Sheep become sperm

, "I will definitely say it, but to be honest, I also have a headache. I have to find a way to let them accept it. It's a bit difficult now. At that time, my uncle...my mother was going crazy."

Cheng Qin sighed deeply.

Chu Yang went on to say: "My grandpa was quite calm, he just smoked for a night and then let my uncle go away. In fact, I feel that my grandpa was not surprised at that time, nor did he think that uncle was a different kind, even I can see and understand."

Cheng Qin asked Chu Yang to lie down in his arms, and massaged his temples, "Is your grandfather more enlightened?"

"Well, I think so," Chu Yang stroked the back of Cheng Qin's hand, "I'll tell him when I pass my 20th birthday."

Cheng Qin paused, "By the way, when is your birthday?"

Chu Yang: "..."

Cheng Qin touched his nose in embarrassment, "I'm sorry, tell me again, I will remember."

Chu Yang curled his lips, "Uncle Cheng is too much. I knew everything without asking you, even your lunar and solar calendars. You still have the nerve to ask me? You like me so carelessly. Have you done your homework yet?"

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, you're not cute anymore," Cheng Qin pinched Chu Yang's face, and said with a smile, "I'll prepare a big gift for you."

Chu Yang threw Cheng Qin down and bit Cheng Qin's mouth as a punishment, "I don't want any big presents either, just strip yourself naked and pack it up for me."

Cheng Qin: "One shot until dawn?"

Chu Yang laughed loudly, "I think it will work!"

Cheng Qin pinched Chu Yang's itchy flesh, "Go away, I'm not afraid of your brother's bald skin!"

"April nineteenth," Chu Yang peeled off Cheng Qin's bathrobe, and lit fire everywhere with his fingers, "My birthday is April nineteenth."

"419? It's easy to remember!" Cheng Qin turned over and pushed the person under him, "Son, your birthday is really easy to remember."

Chu Yang: "You must be fucking 419 often!"

Cheng Qin kissed Chu Yang, "By the way, your birthday happens to be the FOFO author conference, and the day you signed the contract is also a very good gift for you."

Chu Yang pushed Cheng Qin down until he took out something to hold Cheng Qin's mouth, "Stop changing the subject...um..."

Chu Yang took a long breath, "FOFO chose this day...it's really indescribable..."

Cheng Qin answered, "Evil!"

Chu Yang said: "Teacher Li said...ah...comfortable..."

"what did he say?"

Chu Yang took a pillow and put his hands into Cheng Qin's soft hair, "He said that there will be a reception on the cruise ship tonight, and it will probably be...um...it's crazy, let me...ah...ah..."

Cheng Qin threw away his bathrobe, moved his naked body onto Chu Yang's body, and helped Chu Er sit down slowly, "Wu Zheng has always been an unscrupulous person, that guy is very good at playing...ah, slow down, don't push it up first, it's not lubricated , it hurts...what did Li Ansen ask you to do?"

Cheng Qin raised his neck, breathed out, supported Chu Yang's chest, and moved from fast to slow.

Chu Yang sat up and hugged Cheng Qin, "Li Ansen told me to take care of you!"

"Fuck him," Cheng Qin said, sweating on his back, "Is my father so casual? He's sick enough of himself, and he still misses me... ah..."

Chu Yang increased his horsepower in the posture of Guanyin sitting on a lotus, and the words behind him were smashed into pieces, "You will not have the opportunity to be casual in the future!"

The night is getting dark, and a newlywed couple is living next door on their honeymoon. The man is a bit depressed, and the gay man on the other side of the wall is screaming too loudly. , the oil leaked, and the wonderful first night gave the daughter-in-law the impression of "The Flash".

The incident on Weibo continued to ferment. Li Ansen believed that clarification was definitely necessary. It would be best if the FOFO website and Zheye Studio jointly issued a statement.

But Wu Zheng seemed to be a little more rascal, just let him talk for a few days, and sometimes he cried.

Li Ansen wanted to go through official channels, and Wu Zheng's posture seemed to be more relieved and slapped, but he didn't communicate with Li Ansen and Cheng Qin about how to operate it. It is to stand still and be anxious to death.

No one knew what kind of medicine he bought in the gourd, but he looked very reliable.

