Little devil and old ghost

I've come in, and I'm terrified to stay outside.

Scratching my head, I asked, "Are those outside just now ghosts?"

Guai Ren nodded: "Well, they have grudges in their hearts, so they alienated and deformed and lost their human form."

It seems that my heart is magnanimous, open and upright, and I look so good-looking!

It was quiet outside, without any sound.

"Are they... still there?"

"Still."

"Then... what shall we do next?" I took a few steps back, away from the door.

"Wait."

I was puzzled, and the monster shook the ghost talisman and said, "It still can't be used. I found that Yan Jiansheng had tampered with it when the battle started. It will take about a quarter of an hour."

"That's about [-] minutes." Guai Ren said again.

I said that earlier!I nodded, and the space fell silent.

I walked around and looked around, and it was very empty here, with only one bed, and nothing else.

"What is this place?" I asked.

Guai Ren said, "The dressing room."

I don't think it's right: "Isn't it? It's so gloomy here, and why does the funeral home have a dressing room?"

"For corpses."

Quickly withdrew the hand that wanted to penetrate the bed, and quickly returned to Guiren's side: "Hehehe, so particular."

Gui Ren chuckled: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, so it's natural to be particular about it."

"Oh." I looked at my toes, "How long has it been?"

"About three minutes."

"Oh." There was another silence.

It's not that I want to be silent, but that I don't know what to talk about.

"Are you ok?"

I didn't want to start a conversation, so I just pretended to be confused: "Huh?"

The strange person Li Hei looked straight into me: "What do you remember?"

Sure enough, I still asked, but I avoided talking about it, and took the same way as in the morning: "I'm hungry."

The monster stared at me for a moment: "I can't cook now."

I forgot that this was in a funeral home, I laughed dryly: "Haha."

"I would like to know."

I do not want to say.A man of labor and management needs to confide his heart and soul?joke!

"Hahaha, is it time?"

"No."

Why do the times you want to seize the most always pass by in a hurry, while the times you are most difficult to bear are often so difficult.

I can only keep silent, he can't pry my mouth hard.

Guai Ren can't, he needs a lot more beating than this.

He sighed softly and said, "Your parents died in an accident when you were seven years old."

I remained silent, and he continued: "It was a snowy day, the road was icy, the wheels slipped, and they hit the truck, the two of them were on the spot..."

"Shut up!" I couldn't help but clenched my fists trembling.

The monster paused, and calmly met my glaring gaze: "I know everything, what you know and what you don't know, I will keep it in my heart."

You are amazing!I yelled at him: "Who the hell wants you to remember so clearly!"

He said: "There is no one, but I can't forget it."

I'm very irritable now, I don't want to listen to him, I don't want to look at him: "Damn! Who are you, don't f*ck show off my past, I've forgotten about labor and capital, what a fart!"

The monster stopped talking, and I was angry against the pale wall.

There is nothing wrong with the monster, and neither is I. There are some things, there is no right or wrong, it all depends on personal likes and dislikes.I'm just very angry now, and I just don't want to talk to him.

Maybe 1 minute, maybe 2 minutes, I counted silently in my heart, counted to 100 according to my own rhythm, and my mood was not completely calmed down. The monster said: "The little devil is packed, let's go."

When did this happen?I do not know how?

"It's been [-] minutes and I was lying to you."

asshole!It turns out that there is no sad time at all, it's just that someone deliberately makes you feel sad!

☆, I want to eat

Guai Ren lifted the restraint, opened the door, and I walked out with him.

The lights in the corridor were still flickering, and it was just as scary without ghosts.

It is said that the airport has witnessed more sincere kisses than the wedding hall, the walls of the hospital have heard more devout prayers than the church (from Ji Yan Ji Yu), then, what about the funeral home, it has staged more joy and anger than the movie theater Sorrow, fear, love, evil desire.

I followed the monster carefully, looked around, and always felt that there was something unknown lurking in the dark, peeping at everything.

