innocent year

The person who once gritted his teeth and said word by word: "I don't want anyone but you!" now says: "I will travel alone in Qianshan, so I don't need to see you off."

Xu Minghai was struck by lightning, and his neck could no longer support his head.He had to lower his head, and the tears that had been suppressed for a long time flowed down his throat, very salty and choking.

Seeing his son's inhuman appearance, Li Yandong became cruel and took another dose of strong medicine.

"Guozi also said, Nanwu asked me to clean it up. If you want to marry a daughter-in-law in the past two years, use it as a wedding room. I said that's inappropriate! He means that he doesn't plan to come back for the holidays anyway, and it's vacant." empty."

She paused, and changed her tone deliberately: "Son, so your first priority right now is to heal your injury, and then find a reliable girl to talk to. Don't let everyone marry a wife and have children one day, you It's a bare-bones commander. That would be a shame, hahaha..."

Without warning, Xu Minghai suddenly raised his head.The tears all over his face immediately stopped Li Yandong from "ha".

"What did you tell Guozi?!"

She was stunned for half a second, and immediately retorted: "I didn't say anything!"

"You know?"

"I have no idea!"

This kind of dialogue sounds weird and rich in content, and the feeling of nothing here is surging between the two of them.

They stared at each other for a while, and Xu Minghai finally calmed down.He wiped his face and called softly, "Mom..."

This "Mom", no matter how it sounds, there is a sense of determination to die, and Li Yandong is so frightened that he turns around and runs away in a desperate manner.

"Hurry up and lie down on the bed! What's inside, I have something to do in the factory, I'm leaving first!"

It's a pity that no matter how perfect her Lingbo Weibu is practiced, it's not as fast as her voice.

Xu Minghai sat on the ground, looked at the back of Li Yandong's panicked head and said, "Guozi will not marry a wife, and I will not marry a wife. He is my wife, and I am his wife."

Before he finished speaking, Li Yandong froze there as if someone had pressed his acupuncture point.Then, she turned around and sent out a Vajra Palm.This palm's internal force was strong and came against the wind, and it slammed against Xu Minghai's face, making a loud and crisp sound.

The scorching pain gushed out from the capillaries in an instant, giving Xu Minghai the pleasure of cutting off ulcers.He didn't expect that when he punched the fruit back then, it was returned by his mother's hand today.From this point of view, he and Li Yandong are really a pair of mother and son who are evenly matched, and they both like to think far-sighted in a way of deceiving themselves and others.

Li Yandong's chest rose and fell violently, and his facial features were almost out of place: "Little bastard! Did you hear that what I said was human?!"

Xu Minghai just smiled wryly with Wuzhishan on his face: "Mom, nothing I say can change the facts."

"Let me tell you what is a fact? You are a man, and he is also a man. This is a fact! The behavior of the two of you is a crime! It is... the crime of hooliganism!" Li Yandong accused tremblingly, "Leave it alone, yes He will be arrested and imprisoned!"

"The government no longer treats homosexuals as hooligans. We fell in love freely, and no one forced the other. The police don't bother to talk to us. If you don't believe me, I can find you a newspaper."

Xu Minghai remembers Guozi's expression when he read to himself the "New Criminal Law" report on the decriminalization of homosexuality.That smile was so bright, it was like yesterday.

Li Yandong didn't expect that the people's court would not stand with him, so he could only continue to resist: "Then, then you two are not normal!"

Xu Minghai nodded: "Yes, the mainstream view is that we are mentally ill."

"Just admit it!" Li Yandong hurried down the donkey, "Any disease can be cured, and it doesn't matter how much money you spend!"

Xu Minghai spread his hands: "But I have a more once-and-for-all solution."

"What way?"

"I'm going to have sex reassignment surgery." Xu Minghai is not afraid of boiling water, "Cut off that evil thing."

……

Li Yandong didn't even have the strength to beat someone up now.She stood there in a daze, and after a while, she burst into tears with a "wow".

"Wooooow, how did I give birth to such a skinless and shameless thing like you...God, I provoked you..."

Amidst the wailing, Xu Minghai stood up with difficulty with his hands on his hands, and then silently hugged his mother into his arms.

When he was a child, Li Yandong was like a female Rakshasa who blocked people from killing Buddhas and Buddhas in his eyes.Xu's father and son follow her lead in everything.But at this moment, Xu Minghai only felt that the other party was short and thin, vulnerable and helpless.It's really not easy for a woman's life - Xu Minghai thought to himself, what my aunt said was too right.

He didn't want to hurt his parents, he didn't want to hurt Guo Zi.He wants to fight everything he can and cannot resist on his shoulders.Unfortunately, in the end, he hurt everyone all over the place.

Xu Minghai patted Li Yandong's back lightly.Thinking about it, it seemed that this was the first time he hugged his mother as an adult.