On the contrary, Chu Yang became the calmest person. The update on Wednesday was unshakable, and the plot began to heat up. Old fans were stabilized, and new fans were added. , Messages and comments are rising steadily.

His pseudonym did not apply to Weibo, and Haohao Tangtang's comments were all transferred to Cheng Qin's Weibo.

There were a lot of trolls at the beginning, but Cheng Qin’s Weibo was updated as usual, and he didn’t gossip. The update time was the same as Chu Yang’s. #求首夫妈见# continues to be a hot topic, and the following little angels They defended their own masters, and gradually more people discussed the plot, drowning out those who maliciously fought.

Chu Yang's "Falling the Demon" was on the FOFO list of non-contracted painters heroes, and the data is close to that of aloe vera gel. Many readers compare the points of the two works with technical control. It is expected that after signing the contract, "Falling the demon" will definitely surpass aloe vera gel "Heroes of the End Times", maybe the most popular author at the end of the year will have to rewrite and make history.

The more noisy the Internet is, the more comfortable the life will be, and the peaceful state of mind will bring out a certain clown on the Internet who is desperate.

Chu Yang was nervous about his studies this semester, and the two of them didn't spend much time together after school started. Of course, they needed a proper distance to create beauty, and then they got together at night.

Cheng Qin, who was on the order, went back to his nest to water the green radishes, cleaned up the room, and prepared to celebrate his birthday here tonight.

Cheng Qin evacuated all the Jun porcelain from the study, put them in a big box, and placed many emoji dolls in the Duobao Pavilion. Later, he found that Jinsi Nanmu was too stupid to put dolls, so he found a furniture recycler and put them in the Duobao Pavilion. Duobao Pavilion was sold, and the price was very "jumping off the building". The elder brother who moved the furniture was sneaky, afraid that Cheng Qin, who was squeezed by the door, would suddenly wake up and not sell it.

After tidying up the study, Cheng Qin cleaned the whole room again, and made himself a big man. When he was taking a shower, he still thought, what will the brat give him?

Chu Yang said, don't be angry.

Cheng Qin touched his chin, could it be a sex/interest thing?

It's too late for him to be happy, how could he be angry?

Cheng Qin shook his head, such unscrupulous things were not Chu Yang's style.

After taking a bath, Cheng Qin went to the study room, staring at Yishui's exotic costumes in a daze, wondering which one would be suitable to play tonight?

Just as he was thinking, Chu Yang called and asked him what he would like to eat tonight?

Cheng Qin was very bold today, saying that it was time for him to show his skills, so let him leave it alone.

Chu Yang just smiled and said nothing.

Cheng Qin said, you are satisfied.

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Qin was going to the Philippine market to buy clothes for the head chef and apprentice...

When he happily bought a simple steak, fresh vegetables, and came in with a brand-new chef uniform, he found a pair of custom-made leather shoes in the entrance.

By the way, that man has the key to his house.

The author has something to say: no abuse, no abuse!real

☆, puncture

Cheng Qin put the ingredients and clothes on the shoe rack, kicked Wen Wenze's leather shoes upright, stood still for a few seconds, and put the removed shoes side by side on the shoe rack.

Cheng Qin was thinking about Wen Wenze's purpose.

At that time, winter had just entered, the temperature dropped sharply, and there was no heating. Cheng Qin was prone to getting sick if he didn't rest well.

Wen Wenze was not popular at that time, and there were few notices. When he came back to cook, he was afraid that Cheng Qin would open the door and catch a cold, so he made a key himself. Cheng Qin knew about this. I will return it soon, I didn't expect to keep it until now.

Cheng Qin slowly pushed open the door of the study, and a strong smell of alcohol came over his face.

Wen Wenze was lying on his back on the cloth bag sofa, with one leg bent, one leg stretched straight, one arm drooping casually, and one hand holding the bunch of oleanders. If it weren't for his heaving chest, it would be easy to suspect that this It's a wax figure.

Cheng Qin frowned slightly, it was really unpleasant that the place where the painter worked was smelled of alcohol.

Cheng Qin leaned against the wall, crossed his arms, "You came here by yourself? Where's my brother?"

Wen Wenze's slender fingers twisted the flower stalk, and turned his eyes to Cheng Qin, "Can I do it myself?"

