Master Zhili is too difficult to understand

"If you put us in a closed space like some horror movie scenes, you inhumane people will definitely kill each other." Zhang Luoyu criticized.

"You were the one who robbed the most vigorously just now, do you want to get rid of it now?"

"Is there? Why don't I remember?" Zhang Luo shrugged.

Cobb leaned back with the potato chips he just bought in his arms, and the man sitting on the opposite bed said, "Cobb, change the taste." Cobb threw the potato chips over. The advantage of eating when there are many people is that you can buy them. Change several flavors to eat.With beef jerky in his mouth, Chu Haoyu counted the money in his bag: "Summer vacation is not as generous as winter vacation, how much money did you bring?"

"Why do you need so much money to go to Karma Town? You can include food and lodging." Ying Xiujie said cheekily.

"You don't need money to pick up girls?" Chu Haoyu put his arm around Ying Xiujie's shoulders: "Don't worry, I'm a buddy, I will definitely help you bid farewell to being a boy this summer vacation." Gong Zhu sized up the two of them: "You bid him farewell As a child?"

"Please don't add your fantasies to us, Xiu Jie, I'm not sure, but I only like women until I die." Chu Haoyu patted his chest.Gongzhu rolled his eyes: "You are very repulsed that you like boys? Like Cobb, he liked girls before, and later he also thought boys were good. How would you know if you didn't try it, right, Cobb." Gongzhu wanted to make Cobra into himself Camp, Cobb threw the bag of potato chips into the trash can: "It doesn't matter, boys like girls, girls like girls, boys like boys, the relationship should be richer, the color is good-looking, force boys who like girls to like boys, then It’s like forcing a boy who likes a boy to like a girl, with a bit of discrimination against other people’s feelings, personal opinion.”

"Talking about the tongue twister, you fainted after hearing half of it."

"Then let me repeat it in simple words. It doesn't matter what kind of person others like."

"cut."

After chatting for a while, several people looked at Zhang Luo who had not moved at the same time: "You have to tell a story, and if you want to tell it, hurry up."

"How did you know that!"

"Don't pretend to be surprised, anyway, someone ordered you."

"Are you dissatisfied Cobb, have you forgotten the experience on the train last time?"

"I'm not dissatisfied." Cobb seemed to reject the idea of ​​taking off his clothes and dancing ballet on the train. Zhang Luo patted the snack crumbs on his hands and wiped them on his trousers. After a series of unnecessary preparations, Open the mouth: "Seeing that everyone is eating, I will tell a story that can increase your appetite. The name of the story is: You are a man, I eat too."

[The moon is hidden behind the sky, the sky is gradually turning white, the ear-piercing alarm clock is vibrating and screaming on the bedside table, the boy reaches out from under the quilt to press the alarm clock, he gets up without dragging his feet, and looks through the window with a solid iron frame Looking outside, he took a deep breath and did some warm-up exercises before changing clothes. Today is an important day for him.After searching in the closet for a long time, he finally took out a Chinese tunic suit and changed into it. He dressed himself up like a great man, looked in the mirror, and went out with satisfaction.

When passing by the lottery shop, he bought a lottery ticket and kissed the lottery ticket, hoping to win this time.Not far ahead, two or three sanitation workers were cleaning the blood stains under the electric poles, as well as piles of bloody bones. Only half of the face was left facing him, and their eyes seemed to be staring straight at him. with him.He sighed heavily, and quickened his pace.

Under a dark building, he stopped and took several deep breaths before walking in. He went directly to the service desk on the first floor and asked politely: "Hi, my name is Mai Ding, I attended the I have passed the vocational qualification certificate exam, and I am here to get the certificate today." Mai Ding showed his ID card.

"Please wait a moment." The girl at the service desk took the ID, confirmed it and handed it back to Mai Ding: "Please go to the third floor to get it."

"Thank you."

Mai Ding couldn't wait to go up to the third floor, and after filling out several forms, he finally got the qualification certificate he dreamed of. He had suffered a lot for this certificate, and now he finally got it.The LCD screen in the hall repeatedly said the precautions, and these Mai Ding had already memorized them by heart.

There are two kinds of higher creatures in this world, humans and corpses.There are two types of corpses, zombies that suck human blood and zombies that eat human flesh. Except for their habits, their appearance is no different from that of humans, so humans are also evolving. In order to deal with corpses, the country has set up special training institutions , In the past, this profession was called a Taoist priest, but now the name takes the international trendy route and is called DS.The biggest feature of corpses is that they can only be active at night, so when the sun sets, the city will sound an alarm, and people just need to stay at home to be fine, but there are still some bold people or DS members who were killed when they acted at night, so in the morning That kind of scene is no surprise.The difficulty of obtaining DS is similar to that of civil servants. Mai Ding has put in a lot of effort for this. He is a serious and honest young man who always wants to do something with his small strength.

Mai Ding took out the lottery ticket in his pocket: "I got the DS certificate today, maybe I will win the lottery ticket." At this time, a gust of wind came, and the unclamped lottery ticket flew in the air, blowing in front of a boy. The middle finger clamped the lottery ticket, then squeezed it into a ball and threw it to the ground.

"What are you doing! You have no quality!" Mai Ding ran over to pick up the ball of paper, and raised his head: "If this lottery ticket wins the jackpot, it cannot be refunded because of your fault, and you can't afford it." Why didn't he notice it until he finished speaking? As for his face, he may be able to afford to pay for his own bad words.Note: The author has described his appearance with too many words, so I won't repeat it.

When the boy was about to leave, Mai Ding held him back: "You can't do this. If you do something wrong, you have to apologize. This time you met a broad-minded person like me, so it's hard to say next time. As a person with good morals Young people, we must know the most basic manners."

"Is it okay to apologize if I did something wrong?"

"of course."

"Then..." The boy grabbed the lottery ticket in Mai Ding's hand, tore it up and said, "I'm sorry, I tore your lottery ticket." Mai Ding's eyes widened: "You, what's your name, wait for me to redeem it tonight. If you win the lottery, I will, I will..." He glanced at the ID card exposed in the boy's trousers pocket, and stretched his hand in. Because he didn't have the strength, he stretched too far in, and accidentally touched the boy's, and he Blushing, she grabbed the ID card and withdrew her hand: "You, why is your thing there."

"It's not there, does it grow on your head?"

Mai Ding glared at him again, looking at the identification: "An Ziyan, right? My name is Mai Ding. From today on, no, from now on, you will be on my blacklist!"