Master Zhili is too difficult to understand

The next day, a group of people got together. It was sad to say that he only made a few strange friends in college. He could ignore Zhang Luo who didn't need to be introduced, Ying Xiujie who was hot-blooded and single-celled, Zhou Xinhe who was timid and shy, and Chu who was perverted. Haoyu, Su Youyan, who was punished by the public, was a man of few words. For a long time, Cobb thought that only he and Su Youyan were considered normal people.

Everyone has no opinion on the betting, Chu Haoyu stared at the clock: "It will officially start at 12 o'clock, no more words of that kind are allowed, breasts and buttocks are forbidden, the standard must be set to the strictest, let others see Look at what a pure, positive story we have."

"How will the loser be punished?" Ying Xiujie asked enthusiastically.Su Youyan glanced at the book on the sofa: "Who tore up my book." Too bad, I thought it was Zhang Luo's book, but I didn't expect it to be Youyan's, so Cobb framed it calmly: " It was Yutai who tore it up yesterday and used it to make origami airplanes."

"Nonsense, Xiaoyan, you have to believe that I am innocent, I can provide an alibi, yesterday I was watching adult action movies with a group of companions, I am innocent!"

"Did you come here yesterday?"

"I was there for about 10 minutes, and the rest of the time I was watching adult action movies."

"No need to stress."

Su Youyan is definitely not a woman to be fooled by. She looked at Cobb and slowly curled her mouth: "I want to punish, it is very likely that more than one person will lose, for example, if Cobb and Chu Haoyu lose, When Cobb and Zhili do that kind of thing on the bed, they should pretend to call out Chu Haoyu’s name unintentionally.” Wait, Cobb needs to rationalize his thinking, what Su Youyan means is to call other men when he and Zhili go to bed name!I just want to play casually, but I don't intend to risk my life.

"You don't need to play it so big from the beginning. This is the cruelest punishment in history. Zhili will definitely feed the dog other than my butt." Cobb firmly disagreed, and the others also objected: " That's right, isn't it a dead end to be called by your name at that time? Cobb is lucky, at least he can keep a butt, and we, even our butts will be fed to the dogs."

"Staying a butt is called luck?"

"At least one form exists."

"What's the use of that thing? Can it summon a dragon?!"

Cobb was arguing with Zhang Luo, Chu Haoyu, and Ying Xiujie. Gongzhu and Zhou Xinhe had zero pressure. They rarely said such things. Su Youyan held his chin: "As long as you don't say it, you will be safe It’s over, if you can’t afford it, don’t play it in the future.” The others made up their minds to squeeze their hands tightly, and it was only 30 seconds before twelve o’clock, Chu Haoyu seized the time to say something heartily: “Boobs, ass, cunt… ’ Cobb banged his elbow against his throat, stopping him from continuing.

It's twelve o'clock, and they still need to stick to six and a half bars.As soon as Zhili, who always missed the time, arrived, everyone stared at him. Cobb asked a key question: "If Zhili speaks first, how will he be punished?"

"It's better to use Zhili as the benchmark. If he speaks before you, he will be exempted from punishment."

No one has any objection to the unfair treatment this time. It is very simple for Zhili to speak out first, so that everyone can be happy and relaxed, which is good for everyone. Cobb clicked his lips: "No matter how I think about it, this time The punishment can only be executed on the basis that I will lose, if I don't lose, I don't need to call other people's names."

Su Youyan glanced at Cobu, and Cobu understood that she planned to take revenge on herself for the book.

Chu Haoyu stood up, turned his back to Zhili, and pointed to his buttocks: "Zhili, look at what this is, tell me about it?" He was like a kindergarten teacher teaching children to read pictures and characters, Li looked at Chu Haoyu's buttocks: "It's your face." Cobb kicked it over: "Yes, Yutai, quickly put your face away."

Zhang Luo was not to be outdone: "Zhili, let's go to see the film at the top of B, C, and D together, how about it, you know what it is, what is B, C, and D, I forgot what the letter is called caught."

"A."

"Yes, what's the matter with A?"

"A, B, C, D." Is Zhili really such a dull person?

"The upper body of a person bulges out, what is it?" Ying Xiujie also joined the game of 'I'll make gestures and you guess'.

