this time, One Autumn Leaf also saw him, so he had no choice but to raise his chin to say hello: "Jun Moxiao? You're here, what's the matter?"

"Ah."

Lord Grim responded, raised his feet and stepped forward, a few cats meowed, and a group of colorful cats came out from nowhere, and they all came together in front of Lord Grim, meowing and meowing. Like their favorite Polygonum spp., One Autumn Leaf looked at it and said sourly: "They're not so close to me..."

This tone is like that of a resentful woman, which makes Lord Grim want to laugh. Anyway, it is also the first strategy. What kind of trouble is such a cat control?

"Ahem," said Lord Grim, he remembered his business here, he cleared his throat, and said solemnly, "My lord has sent me a new mission to help a man named Ye Xiu. , I just came here to ask Yiye what kind of person Ye Xiu is, so that I can prepare for it."

"Ye Xiu?" Hearing this Autumn Leaf, he sighed, and his eyes didn't know whether it was complicated or something else. "That is a very pure person, so pure that he only knows his glory. You also know that in the present world we are In their eyes, they are just a game character, just like in our eyes, they are just our way to the real world. We cooperate with them, which is complementary and mutually beneficial."

"I know this, why are you saying it again?" Lord Grim picked up a tiger cat, stretched out his hand and scratched its chin, "But I can hear it, the person named Ye Xiu only cares about it. Is it glory?"

"Well, fame, status, money, prestige, all of these he can throw away, as long as he can keep playing glory, it is the best life for him."

"That's a really interesting guy."

"But if you're going, I have to remind you that something may happen to him recently."

"Ok?"

"You should understand that in the eyes of businessmen, for a person who never appears in any public places..."

"It's no longer worth using." Lord Grim continued, "I see, it seems that I'm busy, I have to go to Life Extinguisher to get some things, and then turn to the teleportation array before looking for stones, let's go first gone."

The mechanical rotor opened again, Lord Grim put down the cat in his arms, said hello to One Autumn Leaf, and left.

One Autumn Leaf looked up at the direction Lord Grim left, recalling Ye Xiu's situation, he couldn't help hugging the cat and sighing.

"Flying birds are gone, good bows are hidden, cunning rabbits are dead, and lackeys are cooking. Human beings are really complicated creatures, wouldn't it be good to be as simple as this?"

At this moment, the person they were discussing was handing over the account card that had accompanied him for ten years, and said lightly to the young man who was about to accept this god-level role:

"If you like it, take it all as an honor, not a show."

The snow fell harder and harder, the man walked out of the glorious dynasty he had single-handedly created, and stepped into the cold snowy night, his thin back carried the imprint of ten years.

All he wanted was glory.

2. Wonderful Xiaobai

Snow has been falling, and the city of H is surprisingly cold that day.In Xingxin Internet Cafe, Ye Xiuxiu was sitting at the front desk, playing games and doing the network management job he had just found.

At this time, someone came to the front desk, and an ID card was placed in front of him, and a soft and suffocating voice came over, which was nice enough to make people want to search for this person.

"Internet."

Ye Xiu's hand holding the mouse paused, he didn't look up, first he picked up the ID card in front of him, and made sure that this person turned on a computer with the main computer after he became an adult.From the corner of the eye, he glanced at the name inadvertently, looked up, and saw a young man standing in front of him, wearing a thin gray windbreaker in the cold weather, standing upright in front of the stage, his amber eyes were watching gently. he.

"Unit 24 in Area C." Ye Xiu was taken aback, handed over his ID card, and said.

"Thank you." The young man took the ID card and thanked him softly, then turned around and searched for his seat according to the number.

"Strange person." Seeing that person walk away, Ye Xiu murmured softly.Actually, it's not that strange, but Ye Xiu just felt this way. He remembered the man's name and couldn't help saying it out loud, "Xiao Xiao? The name is also strange."

"Brother master?" A human voice came from the earphones, Ye Xiu came back to his senses, said yes, looked at the screen, and saw countless little spiders crawling around, it was disgusting to watch, but Ye Xiu Still without changing his face, he said, "It's okay, continue to drive monsters, pay attention to maintain concentration, come on! The boss's blood is already half."

