Evil Bottle-Kirin Returns

I had a dark and sweet sleep, and my internal organs, limbs and bones were extremely comfortable, as if someone had blown a breath of fairy air from the top of the sky, and changed me from the inside to the outside along the meridians and blood vessels, his mother That's what it's like to ascend.

I was so beautiful, when suddenly a basin of cold water poured down on my head, which made me jump up.

"Fatty... Fatty!" There was a big face in front of me, who else could it be but Fatty Wang, "Are you alive?" I asked, wiping the water off my face.

"Bah! With a crow's mouth like yours, fat man, I'm dead, what's so small about it." The fat man's expression suddenly turned fierce, and he said, "What's the matter with you and my little brother! How did you kill someone!"

What!I suddenly remembered what happened just now, a thunder exploded on my head, what did I do!How is he! !Me, did I kill him? !

I was at a loss, and hurriedly looked around for the figure of Poker Fing, who was wrapped in a blanket and lying behind the fat man, with his eyes closed, blood all over his head and face.I was so frightened that my heart was torn apart, I rushed forward and shouted: "Brother!"

The fat man grabbed my neck and said, "What a hurry, you want to crush him to death! Put on your trousers! Bare buttocks, just play around!"

"He, he, what's wrong with him? That blood...blood...I, I..." I couldn't straighten my tongue, tremblingly asked the fat man, then turned my head to look at Poyou Ping, he was lying on his side, he looked fine A little ups and downs.

The fat man couldn't hold back his face, he giggled: "Damn, naive little classmate Wu Xie, you're so funny...haha~" He let go of me and slapped his legs while laughing.

I was baffled, and rushed over to look at the Poker bottle. My breathing was a little shallow, but it was still steady. There were large half-dried blood stains on my face and neck.My heart was full of pain, fear, and regret, and I wanted to see how he was hurt, but my hands were shaking so badly that I dared not lift the blanket, so I had to tremble and wipe the blood on his face.

It was still so cold, and my heart tightened.Then, those dark eyes opened and looked at me.

I stayed where I was, and was so frightened that my heart stopped beating for a moment, what should I do! !Me, what should I say?How could I have the face to face him after doing that kind of thing?Isn't it time to apologize with death~~

When I was thinking about the worst way to die, Poker Fase's blood-stained lips moved, and said softly: "Water." He turned sideways, closed his eyes sleepily, and fell asleep again.

Calm and calm, that's all I can describe.Could it be that he can even pretend that nothing happened?I thought it would be reasonable for him to say "kill you", or at least "get lost"?

"I said Xiao Wu, haven't you fucking watched enough?" The fat man opened the small pot on the gas stove, and it was steaming, "You have been hugging me for hours, and you have just passed the door when you are a little brother." New daughter-in-law, I can't bear to let go right now!"

I haven't figured out why Poker-Face has such an attitude. After listening to the fat man's words, I am even more ignorant and a little confused. The fat man's performance is beyond my expectation. Could it be that he is so open-minded?

I poured some hot water from the pot, and I brought the cup to the mouth of Poker Bottle, and he drank it all in one gulp with my hand, it seemed that he still wanted it.I know that people are very thirsty when they lose a lot of blood, so I whispered: "Little brother, don't drink too much, moisten your throat first." Then I waited by the side in fear, waiting for him to say goodbye.

The fat man knocked on the pot and said, "Xiao Wu, you are so stingy that you don't even give anyone water. Little brother, the fat man will make sure you drink enough." I glared at the fat man: "When a person loses a lot of blood, you can't drink more water. !"

"Wu Xie." I turned my head abruptly, Poker Face half propped up and looked at me.

My heart was in my throat, silently waiting for the trial, but he stuck out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth, then raised his eyes and said, "You have a nosebleed."

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I froze, wiped my nose, what did you do?The fat man was even more overjoyed. He threw a few pieces of compressed dry food into the pot, and said, "Innocent little classmate, Fatty, I am convinced of you. You are the last piece of virgin land in history."

When I looked at the fat man, I could only blink dryly, and then I looked back at Poker Bottle. He sat up, and there was no abnormality in his movements.The fat man tossed a few clothes over his head, and said, "Young man, you have great firepower!"

Grabbing the clothes, I hid and hurriedly put them on.Damn, this is so embarrassing, even though we have met each other naked several times, but his mother doesn't even have underwear, it's really the first time, dare I wake up naked and walk for a long time.

I scratched my head and moved back, the Poker Bottle was no longer in place, and there was the sound of splashing water not far away.The fat man hummed a ditty: "...First touched my little brother's face...Second touched my little brother's waist..."

"Fatty, stop singing! What a mess, what's going on? How did you find us? Brother, he..." I wished I could tear off the fat face of the fat man.

"Huh? I promise you to do it, but don't let the fat man sing."

"Fatty you!"

"Come on, Xiao Wu, don't get excited, don't you have enough nosebleeds?" The fat man covered the pot, tapped the spoon and said, "I'll wait for you downstream for a long time without seeing anyone. Even if I found you, you two are still putting on such an exciting show, Fat Lord, I’m going to be blind."

When I heard Fatty say this, I felt like a cat scratching my head. I pretended to be calm and said: "My little brother and I have a relationship between class brothers. The water is so cold, we can't keep warm!"

"Fart! You two are so simple! His mother is playing ice and fire. You burn like a lump of coal, and my brother freezes like a popsicle." □The flowers are the same. It took me a damn long time to break you off. Fatty, if I arrive later, the difference between you two will be me in you, and you in me!"

I was sweating all over my head, what is going on?

The fat man came to the mood at this time, and he said so much that he spit: "Little naive, I'm not the fat man. I said you. You said that you are a good young man. You want a career, a car, and a car. Although I don't look as handsome as you, the fat man. Why are you so shy? When we go out, Fat Master, I will show you the world, do you want any decent girls?"

"... Fatty, what on earth are you trying to say..."

The fat man patted me on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Student Wu, it's not scary to be inexperienced. What's scary is getting the wrong partner. What do you think you're holding my little brother in heat? What's the nosebleed? He's still talking non-stop Liu, I blocked it for you for a long time without blocking it, and it took a basin of cold water to get it done. My little brother, who was so brave and invincible as General Qiu Zhong, didn't break it in Zongzi's hands, and was drowned alive by your nosebleed, what a shame!"

"that's it?"

"Fuck! What else do you want?"

Could it be, is it just my big dream?Did I bite my tongue myself?Where is that Qi Yu in the bottle mouth?I also imagined it?Me, what's wrong with my memory?

Poker-Face came back from the water's edge fully dressed, holding the weird sword in his hand, sat down to study it, and said: "This thing is coated with medicine, Wu Xie has touched the wound on his hand, probably It was a trick."

The fat man shook his head and said with emotion, could this be the legendary X drug "smiling and half-stepping", but judging from Xiao Wu's reaction, it should be more like "I love a firewood".I said fat man, you can't do less, and Zhou Xingxing won't pay you advertising fees.

"It should have a hallucinogenic effect, and it can also cause muscle stiffness. It seems that it was directed at the dragon tortoise." Poker bottle tore a piece of cloth to wrap the hilt carefully, looked up at me and said, "The time interval is too long. If it takes too long, the properties of the medicine will have faded, so there won't be any major problems."

I watched Poker-Face talking calmly, and I wanted to take it seriously, but my eyes were stuck there and I couldn’t move away, so that for a long time in the future, I lived with guilt, panic and in a split state.

There was a distinct tooth mark on his throat.