His home attack always doesn't let him pretend

Chapter 2, Formula 2: Is the neighbor a crooked nut?

Qi Youhan: "There's no rule in the zoo that you can't take pictures?"

It took the two brothers three seconds to realize that Qi Youhan was mocking them as beasts, and his face flushed.

Qi Youhan added: "So you think the strong wind and the strong current are the champion and runner-up this time?"

"Do you need to say anything?"

"Oh." Qi Youhan said lightly, and smiled slightly. He was not affected by those trash talks at all, and his atmosphere was indifferent and meaningful. "That must be well played, I will wait and see."

As long as Qi Youhan wants to pretend, he can be peaceful, indifferent, elegant, noble, any temperament at his fingertips, so that the Chen brothers think that Qi Youhan really wants to see others defeat him.

In fact, Qi Youhan scolded her already in her heart.Want to win the championship?How dare I keep you from making it to the finals!

The smile on the corner of Qi Youhan's mouth didn't fade away until the sarcasm became more and more obvious, and the Chen brothers realized that there was something in the words, and they were startled. The man who knew whether he was a foreigner started talking and wanted to interrupt again, but there was no chance at all.

Qi Youhan tilted his body to the left, trying to block the pair of brothers from the final, he had to deal with the foreigner, so he said to the plaster the first words since the two met: "Hello? EOM ?”

The live plaster smiled slightly: "Yep."

"Er..." Talking to foreigners, Qi Youhan, who passed the sixth level but whose spoken English is very bad and has already returned all to the teacher, he was quite nervous, and quietly pointed to the Chen brothers opposite, "Theyalso..."

Qi Youhan got stuck before he could say anything, he was going to die, what about playing a game?

Live plaster looked at Qi Youhan encouragingly, Qi Youhan cleared his throat, calm on the surface but extremely anxious in his heart, he turned his head for a long time before continuing: "They also take part in the game tonight."

While talking, he pointed to the live plaster screen: "This game, champion."

Live plaster nodded to show that he understood.

Qi Youhan exhaled secretly: "They are badmen, very very bad."

The live plaster pursed the corners of his mouth, as if he was holding back a smile, and then made a clear expression again.

Seeing that the live cast did not refute, Qi Youhan continued. His idea was that when it was the turn of the live cast, he would manipulate EOM and Chen Zhishui to fight instead of the live cast, and he would prevent these two brothers from making it to the final.But as soon as he spoke, the problem came. His poor English made him forget how to say the word "replace" for a while.

WTF...Qi Youhan is almost smothered by his English...

It took a long time to organize the sentence: "When your turn, IplayEOM, Icanwinforyou."

As soon as he finished speaking, the live plaster frowned and shook his head, and immediately rejected Qi Youhan's proposal.Qi Youhan wanted to fight again, but the plaster suddenly said, "I am confident in myself."

Qi Youhan looked confused, what does confident mean?

The arc of the live plaster mouth was raised a little: "I'm better than you."

This time Qi Youhan understood, and raised his eyebrows, this foreigner is quite confident, how dare he say he is better than him?As soon as she got excited, the mother tongue couldn't hold back: "Oh, then I'll wait for you to help me abuse them. I'm sorry for what you said just now!"

So I changed to live plaster and looked dumbfounded.

"Eh..." Qi Youhan realized that he had no choice but to continue to search for words from his sinful thesaurus, but... how do you say abuse?How about hanging?Qi Youhan looked loveless.

I rested my chin and meditated, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. In English, I don’t need to be precise, as long as I understand it.

I cleared my throat and said solemnly: "Canyou helpmetofuckthem."

After speaking, he looked at EOM earnestly, his eyes were full of dazzling light, obviously very satisfied with his translation, the expression of begging for affirmation was the same as that of a husky who came back from picking up a flying saucer.The corner of the plaster's mouth couldn't hold back any longer, and he let out a sound: "sure."* (There are words in Chinese)

……

At [-]:[-] p.m., the semi-final officially began. The first match was between Qi Youhan and Chen Zhifeng.

Qi Youhan said it lightly, but he knew it would be a tough battle because his hand speed was slower than Chen Zhifeng's.

In boxing fights, the comparison is the speed of releasing skills. The more skills are released at the same time, the more effective hits are, and the less blood the enemy has.

Professional players need at least 200 EAPM (Effective Actions Per Minute). Qi Youhan once reached 300 EAPM at his peak, but with age and injuries, this number has dropped sharply. It can reach the passing line of 200.

When the left hand is hot, it can still be tensed, but it is winter now, Qi Youhan has no flesh on his body, and it is too cold to sit in the air-conditioned room, let alone that hand, which is still aching with biting drizzle outside.

Qi Youhan sighed secretly, hey, it's really not fair.