The young man that Ye Xiu noticed just now found his phone, because it was in the corner and there was no one around, so he turned on the phone, sat down, took out an account card and inserted it into the card reader.

The game interface of the online game Glory opened, two swords overlapped, and after the flashing logo of the two characters of Glory appeared, what appeared before him was a character introduction.

He glanced at the character ID, drunk on the battlefield.Nodding in satisfaction, although it's not my name, it's not bad.

Lord Grim, oh no, maybe it’s time to call Xiao Xiao now, he clicked on the novice task and started to do it without haste, and a familiar name was posted on the announcement midway, which made him have to sigh that the person really had a problem physique .

[System announcement: Jun Moxiao, Tian Qi, Mu Yunshen, Qian Shengli, and Sleeping Moon completed the first kill of the spider leader who is the hidden boss in the Spider Cave. ]

The world channel was boiling, and Xiao Xiao didn’t watch it. After two hours, he completed the novice task. The character has already reached level 7, and his character is very good. In other words, those “NPCs” who are in charge of the task are too enthusiastic. After clearing the task, he will get 500 Skill points, if people see it, they will definitely yell that it is a bug.

Added skill points according to his own habits, just after adding, a cat meow caught his attention.

Xiao Xiao propped his head up and looked at the little black cat approaching him on the screen, tilted his head with a smile, glanced at the small package on the little black cat's back, and shook his head.

The little black cat became anxious immediately, and kept meowing incessantly, causing Xiao Xiao to poke its head with the mouse, "Go back in the dark night, I think I can fight these things myself, you Being so careful, the goddess will take you back."

The Dark Night Cat Demon scratched the ground with its paws awkwardly, but left obediently, looking extremely aggrieved looking back three times at a step, but Xiao Xiao manipulated the Zuishanchang and waved his hand, a text bubble appeared above his head.

"I'll come find you later."

The dark night cat demon was instantly happy, and waved its paw at him in a bouncing motion, before disappearing in place in an instant.

No one can see this weird scene, and no one who comes and goes seems to be able to notice that a strange kitten passed by just now. It seems that there is an invisible barrier separating this, forming two different and independent worlds. .

Zui Shachang stayed where he was for a while before turning around and walking towards the warehouse.The storage box was opened, and a golden battle spear lay quietly inside.

Xiao Xiao moved the mouse up, and a series of information appeared on the screen.

Name: Dawn (Silver Weapon)

Level: 5

Primary Status: Spear

Weight: 1.5 kg

Attack Speed: 5

Physical Attack: 200

Spell Attack: 160

Additional attribute: 10% chance to appear bleeding state when physical attack.

"My lord is really... Even if I can't use the Myriad Manifestation Umbrella now, what can I do with it? I remember I hid it well..." Xiao Xiao sighed after talking to himself, and equipped Shuguang Go up and walk towards Green Forest.

Five-player dungeon, one person can't enter, Xiao Xiao manipulated the drunken battlefield and turned around twice, and saw a player dressed like a hooligan appearing around, and hurriedly called a team to apply for it.

The man readily agreed, and a lively voice rang in his ears. Xiao Xiao adjusted his earphones, and saw this man running around his drunken battlefield.

"Haha, brother, is this your first time playing? It's my first time playing too, but it's okay, don't be afraid, I will cover you! By the way, brother, what constellation do you have?"

This guy is kind of funny.

Xiao Xiao smiled slightly and said, "Scorpio."

probably?He was a little uncertain, took out his ID card and looked at it, um, Scorpio, that's right.

"Oh, Scorpio, like the mysterious, right?"

"you guess."

"It's really mysterious! Hey, guess what seat I'm in?"

"Hmm... water bottle?"

"Ah! You guessed it right! How did you guess it?"

"It looks like it." Unpredictable, enthusiastic about people.

"Great!"

"Then shall we go in now?"

"Hey? Where to go?"

Xiao Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this person was a bit of a noob: "A dungeon."

"Oh oh oh! I know, let's go!"

