Interstellar male god, please kneel and lick

After a friendly exchange with the system, Li Yun left with a happy face, while a certain cat that was left behind lay down on the ground, licking its soft paws from time to time to comfort itself.The fake cat*true system has collapsed, the host is so scary! !How do you know it is afraid of tickling! !meow meow~~

Li Yun's happy mood is destined to last only for a while. After he turned his eyes and saw his so-called female teacher, he didn't know where to relax for a while, and almost tensed up.

Ai Li, who had planned to watch someone bullying a cat, looked up at Li Yun, glanced at him from head to toe in disgust, and then said lightly: "So childish."

"..." Li Yun looked at Ai Li with a smile on his face, as if he didn't feel the other party's disgust.But the villain inside is lashing the whip angrily at some bad tongued guy! !

"Come here and start." Ellie put down the pen in her hand, put away her mocking face, and said blankly, "A person's words and deeds can best reflect a person's true thoughts and what kind of situation this is." People. The requirement given to me by the system is to train you into that kind of... what kind of person? By the way, that kind of gentle scum! The kind who smiles gentle and elegant but actually has a human face and animal heart, the kind who secretly wants to kill the other party. Yes That's right, that's what you are now."

Li Yun's smile froze for an instant, he didn't know whether to continue laughing or not.Fuck, the system, hurry up and come out, let's continue chatting about life! !What the hell is a gentle scum?Human face and animal heart?Who secretly wanted to kill the other party! !Li Yun, who completely forgot that he had just flashed a dark thought just now, called the system frantically in his heart.

Sensing the host's sight comparable to X-rays, the system left the space very spinelessly.Scary to death meow—the host is so scary, it obviously didn't do anything meow—well, remembering that I seem to have done a lot of things, the system shrank its neck and ran away in a hurry. At least the host who escaped the anger period.

Seeing the spineless system leaving the space quickly, Li Yun made a big note of the opponent in his heart.

"Etiquette is not just about simple movements, it's also related to a person's spirit." Ellie poked the bone on Li Yun's shoulder in distaste. At least it will make you look thinner when you are dressed, and more fleshy when you take off your clothes."

Li Yun, who has been listening to the other party's plan, is heartbroken. If you don't look at me with that disgusting look, I will be happier.For the first time, he wondered... Is he really that bad?No, it's the original body that's bad, it's not him! !

After a simple theoretical explanation, Li Yun was dragged to exercise for several hours.According to Ellie, he first improved his physical fitness, and then shifted the focus of training to various etiquettes such as posture and expression.

After a long time, Li Yunlei, who finally completed the request, lay on the mat, feeling as if his whole body had been crushed by a train, so tired.

"It's really too weak." Ellie, who was training with Li Yun, still didn't change her face, she stood with her arms folded and looked at the fallen summoner, but she was still a little satisfied with the summoner's obedience.At least one person can be bad, because he has no idea of ​​​​change and the will to persist in change.

"By the way, there should be healing potions in your world, right? You can buy them, otherwise we won't be able to continue the training with you." After saying this, Ai Li disappeared in front of Li Yun.

Li Yun was not surprised to know that the teacher went back to her world temporarily. The system said that these copied characters also have their own lives.So, he can guess...that a lady from an ancient family can become so, so hot and have a poisonous tongue! !

After resting for a while, Li Yun stood up slowly supporting the equipment next to him.He has to check what repair agent the other party just said, and he will not let the other party easily let go of the escaped system! !

Leaving the space, Li Yun felt the touch on his face and was startled instantly, but his tired body made him unable to keep up with the reaction.

"Xiaobai?" Li Yun realized that the face in front of him seemed to be Xiaobai's when his brain came to his senses?But how did it get in there?

When he looked up and saw the opened door, he thought that the system seemed to have gone out, maybe it was opened.Here comes the question again, how does a cat open the door?

"Hmm——" Xiaobai subconsciously put his head in Li Yun's hands.It didn't realize what it was doing until it was touched by the other party, and its body froze immediately, and it didn't have time to wonder why the female was sweating profusely and tired, so it stiffened and walked away.

Seeing some Xiaobai leaving with the same hands and feet, Li Yun was puzzled, what is Xiaobai doing?But the sticky feeling of sweat all over his body made him unable to bear it any longer.

After he came out of the wash, seeing the messy bed, he had no choice but to change the sheets and the like.The space seems to come out from wherever it enters every time. In this case, he has to think about the place where he enters the space. If it doesn't happen every time, wouldn't he have to change the sheets every time?This is so troublesome!

When Li Yun packed up and arrived at the lobby, he saw two little guys who were clearly separated from each other, each occupying a corner on either side of the sofa, watching animation on their stomachs.And looking at the system addicted to the animation, the corner of Li Yun's mouth curled up with an evil intention.

"Meow-meow-meow-meow-"Host, let go of me, I'm wrong! !The sharp sound of the system resounded throughout the house.Thanks to the sound insulation effect of houses in this era is very good, otherwise, maybe someone next door will come and say that he abused cats.

