innocent year

Xu Minghai couldn't help being taken aback when he heard this question.He looked at Qiushi with the eyes of a fool, and said after a long time: "Guozi, do you really not understand or are you just pretending?"

Then, he saw that in Qiushi's crystal-clear eyes, ignorance was written on the left side; innocence was written on the right side.

Xu Minghai sat up immediately, and asked in an inconceivable tone: "You are about to enter the first grade of junior high school! Although you have skipped a grade, you should understand. The boys in your class... don't talk to each other. Passing on little comics, little pornographic books or something?"

Qiu Shi felt that if Xu Minghai described it like this, he would somehow be a hindrance to everyone, so he hurriedly defended: "I don't talk to them very much, you know."

Xu Minghai scratched his head and thought about it.Parents don't mention this sensitive topic, and the school doesn't teach it, and only friends with good relationships can talk about it.And before, I never thought of sharing the knowledge I learned from all kinds of evil ways with Guozi, and it was really not righteous.

So, he decisively decided to preach and teach to solve doubts, and help Qiushi get out of the team of idiots as soon as possible, so that he won't be laughed at when he enters junior high school.

Xu Minghai pondered for a while, then asked the first question: "Do you know where the child came from?"

"Armpit..."

Before he finished speaking, Xu Minghai burst into a burst of wild laughter, and rolled from the bed to the floor in a very exaggerated way.

"Your mother told you? Hahaha... When I was a child, I thought it was a trash can or a belly button at most. You are too creative."

Qiu Shi blushed immediately, jumped out of bed angrily, and beat Xu Minghai.

"Okay, okay, little ancestor." Xu Minghai quickly squeezed Qiushi's hand, smiled and dragged him onto the bed, then looked at him closely and said, "Let's put this question aside for now, then can you Tell me, how is the child conceived?"

Qiu Shi learned a lesson this time, he closed his lips tightly and refused to speak, only staring at Xu Minghai's dimples shining brightly.

"You say what you want, I promise I won't be happy anymore." Xu Minghai coughed very artificially, and suppressed a smile.

"Didn't you say that? You have to 'play hooligans' first." Qiushi recalled a certain conversation between the two of them.

Xu Minghai continued to ask: "How?"

"A man and a woman kiss..." Qiu Shi murmured, "When the saliva melts together, there will be a child."

Xu Minghai: "Who told you this?"

Qiushi: "I figured it out myself."

"Okay," Xu Minghai nodded approvingly, "It's not too dark. But kissing is just the first step..."

In the following time, Xu Minghai gave Qiu Shi a belated physiological hygiene class with a very scientific and open-minded attitude.

As he talked more and more deeply, and when he began to involve certain specific organs and behaviors, Qiushi felt that something in his head suddenly "popped" and shattered.Later, he recalled that it should be a world view that had not yet fully formed at that time.

"Do you understand?" Xu Minghai let out a long breath. For the first time in his life, he realized the difficulty of the teacher. "Do you feel suddenly enlightened? Hey, what is your expression?"

Qiu Shi stood there in a daze, pursed her mouth, and said after a while, "I feel sick."

Xu Minghai had no choice but to guide him patiently: "Actually, think about it, everything in the world is like this, such as cats and dogs..."

"Ah!!!" Qiushi suddenly opened his eyes wide.

"What are you doing?" Xu Minghai was so shocked that he covered his ears, "Where is the soul called in the middle of the night?"

Qiushi began to speak incoherently: "My mother...and...now...they...that..."

"That's right, otherwise, why would godfather open two standard rooms? Is it too expensive?" Xu Minghai's expression was half a smile, not a smile.

The blood faded from Qiu Shi's face, then he turned his head and stabbed deeply into the pillow.

Half a day has passed, and he is still lying on the bed with his head in his hands.In fact, Qiushi didn't know what he was awkward about, he just couldn't connect this matter with the closest person for a while.So at this moment, my stomach feels as uncomfortable as someone punched me, and my whole body is covered with caterpillars.

The cicadas outside seemed to be getting louder and louder, as if they were going to flood the whole world.

Xu Minghai looked at the fruit in front of him who was trying to pretend to be dead, and suddenly realized that this silly child hadn't grown up at all.So even though the single bed under him was very narrow, he squeezed and lay down, and then covered the darkness somewhere in the waist of the other party with his hands.

The child recovered quickly, and a few years later, only an imprint of the shocking scar was left.At first glance, it looks like a kitten's paw, which is quite cute.

Qiu Shi's body temperature is always on the low side, but Xu Minghai's is on the high side.At this moment, Xu Minghai sticking to Qiushi is like sticking to the legendary air conditioner that is thousands of dollars in size, which is especially refreshing in this midsummer.

"Fruit," Xu Minghai said in his characteristic low and hoarse voice during the voice-changing period, "don't feel bad, that's all there is to it. The sky won't fall, ah."

Xu Minghai's consolation was very effective, bit by bit pulling Qiu Shi out of the sticky feeling of shame.

Qiu Shi raised his head to look at him, and asked stumbledly, "Didn't it make you uncomfortable when you first got to know your parents...?"

"Hey, I've bumped into it."

"Ah!!!" Qiu Shi couldn't help but yelled again.

"Hey, don't be surprised all the time. I was actually quite awkward at the time, but it's okay after that. In fact, everyone grows up like this, but they are just dissatisfied with the world." Xu Minghai lightly He stroked the child's head lightly.

Qiushi nodded, and suddenly thought of something, so he stared at him and asked, "Xu Minghai! You..."

"What are you? I'm an innocent man." Xu Minghai quickly interrupted him, and then solemnly declared, "The things I told you just now are pure theory, and you can only do it after you get married. You Don't make rumors about me with adults!"