In the dark night, the map of Greenwood Forest is full of all kinds of elves. When the drunken battle spear is picked up, the sky strikes, and the gray elf instantly floats into the air, and then it is stiffened by the next blow of Dragon Fang. , stabbing out repeatedly, the elf directly hit the ground.

There was no pause at all in this series of movements, and there was no stiffness at all, and even the teammates who were some Xiaobai at the side unconsciously sighed the evaluation of "brother's skills are good".

"Hmm..." Xiao Xiao suddenly thought of something, his subordinates kept mobs, and said to his teammates, "Can you hurry up? I want to make a record, and I need it."

"No problem!" The man immediately flew out a brick when he heard it, "Eh? But how fast?"

"Listen to me. What skills have you ordered?" Xiao Xiao said with a smile.

"The hooligans can order everything," said the man.

Xiao Xiaohan, this person is really an inspirational hooligan: "Then what else do you have?"

"No."

"Then go order some boxer skills now."

"Ok!"

After the man finished clicking the skills, Xiao Xiao also manipulated the drunken battle field to pick out the dragon teeth, repelled the mobs in front of him, and began to command.

"Rogue uppercut floating mobs."

"Knee attack at seven o'clock... Well, don't hit him head-on, you can hit him back to get a knockback effect."

"At eight o'clock, the little monster slapped the hatred, I'll do it."

"Be careful behind your back, don't keep slapping your face."

"Forward kick to knock back."

"Goofy hits his knees."

"Take five steps back and punch."

Xiao Xiao was commanding and fighting monsters at the same time, but also worrying about this person's whim and magic, it was also tiring.

It wasn't until after pushing the boss to clear the level that Xiao Xiao let out a breath and rubbed his forehead.

Xiaobai is not scary, scary is weird.

This person... is really scary.

Xiao Xiao, who has been invincible all over the mainland in the world of glory, is willing to bow down to this kind of thinking guy.

[System Announcement: Congratulations to Drunken Battlefield, Steamed Bun Invasion, breaking the copy Green Forest clearance record, score: 12 minutes 11 seconds 11. ]

The World Channel, which was bustling just now, was silent for a moment, and then exploded in an instant!

3. Copy record

[World Channel]

[Passers-by love to eat fish]: Did something happen just now?

[Happy every day]: Upstairs, you are not mistaken, Green Forest's record has been refreshed!It's ridiculously high!

[Fengfeng Madman]: What was the last record?

[I am Lei Feng]: 20 minutes 21 seconds 78, please see my ID, thank you.

[Ye Yu's voice is slow]: How can I improve so much? !Do you want people to pass by!Where did the Drunken Battlefield and Steamed Bun Invasion come from?Jun Moxiao just appeared and now there is a drunken battlefield?The tenth district is poisonous!

[A Thousand Miles Don't Stay Behind]: What can I say if I can't do it myself?Looking at your ID upstairs, you can get a glimpse of your essence, ha ha.

[Don't think it's a big deal]: Oh, the temple medicine fights each other every day, so I just smile and don't talk.

Xiao Xiao flipped through the channel records, and finally heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that the topic was slowly going to an unknown country.

If his Dawn wants to be upgraded, it needs rare materials.But different from other silver weapons, the rare materials he wants are those rare materials that are useless only for refreshing the customs clearance records in all dungeons or the rewards for the first kill of wild bosses.This is still a method with a high probability. If it is an ordinary dungeon, the probability is also there, but it is too small.

So in short what he wants is "garbage" in rare materials.

Those rare materials that are essentially useless are things that can be piled up in the warehouse to accumulate dust in the eyes of others.

But that's what gave him headaches.

Of course he has the ability to farm by himself, and he just wants those rare materials that others don't want, but no one will believe it, and if this continues to occupy the dungeon records for a long time, it will inevitably become the top target of public criticism.

Facing such a problem, Xiao Xiao wondered what he would do if it was Ye Xiu.

He knew that he was using Lord Grim's account now, and he and him became his partners in this world, otherwise he would not be able to look forward to being in this world for a long time.The account card is connected to the contract between the two, and Xiao Xiao also sensed it.Then he is probably also worried about upgrading the Myriad Manifestation Umbrella right now?

