Master Zhili is too difficult to understand

After saying the simplest farewell to Zhili and others, they boarded the return train.Except for a few people, most of them were quite tanned, especially Ying Xiujie, as if they had changed races.Cobb was sitting by the window, looking at his arm, Chu Haoyu teased: "Little yellow man, what's the matter, are you worried about your skin color?"

"You're not going anywhere."

"I'm not worried, a man needs this skin color to be healthy, right, little black man, little dirty man." Chu Haoyu looked at Ying Xiujie and Zhang Luo, and he started scolding again not long after getting in the car , Seeing that no one paid attention to him, he walked back and forth in the car boredly: "It's so boring, my boring lower body is about to explode! I want to wear a diving goggle in the sea to see the beautiful ass, I want to roll and play on the beach Sandbag, I want to clean the villa, I want to hear Lan Yin scolding me... What can I do when I go back, I'm so boring, I want to jump off the car..." Chu Haoyu had sequelae.

"In order to appease everyone, although the queue is a bit crowded, let's tell another story." Zhang Luo continued: "What's more, I don't know when the next time I will take the bus."

"You have to be in a car to talk?" Cobb couldn't figure out what the purpose of this setting was.

"Do you understand coordination and unity?"

"But the absence of branch management is not coordination and unity."

"It's fine if the phone is connected." Gong Zhu took the phone from Cobb's bag.

"Why are you using my phone?"

"He may not answer our calls. Besides, maybe you have set up a couple account or something, and the phone bills will be cheaper." Gongzhu said with reason and evidence, and Cobb snatched back his mobile phone: "The phone bill is the most important thing." The main reason is that we didn't set up that kind of thing." Chu Haoyu snatched Cobb's phone again: "Call my boyfriend, who cares about the phone bill?" He dialed Zhili's cell phone.

"The signal on the train..." Cobb was about to say it, but Zhang Luo looked at him seriously: "Are you questioning the country's signal?" This accusation seemed too serious, and Cobb felt that he was too small to fight against the country , so there is no further argument.When the phone was connected, Chu Haoyu pressed the loudspeaker button, cleared his throat: "Zhili, I'm your dear Cobb~~" Anyway, Zhili's absence can't help him, so Chu Haoyu can rest assured to play pranks.Zhili's lazy voice came from the phone: "Youyan." Su Youyan on the upper bunk stepped on Chu Haoyu's head, and Chu Haoyu became anxious: "Zhili, if you are capable, don't call yourself Youyan! "

"Xiu Jie."

Ying Xiujie kicked it, he looked at his legs and explained to Chu Haoyu: "I don't know what's going on, but when Zhili called my name, my body is like a soldier who must obey orders!"

"Gongju, Zhang Luo, Ke Bu." Zhili's voice kept coming.

The three of them also kicked Chu Haoyu.

"Happy."

Zhou Xinhe pinched Chu Haoyu silently.

"Chu Haoyu."

It's like some kind of game Chu Haoyu himself is playing, his left hand is about to slap himself in the face, but the right hand holding the mobile phone stops his left hand: "What to do, black magic" He tried hard to control his body, at this moment like a spirit Divide the scene.Finally, the return trip wasn't so boring.

Enough playing, the rest of the time is handed over to Zhang Luo, there is a smell of instant noodles in the carriage, sitting, lying, leaning, on the other end, Zhili sitting on the railing, the sky and the sea It became the background to set him off, his heels lightly touched the railing, and Zhang Luo's voice was heard from the mobile phone next to him.

"The next story I'm going to tell is, I want to be your bodyguard."

"Yan~ Have we been sent to the story of gods and demons? I'm a little excited. What can I do? Can I summon a tornado with a flick of my finger? Or just jump around and disappear. What's my name? Su Xiaoshen?" A series of questions entangled Yan Yan, Yan Yan looked at the excited Su Xiaomi with cold eyes: "I think you are Su Xiaoshen." At this moment, Su Xiaomi couldn't listen to anything, he was eager to think to try.

"By the way, Yan~ I can fly too." Su Xiaomi ran to the balcony and made a handsome pose: "I'm flying!" He fell vertically from the 15th floor, Yan Yan sighed, opened the door and walked in. In the elevator, when the elevator door opened, he took out a cigarette and lit it while walking outside.Su Xiaomi was touching his buttocks and screaming in pain: "Why, why, why, it's obviously a story about gods and demons, why can't I fly!!" Yan Yan stood in front of him, looking down at Su Xiaomi with a handsome face: "Who said Now that you can fly, who ever said this is a story about gods and demons?"

"Then what kind of story is this? I've been looking forward to it for several years, but in the end I can't do anything? Then I'll stop acting! Stop acting!" Su Xiaomi rolled around on the ground. I don't know if someone upstairs broke a window, and a long piece of glass It fell down and stabbed Su Xiaomi's forehead. He sat up and pulled out the glass on his head. The wound healed in just a few seconds after the blood came out. He threw the glass aside and continued to lie down and roll on the ground: " Is there nothing else besides not dying? I want to be able to fly, have supernatural powers, be able to shoot lasers, be invisible..." Su Xiaomi's request was endless, Yan Yan kicked him: "Get up, go shopping for vegetables Cook."

"What, what, what! You still have to cook, can't you draw a circle with your hand to the sky and there will be delicious food? You also have to cook with your own hands!"

"Stop rambling."

Su Xiaomi stood up with a bitter face, and patted her buttocks: "Yan~ Then you go with me."

"Go by yourself." Yan Yan walked back to the apartment building. Su Xiaomi seemed to be parting from life and death. He stretched out his hand: "Yan~ why did you do this, why did you abandon me? Don't you have the heart to let me go alone? Could it be..."

"Go quickly."

"Okay, I'll go right away." Su Xiaomi turned around and ran to the nearby supermarket to buy vegetables for convenience.