Come on, butcher

When Xiao Xi came home, Bai Han had been waiting at the door for quite a while, almost annoyed by the yelling inside the door, seeing him get off the car, he asked: "Which hospital did you go to, and how did you use it?" so long?"

Xiao Xi smiled: "No, Zheng Haifei's mother was hospitalized in the hospital where I identified the injury, and she went to visit her for a while. She also became a spiritual mentor once, and I feel cute!" He thought of Zhang Huaming's embarrassment. happy.

Bai Han's face became more and more ugly, and he stretched out his hand to touch the wound on the corner of Xiao Xi's mouth: "You are quite capable, if you can't control your broken mouth, you will suffer a lot sooner or later."

Xiao Xi suffered from the pain, and gasped "Hiss—" and said, "Don't touch it, it hurts like hell. Are you still my friend? Is there anyone who can comfort others like you?"

Bai Han let go of his hand, stared at his face for a while, then looked him up and down again: "Is your injury okay?"

Xiao Xi folded her chest and bent down: "It doesn't matter, it hurts everywhere, don't touch me." After speaking, he opened the door and went in, Baji was rude this time, and yelled at Bai Han a few more times, but was scolded by Xiao Xi.

"Running around in pain! You deserve it!" Bai Han pushed a mountain bike and followed behind him.

When Xiao Xi saw Bai Han's car, she couldn't help feeling sad, and said: "When I saw your car, I remembered my car that was still in the cold. It was crushed last night."

Bai Han was stunned for a moment: "Your car broke down?" He bought the same car as Xiao Xi's car on purpose, and he bought it with the first grade in the class at that time, which has a very special meaning for him. Meaning, Xiao Xi's car broke down unexpectedly.

Xiao Xi nodded: "Yes. Those people drove past my car in a van, and the rims of the rear tires were all deformed."

"Where is the car? Let me see if it can be repaired." Bai Han said.

"The car is still at Zheng Haifei's place. I don't know if it can be repaired."

Bai shabby said: "You are Zheng Haifei in everything now, and you are close enough to him. You say you don't have a good heart. If someone is uneasy and kind to you, wouldn't you be a fool to sell you?" Don't hesitate to help count the money."

Xiao Xi laughed: "Didn't this just happen to meet him? Besides, what does he care about me? Tell me about it."

Bai Han's face turned a little red: "What if he is that and wants to fuck you."

Xiao Xi tilted her head to think about what that "so what" was: "You mean, Zheng Haifei might be gay?"

Bai Han nodded his head inconspicuously: "There are quite a few people like this now."

Xiao Xi waved his hand: "Hey, did you get kidnapped by those rotten girls in the group? You think too much!"

"What if you think too much? What should you do?" Bai Han asked.

Xiao Xi didn't take it seriously: "I don't know, cold salad, soldiers come to cover up water and earth! Hey, I said why are you so nervous about me? Could it be that you want to fuck me?" After finishing speaking, he squinted at Bai Han.

Bai Han blushed, straightened his neck and said: "You, what nonsense are you talking about? You are my best buddy. I care about you so I remind you like this. You are laughing and joking all day long, and you are not doing a good job. You must be heartless."

"Hahahaha, I'm just teasing you, it makes you nervous." Xiao Xi laughed so hard that he hugged his stomach.

Bai Han raised his foot, couldn't help kicking his ass, and shouted angrily: "Xiao Xi, you little bastard, can you be a little bit upright!" Seeing his master being kicked, Baji immediately became nervous and jumped up to Biting Bai Han.

Xiao Xi quickly hugged Ba Ji and locked him in its doghouse. He yawned and said to Bai Han: "You are too boring, just kidding. I am in pain and want to sleep. Can you pass the time by yourself?" ?”

"Okay. You can go to bed with you, and I will arrange it myself." This is not the first time Bai Han has come to Xiao Xi's house, and he is already familiar with it.

Xiao Xi washed her face, climbed onto the bed directly, and lay face down with her arms around the pillow.Seeing this, Bai Han said, "What are you doing sleeping on your stomach? It's not good for your health."

Xiao Xi muttered: "My back hurts, it's uncomfortable to lie down."

Bai Han lifted his clothes, and saw the large bruises on his back, and felt distressed: "Have you taken the medicine yet?"

"No, I can't see it."

"Is there any medicine at home?"

"I don't know. Check to see if there is any on my table. If not, it will be gone." Xiao Xi hugged the pillow without lifting her head.

Bai Han took a look, and there was a bottle of safflower oil. He picked it up and looked at it. It was empty, and it probably evaporated after leaving it for too long: "No more, I'll buy it for you."

Xiao Xi muttered: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother."