Cheng Qin said nothing, and raised his hand to look at his watch.

"What's the matter?" Wen Wenze had a panoramic view, moved his body slightly to make himself sit more comfortably, "Want to go out?"

"Wait someone."

Wen Wenze thought for a while, "Come to your house?"

"Correct."

"...It's not convenient for me to be here?"

"Correct."

Wen Wenze flicked the bunch of oleanders into the box, sat up slowly, and stared at his socks.

Cheng Qin opened his mouth, as if wanting to take in more air. Originally, he wanted to be with this person for a lifetime, but now he really didn't want to stay for a second.

He looked at his watch again, the hour hand pointed to a quarter past five, and Chu Yang got out of class at six o'clock. Given his urinating nature, he probably had already skipped class and rushed home on the road. It would be really bloody to see such a scene .

Wen Wenze got up, because he drank a little too much, he stood up a little shaky, and was about to smash the box of Junci.

Cheng Qin hurriedly stepped forward to help, scolding his mother in his heart.

"Where's my brother?" Cheng Qin threw him on the sofa, took out his mobile phone and called Cheng Tian, ​​"I'll ask him to pick you up."

"Today is your birthday."

Cheng Qinhuo came up immediately, smashed the phone angrily, "What the hell are you trying to do!"

Wen Wenze didn't expect Cheng Qin to get angry, he stared blankly at him, then suddenly thought of something, and said with a smile: "You are angry, does it mean that you still like..."

"It's useless to talk less," Cheng Qin picked up the phone, it doesn't matter if it's broken, the main reason is that the photo with Chu Yang in it hasn't been backed up yet, "You guys are actors, put on more face masks when you have nothing to do, and don't slap your face less Put gold on it."

"……Oh."

Cheng Qin gave a "tsk", thinking that he had a brain twitch, and smashed the words on the carpet to make sense, why is it so small, he has to hit the wall, and now the screen saver is like a spider web.

"You have never lost your temper with me," Wen Wenze said with sadness in his eyes, "...you are always kind."

So, I've heard of people picking up money, but I've never heard of people picking up scolding. When I'm friendly, I think it's easy to say anything. I think everyone else is a fool, and I just wait in place after a few words, and my neck is stretched. Everyone thinks it is a warm baby, but they don't know that people are cheap. After walking a few miles in high heels, they still find flat shoes comfortable.

Why did you go early?

Cheng Qin said: "No, you didn't come in vain today, did you take a long pose?"

Wen Wenze smiled, and pointed to the pile of Jun porcelain, "Are you going to throw it away?"

"Do you think there are brains everywhere?" Cheng Qin said, "That pile of things is also very valuable."

"Then you are going to sell?"

Cheng Qin was silent for a few seconds, "I haven't thought about it."

Wen Wenze pinched the bridge of his nose, "It's over today, I can't get out of the show...I thought it was your birthday, so I sneaked out...to see you."

Cheng Qin leaned against the wall, lit a cigarette, and let Wen Wenze talk to himself, thinking about how to get this person away.

"Why don't you ask me why I always give you Junci?"

Wen Wenze lay back on the sofa again, and that posture clearly regarded Cheng Qin as a bosom sister. Cheng Qin understood in his heart. He thought that Wen Wenze was a complete past, and the past was gone. At least the crystal ball was a little flawed. But the memories are still beautiful, but the way it is now, don't mention how boring it is, those flaws are also infinitely magnified, making people have the urge to break.

"You have money." Cheng Qin said casually.

Wen Wenze smiled wryly at Cheng Qin's answer, and after a long silence, he said, "I'm afraid I'll give you something else, and you won't accept it."

Cheng Qin's mouth curled up in his heart, and he felt relieved. I dared to accept it at that time, but would you dare to give it away?

"Think about what you gave Cheng Tian today," he scratched his hair irritably, and extinguished the cigarette butt, "you go, don't say anything, it's meaningless to remember the past, if my heart is still on you, you It’s okay to talk about it, I already have this attitude, what are you talking about? Playing the piano to a cow is not because the cow is stupid, but the person who plays the piano is stupid. He knows that the cow can’t understand, but he can still play vigorously. Is it interesting?”

Wen Wenze's face changed, and his expression was sad, "...are you waiting for your lover?"