Guai Ren is completely calm, this is unscientific!I'm a ghost, he's a human, okay?why am i afraid

I looked around and asked, "How did you get in?"

The monster replied: "Concealment."

Well, you can spell.

Well, it's normal for you not to be afraid and for me to be a little bit afraid.

You used to be a ghost, and I used to be a human being. Even if we switch things up now, we still haven't come out of the past.

In other words, I don't even have the memory of the past, but it is deeply ingrained and I can't get rid of the shadow of people. Niuniu is different. Who is better than whom?

It's impossible for me to figure it out, so after thinking about it for a while, I put it behind my mind, paying attention to the present is much more real than those who have nothing.Living too pretentiously, I am the only one who is tired.

Ah, am I still alive?Um. ． ．There is a way of living in life, and there is a way of living in ghosts. Things from one stage to another are not the same thing, so don't get entangled together.

After thinking about everything, I shook my head and found that the monster was staring at me: "What are you doing?"

Gui Ren looked strange, and said, "You... just... your soul is like this broken light bulb, which has been on and off for several rounds."

Looking at the energy-saving lamp above my head along his finger, I said without thinking, "That's the wisdom of my thinking shining!"

Guai Ren chuckled: "Then what does it mean when you die in the end?"

I replied solemnly: "That's the silence of my thoughts brewing a stronger prehistoric power!"

Guai Ren burst into laughter: "Yes."

I am surprised that this old antique who only reads ancient books and does not carry any modern electronic equipment on his body can get to the point: "You actually understand?!"

The monster smiled and said nothing.

cut!Don't you just get to a point by chance?I feel better everywhere!

In a blink of an eye, Niu Niu was standing at the foot of the steps when she reached the gate.

I stepped forward, Niuniu was one step faster than me, and an afterimage teleported in front of me.She stared at Guai Ren's crotch without taking her eyes off it.

I looked at Guai Ren's crotch, and at Niu Niu: "What's wrong?"

Niuniu said, "I want to eat what's in it."

I almost choked myself to death with a mouthful of saliva, patted my chest, I pulled away and controlled Niu Niu: "That food is not delicious at all, really! Don't want to eat it!"

Niuniu asked: "Have you eaten?"

I yelled: "Laozi has never eaten it, but it must be delicious! Believe me! Niuniu!"

I don't know if it was because of the sky, but I seemed to see the face of the monster who had been staring at his crotch darkened.

Guiren took out the ghost charm from his trouser pocket and said, "That's what she said."

You are dirty!That's what I'm talking about!Reluctantly, I put the hands holding Niuniu behind my back, and I said with disgust: "It looks hard at first glance, it must not taste good!"

Niuniu: "But I want to eat."

The monster raised his forehead and put away the ghost talisman: "You can't eat it. Now, let's go back."

I went out around [-] o'clock, and when I came back, it was less than [-] o'clock, and I harvested a group of little ghosts, which is also very efficient.

After the monster entered the door, he set up a restriction, released the little ghost in the ghost charm, and asked Niuniu and I to chat with them and ask them why they would stay and not reincarnate.

So there was such a picture - a group of screaming white ghosts flying around the room, and Niuniu and I froze among the dancing ghosts.

It's not that I don't want to move, it's that I'm not familiar with these ghosts!I don't know how to greet you!

Guai Ren went to cook, and it was even more impossible to count on Niu Niu. I gritted my teeth and raised my hand to say hello: "Well, hi~ Hello everyone..."

one second.two seconds.three seconds.The ghost flew around by itself, and Niuniu stared blankly at me.

I withdraw my hand in embarrassment.

Bow your head to change the presupposition in your mind, tell yourself, isn't it a ghost, whoever made it after today will not see you again.Really, I'm going~

"Hey, what's your name?" I stretched out my hand to pull a ghost, the eye sockets of the ghost's black hole began to shake, and the screaming mouth made a "woo-woo" sound.