What will he do?

Xiao Xiao naturally knew the material needed for the Myriad Manifestation Umbrella, after all it was also his exclusive weapon.

Thinking of this, Xiao Xiao couldn't help but raised his head slightly, and looked at the front desk, the man was still sitting there, the sky had already gotten a little bright after these few hours, he sat all night, it seemed that he was on the night shift.

"Brother, where are you going next?"

Baozi Invasion's cheerful voice came from the earphones, Xiao Xiao wiped the keyboard, Zuishachang waved his hand, "No, it's almost dawn, let's go to rest first."

"Oh, that's it." Steamed Bun Invasion's voice sounded a little pity, "Then I'll go and play for a while, let's go first."

"Ah."

After agreeing to Baozi Invasion's friend application, Xiao Xiao gave a hum, and simply pulled out the card to turn off the phone.

It's 06:30 in the morning, and it's almost time to go out and get something to eat before running errands.

Xiao Xiao rubbed his aching forehead, his task was not just to help Ye Xiu.

After paying the bill at the front desk, seeing Ye Xiu playing more and more energetically, even Xiao Xiao couldn't help sighing that this person really loves this game.

How wonderful, someone would love his world so much.

but……

"Sir, it's not good to stay up too late." Xiao Xiao knocked on the table, couldn't help but chuckle at Ye Xiu's dazed eyes, nodded to him in a good mood, turned around, and left.

"This man..." Ye Xiu looked at his back as he left, leaning on the chair with half a cigarette in his mouth, feeling a little sleepy after he said that.

Speaking of which, does he know him?

Ye Xiu knew that he was a bit face-blind. He tried hard to think about it, but he still couldn't find such an impressive person in his memory.

Yes, impressed.

It's not about appearance, but something about aura and temperament.

Ye Xiu couldn't tell what it was, anyway, being with him would make people feel very comfortable. That person didn't need to speak, but just stood there, and people would notice him inadvertently.Then get lost in his soft and faint smile.

That was a very attractive person.

Ye Xiu was thinking wildly, and his hands didn't stop for a moment. Even if he didn't pay enough attention to it, five points would still allow him to survive in this new area. Well, the premise is that there are no professional circles to join in. .

While playing, she forgot the time until the proprietress Chen Guo came down and found that this guy had run into the smoky smoking area. With a twitch at the corner of her mouth, she rushed over and lifted his earphones, yelling into his ear: "Still playing! Don't die!" about you!"

Ye Xiu called out early, turned his head and made another crackling operation. After a while, he realized that his boss was standing next to him. Remembering what the man had said before, he glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the monitor.

11:30, it's almost noon.

It was only when he saw the time that he felt drowsiness flooding up again, and Ye Xiu suddenly lost his energy.

At this time, the two of them explained to the computer again that the reason was that before going to bed last night, Chen Guo saw a person named Sleeping Moon brazenly swipe the screen to frame Ye Xiu for stealing and concealing it, but this time he was in Ye Xiu's team.It took Ye Xiu a long time to explain this before she understood, and then found out that this person took three first kills in less than twelve hours.

Chen Guo silently compared the results that she hadn't gotten a first kill in five years of playing, and she couldn't help but burst into tears.

This contrast is too eye-catching.

"Good luck." Ye Xiu stretched his waist, stood up from his seat, grabbed the earphones and yelled goodbye into it, and then exited the game.

"I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep." Ye Xiu blinked his sour eyes and said.

"Do you want to eat something before going to sleep?" Chen Guo asked.

"No need, let's eat after sleep." Ye Xiu said, took the key, went upstairs, returned to his poor little storage room, wrapped in a quilt, and fell asleep. .

At that time, Xiao Xiao was sitting in a building, facing a group of sensible people, with a cold smile on his face, he dropped a bunch of reports.

"Why, hasn't anyone said anything yet? Our total product sales have dropped by two percentage points this month. You better explain what you've been doing while I'm away. Don't use Vice President Yun as an excuse. Gun isn't too talkative, but he's not so stupid either."