Cheng Qin bared his teeth, "You finally said the right thing. Now that you know, I won't keep you."

Wen Wenze stared at Cheng Qin for half the salary, and when Cheng Qin was about to give him to Madame Tussauds, he sighed deeply, "Help me up, I really should go."

Cheng Qin came over and held Wen Wenze's shoulder, pulling him up, "Let me call my brother, you drink so much..."

Wen Wenze hugged Cheng Qin.

The following words were all shaken back.

"Cheng Qin, the person I like is you."

"...Then why later..."

"Later... Cheng Tian helped me a lot..."

"Then you became popular!"

Wen Wenze remained silent, typically piercing his heart.

Cheng Qin said: "You'd better let me go, I don't want my boyfriend to smell other people's body."

"Xiaoqin, I recognized the wrong person that night." Wen Wenze's voice trembled a little, and his hands became stronger, "Can you forgive me? Can you... be with me?"

Cheng Qin's heart almost skipped a beat, and then angrily pushed the person away, pointed at the door, suppressed his anger, and said in a low voice, "Let's go."

Wen Wenze lowered his head, "Happy birthday."

"you go!"

Cheng Tian and Cheng Qin are the same size, because of the relationship between twins, Cheng's mother has two sets of food and clothing, and is impartial. The schoolbag is blue, and the other one will never be black. If you get used to it, you will never pay for the order. As you grow up, Cheng Tian will think of Cheng Qin when shopping, and Cheng Qin will think of Cheng Tian when shopping.

Until he met Wen Wenze after returning to China, he would recognize Cheng Tian as Cheng Qin at first, and would call Cheng Tian when he saw Cheng Qin, and later, no matter who he was, he would call Cheng Tian.

Cheng Qin understood at that time that some habits had to be changed slowly. Apart from the same appearance, the twins' lives had already been divided into two different trajectories.

After Wen Wenze threw a depth charge in Cheng Qin's ear, he walked away lightly.

After vaguely hearing the door closing, Cheng Qin came back to his senses.

That night, Wen Wenze regarded Cheng Tian as him.

Was he done by Cheng Tian, ​​or did Cheng Tian do it?

If not, why do you have to say night?

When people are gone, they still have to leave a "seed" to let people have their own brains, which is too dirty.

Cheng Qin is lazy, and he usually doesn't lose his temper unless he has to. If he can lose his temper, his mouth will instantly kill him, but now he is so angry that he can't say a word, and his hands are shaking.

You Qi caught a glimpse of the box of Jun porcelain, it was indescribably dazzling, and it didn't matter whether it was worth it or not, it was smashed as soon as it was picked up.

The fine Jun porcelain was in a hurry, and it was all turned into a pile of waste.

When Cheng Qin first came back to China, Wen Wenze's career hadn't improved. Holding Cheng Qin in his arms and acting like a baby didn't look like someone who was thirty years away. He said, I have nothing but you as a friend.

After Cheng Qin smashed the last one, he didn't care about the open wound, and rubbed his face vigorously, "Damn, don't say you have nothing, you are not fucking sick!"

After finishing speaking, Cheng Qin sat down on the ground, crossed his legs, and lit his cigarette tremblingly. After several times of lighting, he finally lit up.

After smoking, Cheng Qin's eyes became sore.

Is there such a thing as a deliberate attempt to disgust people?

I once leaned forward with my warm heart, but I fell a dog.

Want to live a great life, wholesale the heart of the Holy Mother of the World, and hold a heart that he can get it if he lives well.

Well now, people said that he admitted the wrong person that night.

got the wrong person.

It's not because I still like this person, it's not because I still have thoughts about this person.

uncomfortable.

Just uncomfortable.

Hypocritical for a long time, wasting so much time.

not worth.

How much I liked at the beginning, how easy it is to let go now.

Lovers can make do, and they are desperate for their careers. What else can I say besides being convinced? !

Cheng Qin decided to see an ophthalmologist tomorrow.

When Chu Yang came in, he was almost scared to death.

He looked at the whole room in pieces, and hugged Cheng Qin through the pieces, "What's wrong?"

Cheng Qin patted him, "It's okay, I'm angry."

Chu Yang ran out, took the medicine box from the drawer, and ran back like a gust of wind.

