Master Zhili is too difficult to understand

After the story was told, Gong Zhu clasped his hands together: "Is there any way to send me to that world?"

"How about giving you hallucinogens and making you daydream." Cobb replied in a disconcerting manner, the public gave him a supercilious look, and Cobb looked at the time: "I said Zhang Luo, why do you tell the story every time?" Contained in two and a half chapters."

"Nonsense, why are the short stories so long? Then what should we do? I was only assigned to tell the story. Do I have the right to control so much?" It's here, or he won't be able to sit on his butt.When the car stopped, Zhang Luo opened the sliding door of the van, got out of the car first, and said to several people in the car: "Then you go back, goodbye."

"We've all arrived at your door, you want us to go back?!" Chu Haoyu's voice became loud.

"What, isn't the purpose of arranging everyone to take the car to tell the protagonist of the story 2? Otherwise, the protagonist of the story will be very crowded, and I will be used." Just after Zhang Luo finished speaking, Su Youyan kicked him away. He got out of the car, and the others got out of the car too. There was noise behind him, and he didn't notice Zhili. Cobb didn't notice him when he looked at the front seat: "Hey, have you seen Zhili?"

"Could it be teleported into that story?"

"Stop saying unrealistic things."

They even searched under the wheel, but they still couldn't find the branch manager, and they let the driver go after 10 minutes.A woman's voice shouted not far away: "Xiao Luoluo, why didn't you tell me that you were going home, and you brought a group of friends, and there was no food at home." Everyone followed the reputation, and the woman was full of jewels, like a rich woman in a movie. standard appearance.

"Mom, why are you out here?" Zhang Luo felt embarrassed when he heard the suffocated laughter next to him because of that nickname. He is usually very cool, and he is also very handsome and mysterious in the eyes of his friends.

"Come out to pick you up. Besides, Zhili has been sitting on the sofa for a while. I thought you hadn't come in. I thought something happened." It was just the first time I met Zhili. Jin seemed to have known each other since the previous life, Zhou Xin said politely, "Zhang Luo, please introduce me."

"Oh, this is my mother, also surnamed Zhang, you can just call her Aunt Zhang."

The woman's iron fist full of gold rings punched Zhang Luo's chest, Zhang Luo almost lost her breath, she laughed loudly: "Don't mind, this kid likes to joke with me, what Aunt Zhang, call me Aunt Zhang, it sounds nice Too much.” Actually, it didn’t sound much, so Cobb and the others had to accommodate their own wishes and shouted in unison: “Hello, Aunt Zhang.” A group of people were led to the house by Aunt Zhang. Yes, my father sells electrical appliances in a nearby store to pass the time, and the family can rely on the annual rent to eat and drink.

Finally, Cobb, who came in and was taking off his shoes at the door, saw that Zhili was sitting on the sofa, biting a biscuit in his mouth, and kept changing channels. Bian squeezed: "What is your mouth used for, won't you make a sound when you leave?"

"What do you think my mouth is for?" Zhili forced the other half of the biscuit bitten into Cobb's mouth. Cobb first glanced at Aunt Zhang who was busy cleaning the room, and then wiped the The biscuit crumbs dropped from his lips: "Can you see the occasion? Now is not the time to flirt!"

"Flirting?" Zhili paused for a second: "Oh, I'm flirting." What kind of reaction is this? Feed yourself cookies.

"Zhili, I don't think you can't eat anymore, so you give me something to eat." Hearing the hypothesis put forward by Cobb, Zhili paused for another second: "No."

"You tell such an obvious lie and treat me as a fool?"

Zhili paused again: "No."

"Pause again! If you pause again, I will beat you."

"Cobb, you come to my house to sit on the sofa and watch TV and eat biscuits? Come and help me find the video camera too. I don't know where I put it. And you, come and help me too." Zhang Luo came from his room Li poked his head out, and couldn't understand their behavior of standing by and watching.Chu Haoyu stuffed the biscuit into his mouth and clapped his hands: "We don't want to enter the room of a person who can not change his underwear for a month. Anyway, if you kill me, I won't go in. I have a cleanliness."

"There are many good things in my room." Zhang Luo winked.

"Let's have fun with the hypocritical disease like cleanliness." Chu Haoyu strode over, and Ying Xiujie also joined in the fun, as long as there was excitement, he wanted to join in.There was no surprise, Zhang Luo's room was as dirty as his own, underwear was thrown around, so was the little yellow book, and there was a smell that some boys' dormitories in sports schools had, Zhou Xinhe was left in the living room, and Cobb pinched Hold your nose: "Your room is like this, your mother doesn't care?"

"My room is a forbidden place, how can I let my parents in, it will be locked as long as I'm not around."

Zhili stepped on his underwear every step he took, as if he was playing a game where he would lose if he couldn't step on his underwear.Zhang Luo commanded everyone: "Xiu Jie, look for the place near the bed, Haoyu, you are in charge of the corner, Cobb, I will leave it to you at the desk, as for the public punishment, you can do whatever you want. I have checked the closet just now , don’t read it.” No one listened to him, they all flipped around with their feet.

"Where did you put it?" Cobb casually picked up a piece of clothing that looked fairly clean, wrapped his hands and opened the closet. There were no clothes in the closet, but rows of DVDs.Cobb took a closer look and was instantly filled with hatred. Zhang Luo saw Cobb opened the closet, hurriedly went to close it, and stood in front of the closet: "I've already looked for it here."

"You get out of the way."

"What's wrong?" Ying Xiujie asked.

"He has a lot of good things in his wardrobe." Cobb said through gritted teeth.

"He's talking nonsense, there are only clothes in it."

Ying Xiujie forcibly pushed Zhang Luo away and opened the closet door again. Chu Haoyu cursed and picked up the DVD with his name on it, which was marked: Chu Haoyu's Obscene Daily Life (for future threats).Not only Chu Haoyu, but also about Ying Xiujie, marked: Ying Xiujie naked sports various scene angles (available for sale).On the top of the public punishment is marked: heartbeat endless small subject big broadcast (available for sale).What Cobb is most concerned about is that other people only have 5 or 6 CDs at most. Why are there so many CDs with his own name on them, which are marked: Hungry Cobb's Sexual Life Series (1).I took an [A]V title, let’s not worry about it, and returned to the series, from (1) to (19)!He obviously removed the camera in Zhili's dormitory, and where did he install the camera.

"Hey."

Zhili's voice sounded behind them, he couldn't get through, because there was no underwear on the ground here, Cobb kicked his underwear over, Zhili stepped on the front of the closet, his expression turned cold.

Yes, that's it, kill Zhang Luo!

Zhili picked up the CD marked with the number (19), turned his head, and stared at Zhang Luo with his dark eyes: "Why?" His tone was cold, and Cobb clasped his hands and nodded repeatedly.

"Why didn't I get 19."

Cobb's head froze, what did he say? ! !