"The eighth season of the Glory Professional League is halfway through. It's a good time for our company to make a profit, but now someone tells me that our products have quality problems?"

"I don't care whether there will be profits now, right now, immediately, immediately, destroy all substandard products and redo them, otherwise...do you really think I have a good temper?"

After Xiao Xiao finished speaking to this group of sensible people who were almost frightened into quails, and opened the door to go out, he met the stiff man standing at the door all the time.

"Smile..." Yiqiang Chuanyun walked forward hesitantly, and said with an apologetic expression, "It's all me, I screwed up..."

"It's okay." Xiao Xiao patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "You're not good at these things this time, just leave it to me in the future. It's already noon, let's go eat first?"

"Ah."

"Hey, you really look like your partner." Seeing this, Xiao Xiao couldn't help joking.

"never."

"Yes, yes, it's like Ye Yu and his partner. They are two extremes. I don't know how to form a contract..."

The voices of the two gradually faded away. In the conference room, the Secretary-General adjusted his glasses with cold hands, and pronounced the verdict expressionlessly.

"Liang Zhishi and Ma Shushi can leave, Glory Technology Group doesn't need you anymore."

"Oh? Dissatisfied? Divestment? Do you think we will be afraid? Or are we short of money?"

"Those who make black-hearted money like you should wait for the court's judgment. It's better to leave."

Seeing those two leave angrily, with cold hands, he turned back to look at the rest of the sensible people, squinting his eyes: "Don't treat me as a talkative person like Mr. Xiao, if you make these little tricks again, oh, you should understand the ending .After all, isn’t it good to live a good life? Why bother with yourself?”

Immediately, everyone present tensed up and nodded with a forced smile.

4. Blue River

It was already sunset when Xiao Xiao finished his work and arrived at Xingxin Internet Cafe. He had just arrived at the door when he saw two people standing there, one was Ye Xiu, and the other was the proprietress of the Internet Cafe, Chen Guo.

The night was a bit blurry, Xiao Xiao stopped his steps, he was still some distance away from them, but he could still see that Chen Guo was crying.

"Why? Are you crying too? Do you want paper?" At this moment, Chen Guo's muffled voice came over.

Xiao Xiao was puzzled, and saw Ye Xiu leaning against the wall, taking a deep puff of the cigarette, the smoke circles around him, and Chen Guo waved his hand in disgust, because his puff had wiped her dry. Tears came out again.

"How could it be? How could I cry?" Ye Xiu said.

His voice was indifferent, as if he didn't care about anything. Chen Guo was also bored watching it, so he didn't say anything unexpectedly, just stuffed the paper in his hand, turned around and entered the Internet cafe.

Ye Xiu was just quietly smoking a cigarette with his head down. Xiao Xiao looked at it deeply. The screen of the phone lit up. He glanced at it and walked over suddenly.

Ye Xiu didn't know what he was thinking. It was impossible for him not to feel sad when he saw the news of his retirement, but what could he say?Or do you want to make a fuss in the club at that time?

He did not want.

Because he still has a way to go.

After retiring for one year, the choice he was forced to make might as well be an opportunity, a step back, even though this step is a bit big...

He had prepared the construction in his heart, but he still couldn't help but feel a little sad.

This road, he walked too hard...

But he has no regrets, because it's all for glory.

"What, is our Master Fighting God crying?" Someone walked up to him, accompanied by a soft voice that seemed to be able to tolerate everything. Ye Xiu looked up and saw a young man standing in front of him.

He remembered this person, it was yesterday... Wait, does he know who he is?

Ye Xiu was surprised, but he didn't think much about it. After all, this person didn't look like a crazy star fan.But he still smiled and said, "Oh, why are you crying? That's too embarrassing."

"Yeah, why is God of Fighting crying?" Xiao Xiao also smiled, standing in front of him and tilting his head, "Can I have the honor to invite God of Fighting to have a meal?"

How would a normal person respond when they encounter this kind of stranger who treats someone to dinner after not seeing him a few times, and maybe even his own fan?

Reject quickly or shake your head politely?

No, no, this is just a routine of ordinary people. For Ye Dada, who has already cultivated his face into a thick wall...

