Master Zhili is too difficult to understand

After a song was played on the radio in the car, a boy's voice appeared, which Cobb seemed to have heard somewhere.

"Hi everyone, welcome to this program. I am the host Xia Qi. Now it's time to clear up misunderstandings and answer questions. First of all, the one named Ann doesn't hate your nasty words, it's just a literal meaning. Nasty, but in the past two years, after you have been brainwashing her with your frivolous love and love, she has gotten used to it. Here, Xia Qi reminds you to stay away from cult organizations. Authors with a lot of flaws in their personality should be treated rationally She, it is said that Nan Ai 2 and 3, she and An Ziyan have played tricks on Mai Ding and you more than once, if it was me, I would spit on her."

"Then it's time for answers. The head teacher and Ke Qin are just classmates in the cram school. There are all ages of cram school students, and they are not the same age. According to my inference, it is the one named Ann. Forget that these two don't appear often. The relationship between the characters is set, so...someone just informed me that I was fired, and I still have no right to freedom of speech! I will not surrender to evil forces!"

"This article can't be absolutely said to be the last one, but it should be the last of these two years, so there are no restrictions, no rules, it will be like a hodgepodge, you won't know who will appear in the next second, just treat it as That capricious nonsense called An, thank you for listening this time, I am Xia Qi, and I am going to find a new job."

Cobb cursed: "Where did this come from a radio show!!"

"What are you talking about?" asked the driving instructor.

"You didn't hear it?" Cobb turned his head and asked Zhili next to him. Zhili's expression answered him, and Cobb stared in horror: "Is this a ghost story?"

After returning to school, Cobb had no time to feel other things besides the dull pain in his buttocks. The class teacher’s punishment for not winning the championship in the last sports began to be implemented, and it was so inhumane that he brought it to high school. student summer homework.Cobb had forgotten how painful high school was during his leisure time in college. He flipped through the exercises of advanced mathematics, and the formulas inside were dazzling. He didn't know how useful these things were in real life.

"Ah, crazy." Cobb bit the pencil out of his teeth, secretly glanced at the branch of the question, moved over quietly, glanced at the answer to a question, and quickly copied it down.Suddenly a book lay between the two of them: "If you want to copy homework, you have to pay." Su Youyan said.

"Not so much."

"The association's public funds are running low."

"That can't blackmail me! Who told you to buy things indiscriminately."

"Traveling for the winter break, now you all have to start making money."

"I don't want to travel."

"If you don't go, how can Zhili vent the pressure on his body and have a good New Year." She really could say such insane words without changing her face, Cobb gritted his teeth lightly: "Let him vent with his hands."

"His hands can't do rough work. If you have any comments on my words, please bring them up." Su Youyan said and wanted to take out the black and red notebook, and Cobb quickly pressed her hand: "I have no comments at all, please take the notebook back." The last thing he wants to see is this book, which records the number of times each of them made mistakes, and as long as the points are full, they will be severely repaired.

Ying Xiujie held up the dumbbells: "What do you guys do, your body is the capital!"

Chu Haoyu and Gongzhu were only focused on writing and drawing. Cobb gave Ying Xiujie a supercilious look: "I'm unlucky to be in the second class. You won't hurt your back when you stand and talk." He wanted to peek at Gongzhu and them while talking Who knows that one of them drew a chest on the exercise, and the other drew a man.

"You all finish my homework carefully." Cobb didn't suddenly become noble, he just wanted to copy after they finished: "Look at Zhili, how serious he is." He grabbed the notebook in front of Zhili and showed it to him The two of them read it, and peeked at a few more questions for free, but the more Cobb watched, the more puzzled he was, no matter how many questions he did, he would not get that number.

"Zhili, did you miscalculate this question?"

"What is it?" Zhili was puzzled by Cobb's words. Cobb understood the truth and threw it back: "This is a math problem set, not for you to fill in the numbers you like!"

"The head teacher said that she assigns homework to understand the students."