"Meow~~" The cat of the system, which had been tossed for a long time, lay powerlessly on the sofa, and its meow became soft and emaciated.

And Xiaobai, who was watching the female's atrocities against the cat, felt that his hair was going to explode. This female is so scary! !However, immediately he pulled his ears guiltily and covered his blushing face with his paws.However, I still think it's so cute! !Is there no way I can save myself! !

And... Xiaobai sneaked a peek at Li Yun through the gap between his paws, seeing that Li Yun was a little slack because of messing with the cat, his collarbone was exposed and a large piece of fair skin was exposed, his face turned even redder.

"Ding—the favorability value of the target of the attack (Arthur) has increased by 5 points. It is now 70 points. (The reminder is closing)" The system was almost jumped by the flashing notification sound, and subconsciously looked at the host who seemed to be covering his face. In shy capture target.

No, shy?The system turned its gaze to the host who was watching TV carelessly, with loose clothes, and the system, which understood what Xiaobai was shy about, also covered his face like Xiaobai.I always feel that this strategy is very simple, how to break it! !The host's sensitivity has soared before he started the strategy... Could it be that the host has a heartthrob halo?Thinking of this, the system scanned its host suspiciously.

"Watch TV if you have nothing to do!!" Li Yun looked at the system with a strange expression, and rubbed the other person's head. This kind of comfortable life is really great, but unfortunately, there is no company of games! !

When it was time for dinner, when Li Yun had to get up to cook, he remembered that his back was sore... It seemed that he forgot to buy the repair potion! !So he stopped planning to go to the kitchen and asked the system to check the information of the repair potion. If there is no problem, he will buy some and use it.

"Repair Potion: It can quickly repair internal injuries in the body. In addition, it can be used for maintenance after excessive practice. It can make you instantly powerful, dear~~666 credits/bottle."

... This is Li Yun who was inexplicably embarrassed by this tone.Also, it suddenly became mighty...is it a ghost?I always feel that there is no good way to say it!This introduction is indeed 666!And the enchanting tone behind it made Li Yun feel like his skin was getting goosebumps.

Looking at his account balance, the amount is huge, but excluding genetic matching and credits from unknown sources, he tragically finds that he can use... less than [-]! !

"How many times can a bottle be used?" You have to buy it, but it depends on... how much you want to buy.Li Yun clutched his credit and almost wanted to cry.Sure enough... there are many troubles in time travel, I advise you to proceed with caution.

The system also thought of the host's troubles, and mechanically turned its head to tell its own host the cruel truth, "Once."

"Bang bang bang——" Li Yun knocked his head on the table lightly, he really wanted to die and die. He just wanted to be a rice bug, but it turned out that it would be okay to go back to the pre-liberation through time travel, and he had to work hard Get up, you have to make money! !I don't know if he has no ambitions! !

"Host, why don't you ask... can you advance your salary?" The system suggested to the host with some hesitation, as if in this world... there is no such thing as an advance salary?

"That's the only way." Li Yun asked the system to buy him five bottles of potions first. After all, he had to continue training in the afternoon and go to work at night, so he was very tired.But fortunately, he works the night shift... So everyone in StarCraft is a night owl?

"Zhizhi——" Xiaobai looked at the female whose spirit had suddenly shrunk, and licked her fingers worriedly.

"It's okay." Li Yun picked up Xiao Bai, rubbed his face against the other's soft white hair, and felt that he recovered instantly.It's okay to be tired, at least finally some animals are willing to approach him! !After being intimate for a while, he reluctantly let Xiao Bai go.

"I'm going to cook, you guys continue to watch TV." After speaking, he put the remote control in front of the other party, and he found that Xiao Bai also had spirituality, and seemed to be able to understand people's speech.

"Meow Meow Meow——" Well done!Looking at the fighting spirit of the host, the system cat walked up to Xiaobai and patted the other's white fur in a friendly manner.Sure enough, the goal of this strategy is to be powerful, to make the host generate motivation without saying a word! !

Xiaobai looked at the cat with a strange expression. This cat is not male or female, so why do you always feel that the other cat is very human?Unable to figure it out, Arthur turned his attention to the TV. Although the content was a bit naive, it was still quite fun.

The system that didn't get a response lay back in its small corner with a depressed face, looking at Xiaobai who was concentrating on watching TV, feeling aggrieved in his heart, it really wasn't that the whole family didn't enter the house, it was too much! !

The author has something to say: "Sex/Temptation" in a small theater

Xiaobai (blushing): Hurry up and put on your clothes.

Li Yun (confused): Is that so?As he spoke, he pulled down the collarbone's collar even more.

Xiaobai (face flushed): Hurry up!

Li Yun (the corners of his mouth curled up): This is more comfortable, isn't it.

Saying that, Li Yun picked up Xiao Bai and buried him on his neck.

Xiaobai... blushed until his brain congested, and died in battle.