Master Zhili is too difficult to understand

The results of the sports meeting were announced, and Cobb won No.3 in his class, a ranking that is useless. If he does not wait for others, if he does not pull himself to run together, he is very likely to get No.1 , but Cobb didn't feel sorry, a little bonus and seven days were too cheap compared to paying him, but Dora disappeared so peacefully, which made Cobb full of doubts.Cobb tapped his head suddenly: "That's not what you should be thinking about now! You've gotten to the 10th bar, haven't you!" He couldn't care about anything else, and opened the bathroom. He pointed to Zhili's lower body that was blurred by the heat: "What is that, say that noun!"

"leg."

"No, it's that one."

"abdomen."

"Look carefully at the direction I'm pointing at."

"You only need to point closer to me to see clearly."

Cobb closed the door with a slam. This time is already at the limit. It is very difficult to calm down and watch Zhili take a bath. He is walking back and forth in the dormitory. Everyone is very vigilant at this time. It's hard for them to say it, but Zhili shouldn't be such an ignorant and ignorant person. Could it be that he has already noticed it, no, according to his personality, it is impossible for him to let himself call other people's names on the bed.He kicked the foot of the bed, he hadn't been so irritable for a long time, while Zhili was taking a bath, he went to Ying Xiujie to find a way, he came to Ying Xiujie's dormitory with this thought in mind, Ying Xiujie was packing up, he put a few things away Put all the clothes and daily necessities on the quilt, wrap the bag with the quilt and lift it up.

"What are you doing?"

"I plan to suspend school, leave here to live in a distant place for a while, goodbye."

"Don't make it so exaggerated."

"Is this an exaggeration? If I can call a branch, will I still hide? I have already checked on the Internet, and there are still many places to learn Kung Fu in China. I want to..." Cobb covered his mouth: " Stop talking nonsense, it will make this chapter end faster!"

"Early death and late death are death, I am not afraid, I am a man of seven feet, goodbye."

"I'm not afraid of what you're running away from!" Cobb sent a text message to Ying Xiujie on his mobile phone: [I still have a trick]

Ying Xiujie, who had already reached the door, stopped and replied to the message: [What's the trick, can you escape Xiaoyan's eyes by fooling around? ]

[When Zhili and I have that kind of behavior, I will notify you in advance, and then you call me at that time, of course I will turn the phone to silent, and then I look at the phone and say: 'Ah, ah, Ying Xiujie . In this way, the recorder will not be able to detect it, and Zhili will only think that I am saying the name of the caller.Even laws that have been amended by countless people over countless years will have loopholes. Will there be no loopholes in the punishment for betting this time?I was on the bed, and when I was doing that kind of thing with Zhili, I even called my name, and everything was correct. ]

[Okay, you are worthy of being trained by the branch for seven years, you are so flexible. ]

[I'm not his pet! ]

Ying Xiujie is relieved, but Cobb can't be relieved. He can't underestimate Su Youyan. Who knows what tricks she will make, so let's take one step at a time.Back in the dormitory, Zhili had already taken a shower, water dripped from his hair and wet his clothes.

"You never dry your hair well." Zhili's way of life is still alive today like a miracle, he never locks the door, crosses the road and doesn't look at the car to survive by his terrible intuition.Cobb put a towel on his head: "You are not a child anymore, wipe it yourself."

"Don't wipe it, you can do it yourself."

"This kind of weather is the easiest to catch a cold, and you will know when you are sick."

"Then I want to know how powerful it is." Zhili said innocently, he was not joking, it is contradictory and special for him to have the simplest thoughts.Helpless, Cobb reached out and wiped Zhili's hair: "Your character is too foul, aren't you forcing others to take care of you?"

"Meddle in your own business and blame me."

"It's rare for me to be kind, but you call me meddling in my own business." Cobb couldn't hear what he said, and he went on to say, "I'm not scaring you. A cold is terrible. As long as you have a cold, you will have a cold." The female ghost blocked the patient's nose with her fingers, making the patient's nose blocked and unable to breathe. Not only that, the female ghost also stuffed her feet into the patient's throat, making the patient unable to speak." Cobb deceived the crowd and taught Zhili a lesson. Anyway, Lan Yin had instilled a lot of strange ideas in Zhili since he was a child, so it wouldn't be a serious matter to indoctrinate him indiscriminately.

"You think I don't even understand a cold?"

"Sorry, I really thought you didn't understand."

"You want to compare your final grades with me?"

"No comparison, I admit that your grades are better than mine, but apart from kindergartens, even elementary school textbooks rarely teach people the common sense of life. I won't comment on the kindergarten you went to. Take a look inside What kind of students are taught."

"What kind of students are you teaching?"

"Why did the client ask me, if you want to know, look in the mirror!"

"Say something inexplicable."

"Okay, okay, I don't know why, so let me ask you, what should you do when you catch a cold?"

You should know about taking medicine or seeing a doctor. Cobb waited for Zhili to answer. Zhili thought about it, and suddenly his expression seemed to think of the answer: "Go to the place with the most people and infect others."

"You must not become a zombie! The world will fall in an instant!" Cobb raised his hands slightly, and covered Zhili's face with a towel. Cobb likes this contradictory and special character so much. If a heroine or heroine with a pure and kind heart appears in the comics, Cobb will only give them a kick. He does not believe that there are absolute saints in the world. Saints Either they pretended to be themselves or were made by others.

"Zombies are people who bite their necks with thick foundation."

"Don't pretend to understand. You're talking about vampires. Zombies can bite anywhere. I can download movies for you. Take a good look."

It's the end of the 10 sections. I can't believe that I'm talking about these unnutritious words with Zhili. I can't escape the punishment. Let's live in peace now.

"But the zombies pounce on the chest and the jj, that would look a lot like [A] piece."

"In general movies, there are no zombies that deliberately choose these two places to bite, especially the back part, you." Cobb's voice stopped, and he stared closely at Zhili's unchanged face. It turned out that he knew Otherwise, why would you say it in this position, and worry yourself for so long, but you can't get angry.

Well, why do you like Zhili? It's because he's hopelessly bad, and it's even more impossible to get angry because of this.