"Scared me to death," Chu Yang took out iodophor to treat the wound on Cheng Qin's hand, "Haven't you ever done this before? What happened?"

Cheng Qin "hissed" for a while, threw the bottle for a while, and rubbed medicine on the injured crematorium.

"Tell you something."

"Go ahead."

Cheng Qin: "It's settled, don't get angry."

Chu Yang paused, and looked at the broken porcelain around him, "There's nothing to smash if I get angry."

Cheng Qin curled his lips, feeling at ease with this child.

"Didn't you ask A Zhe?" Cheng Qin touched his nose, "Actually, it's not A Zhe, but A Ze, Wen Wenze, the person I had a crush on before, named Wen Wenze."

The author has something to say: According to the routine, when Wen Wenze hugged Cheng Qin, Chu Yang should just walk in.Does anyone think so?

Hahahaha, I also wanted to write like this at first, but well, Cheng Qin has memorized enough, it would be bad if he was misunderstood again.

But there is really a bucket of dog blood in the back, I don't know if the master can guess it?

Ask the chef at the entrance to serve the dark side of my heart~~

☆, love words

Cheng Qin's mobile phone was reimbursed, and Cheng Shuang couldn't get through the phone, so he had no choice but to call the landline at home.

After Cheng Qin finished speaking, he felt relieved, but seeing Chu Yang's indigestion for a long time, Cheng Qin was not sure, and his scalp was sweating nervously. At this time, the fixed phone rang, and Cheng Qin stood up silently to answer the phone.

He felt that he had to give people some time and space to think about this matter carefully.

After Cheng Shuang complained about why Cheng Qin didn't answer the phone, he wished him a happy birthday. Before the siblings could finish talking, Cheng's mother snatched the phone.

Cheng Tian belongs to the entertainment industry, and never stays at home. Cheng Qin belongs to the two-dimensional people. He is busy with work, so it is understandable. On his birthday, apart from making longevity noodles at home to feed Cheng Shuang, Cheng's mother is already used to the two sons not coming back. There is a birthday party in the old house, and young people have a wider network of contacts. At most, they just make a phone call and say don't forget to eat a bowl of noodles, and go home often.

Today, there are a lot of conversations. Dad Cheng’s family friend, the old Wang’s family, came back from the northeast. He will settle down in Yancheng in the future and will not leave anymore.

Cheng Qin didn't have time to make excuses, so he vaguely agreed in order to end the phone call as soon as possible.

As soon as the phone was put down, Chu Yang hugged his waist from behind, and put his face on his shoulder.

Cheng Qin rubbed his head against Chu Yang's hair, and held Chu Yang's hand, "You don't hate me, do you?"

"How come?" Chu Yang hummed twice, "Cheng Qin, do you still like him?"

"do not like."

Chu Yang said: "Now you only have me in your heart, you only like me, you only want me alone, don't you?"

Cheng Qin said: "Yes, I only have you in my heart, I only like you, and I only want you alone."

Chu Yang smiled, kissed Cheng Qin's cheek, and then pushed him to sit on the sofa, "Wait a minute, the wound hasn't been healed yet."

Cheng Qin was dumbfounded.

When Chu Yangbaba came over with the medicine box, Cheng Qin asked, "It's over?"

Chu Yang took a small bench and sat down, put Cheng Qin's hand on his lap, "It's over."

"This one... overturned."

Chu Yang took out a cotton swab dipped in povidone iodine, and carefully disinfected the wound, "Yes."

Cheng Qin pinched Chu Yang's face, "You don't have any big tricks in your stomach, do you?"

"I can only hold it in my stomach... so what?" Chu Yang bared his teeth in joy, and then his smile gradually faded, "I'm quite jealous, I really want to fuck hard/you once."

Cheng Qin: "..."

Chu Yang smiled more happily, got up and hugged Cheng Qin, and pushed him down on the sofa. After listening to Cheng Qin's heart rate for a long time, he said: "It's really over, I'm very glad you told me, or else you can tell me in the future I discovered something by myself, so it’s easy to misunderstand...I just want to be nice to you right now, you are nice to me, to be together, apart from this, isn’t it a waste to spend my mind on other things? "

Cheng Qin touched Chu Yang's soft hair, "Thank you."