I didn't understand, so I pulled him (her) in front of Niu Niu: "Niu Niu, what is he (she) talking about?"

Niuniu said flatly: "It's cold, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold..."

"Okay, okay! I see, help me ask him (her) why he (she) is cold?"

Niu Niu stopped her voice and asked the ghost, "Why are you cold?"

OK?Then why can't I?

The ghost went "woo woo woo" for a while, and Niuniu listened to the translation: "I don't have clothes, I don't have clothes, I don't have clothes..."

"Where are the clothes?" I went straight to the point.

Niu Niu: "I was taken away."

Well, children can be taught.

Looking carefully at the ghost I'm holding, the body is just a cloud of mist, scaled down, the place I'm holding seems not very good.

"Niuniu, ask if he (she) is a man or a woman."

"Girl, my chest hurts."

I immediately let go of my hand, and the ghost floated away. Facing Niuniu's expressionless face, I felt guilty.

"Niuniu, catch one, we haven't finished asking." Resolutely broke away from the previous topic.

Niuniu reached out and caught a passing ghost, one size smaller than the one just now.

"Ask him if he has any clothes."

"No."

"The clothes were also taken away?"

"Yes."

"Who picked it up?"

"do not know."

Well, it's broken.

"another."

Ask again, ask again, ask again, repeated several times, the information I got is still that the clothes were taken away by someone I don't know, it's so cold.

It's so cold, what am I doing?I shuddered and began to think about it.

Rewind, "Ka--", ah, it was Guiren who asked Niuniu and me to ask the reason why they stayed and refused to reincarnate.

This combination is because the clothes are too cold to reincarnate?This answer makes a lot of sense, so I didn't ask it out, don't ask, the wonderful show is showing, so don't waste time on boring questions.

When the meal was served, the ghost took the little ghost back into the ghost talisman. I reported the content while eating, but the rendering process was difficult. The result was that the little ghost was afraid of the cold and had no clothes to wear, so he stayed in the human world which was warmer than the underworld.

Guairen smiled at me and looked towards the kitchen. I took a look and saw the big, shining glass door of the kitchen, and I could clearly see the inside.

My expression didn't change, I was still sincere and serious, and the corners of Gu Ren's mouth widened.

Some things, you don't expose them, I don't explain them, it's good for everyone to know.

I lowered my head and continued to eat the delicious chicken drumsticks, and Gui Ren also continued to eat.After lunch, Guiren washed the dishes as usual, and Niuniu and I watched TV consciously.

Nothing happened!I proudly said to Niu Niu: "See? I'm just so smart!"

Niuniu seemed to understand and nodded, and I patted her head: "Learn more!"

A bolt from the blue is probably like this.

When I was in a good mood, Guai Ren said, "Let's go out."

"where to?"

"funeral parlor."

"What?!" What's the end of the agreement?

The author has something to say: Is the writing still successful?

If you are free, give me a quasi-talk~

The recent downturn... my paws are so itchy, I want to dig another hole...

(Future me: I don't have time to chop my claws, you have already planed)

☆, re-enter the funeral home

You can't generalize in being a human being, and it's hard to talk about being a ghost.

Now, we are on the way to the funeral home again, I don't understand, isn't it to catch the kid?Is it necessary to figure out the cause and effect?

This is what the monster told me: "It's not necessary, but we have nothing else to do, and I'm afraid you'll be bored."

You are too busy to go to the funeral parlor!

I feel obliged to remind me: "Aren't you looking for a job?"

The monster replied, "I'm working right now."

Unrewarding work is called volunteering, okay boy? !You have the awareness of every spare tire, do you consider yourself a spare tire for Yan Gumian? !

Did they really have an affair?I feel like I'm real!I'm so smart! (Stupid people: Speechless looking at the sky.......)