Compared with Qi Youhan, Chen Zhifeng's hand speed has been maintained at 250 all year round. Boxer's big move requires an average of 7 to 8 buttons to release. The hand speed is 50 more than Qi Youhan per minute, which is equivalent to 6 to 7 more per minute Big move.

"Hey, let's fight, brother, how much do you think Qi Youhan's hand speed has dropped now? Has it reached 200?"

"Hehe, what hand speed is needed to clean the toilet." Chen Zhifeng tapped on the keyboard with a cigarette in his mouth, and laughed out of his mouth, "Two of his ten fingers are useless, and he still needs to operate the mouse with his right hand. 100 is not bad, 200? You really flatter him. Thinking about it, it's pathetic, the former top leader, if he says he is disabled, he will be disabled."

Chen Zhishui's eyes widened exaggeratedly: "Do you think he is pitiful? It is obvious that he committed the crime himself, and he deserves it! Fu Sheng didn't kill them all because he was being polite to him."

The two brothers ridiculed to the utmost, but Qi Youhan turned a deaf ear and didn't even raise his eyelids to look at them. There are too many people who are jealous of brother's talent and handsomeness, not many of these two retarded ones.

Qi Youhan didn't speak, Chen Zhishui yelled more and more fiercely, Chen Zhifeng was excited to chime in with a relaxed expression, but within a minute of the match, Chen Zhifeng was speechless.

He was actually pressed and beaten by Qi Youhan.

From Qi Youhan's video, it can be seen that his hand speed is indeed not fast. Chen Zhifeng thought that he could win easily, but only after he actually handed it did he realize that fast hand speed is useless!

He pressed so many big moves that he didn't even touch the corner of Qi Youhan's clothes, and he avoided it with a swipe of the mouse.At this moment, Chen Zhifeng remembered that when Qi Youhan was confused about e-sports, in addition to "Uncrowned Champion", he also had a title called "Golden Right Hand". He could blink a semicircle with a diameter of ten centimeters on the computer screen with the mouse. Draw it in a very short time, not too much, not too little.After he left, there has never been a character in MMMY who used the mouse as superbly as him.

Chen Zhifeng broke out in a cold sweat with a cigarette in his mouth.

Dodging Chen Zhifeng's five big moves in a row, Qi Youhan brought people into his own rhythm, took advantage of Chen Zhifeng's underestimation of the enemy, and caught him by surprise. The winner was decided in less than 5 minutes in the first round. When Chen Zhifeng died, Qi Youhan Youhan still had 30% of his blood left, Chen Zhifeng was so lost that he was speechless, his face was completely lost, and he looked incredible that I was fucked by a dog.

Qi Youhan raised the corner of his mouth, and made a willful arc: "Did you see, this is called face-slapping with strength."

Chen Zhifeng's face was instantly as black as the bottom of a pot.

After losing so badly, Chen Zhishui lost the confidence to defend his brother: "Well, what a fart to be proud of, isn't it just that you win an amateur, and when you meet a professional, your mother won't even recognize you if you lose."

"Oh? Really..." I don't know which sentence touched Qi Youhan Nilin, his smile immediately disappeared, his expression was cold, and he spit out a seemingly friendly ice scum, "I can't play professionally. Yes, dear Zhifeng, don’t you understand?”

Chen Zhifeng shook his hand, clamped down the cigarette, and slammed it into the ashtray: "Tch!"

After the first round, he was full of anger.What was even more embarrassing was that he was furious in his heart but could not say more, their identities could not be revealed, and the ridicule thrown by Qi Youhan could only bear it.

With two wins in three rounds, the second round started, Chen Zhifeng no longer dared to underestimate Qi Youhan.A professional player was beaten by a crippled hand, with a 30% difference in vitality and blood, and he lost all face when he said it.

This round, Chen Zhifeng put all his strength into it, and raised his hands quickly. Qi Youhan could easily dodge his big moves, so he stopped using them, and imitated Qi Youhan's small moves.

Once the strategy changed, Qi Youhan's pressure suddenly increased. No matter how good the connection between the big move and the big move is, because there are many buttons, you can always find the gap to dodge. Now Chen Zhifeng imitated him to use the small move, and Qi Youhan copes with it It is a little difficult.

Two or three buttons can make a small move, Qi Youhan dodged this, but couldn't dodge the next move, and Chen Zhifeng's quick hands disrupted Qi Youhan's rhythm in an instant.Unable to play any moves, Qi Youhan's effective attack dropped by as much as 30%.

One couldn't play routines, and the other didn't want to play routines at all. Chen Zhifeng relied on his quick hands, and threw out tricks one after another desperately, hitting right and wrong, and became the type that Qi Youhan hated most.

The so-called accumulation of less makes more, 0.5%, 0.8%, one by one, the blood bar of Qi Youhan's character is flowing like a faucet.