Bai Han said: "Take the key away first, I'll go and get back quickly." He grabbed a bunch of keys on the table and went downstairs quickly.

The chihuahua barked again downstairs, probably caused by Bo Han going out.Xiao Xi suddenly remembered that the medicine was prescribed in the hospital last night, there should be safflower oil in it, but Bai Han had already left, he didn't even bother to call, and he didn't even bother to lift his finger on the phone, sleepiness hit him quickly, He fell asleep.

Xiao Xi was woken up by Bai Han's action of rubbing the medicine on him. There were hands on his back. He opened his eyes and stayed there for a moment. Knead.But slowly, he felt something was wrong. Those hands didn't seem to be rubbing medicine on himself, but they were stroking, which made his heart feel hairy.Xiao Xi opened her eyes: "Bo Han, do you want to eat my tofu?"

Bo Han was so frightened that he retracted his hands suddenly: "Ah, you're awake? You startled me."

Xiao Xi muttered: "Who is scaring whom? Are you rubbing medicine on me, or are you tickling me? It's tickling me to death."

Bai Han said: "Okay, it's finished wiping, you can continue to sleep." He pulled off Xiao Xi's clothes while speaking, and put the quilt on him again.

Xiao Xi closed her eyes and continued to sleep.When he woke up, he saw Bo Han sitting at the table under the window, facing the bed in a daze. Because of the backlight, Xiao Xi couldn't see Bo Han's expression clearly, but he felt that Bo Han was staring at him for no reason. How long have you watched.What's happening here?Xiao Xi lifted the quilt and got up: "Who covered me with the quilt? It's so hot." She raised her hand and wiped her neck, which was covered with sweat, "I have to take a shower."

Bai Han stood up: "You have just applied the medicine, and you are going to take a bath again, isn't it for nothing?"

Xiao Xi yawned: "Then let me wash my face and head office."

Bai Han followed behind: "It's time to eat, what do you have for lunch?"

Xiao Xi said while squeezing the toothpaste: "I don't know how to cook, so order takeaway. What do you want to eat? There are many takeaway calls under the keyboard. You can see for yourself. Give me a paella."

Bai Han said: "Is there anything to eat in your refrigerator? Let me make it for you."

Xiao Xi's toothbrush was already stuffed in his mouth. Hearing what Bai Han said, he immediately smiled: "Okay, I didn't expect you to be able to cook. When did you light up your cooking skill?"

Bai Han walked out and said, "This is a basic survival skill. There must be someone in the family who can cook."

Xiao Xi said inarticulately: "Then your wife is blessed."

Bai Han looked back at him, smiled and said nothing.

After Xiao Xi finished washing, he went downstairs. Bai Han was chopping meat in his kitchen, and Xiao Xi walked in: "What delicious food?"

"I see that your family has hand-rolled noodles, make noodles with tomato sauce." Bai Han turned his head to look at him, and continued to chop minced meat.

"Success, the master has the final say." Xiao Xi grinned, opened the refrigerator door, and saw that there were processed shrimps, and said, "There are still shrimps here, let's cook some shrimps."

Bai Han said: "You are injured, it's better not to eat seafood."

Xiao Xi rubbed her nose: "Oh, okay. You know a lot."

Bai Han chuckled: "It's the common sense of life. Some people don't want to understand it. Naturally, someone needs to understand it. Otherwise, how can we live in that day."

Xiao Xi felt that he spoke a little strangely today: "Have you got a girlfriend yet?"

The knife in Bai Han's hand missed the mark all of a sudden, and cut directly on the tip of his index finger: "Ouch!"

Xiao Xi hurried over: "What's the matter? Did you get it cut?" He grabbed Bai Han's hand, "Why are you so careless, a piece of skin was cut off, hurry up and bandage it up."

Bai Han let Xiao Xi hold his hand and dragged him back to the living room, and hurriedly took cotton wool and alcohol for himself to treat the wound.He didn't say a word, and there was no pain on his face, but an irresistible smile on the corner of his mouth.

Xiao Xi reprimanded him while helping him bandage: "I said that if you have a girlfriend, you will have a girlfriend. Why are you so excited? If your girlfriend blames me later, how can I bear it?"

Bai Han said: "No! No one will criticize you."

Xiao Xi looked up at Bai Han: "You don't have a girlfriend, so why are you so excited?"

"Just being careless, it has nothing to do with you."

Xiao Xi put a band-aid on him: "Okay. You can't get wet, I'll call for takeaway."

Bai Han said, "No, fried noodles with soy sauce are very simple. I'll teach you how to make them. I've already cut up the meat. You put the tomatoes in boiling water to blanch them, peel off the skin, and then cut them into small pieces."

Xiao Xi rolled her eyes at Bai Han speechlessly: "Are you sure it's easy?"

