There is a bug in Kuai Chuan

When Xiang Chen got up early in the morning, he found that his right eyelid kept twitching, feeling restless.The roommate said that the left eye jumped for money, and the right eye jumped for disaster, and asked him to remember to pray when he went out.But Jiyou said meanly that the left eye danced with peach blossoms, and the right eye danced with chrysanthemums. After speaking, he looked at his crotch obscenely, and then Xiang Chen also smiled and punched him.

I don’t know if my roommate’s crow’s mouth has come true. Today’s luck is really not very good. It’s a trivial matter to eat instant noodles without a seasoning packet. The fuck doesn’t even give me a fork!When he went to the toilet, he obviously had paper, but watched him being swallowed up by the water!When Xiang Chen came out, he looked unlovable, don't ask me how he got out, I don't want to know at all!

When there was no class in the afternoon, he had to go out for food because of that roommate who didn’t know whether he believed in Buddhism or Christianity.Although the roommate didn't mind, but because of his boyfriend's aura, Xiang Chen came out obediently, not being a light bulb, definitely not because he was cowardly, but just a little bit of fear...

Maybe it was because he didn't listen to his roommates and didn't pray to Christ, which made his elders unhappy, or it was really just bad luck, he finally got into a car accident!

Xiang Chen was just walking on the sidewalk, why was there a car chasing him and hitting him! !The first time he escaped by chance, but the second time he ran right into it.Like him, the buddy not far from him just stepped on shit, other than that, he didn't hurt at all, really!Shit luck!Xiang Chen was aggrieved and wanted him to call 120 or call an ambulance!But before he opened his mouth, his eyes went dark and he lost consciousness.

When Xiang Chen woke up, he looked dazed, not for anything else, but because it was a piece of tofu that woke him up!In this world, there are tofu cubes that can talk! !So his mentally retarded brain was filled with a lot of useless so-called business opportunities.

The system saw the waking up host staring at it with a silly smile on his face, and couldn't help questioning whether his signal was wrong for a second. After checking again, the source of the information was definitely the person in front of him, so he couldn't help being speechless. Why did my host It looks so stupid.

"Hello host, I am the system you are bound to, my name is 008, you can call me Xiao 8."

"!! So there is really a system! Am I the chosen child?!" Hearing the self-introduction of the system, Xiang Chen thought of the system-type article he had read before, and was a little excited (≧▽≦)/, yes Isn't there countless worlds waiting for me to save? !Are there countless heroines waiting for me? !Are there countless tasks waiting for me to complete? !

"Please don't make up the host's mind" -_-||The system seems to know what he is thinking "Just let the host help me complete the task."

"What task? Is this a system text or a quick passage? Is there any reward? Do I have some prehistoric power to let you choose me? I really am not an ordinary person, ahahaha~"

“……”#我的主客没有吃药痛味响##论我的主客实是喜比##I can’t have a good chat anymore（╯'-')╯︵┻━┻#

"Please host calm down, or I have medicine here." The system said a joke with a serious face, which made people feel panicked.

"Cough! Say what you say, I'll shut up." He also made a zip movement.

"..." Sure enough, I still need to take medicine." As for the host's question just now, the first host wants to help me complete the world, and the completion of a world will become my energy. When my energy is restored, the host can recover his free body. "

"As for the reward, this is also the same, because you, the host, have no signs of life in this world, so after completing the mission, you can just stay in any corner and die alone."

"what?!"

"No, no, you can choose a world you like to spend the rest of your life in."

"Hey! It was your truth just now!!"

"Doesn't the host want to know why they chose you?" The system ignored his fury and changed the subject.

"Yes, yes, why? Sure enough, it's because I'm so handsome!" The heartless Xiang Chen immediately followed up with the next topic.

"Because the host is destined to be with me, you just happened to be in a car accident, I just saw you, and you and I just happened to be compatible, so I chose you, and the host, you are stupid (meng) !" The system flicked.

"Oh, alas, although I know I'm pretty good-looking, how can I use the word cute for blue boy paper?" Xiang Chen said shyly.

"Hehe" Then why do you speak in such a tone.

"By the way, you just said I was dead?"

"Yes, the host's body has no signs of life at all. So please prepare the host, we are about to start the mission."

"Wait! Don't ask me if I accept it or not?" It's written like this in the fast-traveling text. The system begs the protagonist to accept it with a pitiful face, and the protagonist will take the opportunity to make many requests, and then the system will be forced to sign various contracts. Unequal agreement.How come you skip this step?

"If the host doesn't accept it, I will destroy the host's soul body."

"Oh?!" Why is it different from the script? "Can't you let me be a lonely ghost quietly?"

"Hehe, no. Because we signed a contract with Hades before, they provided some souls, and we took them to complete the task. If we disagree, we will destroy them, otherwise it will destroy the balance of Hades."

"I'll go, and I signed the contract. It's so tall, so there really is such a thing as Hades! (⊙_⊙)" ←_← The point is wrong.

"So the host doesn't agree?" The system didn't know when it was holding a scythe like a god of death and looked at him expressionlessly.

"How is it possible?! Of course I agree, it's just a joke." Xiang Chen laughed, and asked bitterly in his heart, why is this different from what he said QAQ

"Then please prepare the host, we are going to enter the first world."

"Oh?! What should I do? I'm a little nervous!"

"Please don't worry, the host. Even if the task in this world fails, there will be 2 points guaranteed. If you complete the world, you will get 5 points plus the guaranteed point. As long as you get [-] points, it means that the host's tasks are all completed." The system doesn't know how to do it. A blue light screen appeared in front of Chen:

Name: Xiang Chen

Sex: Male

Age: 25

Personality: Stupid (meng)

Sexual Orientation: Unknown

Mission Completion: 0%

"What the hell is that unknown sexual orientation?! I'm a straight man!! And you didn't praise me just now! The word "stupid" in your family reads meng!!" After reading the information displayed on the screen, Xiang Chen said Not convinced!

My host is so annoying!The system silently turned on the world shuttle machine, and knocked down Xiang Chen, who was still complaining, "I hope the host has a good trip!" Saidgoodbye with no expression on his face.

The author has something to say: a new pit has been opened (≧▽≦)/

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