"That's just her polite words, and what she said should mean understanding the students' learning outcomes, not understanding you as a person, and changing your bad habit of only understanding the literal meaning of the words." Cobb erased the words he had just copied. He suddenly raised his head and said, "Give me your Chinese homework." As soon as Zhili took it out, Cobb snatched it away. He quickly turned to the page of the composition, and his blood surged upwards.

Title: What I Don't Understand

: Spring is here, the grass is slowly greening the earth, tender green buds are growing on the willow branches, the flowers are rushing to open, and the birds are flying freely in the air.I happily came to the park to sketch. Spring is so beautiful, but I am not in the mood to observe spring. There are still many things I don’t understand.

I don't understand why Cobb's voice is so quiet in bed.

I don't understand why Cobb disguises himself as a bear in winter.

I don't understand why Cobb became an imbecile.

I don't understand why Cobb doesn't like the pose from behind.

I don't understand......

Will Eunuch Sun tell me these questions?

After reading it, Cobb threw it back: "Are you writing a composition for primary school students?!" As soon as he finished speaking, he caught sight of the book Su Youyan was reading today. The title of the book was: "The Collection of Composition for Primary School Students"

"You really borrowed from elementary school students' composition, can't you at least find a junior high school student's composition?"

"Too many words." Zhili replied so naturally.

"It's not spring anymore."

Zhili picked up the pen and changed the word 'spring' on it to 'winter'. Cobb leaned over and said, "I won't let you hand in your homework, otherwise I won't be able to be a man in front of the class teacher." He I stuffed the book into my clothes, hid in the corner, and tore off that page.After Chu Haoyu painted his work, he took out the money and handed it to Su Youyan: "My part of the fee, look, you always say that my high-definition action movies are useless, but it turns out that you are all wrong. I can rent out other than satisfying myself. Make money for fellow enthusiasts.”

"I'll make supper and sell it in the dormitory, Xiaoyan, I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to wait."

Ying Xiujie, who had just been defrauded by the phone not long ago, was in short supply. He bought too many fanbooks and couldn’t afford the money for a while. Cobb tore off the paper and put it in his bag and returned to his original place, cheekily pretending to listen. Without their conversation, he would rather spend the winter vacation in a quiet place.

"Your money."

"No money, poor."

"Then change the money. There are many such plots in BL. You should discuss it with Mr. Zhili, and at least settle the last few accounts." He stretched out his hand to him: "Pay the bill for these five times."

"It's me, it's not you, don't get it wrong!!!"

What is his infuriating ability to understand.

At night, Zhili, who had just finished his evening self-study, returned to the dormitory alone, and saw the crumpled paper on the bed at a glance. He picked it up and added Cobb's handwriting next to his own.

I don't understand why Cobb's voice is so quiet in bed. (Because Cobb made it too loudly, lest you think you hurt Cobb.)

I don't understand why Cobb disguises himself as a bear in winter. (Because Cobb is afraid of the cold and wears a lot.)

I don't understand why Cobb became an imbecile. (Because there is a branch, Cobb doesn't have to think about things.)

I don't understand why Cobb doesn't like the pose from behind. (Because Cobb wants to look directly at Zhiri.)

I don't understand......

(I don’t know if Mr. Zhili doesn’t understand the question. Can Cobb explain it clearly to you? Today I will be your father-in-law.)

There were changes that could only be observed under a microscope on his always numb face. Zhili grabbed the pen, bit off the cap, and drew out the words 'Elder Sun'.Then he got up and walked to Cobb's bedroom, only knocked on the door, and Cobb came to open the door. Before he could react, the paper was pasted on his forehead.

"I have a bad memory. I said I hate the sun. Don't compare yourself to something I hate." He turned around after saying this, and Cobb didn't move like a zombie with a spell on his forehead, only his mouth On the move: "Then you said I should compare myself to something."

"Well, it's fine to compare it to Cobb, that's what I like."

You beat my heart so recklessly, are you really not afraid of the consequences?