I was very interested in asking, but I turned off my eyes when I met Shangguai Ren, and my intuition told me that there would be no good consequences for asking. (Stupid people: Thank you for your intuition→_→)

Facing the questioning eyes of the monster, I changed the subject: "How much deposit is left?"

"About [-]."

Whether this is more or less, I am not very clear about the concept of money.

"You...just want a job!"

The monster spread his hands: "Okay, let's go find a job tomorrow."

I am satisfied, and the sense of accomplishment is quite high to bring a young man who has lost his footing back to the right path!

If you could hear the sound, now you will hear a "swish——" and the picture changes from my complacent to my downcast—in the gray sky and chaos, I stand in front of the gate of the funeral parlor with my shoulders drooping. It's not deep winter, there will probably be crows flying by and fallen leaves swirling by.Xiao Xi, miserable, miserable!

Today hasn't passed yet, I'm so happy for tomorrow!

Despite all my reluctance, I followed into the funeral home.One ghost is enough for three years, so don't be alone now.

Guiren walked in front, Niuniu followed, and I sought a sense of security in the middle.

This time, with enough time to react, I clearly felt the whole journey of the funeral home.

After entering through the gate, there is a service desk, where girls in black formal attire are sitting and chatting, with a few big blue characters on the white background wall behind them, "If you come, you will be safe".Cut~ I wanted to cheat the corpse, but I died long ago, and I don't know where the corpse is.

The next step is to turn left and right with the monsters. During this period, there are various sounds, some crying, some wailing, some reciting Buddhist scriptures, and some doing deeds.At first, I was taken aback, fearing that some talisman or spell would be destroyed by accident.Trembling, like walking on thin ice.Later, Guai Ren said that these were all ostentatious things, and they would not linger here if they were effective.

"You think this person is really strange, holding high the banner of science but still clinging to the theory of ghosts and gods?" I muttered in a low voice.

"Because science can't explain everything, the comfort that people want can only be obtained from the ghosts and gods of nothingness."

"You are so pathetic!" I sighed deeply.

Guiren smiled, turned around and said to me, "Yes, we are so pathetic."

When he reached an unknown number of corners, Guai Ren stopped in his tracks.I looked over his shoulder and there was a door with a small sign in the upper right corner, black and white, that said "Crematorium."

I shrunk my neck and asked, "Want to go in here?"

Guai Ren nodded, reached out and opened the door and walked in.I turned around and wanted to slip away, but Niu Niu's expressionless face zoomed in close.

Touching my nose, I turned around and took the first step bravely.I thought, this is a big step for me, this is a milestone, this is...  grass!The moment I entered, an unpleasant smell filled my body, and an indescribable sense of nausea surged.

Guai Ren said it was the smell of corpses.Depend on!Now I just want to vomit but I can't vomit, I can only retch.I retched and opened my mouth, the most unpleasant smell in the world swept over my sense of taste, I seemed to have tasted something... so damn uncomfortable!

I can't vomit, I can't bear it, please forgive me, I really can't distract myself from describing it.If you have to say it, if you are really curious, please buy a piece of pork and wait for it to rot. Remember to buy a few bottles of air purifier in advance, the super effective one.

From the perspective of the staff inside, the door was automatic without wind, and someone said "pooh", saying it was really evil, and came to close the door cursing.

I was taken aside, and Guiren said, "Look there."

where?

Trembling, I looked over and saw several men in white coats and masks picking up the clothes of a dead body.

I wipe!What is this for?

Under the reflection of the cold silver-white metal light, the dead body was placed on a board that looked like a cart.The man pressed a switch, and the corpse was slowly sent into the furnace, and the flames inside seemed to roll up from hell.The man shook the stripped clothes and threw them into the basket beside him.A ghost floated in from the window behind the machine, went straight to the machine, and circled the stove

The sense of smell is finally tired. Although it is still uncomfortable, I can already deceive myself.I rubbed my nose and asked Guiren in a low voice, "Is this the ghost of that...er... that person?"

Guai Ren nodded and said, "He has started to change."