"Tumor."

"No, two protruding things!" Ying Xiujie anxiously traced the shape with his hands, waiting for Zhili's answer.

"Two tumors."

"wrong!!!"

Cobb couldn't stand it anymore: "What are you all teaching Zhili, I'm ashamed of you, Zhili, let's do some things that students should do, read books or something." He was just about to leave , was stopped by Zhang Luo, and Zhang Luo took out the recording pen and handed it over: "Everything is unsubstantiated, and evidence must be left. Each of us will wear it, so that no one will know what he said. Don't try to press pause Or delete the segment, and I'll find out."

"That's fine, I don't trust you anyway." Cobb took the recorder.

The two walked out of their club's stronghold, and Cobb stretched his waist. If the situation allowed, he would not move at all. People who have no passion and no goal of struggle almost have a common characteristic, which is laziness.

"Do you remember what I told you yesterday?"

"what's up?"

"It's nothing, it's best not to remember. You're not at all curious about Zhang Luo's strange behavior just now?"

"Why should I be curious about the actions of idiots?"

"That's right." Cobb glanced at Zhili, pretending to kick a pebble unintentionally: "There are classes in the afternoon, and there is one hour left for lunch break. Let's go to the dormitory." Zhili agreed without objecting.

"Are you not at all curious about my proposal?"

"Why should I be curious about the mentally retarded proposal."

In his heart, Cobb is better than facing the words 'idiot' or 'retarded', and now he can only endure it.As soon as he entered the dormitory, Cobb closed the dormitory door and started to unbutton his clothes. Yes, this was Cobb’s plan. According to his understanding of Zhili, Zhili would say some shameless words on the bed. This rubbish and inefficient behavior, Cobb adopted the most direct method that only he could use, Zhili stood one meter away from him and folded his arms to watch Cobb's move.

"You take care of my current mood, can you stop looking at me all the time."

"It's not your mood that you need me to take care of now." Zhili stepped forward and hugged Cobb, the hand on his waist made him itchy: "Don't touch it there."

"Five and ten minutes."

"Other things, you can also say something."

"I'm not in the mood to talk."

Clothes fell from the edge of the bed one by one on the floor, from Cliffs, from Cobb, different colors, different scents of washing powder.Five or ten minutes later, Zhili began to get dressed.Yes, there is no trace of making up the word count at all. What happened in five or 10 minutes, because the betting started, the rules are too strict, and I don’t want to take the risk of being called by my name on the bed by Cobb. If Cobb is doing that The private thing is called Angelina, I think the scene will become very strange.

Due to the presence of a recording pen, it is normal for Cobb to resist not making a sound, but it is too abnormal for Zhili not to say anything from the beginning to the end. Why this time, he did not say a word, just like this It ended silently and violently.

Cobb put on his clothes rather angrily: "Why didn't you speak."

Zhi Li thought about it: "Maybe I only want to talk at night or tomorrow, so you can try it every day."

"I sound like you're doing something like this."

"What did you do on purpose?" Zhili showed a natural puzzled expression again. Cobb couldn't bear this expression, which made him unable to distinguish the truth from the lie, and made him unable to understand Zhili's thoughts.The original bet with Chu Haoyu was to walk down the sunny, youthful and pure route, but the result seemed to have changed, becoming less and less pure, people like myself, like them, were indeed not suitable for a sunny life at all.

"I'm going to be late." Cobb held the coat, just opened the bedroom door, and then returned: "The buttons are buttoned wrong."

"where?"

"Where is it, of course it's your clothes."

Zhili put on his coat indifferently. Cobb moved the corner of his mouth and reached out to re-button the two wrong buttons on his clothes. Zhili looked at Cobb's fingers and said, "Do you have a hobby of buttoning other people's buttons?"

"not at all!"

"Then what are your hands doing?"

"Who knows what it's doing, it's not obedient at all." Cobb grabbed Zhizhi's collar and pressed his lips to the button. Maybe he thought of Zhili who tore off his button on the day he graduated from high school, or maybe he thought of being disobedient in junior high school. Li said the very rustic clothes: "Now I feel that you are trying to tease my feelings on purpose."

Zhili bowed his head slightly, and the voice was right next to Cobb's ear: "Well, this time it was on purpose."