"So you plan to find someone to marry, sow seeds, and have children in the future?" Qiu Shi remembered the verb he used just now.

"Otherwise?" Xu Minghai smiled, "Is there a second way?"

Qiu Shi: "But Master Jiu is alone."

Xu Minghai: "That's why people in the alley call him half-crazy."

Qiu Shi: "Master Jiu is not crazy!"

"Most of the time, I'm not crazy. Haven't you never seen Master Jiu become confused? He doesn't know anyone, running around all over the alley, knocking on doors and saying this is his ancestor's land, asking who they are. Last time The godfather is not here, so we brought him back. Forgot?"

Qiu Shi was speechless.It really freaked them out the first time I saw them.Qiu Shi hugged Jiu Ye's bony body tightly, and it took a long time for the old man to wake up.In the end, he still didn't admit it!Not admitting that he was ill just now, his teeth itch with anger.

"Then, who do you plan to marry?" Qiu Shi stared at Xu Minghai to break the casserole and asked the end.

"My little ancestor, how do I know which girl can be so blessed?" Xu Minghai boasted shamelessly, "I don't dare to think about it, but when I think about it, I'm happy for her from the bottom of my heart."

After hearing this, Qiushi's mind was full of Xu Minghai and others taking wedding photos in "Dabei", and then his heart was gurgling like a Baotu spring, and endless acid water flowed out along the pores of his body.

He raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, and then asked, "How old do most people get married?"

"It's hard to say. If you catch up with the right one, you may get married at the right age; if you don't catch up with the right one, you will have to marry later and have children later. But I heard people say that the country is now promoting this, and it is quite honorable." Xu Minghai replied.

Qiushi bit her lip and remained silent for a while, then suddenly said, "Brother..."

Xu Minghai looked at him in surprise, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to pluck his ears: "Ancestor, did I hear correctly? What are you holding back? What the hell, why did you call me brother all of a sudden?"

Qiu Shi still can't analyze that his mentality of showing weakness and selling good at the moment has an exclusive name called "possessive desire".He was close to Xu Minghai, and asked in a low voice: "If I don't get married, can you not get married?"

Xu Minghai felt that the child probably felt sick because he was stimulated tonight.So I don't want to get married, and I don't want others to get married.

"Then if I agree to you, will there be any benefit?" Xu Minghai then asked.

Qiushi: "I'll help you write a weekly diary."

Xu Minghai: "Originally, you also helped me write."

Qiushi: "I don't need to write."

Xu Minghai: "..."

At the end of the day, Xu Minghai was forced to show his posture when he entered the Young Pioneers and solemnly promised not to get married first.

After taking the oath, Qiu Shi felt that his heart was finally at ease.He refused to go back to his bed, put his back against his chest and closed his eyes.

But Xu Minghai was greedy for the chilly Guozi brand air conditioner, so he just let it go.While reaching out to turn off the bedside lamp, he was still sighing secretly.This night was more tiring than a fight!It's not easy to be a good example to others, and he will definitely not be able to offend the teacher casually in the future.

So, in the room filled with the smell of mosquito coils, the little boys finally gradually fell into a dream.

Although Qiushi fell asleep, his cerebral cortex was active.All kinds of grotesque scenes emerge one after another, the colors are rich and desolate, with the unique tone and texture of Hong Kong movies.After careful identification, it turned out to be "A Chinese Ghost Story".

Seeing that Ning Caichen was curled up and hiding in the bathtub, Qiu Shi stepped into the room.After he approached, he stretched his head to see that the face under Qingshui was actually Xu Minghai's, and he couldn't help being shocked.Just as he was about to shout, Li Yandong, the old demon from Montenegro, pushed open the door and entered.

Qiushi was afraid that Xu Minghai would be eaten if he was discovered, so he plunged down and gave his breath to the underwater people.Lips on lips feel so real, even a little salty.Going deeper, I tasted the taste of Mai Lisu again.

When the taste buds of the two were enjoying all kinds of snacks, Li Yandong suddenly flew forward.A tub of water exploded suddenly, and in the next second, Qiushi was washed into the abyss-like sea.

Everything in the world disappeared in an instant.There was no Xu Minghai by his side, no one else.The piercing seawater continuously poured into Qiushi's eyes, ears, mouth and nose, bringing him an endless sense of suffocation.

As soon as he was anxious, he woke up.After realizing that it was just a dream, Qiushi felt a kind of luck to escape from death.

He adjusted his rapid breathing in the dark, and didn't realize that Xu Minghai's face was very close until the cold sweat all over his body gradually subsided.

His thin lips showed a particularly beautiful arc in the darkness.

Fragments from the dream emerged, and Qiu Shi immediately wanted to taste whether it was salty.But just when he bumped into it, Xu Minghai suddenly coughed.

Qiushi suddenly woke up.Immediately afterwards, he was so frightened by his "hooligan" behavior that he froze all over.The dazed Xu Minghai didn't know what happened at all, he just groaned, turned over and continued to sleep.

Qiushi didn't dare to move this time, he stood there frozen like a corpse, and after a long time, he finally got off the ground little by little.Then he jumped straight back to his bed and covered himself from head to toe with the quilt.

In the utter darkness of the hot tide, the chirping of cicadas and the movement of the roof fan's blades seemed to disappear.Qiushi could only hear his thundering heartbeat and the sound of blood hitting his eardrums.

For the first time, Qiushi realized that there seemed to be a huge monster with no shape and outline living in his heart.Although he didn't know what it specifically represented, he could already smell it vaguely.