I looked carefully and found that the ghost was constantly alienating and losing its human form.After a few laps, he was completely reduced to a ghost that was no different from the little ghost before.

"So... the reason is really because there is no clothes to wear?" I was dumbfounded.

Guai Ren shook his head: "Let's go to other places to see."

He rushed out of the cremation room as if he was fleeing, and breathed the incomparably fresh air outside.Guai Ren and Niu Niu came out. I bent over and supported my legs, and looked at them sideways. They seemed to be completely fine.

I propped up my body, took a few steps back and wanted to lean against the wall: "I said you... ah!"

I passed through the wall and fell into the wall naturally. If I hadn't reacted quickly and controlled my tilted body in time, I might have fallen to the ground.That's not a good thing, especially since I'm claustrophobic.

Praise for my wit, I leaned back hard to restore the vertical relationship with the ground.

When he wanted to go out, he saw a bunch of things out of the corner of his eyes.

I turned around and saw that there were all kinds of clothes, colorful, layered on top of each other, the size of a small mound.On the top is an incandescent lamp with a green cover, and the light it emits just covers the pile of clothes.

I looked around and realized that this was a very large room, with piles of clothes densely covered in large and small sizes. Except for the pale light, the rest of the room was pitch black.There is one in the distance, no, it is a pile of clothes, like a mountain.

I feel very strange, this is like a cemetery, there is no tombstone, but something is buried.

There was light and shadow flickering in one corner, and I looked over, it was burning white wax, spitting out faint letters.The same is true in the other place. I looked around, and there were [-] pieces of white wax placed in every corner of the huge room.

Why didn't you see it just now?At this moment, I felt like there was something behind me.

Turning my head stiffly, it was a green flame that rose up curlingly, and it instantly turned into a snake and rushed towards me.

Damn!when?when?What are you doing?What are you doing? !

I rolled forward and tried my best to dodge, non-stop, rolling like a numbness!It's a pity that I just got out of Shekou, and fell into the ghost's hands again - the moment I rolled out, a pair of black fogged hands crossed and stuck my neck.

I struggled and struggled, only to get tighter and tighter arms in response.

grass!Why do ghosts still need to breathe!

Stars stared at me, and when I was suffocated and unconscious, I vaguely heard Guiren's roar: "Let him go!"

The author has something to say:

From here I finally know how long I haven't climbed up.Well, even if Ryo is a corpse, I can't say anything.

If you don't fill the hole you dug yourself, you will fall into it if you walk at night.

☆、A person who likes you

When I woke up, the scene before the coma was still vivid.

Ren is black, and the whole body is covered with extremely blue mist, which is black.

I was strangled by the neck, and my face was facing the direction Ren rushed in.Why the door melted like ice and snow, I don't know, I only know that after the roar of "let go", the door disappeared like that, and Ren Jin's body fainted blue.

When Ren was at arm's length from me, the blue had darkened to black.The hand that pinched me seemed to be frozen, I was bound and could not move, both hands pulled the black hand vigorously, all senses were only cold.

Ren hit the black hand with a palm, and the black hand receded instantly with a shock.

I was lying on the ground, gasping for breath with my mouth open. There were dots of black in front of my eyes, and the faint blue in my blurry vision swept everything. Something soft brushed against my lips, and I finally fell into a coma.

Now, I lie on the bed, Ren sleeps on my left side, the shadows of the eyelashes flutter, and then open the eyelids to meet my eyes.

At this time, I had woken up for a while, and my mind recovered after the initial turmoil. Even though there were countless doubts clamoring for answers, I could still greet Ren with a smile.

"Damn it! You are awesome! What is that trick? Can you teach it? Teach me, eh?"

"Can't teach."

Ren got up, I couldn't see his expression, he turned his back to me, ruffled his half-length black hair, and smiled as usual when he turned around.

"mean···"

"hungry?"

I nodded, Ren's footsteps sounded, the door opened and then closed, the room was very quiet.