Chu Yang said: "Thank you? Don't you have to trust and understand each other!"

Cheng Qinan hugged Chu Yang quietly for a long time, feeling like a hot spring bursting out, like drinking a bowl of hot mutton soup on a cold winter day, directly warming his heart.

It was getting darker and darker outside, and there were occasional sounds of car locks in the community.

Cheng Qin stared at the ceiling, his eyes were sore again.

He didn't feel embarrassed, but a little embarrassed, raised his arms to cover his face, "Chu Yang, you are so kind."

Chu Yang heard that Cheng Qin's voice was wrong, and hugged him tightly, "Then take me back quickly."

Cheng Qin knew that Chu Yang was trying to make him happy, so he stopped being hypocritical, wiped his face, and said, "Yes, I will tell my family and let them know that you are my lover."

"Okay, I'll tell you too." Chu Yang paused for a while after speaking, "If you have any difficulties, let's face them together."

Cheng Qin patted him on the shoulder and signaled himself to get up, "It's your big gift."

"Where is the entrance hall?" Chu Yang ran away, and after a while, he came back holding up an exquisite box as if offering a treasure, "I made it all myself, and it is not as expensive as Junci."

"Get out!" Cheng Qin scolded with a smile.

The first picture in the box was a sketch of Cheng Qin, which seemed to be when Yang Zhe came to his house that night and fell asleep.

Below are also his sketches, when eating, when driving, when answering the phone, and when lazily watering the flowers, the paper is new and old, the strokes are green and skillful, except for the sleeping face , all sideways and back.

"When was it painted? Why are they all sideways?"

Chu Yang pursed his lips, "Don't be angry."

"not angry."

"You were not nice to me at that time. I secretly took pictures with my mobile phone." Chu Yang touched the paper carefully. "It's okay during the day, but I always miss you at night. I can't stand thinking about it, so I drew it on my mobile phone."

These paintings accompanied him through the nights he couldn't ask for one after another.

Cheng Qin stared blankly at Chu Yang for a long time.

how to say.

It's like drinking two catties of mature vinegar from a water tower, and the sourness will come and go, and the sour tears will come down.

Chu Yang is so worthy of love.

Fortunately, they didn't take many detours, and they were together.

Cheng Qin felt that he had lost some things before and could not get them back, but with the appearance of Chu Yang, he felt that those lost things were not very important. What is important now is to stay together forever.

"Come on, give me a hug," Cheng Qin opened his arms, but Chu Yang hugged him.

Chu Yang smiled and said, "Crying?"

"Fart," Cheng Qin said, "it's sand."

Chu Yang said, "Then it's time for you to clean up."

Cheng Qin said, "Aren't I your male god? Have you ever seen a god at work?"

Chu Yang: "..."

Cheng Qin smiled, "Okay, look at your dark face, you have become an eggplant essence."

Chu Yang: "..."

Cheng Qin said: "There are chef uniforms and apprentice uniforms at the door, do you want to role-play with your male god?"

Chu Yang: "Yes!"

Apprentice Chu gave Chef Cheng a hard fuck. The location of the crime: the kitchen; the duration of the crime: too long to count; the motive of the crime: love.

Chef Cheng, who was smeared with ketchup, was furious and shouted that the sky was upside down.

The days have not turned turbulent, and they are still living a smooth life. Chu Yang is in class, Cheng Qin is working, and the idlers have no sense of presence. Occasionally browsing a webpage, Cheng Qin knows that Wen Wenze is going to invest in an online drama at the launch meeting of the new movie.

Cheng Qin took the time to buy two mobile phones. The person in love never let go of the details, and used the photo of the other party as a screensaver. Cheng Qin’s phone number turned out to be "Uncle Cheng" in Chu Yang's phone. He hated being too serious, so he secretly Poke changed it to "Your man", while Chu Yang still kept it as "Little Sheep" on his phone.

On Wednesday, without the other's knowledge, the two of them updated a side story as if they had agreed.

"God's Cauldron" is in full swing, and the plot of "Falling the Demon" is being deciphered. The two authors simultaneously updated their daily episodes and sprinkled candy, which undoubtedly caused an uproar on Weibo. A group of little angels who received the candy shouted #木鱼君&Xunyang Together#, Naihe has never seen the deity of the two, some fanarts drew the Q version of the two characters, Muyu Jun drew a fish on his head, and Xunyang drew a sun to distinguish the characters .