Qi Youhan is at a disadvantage because Chen Zhifeng hits 5 times, but he can only hit 3 to 4 times. Now, one of them has 50% vitality and the other 30%. If they want to chase, they can only increase their hand speed, but Qi Youhan took the time to glance away. My left hand and ring finger trembled uncontrollably. With a click of the tongue, a look of fierceness flashed in my eyes. If I win this round, I will enter the finals. Fight hard!

The style of the game was reversed in an instant, Qi Youhan suddenly broke out, playing a wave of small climax, from the original defensive counterattack, directly to attacking instead of defending, the two people's hand speed was so fast, the characters on the screen quickly attacked and defended you come to me In the past, it was a bit faster than the two Wing Chun masters fighting, and the sound of crackling was endless.

Chen Zhifeng swept over with a sweeping leg, Qi Youhan took off and kicked in a whirlwind, and immediately came down with a tai chi move to find a needle in a haystack and grabbed Chen Zhifeng's crotch, which was blocked by Chen Zhifeng's two hands. In this situation, Qi Youhan would have a pause He hit his left hand, but to Chen Zhifeng's surprise, Qi Youhan connected another Heaven-shattering hand in an instant, lifted his hands and raised his leg, and hit Chen Zhifeng's stomach hard. Red heart, knocking out 4% of Chen Zhifeng's blood.

Chen Zhifeng was beaten into a sweat again.

Fast, too fast!Didn't it mean that he was handicapped with a hand speed that couldn't pass 200?How can it be so fast!

Qi Youhan raised his hand speed, and no longer restricted himself from using the skills that required the keys of the ring finger and little finger. His fingers seemed to fly faster and faster, swiftly and gracefully, like a flying falcon, light and vigorous, tapping with high intensity. After 3 minutes of keyboarding, Qi Youhan finally made up for the disadvantage. Both sides have 10% of their vitality left. As long as he successfully releases two hits in the middle of the heart, they will win.

But at the critical moment, Qi Youhan's character suddenly stopped moving.

The author has something to say:

Qi Youhan: Help me fuck them!

Yue Moyin Teste: Who do you want me to fuck?

Qi Youhan: ...

Yue Mo: Good boy.

-

Originally, my friend asked me to write all English into Chinese, but some places are boring to translate into Chinese. In fact, I have written the Chinese version, and I feel that the effect of writing is not very good...

Let it be released for everyone to see.

Qi Youhan tilted his body to the left, and said to the live plaster the first words since the two met: "Hello? EOM?"

The live plaster smiled and replied in English: "That's right."

"Eh..." Qi Youhan was quite nervous when talking to foreigners, pointing to the Chen brothers opposite, "They also..."

How about dying, playing a game?

Qi Youhan cleared his throat, calm on the surface but extremely anxious in his heart. After thinking about it for a long time, he continued: "They also participated in the competition, tonight."

While talking, he pointed to the live plaster screen: "This game, champion."

Live plaster nodded to show that he understood.

Qi Youhan exhaled secretly: "They are all bad guys, super bad."

The live plaster suppressed a smile, and then made a knowing expression again.

Seeing that the live cast did not refute, Qi Youhan continued. His idea was that when it was the turn of the live cast, he would manipulate EOM and Chen Zhishui to fight instead of the live cast, and he would prevent these two brothers from making it to the final.But as soon as I opened my mouth, the question arises, what do you say instead of this word?

WTF...Qi Youhan is almost smothered by his English...

It took a long time to organize the sentence: "When it's your turn, I will play EOM, and I can win."

As soon as he finished speaking, the live plaster frowned and shook his head, and immediately rejected Qi Youhan's proposal.Qi Youhan wanted to fight for it again, but the plaster suddenly said, "I'm very confident in myself."

Qi Youhan looked confused, he just said confident, what does confident mean?

The arc of the plaster's mouth was raised a little: "I'm stronger than you."

This time Qi Youhan understood, and raised his eyebrows, this foreigner is quite confident, how dare he say he is better than him?As soon as she got excited, the mother tongue couldn't hold back: "Oh, then I'll wait for you to help me abuse them. I'm sorry for what you said just now!"

So I changed to live plaster and looked dumbfounded.

"Eh..." Qi Youhan realized that he had no choice but to continue to search for words from his sinful thesaurus, but... how do you say abuse?How about hanging?Qi Youhan looked loveless.

I rested my chin and meditated, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. In English, I don’t need to be precise, as long as I understand it.

Clearing his throat, he said solemnly, "Then you help me fuck them."

After speaking, he looked at EOM earnestly, his eyes were full of dazzling light, obviously very satisfied with his translation, the expression of begging for affirmation was the same as that of a husky who came back from picking up a flying saucer.The corner of the plaster's mouth couldn't hold back any longer, and he let out a voice: "Okay."

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like