"Okay, I remember the wontons on the opposite side are delicious."

Look, Xiao Xiao not only agreed but also took the initiative to order food. Xiao Xiao couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it. It's really like what One Autumn Leaf said. This person only has glory in his eyes, and everything else is just clouds.

So the two who reached an agreement quickly shifted their positions, and sat down directly in the small restaurant opposite. The owner of the restaurant saw Xiao Xiao in a three-piece suit and was so shocked that he almost lost the spoon in his hand.

Well, Xiao Xiao's outfit doesn't really look suitable for eating in such a small street restaurant.

Ye Xiu thought.

The two ordered a bowl of wonton each, and Ye Xiu started to eat without any hesitation, without explanation.Xiao Xiao gracefully scraped the chopped green onion floating on the clear soup with a spoon, and began to eat after taking a sip of the soup.

Comparing the actions of these two people, there are really two extremes.

The onlookers said that they really saw a textbook-like comparison.

After the two of them finished eating, they looked at the empty soup bowl opposite each other, and laughed inexplicably.

"I thought you wouldn't eat this kind of thing." Ye Xiu sipped his lips and said.

"It's okay to eat once in a while, God of War." Xiao Xiao replied, wiping his hands with a tissue.

"Oh, I understand." Ye Xiu nodded with deep feeling, remembering that even though he had dismissed the roadside stalls before leaving home, he still couldn't resist trying them sometimes. Thinking about it this way, this person It was even more palatable to him, "Don't call me God of Fighting, it sounds weird, he will probably be happy if you call Sun Xiang like this."

"Then what should I call you? Ye Qiu?"

"Call me Ye Xiu." Ye Xiu said.

"Okay, my name is Xiao Xiao." Xiao Xiao didn't ask any further questions, which made Ye Xiu more satisfied. He looked at the time, and guessed that the disgusting commemoration of Comrade Ye Qiu in the Internet cafe was over. He greeted Xiao Xiao, "Do you want to go online?"

"En." It was a bit late, Xiao Xiao nodded, and the two walked to the Internet cafe together.

The Internet cafe was very quiet, and everyone seemed to be covered with a cloud. Xiao Xiao went to the front desk to turn on a computer, and Ye Xiu went to report to the proprietress.

The two separated, Xiao Xiao sat down according to the seat number, swiped his card to get on the plane, and the news of Steamed Bun Invasion was sent as soon as he logged in.

Steamed Bun Invasion: Brother, it’s only now. I’ve changed my job. Do you want me to take you?

I have to say, this guy is quite righteous.

Xiao Xiao thought about it, moved his fingertips, typed a line and sent it.

Drunken Sand Field: No, but how about going to brush up the dungeon after I level up?

Steamed Bun Invasion: Alright! [Dabing.jpg]

After a day, the top of the level list is almost all level 22 people. Xiao Xiao only played for three or four hours, and his level is now only level fourteen. He has no choice but to go to the wild to fight wild monsters.

After brushing for a long time, the level was barely up to two levels. At this moment, he suddenly heard a roar, which made Xiao Xiao's hands tremble in fright, and the drunk battlefield on the screen suddenly twitched like a convulsion.

"Did you hear me? Did you hear me?"

As soon as I looked up, I saw Chen Guo at the front desk wearing a mask and pinching Ye Xiu's neck while shaking wildly and roaring. This scene was too terrifying. Xiao Xiao was speechless for a moment, turned his head, and didn't want to save his friend who had just become a good friend for the time being. Classmate Ye Xiu.

Women are terrible creatures, and the ancients did not deceive me.

Swipe, swipe, swipe, fortunately, he has a good character, oh no, or the little wild monsters are too enthusiastic, they rushed towards him one after another, pouring a lot of experience without hesitation, two hours later, drunk When the battlefield finally reached level [-], Xiao Xiao suddenly saw a friend request.

Applicant: Blue River.

Who is this?

Xiao Xiao thought about it for a while, but there was no image at all, and continued to swipe after crossing off, but this person is a model of perseverance, until Xiao Xiao finally clicked agreeing helplessly after seven or eight crosses.