I stared at the white ceiling for a long time but didn't see it blooming a flower. After thinking for a long time, I chose to ignore the greasy residue on my lips, so I decided to get up.

Opening the door, Ren was busy in the kitchen, Niuniu was combing her ponytail awkwardly, the sunlight filled the room, and the air smelled like air, normal and tasteless.

About the funeral home...NO!Do not think.

I coughed and coughed twice, attracting Niu Niu's attention. She was holding her long hair with her left hand and the comb in her right hand, with a serious expression on her face.

"I'll help you?"

"it is good."

Taking over the comb and half of the hair that was still hanging on my shoulders, I led Niu Niu to sit on the carpet, and I sat cross-legged on the sofa.

In fact, the carpet sofa is useless at all, what we sit on is just air, but I just want to do that, no matter how long I have been a ghost, I often think that I am still human.

When Ren brought out the food, I skillfully tied Niu Niu's hair with a dark green wide rope, and tied a bow with ease.

I was a little dazed, and when I floated to the dining table, I asked Ren: "How old was I when I died?"

Ren paused the hand that placed the tablet and said, "[-]."

"Fuck, die young."

I still frowned and asked, "I have a younger sister?"

"...Why did you ask this, do you remember anything?"

I rubbed my nose resentfully: "It's nothing. I just helped Niuniu tie her hair. I'm so proficient that I wonder if I've ever been a father..."

Ren sat down, put vegetables into my bowl, and said with a smile, "You have a cousin who is seven years younger than you. You are very close to her."

I picked up the rice grains, and said in response: "Oh, no wonder. What's my sister's name, is she cute? I must love her very much."

"Well, you dote on her very much."

"I asked two questions and you just repeated my statement."

I stared at Ren angrily, and Ren picked up a chicken leg for me: "You need to think about it yourself."

Well, I'm an amnesiac, what can I say?

I turned my head and said to Niu Niu who also didn't know my past: "Niu Niu, this person is not kind!"

Niuniu licked her rice bowl clean, shook her head upright, her long ponytail flicked: "What do you mean by kindness?"

Well, the same camp is easy to stand, and different camps are easy to change. What similarities and differences should I look for?

After dinner, Ren walked up to me and shook the notebook, and I followed him to his room in a daze.

The sound of Ren closing the door brought me back to my senses, and I suddenly felt something was wrong.

I hesitated by the door, watching Ren put the notebook on the bed, thinking about it but not wanting to.

Ren said, "Let's talk."

The slippery touch hit my lips again, and my hand grabbed the doorknob in the next second, but it didn't move at all, and I froze in place with my back to Ren.

Ren's sigh came to my ears, and I shivered a little.And when Zain's hand touched my arm, my whole body shook violently, and I quickly turned to face Ren, with a trembling voice as if sitting on a shaking washing machine: "You...you..."

"Well, I can meet you now."

Ren and I looked at each other, and the deep black eyes made me feel uneasy.I squatted down and slipped out from under Ren's armpit, and quickly moved to the desk one meter away from the bed, with my back against the curtains.

"What the hell is going on! What are you talking about?!"

I've broken my cans and I hope that a dead horse can be healed into a living horse.

Ren sat on the edge of the bed, propped it up with one hand, and leaned towards me, with a satisfied expression: "The thing is probably that I like you, and I kissed you."

My heart is no longer turbulent, because it is already turbulent.

I should have known.

He said that it was a ghost messenger who came to extradite me, but it is impossible for him to take care of me meticulously and indulge in pampering attitude;

I clearly know my life and my preferences. If it is because of a ghost, I may have obtained my experience in this world through some means. When Danren talked about me, his happy expression was like an emotional person who accompanied me through everything. The tone of voice should have aroused my suspicion.

Who is Ren?

Now I know that Ren is someone who likes me.

but--

WTF? ! ! !

Labor and management definitely don't like him!I like girls!