Bai Han smiled and nodded: "Our cooperation will definitely be a perfect match."

Xiao Xi had no choice but to bite the bullet: "I'll just help out. I'll take care of the water, and you'll do the rest, otherwise I really can't eat it."

Bai Han said: "Okay, then let's start."

So under Bai Han's command, Xiao Xi went to the kitchen for the first time in a real sense. He chopped the tomatoes, beat the eggs, cleaned the pot, and left the rest to Bai Han.

Bai Han cooked the fried sauce and cooked the noodles.Xiao Xi brought two large bowls of noodles to the dining table, mixed them with fried sauce, took a bite, and sighed with satisfaction: "It's a sense of accomplishment to eat homemade rice, it's delicious!"

Bai Han smiled and said, "See, some things are not that you can't do them, but that you are unwilling to do them. We cooperate, isn't it seamless?"

Xiao Xi gave a thumbs up: "You are the better one. You are so virtuous, your wife will be blessed in the future."

Bai Han picked up the chopsticks, put them down again, looked at Xiao Xi, opened his mouth, and said, "Xiao Xi."

Xiao Xi raised her eyes across the table: "Yes."

Bai Han said, "I have something to tell you."

Xiao Xi stuffed noodles with chopsticks into her mouth: "Say!"

Bai Han saw the other party's unscrupulous expression, and the more he looked at it, the more cute he felt: "Xiao Xi, there is something I haven't told you. I'm actually gay."

"What?" Xiao Xi stopped chewing, and stared at Bai Han with rounded eyes, as if frightened.

Bai Han licked his lips and said nervously, "I said I'm gay and I like boys."

Xiao Xi was trying to swallow the news together with the noodles, but she swallowed too quickly and choked: "Ahem!"

Bai Han hurried over to pat him on the back: "Slow down, don't choke."

Xiao Xi pushed his hand away: "Did I hear you right? You said you were gay?"

Bai Han nodded: "You don't think I'm disgusting, do you?"

Xiao Xi shook her head violently: "No. No matter what, you are my good friend. Honestly, isn't it an illusion?"

Before he finished speaking, Bai Han said, "What if the person I like is you?"

Xiao Xi was frightened ten thousand points, and with a "crash", she took the chair back a long way: "Don't scare me!"

The expression on Bai Han's face was a little hurt: "Do you find it disgusting and difficult to accept?"

Xiao Xi couldn't tell what the expression was on his face, shock, surprise, embarrassment, he lowered his head and thought about it, no wonder Bai Han's behavior was a bit weird, before he was saying that Zheng Haifei was going to fuck him, but in fact he was going to fuck him For yourself: "Don't come here, let me think about it."

Bai Han stood on the spot with his head lowered, waiting for Xiao Xi's verdict. Beads of sweat oozed from his forehead. He didn't want to say it unprepared, but this time when he came back, he sensed the crisis. He felt that he If it drags on, I'm afraid there will be no chance again.

Xiao Xi wiped his face, and then said: "Bai Han, I don't hate you, nor do I hate you, but I can't accept this, because I have always regarded you as my best friend and good brother, I can't help it." Imagining being a couple with you makes me feel weird and incestuous."

Bai Han's face was a little pale, he took two steps forward unwillingly, grabbed Xiao Xi on both sides of the back of the chair with his hands, trapped Xiao Xi between himself and the chair, and said hastily: "Xiao Xi, you don't have to answer me in a hurry. Do you think about it, okay?"

Xiao Xi swallowed her saliva in some horror, showing a very embarrassed expression: "Stop joking, Bo Han, I really only regard you as a friend and brother, nothing else is possible."

Bai Han was a little anxious, he leaned over and said, "How do you know if you don't try?" After speaking, he was about to lean over to kiss Xiao Xi, Xiao Xi instinctively raised his hand and pushed hard, only to hear a "crash", the solid wood table Hit by Bai Han's back force, he even slid half a meter back, and Bai Han's side bowl of noodles also slid out, breaking into several pieces with a crisp "pop", and the noodles and soup splashed everywhere .Xiao Xi scolded loudly: "Fuck! Bai Han, you are crazy! Do you still want to fight against the bully?"

Bai Han showed a painful expression because of the pain in his back, but it was not his back that hurt even more, but his heart. He was too impatient just now, maybe it was self-defeating, so he covered his face with his hands: "I'm sorry, I just had a fever , That's it, I didn't even know it would happen. Xiao Xi, I'm sorry, we all need to calm down, I'll go back first. Please don't blame me, I just like you too much."

Xiao Xi turned her face away: "Stop talking, I feel so embarrassed."

Bai Han didn't have the face to stay any longer, he left Xiao's house in a hurry, ignoring the mess all over the house.