"Hi, let's get acquainted. I'm Lan He from the Lanxi Pavilion Guild, the large Lanqiao Chunxue." Just after agreeing, the message from the other side was sent over in an instant. It was obvious that he had been prepared for a long time. Xiao Xiao looked at it and finally remembered this. Who is it.

Lanqiao Chunxue, one of the five masters of the Lanxi Pavilion Federation of Gods Domain, is definitely a master in online games.

Xiao Xiao also has an account in the Realm of God. Back then, the goddess made a glory game. Just after it was released, he was thrown here by the goddess, who asked him to test the game, so his first account was Thus was born.

Over the years, he would sometimes play around, and he had come into contact with this Lan Qiao Chunxue, among other things, this person's character was still very good.

Here Xiao Xiao was thinking about things, while Lan He bargained with Lord Grim with a look of anxiety on his face. The powerful spider silk went from seventy to forty, then thirty, twenty-five, and finally twenty-four. The somewhat silly and sweet Lan He suddenly softened when he saw the opponent's retreat step by step, and tapped the keyboard, sure!

The priest Bie Zhou who was talking to him didn't have time to stop him, so he could only take a step back and said to him: "Lan He, this Lord Grim came prepared, why didn't you think about it? , We are clearly here to test his strength, how did it become a record? And the drunken battlefield, has he returned?"

Blue River was dumbfounded.

Yeah, how did things get to this point?

Am I really still naive?fall! (╯｀□′)╯~╧╧

At this time, Zui Shachang, who hadn't moved for a long time, happened to return to him, and saw a smiling soybean expression appearing on the screen, and Lan He suddenly remembered Lord Grim's appearance when he was bargaining for no reason.

Wait a minute, drunk on the battlefield... Jun Moxiao...the IDs are so similar, can't they be a group of people?What should I do if the heart of the grass is more stuffed? !

Bie Zhou's words came over at this moment: "Jun Moxiao, lying on the battlefield? Are these two okay?"

Thinking of the heartache that was dominated by Lord Grim just now, Lan He got the courage out of nowhere, slapped the keyboard hard with his big hand, and yelled at Mark: "How can it be okay?! If they don't matter, I will live and eat the keyboard!!!"

Bie Zhou was dumbfounded.

The author has something to say:

Bie Zhou: Lan He, did you not take any medicine today? ! !

Hahaha Xiaolanhe is really cute, I can't help but tease him O(≧▽≦)O

5. No priest

Speaking of which, Blue River, no, it should be the reason why Blue River Pavilion noticed the drunken sand field. It has to start with the record of Green Forest.

As the online game guild under Team Blue Rain, Lanxi Pavilion's biggest task is to collect materials for the team and attract talents.Not only Lanxi Pavilion, Excellent Dynasty, Baqixiongtu, Zhongcaotang, Stepping Through the Void and other guilds all serve the teams behind them, every region in the online game opens a new talent, and the major guilds They will dig in it and report it to the club or team to add new blood to the alliance.

Not to mention Lord Grim who took three first kills in one night, just because he broke Greenwood's record in the drunken battlefield, it is absolutely possible for the guild to pay attention to him.

Although the name of Zuishachang is not the only one on this record, they can definitely find another one, but...

Can Blue River tell you that the people who went to find the Steamed Bun Invasion all came back crying? ! !

"President's Steamed Bun Invasion is really terrifying..."

"I've never seen a style of play like that!"

"Mama, I don't believe in hooligans anymore!!!"

"Don't ask me why I'm kneeling to play computer!!!"

↑This is the news from the person who first teamed up with Baozi Invasion to brush the dungeon.

Seeing this Blue River, I thought it was a powerful person, but it turns out that he is still too sweet...

Because within a few minutes they were dead.

Dead out! ! !

Blue River was stunned, okay? ! !

The copy of Wandering Lands isn't too difficult, is it? !Why did you die so fast! ! !

Facing the crying complaints of the four suffering brothers and sisters in the trade union, Lan He finally sorted out what happened.

This Steamed Bun Invasion is really too...

Can you count on someone who is obsessed with fanning ears