After Chu Yang found this picture that was going viral, he saved it on his mobile phone and sent it to Cheng Qin.

But Cheng Dashen didn't seem to be very happy, probably meaning, why do you have a fish on your head, instead of drawing a day for him.

This implies that he is in debt.

Chu Yang laughed for a long time at Cheng Qin's infinitely extended brain hole, and replied: Maybe body/position decides this?

Then Cheng Qin ignored him.

On Saturday, Cheng's mother called early in the morning, emphasizing again and again that it was not too late for the family reunion. Cheng Qin thought for a long time before remembering that he seemed to have promised such a thing, and vaguely said that he knew.

Cheng Qin put down the phone and hugged Chu Yang from behind, and said, "This old lady is really interesting. I used to always say that the old Wang's family next door is not a good bird. My father even quarreled with her because of this, and now he is letting her go." I go back and get together with everyone, I really don’t know what it means.”

Chu Yang dragged Cheng Qin to fry the eggs, turning his head and kissing him from time to time, "I'll go back when I get back, you haven't been home for a long time."

Cheng Qin yawned, "I've been with you for a long time, so I don't want to chat with others all the time. Family friends are especially bad. When we meet, we must ask Qin Zi where his job is? Have you found someone? It sounds like a big headache."

Chu Yang laughed, "Isn't this what parents talk about when they communicate? Isn't this different from the second uncle who asked us if we ate it? People just ask, who cares if you really ate it?"

"Hey?" Cheng Qin pinched Chu Yang's waist, "I said, why are you always contradicting me recently? I'm ten years older than you, and you don't have any traditional virtues of respecting the old and loving the young? "

"Taste the saltiness," Chu Yang squeezed a piece of celery and stuffed it into Cheng Qin's mouth, "Why don't I respect the old, I only did it twice last night, why don't you get up so early today?"

Cheng Qin let go of his hand and pointed at Chu Yang, "Grandma, I have figured it out. You have learned all the skills I owe. You are going to deal with me."

Chu smiled and coaxed him out of the kitchen with fried eggs and side dishes, "I'm not just running on you, I'm also serving you."

Cheng Qin's old face turned red with the naked eye, "You are really... you're so chatty, eat!"

Chu Yang peeled an egg and put it in Cheng Qin's bowl. Cheng Qin put the bowl of eight-treasure rice in front of Chu Yang first. After the two ate for a while, Chu Yang felt something was wrong and said, "Auntie, is she going to introduce someone to you?"

Cheng Qin was taken aback, "I can't, my mother said it clearly."

Chu Yang: "Did you really introduce it?"

"No, I'm thirty. At my grandfather's age, my dad can make soy sauce, but I pushed it away." Cheng Qin swallowed the egg and took a few bites of side dishes, "By the way, you can go out for lunch. Don't do it yourself, I'll come back to pick you up when I'm done, and I'll buy you a formal suit in the afternoon, the author conference is about to begin."

"It's fine," Chu Yang handed the lunch paper to Cheng Qin, "I'm too lazy to do it if you're not at home."

Cheng Qin simply packed up at noon and went to Jianguo Hotel. When he arrived at the private room, Lao Wang's family of three and Cheng's parents and Cheng's mother had already surrounded the city for half a circle.

Cheng Ma beckoned and guided Cheng Qin to block the hole.

Cheng Qin was polite on the face, but he scolded Chu Yang in his heart, the bastard of a bastard, he really hit the mark

The author has something to say: Life is hard, but it’s good to have a confidant!Because of love, fearless!

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Chu Yang thought about squinting his head at noon, but when he lay down on the bed, he tossed and turned restless, so he simply got up to draw and sketched a cute Q version of a small round head with a few strokes. The inspiration came suddenly, and he was serious before the case. , Inspired to make yesterday's chef play into a yellow bar comic.

Just after drawing two squares, Chu Hongyuan's phone call came.

Chu Yang was quite surprised that Chu Hongyuan called him at this time, usually at the end of the year, telling him that the hotel’s proceeds had been transferred to his card, this time he didn’t say anything on the phone, just let Chu Yang go to the hotel look for him.