"Mom, I'm an asshole. I'm sorry." Xu Minghai tried to reveal his heart to her in a childlike tone: "But do you know? Someone was sent to a mental hospital by his biological parents for electric shocks, fed emetics, and was treated like an animal." But in the end, some of them committed suicide, some became monks, and some went completely crazy."

Li Yandong couldn't help shivering violently.

"When we were young, Guozi and I were two little kids who didn't understand anything. We thought about being a couple. But we also knew that it would only work if one of them became a woman. Your son said at the time, When that day comes, you will cut me off too.”

Li Yandong imagined the two children foolishly discussing about going to cut the penis, and his heart was full of mixed feelings for a while, and the river was overwhelmed.

"Guozi and I have been like this for the rest of our lives. We can't change it. If we break the bones, we will be connected. If you agree, you can hold our noses and accommodate us, and we will have multiple sons from now on; if you don't agree," Xu Minghai smiled. Get up, "Just a few relatives. It's not a loss."

"I'm not at a loss?! I'm at a loss! You two little bastards who have suffered thousands of knives!" Li Yandong finally broke down in Xu Minghai's arms. She beat his chest desperately and cried, "She Zhou Yingying hurt people!" Ah, I have delayed Chen Shitou for half of my life, and let her son continue to harm my son... Woohoo. Didn't I just bully her when I was a child, run on her, cut her hair, secretly put laxatives in her food, and... Don't tell everyone to take her to play? She is really a gentleman and it is not too late to take revenge for 40 years! Woooooo..."

"Guozi's mother has never delayed my godfather. On the contrary, it was after she came back that godfather was truly happy for a few years. Mom..." Xu Minghai begged, "People only live for tens of thousands of days. It sounds pretty good. It's long, but it's like a mosquito leg in the Milky Way, not even qualified to buzz a few times. I beg you, please give us two mosquito legs a way out..."

Li Yandong wondered if mosquito legs could buzz.All she knew was that a person's tongue can buzz, and this movement can kill someone with a gun and a stick.

"What's more," Xu Minghai continued to overweight, and began to talk nonsense: "You also know that men are not born to be fun. If I lose fruit, I can't guarantee that I will stumble with others on impulse one day. This circle I heard that it's very messy, if I bring back someone who looks like a monster, don't regret it then."

Li Yandong couldn't help opening his mouth when he heard this, subconsciously he was struggling between the well-known good fruit and a certain male fairy with an orchid finger.In the end, her brain directly declared a strike, and she had no choice but to let her temper continue to cry.I cried until my whole body trembled and my limbs convulsed.

When Xu Minghai saw it, he didn't dare to irritate his mother anymore by running the train with his mouth full. He endured the pain and helped him to sit on the bed.Then he knelt directly in front of Li Yandong, and confessed the oolong and terminal illness incident in a gesture of atonement.Including Xu Yong being laid off, he forced Guozi to go to school in other places, earning money by himself, renting a house, and wanted her to spend her last days comfortably.

All these things were connected together, and Li Yandong was about to scold again after hearing half of his tears.This Xu Yong is really shameless, for being laid off is such a big thing that he didn't tell his family, and he took the lead in being a good old man in front of his son.The little bastard Xu Minghai became what he is today, all because of his father's bad genes!

In the end, Xu Minghai's mouth was dry, and he had nothing more to ask for.He kowtowed loudly to his mother.

Li Yandong was startled by the sudden "boom" like waking up from a dream.Looking at the debt collectors on the ground living their ancestors, her nose was sore again.

That's all, everything is fate, and it's not in the slightest.According to what Xu Minghai said just now, he would live another 1 days to the end.Still thinking about the full house of children and grandchildren?Is it really satisfying to watch the two of them die, go crazy, become a monk and become a monk?

The crowd hummed secretly, but anyone who dared to hum in front of her, Li Yandong, would still grab the guy and fight for 360 rounds!

After a while, she raised her hand and pointed: "Guozi's things, and your precious big jeep are all in the box under my bunk..."

Before he finished speaking, Xu Minghai staggered towards him.After a while of rummaging, everything finally came to light.Xu Minghai looked at the fruit that was still tightly holding his hand in the photo, feeling a sense of luck and fear of finding it again.

Li Yandong followed at this time, stood aside and said, "During the Spring Festival, let Guozi go home to celebrate the New Year, and don't float around alone."

After hearing this, Xu Minghai completely came alive.He didn't care about the pain in his butt, he jumped up on the spot, and hugged Li Yandong in a circle before letting go.

"Didn't your father say that you can pretend to be blind so you can't see anything?" Li Yandong said angrily, "I'm not blind, just like you said, I'll treat the fruit as my son from now on. Just treat it as... I owe her Zhou Yingying .”