Chu Yang knew that Chu Hongyuan was more cautious in doing things, so he drove over without asking.

When they arrived at the location, Chu Hongyuan asked Chu Yang to change into work clothes without saying a word, put a plate of stuffed crab roe in his hand, pointed to the door of the private room of Fulu Hall, and said, "Send it there, there are things you need to see inside." .”

Chu Yang was confused, thinking that he was sick, so he drove a million and one hundred thousand Phaeton Baba to a restaurant and changed his skin to serve as a waiter.

Chu Yang knocked twice on the door politely, went in and saw a familiar but perfunctory face, he understood what Chu Hongyuan meant.

Cheng Qin sat upright, with a deliberate smile on his face, dealing with all kinds of face-saving issues that came one after another.

"Hi, stuffed crab roe."

Chu Yang often came here to play when he was in high school, shuttling in the lobby, and later grew up in the kitchen, learning cooking from the cooks. He has never been a waiter, but he has seen them train.

He put the dishes on the turntable, waited for all the guests to stop their chopsticks, and pushed the new dish in front of the older people.

When Cheng Qin heard Chu Yang's voice, his drooping "airplane ears" instantly stood up, his eyes lit up, and he winked at Chu Yang frequently.

Chu Yang smiled decently, took two steps back, "Please use it slowly."

Seeing that the person was about to leave, Cheng Qin coughed softly, "Waiter, where is the bathroom?"

Chu Yang stretched out his hand to signal, "This way please."

Cheng Qin nodded to the elders on the left and right, "Excuse me."

Cheng Ma waved her hand and continued chatting with Lao Wang, talking plausibly, what a golden boy and a jade girl, a match made in heaven, something that has not yet been written down, the words of matchmaking come out, and they have exhausted all their life's knowledge.

Chu Yang led the team at the front, walking like the leader of a guard of honor, and Cheng Qin followed behind, sneaking like a wretched man who stole underwear in the middle of the night. Seeing no one around, he dragged Chu Yang into an empty private room.

The room was a bit dark, and there was a lemon-flavored air freshener faintly in the airtight space. The walls were covered with intricately patterned wallpapers, and there were thick carpets underfoot.

Cheng Qin pressed the man against the wall and asked, "Why are you here?"

Chu Yang deliberately darkened his face, "Catch/rape."

Cheng Qin didn't care about that, and hooked the collar of Chu Yang's neck, "Are you here for a work-study program?"

Chu Yang slapped Cheng Qin's hand away, "Sir, please respect yourself."

"Pretentious," Cheng Qin snorted, leaned against the wall side by side, and said, "I'll call you Chu Banxian from now on, look at you, your guess is really accurate."

"My grandfather opened this restaurant," Chu Yang explained, "My grandfather's assistant Chu Hongyuan asked me to come here."

"Oh," Cheng Qin thought for a while, "yes, your grandfather's name is Jianguo."

Chu Yang turned his head to look at Cheng Qin, and then at the time, "Go back quickly, Auntie will be suspicious later."

Cheng Qin scratched his hair, looking very irritable, "Don't think too much about it."

Chu Yang put his hand on the doorknob, "I know, it's not a problem."

Cheng Qin quickly twisted Chu Yang's arm behind him, and pressed half of his body against the door frame. He was so strong that he almost made Chu Yang hang it on the wall as a wallpaper, "You seemed to be talking about arrest/rape just now?"

Chu Yang said with a smile: "On purpose, just to tease you."

Without further ado, Cheng Qin straightened him up, "I'm angry, take off your pants!"

Chu Yang was taken aback, "Huh?"

"Take off!"

Chu Yang kept one ear up, listening to the movement outside, "Don't make trouble, it's dinner time, people will come anytime."

Cheng Qin knelt down on one knee, quickly took out a half-hard object, and said to Chu Yang, "Prudish."

Chu Yang suppressed his own voice, his heart beat without rhythm, and the sound of footsteps outside made his heart jump out of his throat.

Chu Yang held the doorknob tightly, thinking that indeed, Cheng Qin's mouth/job was really good.

"Hey? Is this door broken?" A clear female voice came from outside the door, shaking the doorknob, "What's going on?"

Cheng Qin said calmly, and squeezed Chu Yang's calf with his hands, which meant, lock the door.